35 “Hot Masculinity Takes” That Are So Wrong, They Had To Be Shamed On This Twitter Page (New Posts)

During menstruation women's testosterone levels are the closest they are to mens, do with that what you will. My husband buys pink tools because they stand out, are hard to misplace, and less likely to be stolen.🤷

Calm down, honey ... let us men take care of this ... sit down and have a diet coke or something, and let us, who drink gasoline and sleep on a rusty old gate we stole from some neighbour's fence handle these more rough, less delicate, things ... and don't you run off again when we try to perform a lobotomy! Hell, how could we not? You were, like, talking, even seemingly trying to develop an own opinion, sweetheart, that's not for sweethearts, that's for saltlungs and rustguts!

I wanted to say I'd shovel these tools up the person's a**e. Then I realize it's too rude for the tools.

Even the labelling on the packaging is unnecessary. "6pc Ladies Tool Set". All that needed to be said is, "6pc Pink Tool Set". It's 2022, guys can like pink if they want. Pink being for girls is a social construct only started around 80-100 years ago. Pink used to be the default colour for BOYS.

Is a "Neckbeard" like a "Turkey Wattle" ?

Testosterone sucks anyway..it makes you mad and hairy!

I'll hold them down

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Yeah - that, or the kind of a man who is so cataclysmically insecure in his perceived masculinity that he believes, for real, that he’d instantly turn homosexual if he held his girlfriends handbag for even a moment. You know the type - sad little men who are so desperate to live up to what they think are the societal expectations on a man that they go into a full blown panic when they see drag queens on tv, would rather commit suicide than cry and fear the loss of their whole identity if they aren’t allowed to be the one handling the grill at the family barbecue.

Most likely was done to get a rise out of people, like yourself unfortunately.

Don't worry, Karma beat you to it. Most of these troglodyte "macho men" are whacking it in Mom's basement to online photos of women who'd never speak to them, let alone date them. Hard to find either a paramour *or* a decent-paying job when one is thoroughly lacking in both social skills & emotional intelligence. Hence, their utter, impotent rage against an entire gender, as well as against other, more evolved dudes. They're nothing but giant, raging toddlers who never grew the eff up. So, life left them behind, and now they're mad about it. Boo hoo.

True... though I suspect these particular tools are cheap and not good quality but rather a gimmick... which is a bit sad really

Do not send someone into a rage fueled frenzy with a new razor knife. Please.

Mikita turquoise is a gorgeous colour too :D

Precisely. What male customers was he hoping to attract?

Oops, I used ellipses...

As someone who loves black coffee, I am offended. Both by the OP, who is clearly an asshat. And by the implication that black coffee is flavorless. If you get a good dark roast, it has it's own natural sweetness that mixes with the bitter flavours fantastically. I don't begrudge people their choices, whatever they may be.

"i pay $7 for hot water."

And it's not embarrassment, it's pity for your fragile masculinity! (OP in post)

And does he just stand there all day sipping his coffee just waiting?

Does that mean you have no flavor ( metaphorically)

How on earth are you going to lie down on your stomach while you're fighting women? Also, WHY are you fighting women? You shouldn't be fighting anyone, least of all women. SMH.

Especially then

In this guy's defense, he's never, ever been in that situation, so it didn't come to his mind. On the other hand, he's apparently more knowledgable about body positions in gay sex.

Fellas, is it gay to do missionary?

The irony is this dude *definitely* lays on his back while doing that - because he can only f*** up.

well technically you wouldn't be laying on your stomach you would be laying on top of her

He’s never done that so he wouldn’t know.

Especially then

Yeah, wtf?

Who lies on their stomach while... Now that's weird

Timeout. lmfao

How does that work? Unless you mean eating at the y? Dudes can and do it "missionary " as well. Some/ most of these are arbitrary and make no sense but since I feel compelled to respond it is clickbait

Especially then. You're ejaculating your manly essence! /sarcasm

Especially then! Faggots, them lot!