Let’s face it: sometimes, you just need a good laugh to get through the day. Whether you’ve had a rough day at work, a stressful moment with your partner, or just feel like procrastinating, a dose of humor can work wonders.
We’ve rounded up a hilarious collection of memes, straight from the Facebook page “Funniest Memes,” guaranteed to put a smile on your face. From ridiculously relatable moments to completely random hilarity, these memes are just what you need to lighten up and enjoy a quick break. Keep scrolling for your daily dose of laughter!
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Aww I remember this from when my girl was still a baby puppy. First walk she sat down halfway along. Had to pick her up and carry her the rest of the way home. These days she's the one racing ahead and I'm the one who wishes she could stop for a nap halfway
Little legs would be OK but his head looks enormous!
Load More Replies...I lost my dog Doris 3 weeks ago and my heart is broken, but Winton deserves a complete heart <3 Doris-tatt...22ee54.jpg
💔I’m so sorry to hear this , Doris will be having fun on rainbow bridge , with my dogs that have bast in the last ten yrs , they never leave you do they. Xx
Load More Replies...I feel sorry for Winston; he can't even go for a walk like a normal dog and run and play and have fun.
Is there really such a thing as ugly? Everyone has some feature that will be attractive to someone years ago was watching BGT with dad.. semi finals with Susan Boyle . And there was nasty comments abt her looks. My dad wouldn’t have known ( not on computer etc) after the comments by judges first thing my dad said was… she has a really lovely smile
Load More Replies...My grandpa always said he wishes God had made him rich instead of good looking!
I usually have a problem with people who are too stupid to realize they're ugly. A lot of them call themselves "influencer "
Nope. Free money is suspect and almost invariably crime. Not. Even. Once.
I'd rather be ugly AND stupid as long as I was lucky or well connected.
Yes. As long as I was home in time for dinner and to walk the dog (or any other chores), and the neighbors/police did not call, I was more free range than any critter in the\ store.
Yes. And they didn't blink as you marched off into the wood with axes and saws.
This was back in the days when each day had 100+ hours, a week could last about 13 years. Good times.
Yes, I remember summers being so long that when I returned to school (the same school I left a whopping 3 MONTHS ago) seemed like a different planet. We were so proud of ourselves when we remembered where everyone sat "last year".
Load More Replies...Riding bicycles, going to the open pool, climbing trees, playing marbles, getting invited for lunch by someone's mom or getting a bag of cookies at the grocer. Glad I had that kind of childhood.
All our neighborhood friends used to come to our house whether we were there or not and get popsicles from my dad in the summer. :) The neighbors all knew him and were totally fine with this. It was sweet and my dad loved it!
Load More Replies...Yes we did. At least until the street lights light up. That was the time to come home.
In summer it could be 9:00 pm, but as long as the street lights were off, we were out!
Load More Replies...Not only did we walk free, mum pretty much threw us outside and said don't come back till tea time
My parents' old house backed onto a state forest. You pretty much never saw any of us neighbourhood kids--if we weren't in school, we were playing in the woods.
Ours backed onto an abandoned farm. We had cantaloupe, watermelon, strawberries, and blackberries, occasionally you would see some corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc., all just growing wild. We called it "the back field" and that's where everyone played and ate whatever was ripe, so we never went home for lunch 😊
Load More Replies...Such a great thing! No photographic evidence of all our adventures/misadventures as kids. No one stopping everything so they can take a selfie. No oversharing every single little thing we did on those long hot summer days!
Load More Replies...And people wonder why kids have too much screen time. It's because you won't let them go out, explore, get hurt, learn, grow and adapt. I had stitches 5 times before I was 18. There is almost nothing I can't do for myself.
While many of us enjoy scrolling through memes for a quick laugh, there are people out there who have turned meme-making into a full-time profession. Yes, creating memes is now a legit job!
And while it might sound like all fun and games, it’s a role that demands creativity, wit, and a lot of time. After all, standing out in a sea of endless memes is no easy feat.
In the US, companies cannot claim contributions made at check out as tax deductions. It is an urban legend that somehow has incredible traction.
Load More Replies...There was some comedian who said to just take food off the shelves and put it in their donation boxes. Especially at Whole Foods.
I never click yes because I donate a substantial portion of my income to organizations I have vetted.
Exactly. However, I help people I know personally, specifically single parents.
Load More Replies...They DO give to charity, as well. There is nothing wrong with them giving you the opportunity. You can easily say no. If anything, saying no to the machine is easier than saying no to the cashier's face (who also doesn't give a shìt if you say no).
It is like when Alyssa Milano asked her fans to support her kids sports. She doesn't need help donating. Neither do corporations. It is more performantive than anything.
Load More Replies...I’m going to top-post this because it’s important to be accurate: stores that collect donations at checkout CANNOT claim a tax deduction for donations customers make. In fact, you can claim the deduction. Also important to note that grocery stores operate at razor-thin margins; it’s in the realm of 1-3% at most stores.
A certain yogurt company has a campaign every October for you to collect their lids and send them back to the company. For every lid you send in, they'll donate .05 cents to breast cancer research. Show me you really care and automatically take the .05 for every purchase.
AND they get a tax break AND get to advertise about ‘their’ generosity.
They do not get a tax break on customer donations
Load More Replies...We dot get that in uk , I never go to a supermarket ours comes to me lol housebound in the sticks , so online n delivered sorted bliss if we get asked for a charity donation it’s never more than £3 max
+utilities and parking, and have to pay for laundry.
Load More Replies...I would, too, but then I would wonder if it would result in some of them mocking their underpaid employees, or tell their employees how "hard" and "rough" it was to live that way but they persevered and made it through, then gush how extraordinary their employees are to live through such perils. So he never ends up raising their wages and gives them all a vacation the employees must use their own vacation time for.
Load More Replies...a game show called who wants to be a millionaire but all the contestants are billionaires so its a threat
ok hear me out...a reality show where we take all the billionaires and launch them into the sun. Then we claim all their money and solve the worlds hunger and healthcare problems inside of a year.
That money would last a few months. Once that’s gone, then what?
Load More Replies...Brilliant! And have the. Fill in their annual review form To be told in review interview, thank you for your hard work, but we are not able to give pay rises this year
Load More Replies...In the 70s there was a slumlord in NYC so bad a Judge sentenced him to live in one of his own buildings until he brought it up to livable standards
I don't watch reality shows because they're an insult to our intelligence, but I could easily get behind this one.
Make that at least 3 months, with no support staff or access to their bank and credit accounts.
Yeah, I would do that even if it wasn't ripped up. If I could.
Load More Replies...The cats are just going to rip it up again though… And don’t downvote because you know I’m right!
Wow , did she make that then stitch it on the sofa , or did she sit on floor n stitch it like that , it’s stunning
The process might seem simple, but creating a meme that resonates requires understanding trends, humor, and cultural moments. In today’s fast-paced digital world, the competition is fierce.
Staying ahead means keeping up with viral trends and constantly coming up with fresh ideas. It’s not just about making people laugh, it’s also about grabbing their attention in seconds.
1979 https://www.gettyimages.nl/detail/nieuwsfoto%27s/street-scene-of-midtown-manhattan-looking-north-towards-nieuwsfotos/167344597
Load More Replies...Go back to Washington DC and desperately try to talk some sense into Congress and Colin Powell regarding Iraq's nonexistent yellowcake. I'd do everything I could to prevent the subsequent invasion of Iraq.
Rejoice. We'll have ~13yrs to find a way to dissuade Trump from running for office.
We would have enough time to get Thomas Mathew Crooks some time at the shooting range.
Load More Replies...Save all of that money I blew in my teens and 20s, skip a few ex boyfriends
And they never would be missed, they never would be missed
Load More Replies...Feed my just under one yr old baby lol , I was 36 then , had just got married for third time , n bought another house having sold the one I’d bought n done up !
You don't have to fret that she's stringing you along. Apparently you've struck a chord with her.
I'm afraid it happens. I confess to asking the tutor who was passing around a piece of dog tooth quartz, if it was from a rockweiller
Load More Replies...Rock music doesn't even exist anymore. Except on the Classic Rock station. There is no new rock.
I feel this with my last bf. When I broke it off with him, I came across one of his friend's cousins who hung around us a lot. He asked about my ex. I told him we're not together anymore. This 19 year old (I was 25 with a 7 year old) he shouts "YES" and then retracts when he saw my disturbed expression. Apparently this kid was waiting to get with me. Ewww. As if he ever had a chance.
If I were generous, I might have thought he thought your ex was a jerk and that he was rejoicing that you saw sense and left him. If I were generous.
Load More Replies...Yep. It took me almost 20 years to realize all the guy friends I had in high school, only wanted one thing. That CRUSHED me 😔
Exactly. I had girl friends in school I developed feelings for. It wasn't that I wanted to have s*x with them. It was that I connected to them deeply and intimately, and it's easy for a teenage boy to confuse that for romantic attraction.
Load More Replies...Ah yes, because men don't have romantic emotions that venture beyond s*x. (eyeroll)
Many don't, just because you're the exception doesn't men other men don't just want to use women for s*x. The thing is, how would a heterosexual man know what other men are like behind closed doors. Women do know and this is what they're like.
Load More Replies...And men wonder why so many women choose gay men to be friends with. Knowing a man is hanging around for friendship instead of that "opportunity" relieves a lot of tension for a lot of women.
Exactly. You have the male companionship and genuine friendship that a gay male brings to your life
Load More Replies...Guys mad about being friends with a girl grow up to be incels.
Yes and if they didn't have the expectation of s*x in a friendship, they would have evolved a lot more
Load More Replies...Hypothetical question: How many men approach women for a “friendship”? And, do you ever approach a woman who you would deem unattractive?
I do all the time. I find I typically share more interests and get along better with women than men. Looks have nothing to do with it. Rarely, women are completely comfortable with it. Usually they aren't. They are okay with public situations, but not with doing something 1-on-1, because that is too much like a "date". Even if it is just a cup of coffee in the morning . I should note that I am happily married with children and not looking for anything but friendship.
Load More Replies...Yep, you men and your penises have become a big problem for us women and about 95 percent of our children. Now, now don't get mad, actually think about how true that statement is and has been for a long long time now.
To understand the world of professional meme-making, Bored Panda spoke with Viraj Seth, a creative genius behind memes for an advertising firm based in Mumbai, India.
“You’d be surprised by how many brands want their marketing strategies to include memes,” he shared. “It’s a great way to connect with younger audiences who love humor and relatable content.”
Year ago one of my dogs was hanging out of the moon roof of my car when I got out of the grocery store. I had a crowd - laughing - around my car.
It's still early, but this may be the greatest thing I see today
I lived there several years ago. It is such a different world. I'd happily live there again if given the opportunity.
They obviously don't have Canadian winters where it's -40 with the wind chill. That's a long walk through a parking lot.
and probably another reason they don't have as much of an obesity problem as most countries.
-and it gives a good chance to stretch their legs before work too.
I frequently ask my dentist or hygienist about various products - which is better an electric toothbrush or manual, do those whitening toothpastes actually work, which floss do you recommend, and many other questions. I like having teeth.
In one of the 50 groups of 5 dentists "4 out of 5 dentists surveyed ... ". There's a reason they don't say "80%" of dentists.
Load More Replies...They are always going to recommend the brands of the free samples they give out.
Or perhaps... they are always going to give out free samples of the brand they recommend?
Load More Replies...These memes are becoming idiotic. I have, and at least two friends, discussed toothpaste and all have asked our dentists about it. My dentist also said that he is asked all the time.
I do! When I want to try one of the new crest toothpastes I always want his opinion.
Viraj explained the challenges of his job: “Clients often have very specific requirements for what they want the meme to convey. But memes are short and snappy, so fitting all that information into a format that still feels fun and engaging can be tricky.” It’s a delicate balance of creativity and precision.
"It's the final countdown" da na na na, da na na na na
Load More Replies...Play the lottery with all the numbers that show up in your hair ...😎
😂😂😂😂now that’s well funny lmao , (bar the fact an 11 yr should NOT be using insta in first place lol )however it’s still well funny , wonders if boss will listen !
... and then the head tilts while she tries to understand you so hard!
My rottie x corso tilts her head its well cute like she’s really listening to me , only does it if I talk in a silly voice tho , lol normal one she don’t , she,s just over 3 n like my same age staff they appear to understand perfectly , n love to make i5 look like they really are listening 😂all my dogs have done it , mind , but not as much as my rottie corso does
Load More Replies...I love how dogs hang on to your every word while cats will give you the tail because you are boring them.
You see, the flibbleflobble doesn't patch the beebles through to the crinchcronch properly. Easy!
Load More Replies...and non-animal owners criticize you for talking to the animal like it was a human. How else must i talk to it??
GOSH I ADORE pups and kitties...all animals, actually....they're so much pleasure....
“One of the unpredictable things about memes,” Viraj added, “is that not every meme will go viral. Sometimes you’ll spend hours crafting the perfect one, but the simplest, most random idea ends up taking off.” This unpredictability keeps the job exciting and occasionally frustrating.
Yeah, it WAS me, motherfucker. What are you going to do about it, huh?
How the heck did you get BP not to censore that? I am now damaged for life...😶
Load More Replies...If they ever redesign the logo for Uncle Ben’s, it needs to be this photo.
I never work Fridays, only one person in my family knows this precious information.
Load More Replies...I did that with my whole vacation. I think next time I won't tell my team. I'll leave them wondering while dealing with the absolute carnage I usually take care of.
It's incredible how others can schedule your day off if they know about it in advance.
Well that’s obvious lol , in fact do not tell anyone plans EVER !!
I'm so sneaky I don't even tell myself! No know one knows! To keep it even more secret I go to work on those days so even my boss doesn't know I have a day off. ... Wait...
LOL!! I recall sleeping outside, under a tree in the wilderness area of our backyard, EXACTLY in that same way -- blanket, pillow, no bag or other "protection" when I was in my early teens. Makes me cringe severely to think about it now.
If no bugs or bees, we wouldn’t exist!! I’m at the min covered in freaking bites , cos the weather in uk has been mega dry n mega hot basically since Feb , so zillions more around , n I,m a keen gardener so out all day every day , dead heading watering the pots n my veggies n green house plants etc n being eaten alive by them literally ,but the bugs n butterflies n bees are lovely to see none the less , so I’d still be out there in the field , given I got nothing but fields to back n front of my house for like MILES n right behind my house is farm land so lol I kinda already am 😋 so don’t wish the bugs away WE NEED THEM !!
Viraj also touched on the strategy behind meme-making. “We often use popular meme formats and customize them to suit a client’s brand or message. These familiar templates tend to get good traction because they’re already part of the cultural lexicon,” he explained. It’s about finding the sweet spot between originality and relatability.
All the time. Why do I have to work and be here and there when I just want to nap?
Saddest thing I ever saw was three little raccoons playing in the middle of the road who en I was driving to work one evening. On the way home I saw the three little bodies lying scattered o the road, Someone deliberately ran over them.
Karma is sweet. I love this so much for them. There's a couple of teachers I'd like to reject.
I hope this isn't true bc, if it is, it shows a very petty and nasty person doling out inappropriate vengeance. At 13yo putting sugar in their gas tank would've been appropriate.
Highly unlikely the mortgage was rejected because they made the op cry. Quite possible the mortgage was rejected for a real reason, and the op felt happy about it.
Load More Replies...My eye-muscles may very well be the best exercised muscles in my body.
Load More Replies...If I had a nickel for every time someone told me that my facial expressions tell a complete story, I'd be able to afford to hire someone to do my BP comments.
I had an 'eye rolling' problem at meetings that didn't go over well. oh well
But while meme marketing is effective, it often has a short shelf life. “Memes can be fleeting,” Viraj said. “What’s trending today might not even be relevant tomorrow. That’s the tricky part, it requires constant creativity and adaptation to keep up with the pace.”
Or is he a superconductive magnet at room temperature? 🙃
Load More Replies...Every Christmas, we gathered round and played What Will Float on Dad's Head.
Yeah - I vote we put the rock back - with a lot of force.
Load More Replies..."This image captures a lavish dinner party held at the Hotel Astor in New York City in 1904. The Hotel Astor was a renowned and opulent venue in Times Square, known for its grand ballrooms and dining halls. The man at the front left of the table appears to be John Jacob Astor, who co-owned the famous Waldorf-Astoria hotels and was one of the wealthiest individuals of his time. John Jacob Astor tragically perished in the sinking of the Titanic in 1912, after ensuring his pregnant wife was safely in a lifeboat. The image provides a glimpse into the refined elegance and social gatherings of the Gilded Age in New York City. "
That would be all the woodlice , n this is a very accurate representation of them 😂like hey there don’t mind us , as you were
Seriously….”cheating” is censored!!!!!!!!!! 😝 wow. These trigger words are getting out of hand.
Is that why they do that? I never knew, but did wonder. Every word on the planet can be a trigger for someone somewhere.
Load More Replies...So here is a story a real estate agent told me. If you really get pissed off, go in for the last day and when you collect your belongings, bring in some mini frozen shrimp and put them in the curtain rods or other places where they will be difficult to find. Never in my life would I do something like that, but apparently in her job she had heard of it. Very difficult to find the stench.
Load More Replies...OMG!! he didn't read the warning label about not carrying the fridge by himself...you can get hurt
Despite the challenges, Viraj is a fan of the industry’s impact. “Memes are not just a form of entertainment; they’re a powerful tool for advertising. They’re accessible, quick, and relatable, making them perfect for capturing attention in a world of short attention spans,” he noted.
I dunno why my first thought was "Oh look, 049 and 682!" (SCP reference; look it up.)
I recently saw an interview with him, he spoke about his first Big Break was the movie Dazed and Confused. He was a film student and he and his girlfriend met the casting director at a bar. The casting director was impressed with him and invited him to the film set. He was asked to improvise a character and he had remembered listening to the album The Doors Absolutely Live recently. He used Jim Morrison's much repeated phrase on the album.. "Alright Alright Alright"
Load More Replies...That's Woody Harrelson's brother.
Load More Replies...Okay. Aunt, uncle. And wo's the third man and where's the bar?
Love them or hate them, memes have become a cultural phenomenon that’s here to stay. They’re not just great for marketing, they’re also perfect for spreading joy and humor. So, which of these posts brought a smile to your face? Share your favorite meme moment below!
You'd lose weight just with the calories needed to say that 3x fast. Lol
I could never have this because I could never remember what to call it!
Cats generally narrow their eyes to show friendship.
Load More Replies...Yeah, she doesn't think highly of you. Question is, why? What have you done to receive such scorn?
you nailed it. https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/487298754_1345642609871996_5935842520276581824_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_p526x296_tt6&_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=833d8c&_nc_ohc=03fV__eSDM4Q7kNvwGEBxCW&_nc_oc=AdlBtg3y6Xq4ZvRfrGYoqY6qJXCKWoGG8-ViaaQcRVIZieD91YvTwOlg-o_x1fyFQLQ&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&_nc_gid=aoz9OFLxIcyHzibZyyb3jA&oh=00_AfRAZPkEHOI3behwz_7R-PGznZFN-oW0cRmtT8aWB_746g&oe=6871899E
Load More Replies...It's awful easy when you're a farmer and the danged things have been taking one bite out of every ear of corn, and 70 or 80 of them bed down for the night in your fields of young wheat and oats, smashing the plants flat. Venison burgers, venison steaks, venison sloppy joes, ground venison on homemade pizza, venison sausage... Yummy!
Slice (the short way) a little off that muscle that goes along the spine. Put a little oil in a cast iron pan. Heat it until it just barely starts to smoke. Toss in the slice along with some peppers and onions around it. Flip after 30 seconds, dash some salt and Worcester on top. Remove after another 30 seconds. Enjoy!
Hey, there's room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.
hold on.... there is room for ALL God's creatures.... big and small... cute and ugly... plenty of room... on my plate, next to the mashed potatoes.
There is room for all of God's creatures .................... right next to the mashed potatoes.
Bumper stickers in my small town: 'Be kind to animals, don't eat them'....'I love animals..they're delicious'.
my life before 2020 feels like it was lives by someone else, someone normal and happy
Same. Except for me (and I suspect many others) it was 2016.
Load More Replies...2019 is truely a different life for me. My dad died, I divorced, I lost my 2 cats and my 2 dogs , I moved 2 times, I started going to go to DAA meetings. I didnt have friends now I have tons of friends. I was really sick now im triving and Im back in school. Everything feels like it happend in 1 year but its been 6 years already.
It's unnatural because instead of venturing forward, we are regressing. And I don't think this is a situation for the US alone, although the US certainly is the main instigator of bringing the globe to a standstill.
My husband died in 2919. In 2018 I was a completely different person from now.
I'm sorry for your loss. Best wishes and warmest regards
Load More Replies...My life pre Covid is exactly the same as it is now , lol housebound out in the sticks happily divorced n single , just me my two kids n my dogs PERFECTION , even Covid lock down was no biggie for me ,cos that is my life 365 anyways lol
I got hit by a truck in January 2000 and have been disabled since then. I am an entirely different person now. I liked the old one a whole lot better. She was a social butterfly and an incorrigible flirt with lots of friends.
I didn't have indulgent and loving parenting/grandparenting modelled for me, so I learn little tricks from posts like this.
Load More Replies...Please remove tinned tomatoes.... grilled yes, not tinned. Also remove beans, they just contaminate everything else, bloody animals!
Can I join, please? I'll bring tea and coffee, by the truckload if needed (Just got to find a truck first XD)
Bacon, beans (not black, not racist just too beany for me - red/kidney, lima, butter..), tomatoes, toast, frued egg for me. I'm Jack (for the day) btw
Baked beans in the uk is different from beans in the usa
Load More Replies...The lower one DOES look a bit like Richmond . . . .
Load More Replies...I bought a bag of tiny duckies and may or may not have incited chaos at my library. Quack!
Load More Replies...I have 100 of these. A few less now. But they're not sticky. I can't stick them to most things. I want to put up many more eyes.
Someone put these on a bench where I used to do crossing guard. It was a real estate ad and made me laugh for several months every time I looked at it.
I carry a bag of them in my purse for use when I spot an opportunity!! hehe
Did you guys know? You can buy bags of tiny di*ks? 😁And - Google's AI search bot will not show the results, but regular Google results will. 😁
I don't game, but I also don't ridicule those that do. Hobbies keep the brain active and the body busy.
Who wants to Monster Hunt together...??? I've got a Rajang that has been taunting me forever and I swear upon my ancestor's bow that I'm gonna catch/defeat that bozo... XP XD
I actually play this with my 35yo son, but just started, so not very good at it.
Load More Replies...About to turn 64 and still love my Nintendo and computer games. Some of them are good for your brain, believe it or not. It's always good to have limits though.
Video game are fun I'm why they think its just boys its girls too and plus who said they were just for kids?
Guilty and very happy to own it. The make-up part, haven't played a video game in my life, but good response.
Usually. Unless the parent in question has just got up to something particularly egregious, as in "guess what your mother did this morning". And if speaking to Mr Auntriarch I sometimes refer to my parents as his in laws.
Load More Replies......you would say that if you had siblings too though
Load More Replies...Neither , I don’t have siblings , only step ones I haven’t spoken to in 30 plus yrs ! N mum died when I was a baby so 🤷♀️but I’d have said just mum
I just say mom. My brother says "your mother". As in "Your mother passed away". He left me that message on facebook for me. He likes to be called Dan but I just call him D -.
Just one problem for me: Do books count as essentials, or would they have to be entertainment? Because I read between 6-10 books a week and honestly can't go more than a few hours without needing to read something. I'm literally a book a****t!
Load More Replies...Zero. I need my other half. Now if it's a package deal for two...sign me up for infinity times one thousand months.
BUT, think of how much TIME you'd have to actually spend together after just 6 months....
Load More Replies...Can I cancel at any time if necessary? Cause then probably 10 months
What's worse? Chilling in skinny jeans and still wearing your bra. Not much worse than that to me.
Still wearing your shoes. And your hair is down and annoying you and you can’t find a bobbin
Load More Replies...I never realized that working from home meant doing so much less laundry too. I wear my jams all day and night and rarely find myself needing to wear anything else for quick jaunts to the drive-thru pharmacy or food. A HUGE bonus!!
Then you don't have comfortable jeans and that's a sin. I take them off when it's time to get in bed and not before.
Laying in bed with jeans and socks on, with a blanket over you, and you just got off the bus so who knows what stowaways you took home.
which begs the question....WHAT exactly is acceptable wear-at-home clothing for you??
Another plus to retirement is wearing elastic waist bottoms 24/7. Comfort takes precedence over style.
You can brush all you want. The fur never stops shedding. NEVER
Load More Replies...My previously black wardrobe is now no darker than grey with lots of colours now. My friend said it’s a lovely reason to colourise your wardrobe, she’s totally worth it - fluffy white cat hair everywhere ! (And yes I brush her EVERY day, the fluff is endless)
Mexican Coke still made with sugar instead of high fructose sweetener.
I don't know why someone downvoted you. Chilling the glass keeps the pop cool without diluting it with ice.
Load More Replies...Pizza Hut is a PepsiCo company like Taco Bell. McDonald's takes pride in their Coke.
Load More Replies...Sonic has the best ice, and they add in real syrups when you ask for flavoured ones!!! My personal fave vanilla Cherry Coke from Sonic
Load More Replies...Never happened to me after seeing what happened to my stupid brother. The same nitwit who stuck a fork into an outlet earlier in his dumb@assed existence.
do new cars still have cigarette lighter sockets? Probably to charge phones...
Yes and it hurts for a while but you forget it and do it again 🤣
Load More Replies...That's how my girl looks when I'm hand feeding her. So excited! (I've had her for 39 years. False map turtle (Graptemys pseudogeographica)) Picture1-6...16850b.jpg
When you said "my girl" I assumed your GF. Very confused for a few seconds
Load More Replies...I really don't want to see anyone, even my favourite person, more than 100 times in my lifetime
Even if it's kebabpizza special? 2013-08-18....37.16.jpg
(the sallad part is cold...)
Nah. 1) This style is not universal across Pittsburgh. Just an acquired taste for a few. Pittsburgh has many fine pizzerias. 2) The REAL Nasty stuff is ALTOONA "Pizza".
It's called Ohio Valley style, and yes, it is indeed a thing.
Load More Replies...Just put it in a hot 450 oven and you will be fine. Make sure you take it out of the box first.
Load More Replies...This is not a thing. 64 years old, lived here all of my life and I have never seen this. I live in the Ohio Valley. This is not true.
It is a thing. The pizzeria known for doing it is called Beto's. https://www.pghcitypaper.com/food-drink/why-pittsburghers-should-brag-about-ohio-valley-pizza-15741010
Load More Replies...I want to meet the person who's responsible for deciding our weights & measures of everything, including time & the 5 day work week.
I didn't used to feel that way. Not anymore. Now it all feels fkn pointless.
Only if you wait until you are falling asleep in a Barcalounger in your 80s. By then, you have to watch the whole show again to remember why you forgot it.
Load More Replies...Hah! My parents and I went on a tour of the White House (this was in the 80s, so a lot less security) and the docent told us not to touch anything. Mom, of course, immediately touched the wall and my 7-yr-old self burst into tears because I thought we were going to be arrested.
OMG that made me think of going on the Winchester Mystery House tour in San Jose at like 8-9 and they told us not to lose track of the tour because we'd never get out and I started sobbing because I didn't want to get left in the ghost house! :P
Load More Replies..."Self-portrait with Skull" by the Flemish painter Michiel Sweerts, 1660. But your guess was good since Ducreux did have a sense of humor.
Load More Replies...This is Page Turner the author: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkHqOJAZ6s
This is so cruel, but this snake reminds me of the actor Fisher Stevens. He had Hodgkin Lymphoma (neck cancer) and the resulting surgeries caused his pencil neck.
It's easy to be a nice person when you're having a good day. If you can't at least show politeness and common courtesy when you're having a bad day, especially to those who had nothing to do with why you're having a bad day, then you aren't as nice a person as you think you are.
I'm so good at being nice when I'm deeply unhappy that no one knows that I'm not happy. Decades of practice. Every now and then I think about answering someone questioning how I'm doing with "Well, I won't k**l myself this week because that would ruin my daughter's imminent wedding."
I put my back out doing the knee exercises my physio gave me...
Load More Replies...Once injured myself by simply waking up. Turned my neck as I woke and heard a pop and felt a pain in my neck, couldn't move my arm or neck, my neck started to swell up. Got an emergency doctor's appointment and discovered i had popped a tendon in my neck. Was put on strong pain meds and muscle relaxants but couldn't turn my head for 3 weeks.
"Can she sing? Can she dance? Can she Hot-cha-cha?"
Load More Replies...Bruce Wayne, Auf Weidersehen Dirty Harry, "Make my day" Terminator, hit the north Alan Moore knows the score Riffs? Yeah Can U dig it?
Got voted down for quoting a Pop Will Eat Itself song. What has the world come to?
Load More Replies...That was such a memorable phrase that I'll always recognise it when I see it.
Having lived well past my expiration date, my days are each as long as the life age of the Earth.
For whatever reason, that reminded me of poems/comments etc that I used to see on public toilet walls about 50 years ago. The one I remember best is "Here I sit, broken hearted, spent a penny & only farted". A penny being the cost of using a public toilet back in the day
That's why old dears like me say "I need to spend a penny" when we need the loo.
Load More Replies...When I was in college, I used the ladies room at a hockey game. Written on the wall was "Ladies of the world unite. Let him sleep in the wet spot tonight". I've seen a lot of stuff written on walls since but never this!
Looks like something I'd send to my husband as a joke, but if it's not a joke then yes, 100% get out now!
Load More Replies...My bf does this to me all the time. "Babe, I'll call you tomorrow night." Tomorrow night's call ends up being next week's call. *sigh* But life happens for the both of us.
He's not going to visit his grandfather when he's put in the nursing home.
not if you look at her from a distance. then she's Glenn Faraway
Load More Replies...I swear fashion is just clothes that are too impractical for a working person to wear
I like watching people folding fitted sheets for the same reason I like to watch a magician saw his assistant in half. I know it can't actually be done in real life, but I enjoy how clever they are about creating the illusion.
Folding a fitted sheet is actually quite simple. I don't understand why people think otherwise.
Agreed. But it would much easier still if I had four arms, each four feet long.
Load More Replies...Unless you want to have it look like a book, what's so diffucult? Fold somehow, again and again until you can stuff it whereever it belongs.
I know this isn't the point, but his son is also a pheonomenal author!
Yeah, don't go moaning back to the shop that your salt is clumpy
Load More Replies...Salt doesn't expire. Many things don't expire. But companies put "best by" dates on everything. And d***s will throw those things out and buy new ones, making the companies very happy.
According to various reports, Psy made an estimated $8 million from “Gangnam Style.” This impressive figure includes earnings from music sales, YouTube views, endorsements, and other revenue streams related to the song’s success.
But that would be enough for me to retire. Pretty confident on this hot take...
Load More Replies...His net worth is about $60 million, the internet tells me. Even in Switzerland, that should do.
I somehow doubt he became a billionaire off that song. Millionaire? Sure. Billionaire? No chance. Unless you're counting in Korean Won, which are wayyyyyy less valuable than dollars.
People throw the word "billionaire" around w***y-nilly nowadays!
Load More Replies...Nah he's still very active in Sokor and even founded his own music label
I always thought the owl was a bit of an a*****e, stealing that kid's candy.
Looks like the xray was blocked by something. Maybe something patched on the the skin where the xray would not go trough?
Anything which blocked the X-rays would have shown up as white. In this case the X-rays traveled straight through the area without hitting anything other than flesh. All I can suggest is that OP had a night-time visit from the Tooth Fairy when she was really, really drunk!
Load More Replies...Every day! Plus I was born in December, so I have to math extra hard 😂
Load More Replies...My body feels like it's eighty and I can throw tantrums like a four year old so it all evens out.
I always round up to a round number and get free compliments. The next 4 years i will be 55.
I just ask my daughter. I don't feel like I'm in my 40s but I suspect I'm more into my 40s than I am.
like so often people claim they turned 28 for the second time (instead of 30). So, 29 then?
I like getting carded at the store. Once they see the 19.. in my birth year, they move on.
I'm a GenX, so I turned 30yo at the age of 13 and have just stayed there since.
I have guinea pigs in every color - all of my clothes have visible hair on them.
Load More Replies...I see summer black, vintage black, formal black, sunday best black, office black, casual black...
Load More Replies...Well, technically, wine is his blood. Which raises questions abour his blood alcohol level, though.
Load More Replies...That's what happens when you live in a damned desert that was never meant for that many people to live in.
She also has a house in L.A. (Holmby Hills) which is on the edge of a desert.
Load More Replies...I'm more concerned about the wall that looks like scabby, putrescent, broken skin. Where does she live? Silent Hill?
Explains the water pressure issue. Bet those pipes are rusted all the way through.
Load More Replies...I miss the use of the Oxford comma, and I hate it when people drag a simple text out like this.
Load More Replies...If you're drunk enough to be cut off, you're too drunk to be able to focus on that card, too drunk to be able to hold a camera steady and too drunk to have been served the whisky. EDIT: OK, why the downvote?
And too drunk to get home on your own. Or anywhere else.
Load More Replies...Yeah. I'm 46 and figured I finally could afford a really nice car. Then my air conditioner died. Sigh.
Load More Replies...I just wish he'd hurry up. Every night I lie there waiting, but then the morning comes, and it's another day in hell.
Exactly why I go to the BMV instead of ordering through the mail.
And you can get out of these tickets by sending them the receipt.
Load More Replies...My kid hates pizza. EXCEPT school pizza. This stuff seems to be mystical. I must learn its secrets.
...weirdly enough I'm craving this now... it was bad, but a specific type of bad that it looped back around to being good.
And I was lactose intolerant. Before medical science even discovered lactose intolerance.
You must be pretty old. Lactose intolerance was first discovered by Hippocrate, the ancient Greek physician 2500 years ago.
Load More Replies...I think the trucks running would make this an un-a-living chamber but that's just me.
That's the whole joke....nevertheless, it looks super cozy and 10/10 wanna try; trucks off...
Nevermind the shoes. Where are... what are... how... her arms?
My former mother in law was a model and her feet were horrible. Lots of pain from years of high heels.
Girls understand as well. Not exactly the same reason, but y'all, underwear gets up in things.
Yeah but I don't think this is referring to underwear sticking...
Load More Replies...That's where the goddamned 25 pound orange menace was sleeping when I tried to walk past him. (said orange menace is in my icon)
When you go down the stairs & there isn't 1 when you believe there is.
It keeps the cinema in business, baby. Think of it as doing your part to preserve the big screen experience.
Plus you usually can get refills so we refill the drink and popcorn on our way out and have it at home. :) Still not a "bargain" but soda and popcorn at a movie are an expense I am willing to pay for.
Load More Replies...Too bad "Alpha Male" was a made up theory by someone who wanted more attention.
The auto detect for two factor authentication numbers that get texted to you so you don't have to type them in.
Load More Replies...Christ on a cracker. Girl gamers exist. Boys don’t own video games. Knock it off.
I think it's two separate pictures, maybe? Like one on top, one on bottom? The cars on the side make it look that way but I'm not entirely sure.
It's two different pictures, the upper one is a closeup, the second one seems to have been taken from further back.
Understandable Fox. It's the brain trying to protect itself when confronted with idiocy.
Load More Replies...That's getting tiresome. We tried that here, the servers raised holy h3ll over it. It was/is their preference to remain tipped and endure the "tipped wage" clause. If it means THAT much to you, perhaps you can come to Michigan andcconvince them otherwise.
Load More Replies...Multiply by 2 for normal service and I go up or down from there
Load More Replies...Years ago I stopped going places where tips are expected and not earned. Coincidentally my health improved.
Anything outside the bill is your tip. Tips are given for exceptional service - not just for showing up. This kind of attitude is going to put a lot of people out of jobs.
What is confusing for me is that Americans want low taxes, but are prepared to tip 20% on food in restaurants, when the cost of food on the table should include everything required to put the food there. Today's low prices are not truly representative of what you eventually pay. Mandatory tipping expectations are a tax.
Grrrr loath when your enjoying them , n bp puts a to continue reading pay for it , ffs unfair we ain’t all made of money you know
Grrrr loath when your enjoying them , n bp puts a to continue reading pay for it , ffs unfair we ain’t all made of money you know
