Let’s imagine for a moment that we don't know what Batman looks like. Would you imagine him as a human-sized bat with a human body and leathery wings or a bat-sized human with a furry midsection who’s basically blind and screeches if you touch him? Or maybe some other version of a bat and a human merger?
Anyway, we think it would’ve been way more awesome if he had at least one quality of a bat instead of being just the coolest crime-fighting vigilante to be born in a comic book ever. Now, we only have a myriad of Batman jokes to explore the possibilities and poke some innocent fun at everyone’s beloved hero.
Okay, so if you got lost in the last paragraph (we did try to divert your attention to Batman’s looks instead of cool jokes), this article is dedicated to jokes about Batman, Batman puns, and nothing else. And boy, are they good!
The dude’s been with us since 1939 (almost a centenarian now!). Over the years, he has accumulated a significant amount of lore—from funny jokes to fan fiction to hundreds of comics and a notable number of movies. But that’s all well and fine with us—the more, the merrier, and the more ideas for funny Batman memes. Oh, and let’s not forget to mention the section on Joker jokes—there’s no Batman without him, really, is there?
Hilarious Batman Puns to Pass the Dark (K)Nights
Ready to check out our vast selection of Batman puns and jokes? If so, then scroll down below because that’s where all the entertainment starts. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who’s into Batman, too.
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What’s the toughest part about being Batman?
Knowing that you’ll never make your parents proud.
Batman walks into a bar… and is kicked out because his mask doesn’t cover his mouth!
"Our kid is always saying, I want to be Batman! or I wanna be Spider-Man!
So we dropped him off at the orphanage."
What’s the difference between Batman and a shoplifter?
Batman can go into a store without Robin.
Batman is so scary, even bullets are afraid to hit him. That's why they aimed for his parents.
COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman. Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
“Wife: ‘Who's the new Batman?’
Me: ‘Robert Pattinson.’
Wife: ‘So vampires do turn into bats.’”
How does Batboy become Batman?
He has a Bat-Mitzvah.
Bat mitzvahs are an actual thing. It's the girl version of the bar mitzvah. As in it's a coming of age ceremony for a female. This should be a Batgirl to Batwoman joke. Epic fail.
You might think Batman was born in Gotham, but he was actually born in South Africa. Capetown, to be exact.
Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"
Batman: "Yeah sure."
Joker: "Ok, parental love."
Batman: "I don't get it.."
Joker: "Exactly."
Why does Batman wear a mask?
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
"I always wanted to be Batman when I grew up. Not for the gadgets or the money. I just hate my parents."
My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman. What a Joker.
I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever. They said, ‘No, just until the end of June.’
Batman: “Alfred, why is the batremote for the batTV is not working?”
Alfred: “Have you changed the batteries, sir?”
Batman: “What are eries?”
Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors? Easy. Batman doesn’t want to get shot.
Why does Batman's Calendar only have 363 days? Because there is no Mother's or Father's day.
More Batman Jokes: Batty Humor to the Rescue
The Batman memes can be found all over the internet. And fans of this superhero are always thrilled for more. So, here are some more hilarious Batman jokes that all the fans will love!
Teenaged son: "Dad I want to have a Batman party with my friends."
Dad: "Aren’t you a bit old for a theme party?"
Teenaged son: "No. The theme is, No Parents."
Why is it annoying to invite Batman to a party?
Because he keeps hanging around even when it is time to go.
A man goes in for a job application... And the interviewer asks, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?" "Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not." "Okay," said the interviewer, "and what about your strengths?" "I'm Batman."
A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
Co-worker asked me, ‘If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has superpowers, who would be the winners?’ ‘Your parents when you move out.’
"I got banned from donating clothes to the local orphanage. Apparently, they don't appreciate Batman costumes..."
Joker asks Batman whats the worst part of going to the opera. When your parents die at the end.
My boss told me to ‘dress for the job you want, not the job you have.’ Now I’m in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed: "Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN."
When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it. That’s Arkham’s Razor.
Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, and the guard points to a sign that says. "No swimming without supervision."
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman swore to protect Goth Ham.
What’s the difference between a newly married Danish couple and Batman’s parents?
One couple is wed Danes and the other is Dead Waynes.
Batman refuses to use the white pieces when he plays chess; he always has to be the Dark Knight.
Why doesn’t Batman like going for walks in nature?
He's worried about coming across poison ivy.
Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?
Because it was becoming the Bane of his existence!
After a rough night of partying, how can you tell you were rescued by Batman?
The next morning, you wake up in a cave.
“My friend said, ‘Do you want to hear an excellent Batman impression!?’ I said, ‘Go on, then.’ He shouted, ‘NOT THE KRYPTONITE!’ I said, ‘That’s Superman.’ He said, ‘Thanks man, I’ve been practicing a lot.’”
A drunk stumbles out of the bar at 7 am... As he walks home, he sees a nun walking toward him. He stares her down the entire time as they get closer and closer. As they are about to pass, he punches her right in the face, knocking her out cold, then stands over her body and yells, "Not so tough today, are ya, Batman?".
What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon!
“‘Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately.’
‘Worry not, Commissioner, I’ve already changed my Facebook profile picture.’”
One day Bruce Wayne learned that his great great great great great great grandmother encountered a vigilante who called himself "The Man of Bats..." It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.
The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...
Batman: "Thank you for coming, 7. It's been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?"
Number 7: "Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon."
How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.
Robin: "Where are you, Batman?"
Batman: "On my way, was in the bathroom."
Robin: "What's a Hroom?"
Batman: "It's been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub."
Alfred: "Master Bruce, what's a Htub?"
Why doesn’t Batman like going to Robin’s house? They don’t like rich people in Robin’s hood.
Did you hear about Batman climbing up the tree? He was trying to see if he could find Robin's nest.
What is Bruce Wayne's favorite food to make for lunch?
He tells me it's alpha-bat-ti spaghetti.
Why did Mrs. Batman name their son Gotham?
Because Batman always answers “Gotham needs you.”
What did Hollywood say when they made another Batman movie?
Done another-nother-nother-done-another-nother-nother...Batman!
Why did the blonde make her password "BatmanRobinBatgirlJokerHarelyIvyOslo"?
Because the rules said it needed to contain at least 6 characters and include at least 1 capital!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Batman!
Batman who?
Batman is here to robin you of your Halloween candy!
Why did the Penguin get away with robbing the Gotham City Central Bank?
Because Batman doesn’t go downtown.
What is the difference between Gotham and the world?
In Gotham the bat never killed anyone.
Do you know how Gotham citizens are going to be able to tell Bruce Wayne is Batman in the upcoming movie?
Because during the day he’ll sparkle.
Why is Batman the first to arrive at the scene of the crime?
He likes being at the BATtlefront.
People often use fiction to escape into the lives of people who don't have to deal with the same problems as them. For instance, whenever my parents are fighting, I like to read Batman comics.
Who's the better businessman: Superman or Batman?
It's Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?
Why did Batman take more photographs? Because he’d forgotten to use the Flash the first time.
My friend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman. What a joker.
Batman: Funny Memes and Puns to Show Love For Your Favorite Hero
Batman, known for his war against criminals, black cape, and Batmobile, has won hearts worldwide. Die-hard fans often quote his famous line, “I’m Batman,” and roam around in black capes on Halloween. And these puns were our way of showing love to this iconic and filthy-rich superhero. Which joke did you enjoy the most? Let us know in the comments. Also, if you know any new Batman puns, don’t forget to share them with us!
I mey Karl Mostert last weekendat ComicCon. He illustrated, amongs many other awesome characters, the Batman Dark multiverse series. Had a great conversation with him where we agreed to disagree that Batman is a weak man and the villains were awesome. Very cool guy ands got to see a lot of his originals and watch him work.
I mey Karl Mostert last weekendat ComicCon. He illustrated, amongs many other awesome characters, the Batman Dark multiverse series. Had a great conversation with him where we agreed to disagree that Batman is a weak man and the villains were awesome. Very cool guy ands got to see a lot of his originals and watch him work.
