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Laughed way too loud at this!

He looks like an awesome professor

Not just because he is old but he is also retired and dont spend 9-10 hours at work every day..

Right? Though, I can understand that most Uber drivers probably don't want someone yakking in the back seat of their car.

It looks like an African pouched rat (totally different species) and they're kept as pets and also trained by Apopo to sniff out land mines. So technically yes it's a rat but not the kind you're thinking of.

To be fair, that graffiti is pretty cute, IMO.

Where’s the cat? 😳

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Every. Damn. Day. And they rarely disappoint.

I thought you weren't supposed to be f*****g other people after the wedding? 🤔

Surprised it’s not twitching

Actually, Marco, they shift around when you're not looking. You don't know who you're going to crack next. It might be the bad egg.

I saw the "Pst" first and then misread the T word as "kitty".

The snakes can come from 5 different directions and can hide anywhere. I think I would take the Gorilla.

And dont forget the once that sleep on their back like dead people 😱

(after completing something at work and getting better results than anyone else) Coworker: how did you get it to look so good?!? Me: (as I'm walking away) Didn't follow the instructions.

Ahhh. I get this.

I’d be Romeo to my Juliet..wait.

💔

I'm older than the internet.

😆

Why would China copy inferior technology?

wow

I‘m not sure I understand the whole thing. For you to pee in too?

Yet 409 episodes of Forensic Files taught me that the cops can catch you from your toe and footprints

This man doesn't age!

Hence why I am here at twenty till one in the morning.

I'll take it.

It's like starting a new school half way through the term and you get paired with the worst person in your class.

In Germany this would need to be Ketchup and Mayonnaise, even if the package is not as yellow. … you know…. I don’t remember ever having seen mustard by Heinz.

I’m betting Lars is single.

Passive aggressiveness at its finest.

Went from Baroque Jesus to 2020’s bro

Then you slowly start walking away and they follow.

I have brain cells, but they're all solitary confinement.

Funky pee smell

Maybe next time I'll come back as a chicken.

Perfect response to a perverted question like that.

That would be the child’s lunch every day till they were all gone.

The paw isn't real. But anyone who wants a real scare should look at an MRI of a fetus

Or compressed cow patties...

Mr. Pink got his wish and is now Mr. Green

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Even worse, three other chairs already made excuses not to help.

Well...my sister is shorter than me and I did lick her on the head at least once when I was drunk...

In 'Murica: One medium-sized Coke, please.

With all the crazy names out there, we don't need a "Ptoughneigh".

Stop posting this lie! It was done by a woman who run a sand castle making class.

….. what are those outlets for? Why do you need some on the ceiling?

Not at all. 30s for me, by a long chalk.

These aren't the people that you have to worry about! It's the asswipe that steals everyone else's food that is the problem!