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UKDeek

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Yorkshireman. As old as my eyes and a bit older than my teeth. I have hobbies.

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UKDeek • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

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52 Times Family Christmas Photos Went Hilariously Wrong

I like OPs sense of humor. (Unrelated: Worked with a gentleman from the Middle East. His name was Taj (shortened). He got sick of people asking him his whole name because he was "exotic" smh, the boomers (age range, not personalty) got to be too much. He started telling people is last name was Mihal. Taj Mihal. Dude is a legend. A decade after he moved up in the company, every so often I hear the tale of Mihal, Taj Mihal. We need more humor like this nowadays

UKDeek • commented on 13 posts 6 days ago

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

And this is why people should avoid casinos, as there is normally only one winner...

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

As much as this student shows great artistic prowes, they didn't actually answer the question, which asked the student to write a short story. Would a student get full marks in an art exam if they were asked to draw a lifelike image only for them to describe something in detail using words only?

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

And this is why people should avoid casinos, as there is normally only one winner...

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

Horrid people have always existed, but it seems with the introduction of global social media these horrid people can inflict greater harm on people.

79 Clever And Creative Ways People Have Wrapped Christmas Presents

Upvote for the BP Censorbot missing the naughty word on the card!

62 "Evil" Buildings That Might Be Straight Out Of Horror Movies (New Pics)

Amazing photo. Apparently, photographer Valerio Minato waited 6 years for this precise alignment.

62 "Evil" Buildings That Might Be Straight Out Of Horror Movies (New Pics)

For when you *really* don't want any door step sales people

62 "Evil" Buildings That Might Be Straight Out Of Horror Movies (New Pics)

Looks like this is just missing the Eye of Sauron

62 "Evil" Buildings That Might Be Straight Out Of Horror Movies (New Pics)

Sat here waiting for Geralt of Rivia to come riding into frame...

“I Thought It Was A Joke”: 42 People Share The Absolute Worst Xmas Gifts They’ve Ever Received

You mean we've found 'A' from 'Balmoral'?

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!" - The Galaxy Song, Monty Python.

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

Pneumothorax (collapsed lung) can occur spontaneously, and is more common in tall, thin young men.

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

So do men...

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

Absolute twaddle. The most likely reason is they have been here, observed how utterly unpleasant we are as a species, and buggered off to find actual intelligent life.

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UKDeek • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

Not in any sane country that values people over profits

Animals, Cats

84 Pics That Prove Cats Are Little Jerks You Just Can’t Be Mad At

UKDeek • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

He was, and that timeline is a little bit less weird because of it...

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

I did some fact checking and you are quite right - initially it was reported his family witnessed this, but turns out they weren't there.

UKDeek • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Soooooo true!

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

HaHa! This image makes me think of Katie Price, they could be twins

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

Soooooo true!

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

HaHa! This image makes me think of Katie Price, they could be twins

84 Pics That Prove Cats Are Little Jerks You Just Can’t Be Mad At

Shhh... No loud noises - He's smelling colors.

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United Kingdom

Brits only eat bland food like fish & chips.

Years ago, an American friend was advised to only eat at Indian restaurants on his first UK trip as “British food is so awful”. Too many foreign visitors have bad food experiences in tourist-trap restaurants in London serving over-priced low quality frozen stuff, not realising that real British food is actually very high quality, richly diverse and flavourful.

47 Wild Photos Depicting "Walmart People" That You Might Want To Unsee Later

My money says, 99.9% of those individuals are what in the US is called 'magas'. Completely off their military strength mental medication and the worst part of them all, armed! Itching to go off with whoever decides to offend their beloved commie "leader" comrade trumpturdsky (a.k.a. 'tiny hands', agent orange)

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UKDeek • commented on 12 posts 1 week ago

84 Pics That Prove Cats Are Little Jerks You Just Can’t Be Mad At

OP needs to sleep with one eye open for the forseeable future...

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

I think what is happening is people are questioning rather than blindly following. Erica Kirk's actions following the death of her husband have been interesting to say the least. Let's also not forget that she is the mother to two young children that also witnessed the death of their father, yet their mother would rather attend large public events publicising the philosophies of her husband, which included him saying that wives should prioritise staying at home to raise their children...

84 Pics That Prove Cats Are Little Jerks You Just Can’t Be Mad At

OP needs to sleep with one eye open for the forseeable future...

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

Grief comes in many forms, and affects people in different ways, but I have never witnessed someone deal with their grief in such a public way.

Heartbreaking New Video Of Nickelodeon Star Reveals Struggle With Homelessness

People see successful actors and think everyone who becomes an actor will achieve the same levels of fame and wealth. This, unfortunately, isn't the case - a lot of actors struggle financially, as nearly all acting roles have a finite length to them, and actors are only earning when they are working.

50 Times Cats Were "Weird Little Guys" And Got Featured On This Popular IG Account (New Pics)

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” - Terry Pratchett

Trigger Warning: Former Sniper And Other Experts Give Advice That Could Save Your Life In An Active Shooting

Run Hide Tell has been in the UK since 2017, and is advice given to the public in the event of a terrorist attack. If you have to hide, please remember to turn your mobile phone to silent, as any noise could give away your position.

"Winner Of The Worst Photo Edit”: 20 Times Fans Noticed Bizarre Details In Celebrity Photos

I'm guessing, and hear me out here, that maybe she likes to go au naturale in that department?

"Winner Of The Worst Photo Edit”: 20 Times Fans Noticed Bizarre Details In Celebrity Photos

I'm rubbish with Photoshop, but even I'm not THAT bad at Photoshop!

50 Facts And Stories That Show How Many Great, Sad And Weird Things Are Happening In The World

I will back Rick with this - I've worked in the ambulance service for over 30 years, in several parts of England, and seen some of the care offered in these "nursing" homes. These days, a lot of these places are now call 'care homes' with fewer 'nursing homes', but often the nursing homes have one nurse on duty, and care is provided by minimally trained staff working for minimum wage.

“Weirdest 20 Minutes”: 52 Times It Didn’t Take Long For People To Quit Their Job

That was strike 3. I told the manager to keep my money and I just walked away, got in my car and went home. The next day the owner called asking why I hadn't turned in for my shift - I told him everything that had gone off, and he said the manager had told him a different version of events, but he was willing to give me another go. I told him I wasn't interested, but to check the CCTV if he didn't believe me. An hour later he called me back saying he had sacked that manager and another member of staff. I thanked him for his time, but politely declined - it was preferable to be unemployed then work in an environment like that.

“Weirdest 20 Minutes”: 52 Times It Didn’t Take Long For People To Quit Their Job

After passing my driving test in the early 90's, I got a job delivering pizzas for a small, independent pizza chain local to me. I would hang around the shop, if a delivery order came in I would deliver this, and head back to the shop and wait. So far, so normal. At the end of the night I was about to leave, and was told that all my tips had to be split between all the staff in the shop - fair, I thought. However, the tips they made in the shop would not be split with me, as I was only the driver - first strike. I was told, I needed to help clean the store, and I was told to clear out the fat bin from the kebab machine, which hadn't been emptied all day. Let me tell you, that stuff was bright green, and I slipped taking it out of the shop, covering me and the steps in bright green fat - strike 2. I was then told it was my mess and I had to clean it up, with no help from anyone else. All the other staff just stood around making the usual nasty comments (cont...)

“Love When Women Correct Boys”: People Side With Emma Thompson After She Shuts Down Timothée Chalamet

All an actor needs to be good at is convincing an audience that they are someone else. There are a lot of actors that are very skilled at this, but this does not generally give them a greater intelect from the rest of the population. Because a lot of these people are in the public eye, we expect them to have a certain level of wisdom, which is dangerous.

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How I Came To Know Crested Geckos, And How Paul Changed My Life

UKDeek • submitted 3 list additions 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, Please Show Me Your Cats

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41 Adorable Pet Pics Shared By The Bored Panda Community

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"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

Hey Pandas, What Is One Moment In Your Life That You Will Never Forget?

UKDeek • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

People Spilled The Tea On Their Jobs, And These 22 Stories Might Change How You See Certain Careers

UKDeek • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Describe An Anime Intro Badly

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Hey Pandas, Describe Your Job Title Very Poorly

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The Trend For Censoring Common Everyday Words?

UKDeek • submitted 4 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Should I Know Before Visiting England? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Random Animal Facts You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Can We Do About BP Censorship That's Getting Out Of Hand? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Useless Thing You Learned In School, And What Would You Have Preferred? (Closed)

UKDeek • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Exotic Pets (Closed)

UKDeek • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Photo You Took During 2023?

Hey Pandas, Share Some Pictures Of Your Holiday Spirit (Closed)

UKDeek • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

UKDeek • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

52 Times Family Christmas Photos Went Hilariously Wrong

Bad Santa? Don't tell Trump!

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

Always. So much so people often say "Hey, you sass that hoopy UKDeek? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is".

62 "Evil" Buildings That Might Be Straight Out Of Horror Movies (New Pics)

UKDeek • commented on 13 posts 6 days ago

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

And this is why people should avoid casinos, as there is normally only one winner...

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

Horrid people have always existed, but it seems with the introduction of global social media these horrid people can inflict greater harm on people.

79 Clever And Creative Ways People Have Wrapped Christmas Presents

Upvote for the BP Censorbot missing the naughty word on the card!

62 "Evil" Buildings That Might Be Straight Out Of Horror Movies (New Pics)

Amazing photo. Apparently, photographer Valerio Minato waited 6 years for this precise alignment.

62 "Evil" Buildings That Might Be Straight Out Of Horror Movies (New Pics)

For when you *really* don't want any door step sales people

62 "Evil" Buildings That Might Be Straight Out Of Horror Movies (New Pics)

Looks like this is just missing the Eye of Sauron

62 "Evil" Buildings That Might Be Straight Out Of Horror Movies (New Pics)

Sat here waiting for Geralt of Rivia to come riding into frame...

“I Thought It Was A Joke”: 42 People Share The Absolute Worst Xmas Gifts They’ve Ever Received

You mean we've found 'A' from 'Balmoral'?

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!" - The Galaxy Song, Monty Python.

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

Pneumothorax (collapsed lung) can occur spontaneously, and is more common in tall, thin young men.

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

So do men...

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

Absolute twaddle. The most likely reason is they have been here, observed how utterly unpleasant we are as a species, and buggered off to find actual intelligent life.

UKDeek • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

67 Hilariously Random Posts That Made People Laugh Way Harder Than They Should Have

He was, and that timeline is a little bit less weird because of it...

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

I did some fact checking and you are quite right - initially it was reported his family witnessed this, but turns out they weren't there.

UKDeek • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

84 Pics That Prove Cats Are Little Jerks You Just Can’t Be Mad At

OP needs to sleep with one eye open for the forseeable future...

Erika Kirk’s Onstage Slip At TPUSA Event Dubbed The “Greatest Freudian Slip” Sparks Heated Debate

UKDeek • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

My Husband And I Wanted To Take A Christmas Family Photo With Our Dog Rylee, But He Kept Wandering Off

Family Christmas Picture Photobomb

My Mormon Coworker Finds It Funny When People Ask If He Has Multiple Wives (He Doesn’t). For His Christmas Card This Year, He Decided To Prank Everyone

52 Times Family Christmas Photos Went Hilariously Wrong

UKDeek • upvoted 7 items 6 days ago

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I Wrapped My Brother's Present In Cement

How My Mom Wrapped My Sister's Rug For Christmas

Terrible-Christmas-Gifts

46 Facts About Life That Might Change How You See Everything

Not in any sane country that values people over profits

UKDeek • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

MikufanH39 reply

There are more trees on Earth (about 3 trillion) than there are stars in the Milky Way (100–400 billion)
But there are more viruses on Earth (roughly 10³¹) than there are stars in the entire observable universe (about 10²⁴).

You’re basically a walking meat spaceship covered in an invisible ocean of creatures that could end you in days if your immune system ever takes a coffee break.

Night night.

Epistatic reply

Corpses rot and decay as they get eaten by microbes. These microbes are constantly trying to eat you too, but your immune system is an army of cells inside you playing defense nonstop.

UKDeek • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago