In today's post, we will discuss where to get the best deals on house cleaning supplies and where to get your car oil changed. Okay, now that we got rid of all the under-18-year-olds, we can jump straight to the actual topic.
While bikini season may be officially over, the fun doesn't stop all year round. So, if a couple of martinis make you want to strip down to a bikini, you surely know how to have a bit of fun. And as a renowned party animal, one must always keep plenty of fun games in the back of one's pocket to keep the crowd entertained. One such game that would undoubtedly up the party or game night a notch is playing Would You Rather questions.
And no, we're not talking funny Would You Rather questions like, "would you rather lick the toilet seat or someone's foot?" Instead, we are talking flirty and perhaps a little dirty Would You Rather questions that will make you uncomfortable in all the wrong (or right) places. But don't worry, these are appropriate for playing with a group of friends, not just in the bedroom with your special someone. *wink wink* And while some questions may be rather vanilla or even awkward, don't be surprised by the sudden hormone surge that some Would You Rather questions for adults may evoke!
Below, we've compiled a list of naughty Would You Rather questions for couples, adults, and sensation seekers alike that will surely add a bit of zing and tang to the shindig or game night. Do you know of any more flirty Would You Rather questions for the more mature set of players? Leave them in the comments! Also, upvote the zestiest questions to move them higher on the list!
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Be a good kisser or great in bed?
Would you rather live in a lie thinking that the person you love loves you back or to know that they don’t have feelings for you?
Would you rather cuddle or make out?
Have unlimited money or unlimited love?
Would you rather experience a short, passionate romance or a peaceful, long-term relationship?
Would you rather find the love of your life or find a million pounds?
Kiss your partner or hug them right now?
Be ghosted or get dumped over a phone call or over a text?
Spend your life with someone you don’t love or with someone who doesn’t love you back?
Keep a secret from your partner that is eating you alive or tell them that secret and hurt their feelings?
Would you rather follow your heart or your head while making important decisions about your love life?
Talk dirty while making love or be completely silent while doing it?
There's nothing more annoying than a partner who stays silent while you stimulate them...
Would you rather shower with your celebrity crush or your high school crush?
Celebrity of course, even if they demand their clothes stay on! At least it's one hell of a story
Tell someone you love them or have them tell you they love you?
Be with someone who is terrible in bed but can make you laugh or with someone who is incredibly boring but great in bed?
Be in a relationship with someone who gets along with your best friend or with someone who gets along with your parents?
Stay friends with your ex or never talk to them again?
Choose to have a child when you are 18 or not have children at all?
Kids are financial leeches that are annoying and rambunctous. I'm good.
Meet someone and fall in love with them over time or experience love at first sight?
Have an average love story that ends well or a once-in-a-lifetime love story that ends up sadly?
Go on vacation with your partner or with your friends?
Partner, I get to do this with my friends all the time but my partner and I have clashing schedules so big things like this don’t work out (I go out with friends when he works or has a family thing)
Be with someone who stops loving you after a while or with someone who never loved you back?
Achieve a successful career or find the love of your life?
What's the use of a successful career when there's nobody to enjoy the benefits with?
Know your partner cheated on you or never find out about it?
Experience unrequited love or never know how it feels to be in love?
I think I already experienced unrequited crush (not the same as love, but still!), and I'm cringing now. I pick second.
Do it with the lights on or off?
Definitely with the lights on. There's nothing to be ashamed of and so much to enjoy...
Would you rather have a one night stand with someone really attractive or someone really skilled in bed?
It would be sad to know, that I can experience these skills just one single time....
Would you rather make love beside a fireplace or in the rain?
Have an arranged marriage or never marry?
Have hundreds of lovers during your life or only sleep with just one person your entire life?
Propose to your partner/ be proposed to in a public place or in private?
I'm going to get downvoted to hell, but I feel as if proposing is overrated. The entire reason people buy a ring is because of a hugely successful marketing campaign in the 1900s, and the concept of proposition+marriage just seems like more stuff to deal with rather than fun stuff.
Spend your entire life with the person who gave you your first passionate kiss or with the person you lost your virginity with?
Hold your partner’s hand or put your hand around their waist?
While making love, would you rather be blindfolded or be handcuffed?
Would you rather lose your virginity to a virgin or an experienced partner?
Would you rather make love with a new person every year or one person for the rest of your life?
Love someone unconditionally and have your heart broken forever or never have anyone love you?
Would you rather date someone with a ridiculously high body count or someone curious about your body count?
Would you rather make out with your celebrity crush or get paid $5,000?
Be with someone who loves you more or with someone you love more?
Would you rather have a fairytale wedding or a fairytale honeymoon?
Get caught cheating or catch your partner cheating?
Would you rather have your partner love or respect you?
Text your partner you love them or say it to them in person?
To say it in person means to be with them so it's my all time favorite
Would you rather go back to the ex who has hurt you the most or end up alone?
Be submissive or dominant in the bedroom?
Be on the bottom or on the top?
Would you rather have kinky night or romantic night?
Would you rather make out with a priest or a married woman?
Be in a relationship while still having feelings for your ex or in a relationship where your partner still has feelings for their ex?
Run into your ex or run into their ex on your first date with someone new?
I've run into an ex while on a date - it was fun. We all knew each other so it was a lot of laughs.
Would you rather tease with hot water or ice cubes?
Ice cubes first, hot water water second. It's the most effective way to tease her....
Make out on your parents’ bed or in the furniture store?
I tried one option some years ago, but the other would thrill me much more.
Choose a relationship with someone who is 10 years younger than you or someone who is 10 years older?
Date someone you know nothing about or someone from your group of friends?
Have a jealous partner or someone who doesn’t care if you see other people?
Who doesn't care. The first one might prevent you from seeing other people and it's a red flag.
Get an expensive gift from your loved one or have them hand make you something?
Live for 100 years without ever having love or live for 30 years with your true soulmate?
Would you rather be a professional erotic movie star or have your amateur erotic movie tape leaked?
Could I choose which of my amateur erotic movie tapes got to be leaked?
Would you rather date a virgin with zero experience or date someone who has plenty of experience but has now become celibate?
Virgin in this case but I would rather date someone who has experience and is not celibate.
Marry someone you don’t find physically attractive but has a great personality or someone who is great looking but doesn’t have a personality you like?
Go for a one-night-stand or be in a ‘friends with benefits’ kind of relationship?
Would you rather move in with your partner before or after marriage?
Be with someone who thinks you are too clingy or have a too clingy partner?
Kiss your partner in public or when you are alone?
Be dumped or be the one who breaks things off?
Drunkenly text your ex, telling them you still love them or get stopped by the police for drinking and driving?
Fall asleep next to the ex you hate or next to a complete stranger?
Know that you’ll never find everlasting love or know that you’ll always get cheated on?
Confess your feelings to your crush or patiently wait for them to make the first move?
Would you rather fart or burp every time you orgasm?
Have your other half cook you a meal or take you out to a fancy dinner?
Would you rather have your toy die in the middle of your making love session or lose your orgasm entirely?
End a relationship or have your partner end it for you?
Be extremely jealous but never get cheated on or to have your partner constantly cheat on you without you ever suspecting a thing?
Have a person by your side who has completely different worldviews than you or someone who has completely different interests than you?
Lose all of your photos ever taken with your partner or lose everything they’ve ever given you?
Would you rather Netflix and chill or go out with friends?
Be with someone who is a good person but whom you don’t truly love or with someone who is a bad person but is your real love?
What's bad about being bad? And how bad can a person be that is truly loved?
Would you rather have a drawer full of toys or kinky outfits?
Would you rather use a toy to please yourself in the presence of your significant other or use a toy to please yourself when your significant other is away?
Find out your partner had a one-night-stand or that they cheat on you with their ex?
Cheat on your partner or propose a threesome?
Have your partner cheat on you with your best friend or cheat on you with your arch enemy?
Hang out with your partner’s ex or have your partner hang out with your ex?
Get caught doing it by your parents or catch your parents doing it?
Make love in the shower or in the bathtub?
Watch your partner touch themselves or have them watch you do it?
Watch someone have making love or have someone watch you do it?
Would you rather sleep with someone 10 years older than you or with someone 10 years younger than you?
Would you rather give a lap dance or a strip tease?
Would you rather send your nude photos or dirty talk messages?
Be in a ‘two girls one guy’ kind of threesome or in a ‘two guys one girl’ threesome?
Would you rather make love in the club bathroom or in the airplane bathroom?
Make love with your favorite musician or sleep with your favorite actor?
Would you rather give a lap dance or get one?
Would you rather touch yourself in private or in the presence of your significant other?
Would you rather have the lights on or off during foreplay?
Would you rather have a sugar mama who asks for to make love a lot or one who asks for nudes a lot?
Would you rather touch a guy or watch a guy touch you?
Would you rather make love with Rihanna or Shakira?
If you were to make love with a guy, would you rather sleep with Justin Bieber or Nick Jonas?
Would you rather sniff your friend’s underwear or wear a bra to school/work?
Would you rather marry a virgin or someone who has had multiple sexual partners?
Would you rather your special one calls you “Daddy” or “Baby”?
Would you rather accidentally send a dirty text message to your boss or your partner’s mom?
Would you rather have uncontrollable gas for an entire month or wet yourself at work?
Would you rather go to the grocery store in your underwear or go to the beach nude?
Would you rather cheat on your partner and be caught or be cheated on and never be told?
Would you rather make love involving melted chocolate or whipped cream?
Would you rather kiss your celebrity crush or have over 1 million followers on social media?
Date your best friend’s partner or vice versa?
Remain single or have a bad marriage?
Have a committed relationship or meaningless flings?
Be fatal for the opposite gender or have just one person love you unconditionally?
Have a bad relationship with your in-laws or for your spouse to have a bad relationship with your family and friends?
Like to know that your partner is cheating on you or live in a lie?
Be with someone more or less attractive than you?
Would you rather date someone who has more or less money than you?
Would you rather spend your life with a person more or less educated than you?
Send your partner a good morning or a good night text?
Celebrate Valentine’s day or your anniversary with your better half?
Have a romantic dinner or breakfast in bed?
Break someone’s heart or let someone break your heart?
If I break someone else's heart, two hearts will be broken. I would go with my heart being the only one breaking.
Have a partner who emotionally neglects you or a partner who is too clingy?
Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
Be unattractive and have an attractive partner or be attractive but have an unattractive partner?
Be with someone, knowing they don’t love you or be with someone who cheated on you, knowing that they love you?
Spend Valentine’s day all alone or go on a blind date on Valentine’s day?
Discover that your partner doesn’t find you sexually attractive or that they are with you just to get into your pants?
Get a horrible present from your partner or give them something you see they don’t like?
Break up with your partner on your anniversary or while you two are on a road trip?
Have children with someone you don’t love or be with someone you love but without ever being able to have children?
Never have an orgasm or know that not one of your sleep partners has ever had an orgasm with you?
know that not one of your sleep partners has ever had an orgasm with you
Do it on the kitchen table or on the kitchen floor?
Make love in the car or in a house filled with other people?
Would you rather try a threesome with your ex or with your partner’s ex?
Read an erotic novel or watch erotic movie?
Make love or have a quickie?
Make love ten times a day or not have it for an entire year?
Make out in public or walk naked in public?
Know that you can’t please your partner in bed or spend your life in ignorance, thinking you are giving them pleasure?
Would you rather make out with your boss or watch your partner make out with their boss?
Would you rather your partner was an ex-erotic movie star, or your sister was currently a erotic movie star?
Would you rather get a job promotion or sleep with your hot colleague?
Would you rather wear the same pair of underwear for a week or wear your mother’s clean underwear for a day?
Would you rather sleep with a superior at work for a raise or find out your partner sleep with a superior at work for a raise?
Would you rather lick someone’s eyeball or suck someone’s toes?
For your partner to have an emotional affair or to physically cheat on you?
Break up with your partner now or after the two you spend another year together?
Wear a chastity belt for a year or be someone’s slave for a year?
Would you rather have your partner watch you sleep with someone else or watch them do it with someone else?
Would you rather sleep with someone twice your age or a minor?
Ok, enjoyed answering a few for a laugh but there are too many questions. Got bored.
Ok, enjoyed answering a few for a laugh but there are too many questions. Got bored.
