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Yorkshireman. As old as my eyes and a bit older than my teeth. I have hobbies.

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UKDeek • commented on a post 1 day ago

“Nature Never Ceases To Amaze”: 69 Fascinating Photos That Show A Different Side Of The Great Outdoors

The pot is at the OTHER end...

UKDeek • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

50 Funny One-Picture Stories For Anyone Who Needs To Laugh But Doesn’t Have Time To Read

Interestingly, in 2017 they famously tweeted "Love is sharing a password" and encouaged people to split the 4 screen premium plan between family and friends...

Michael B. Jordan's Reaction After BAFTA Audience Member Shouted The N-Word At Him Revealed

John Davidson had every right to be at the award show, especially as the film about his life had been nominated. A man who has spent his life campaigning to raise awareness of tourettes and dispell the stigma around the condition, and He was awarded a MBE for his work. When he went for his MBE he was so stressed he started ticcing, coming out with some very upsetting statements, but one of the Queen's bodyguards put him at rest and told him the Queen fully understood his condition. It is sad to see the level of bile being spewed towards him - yes, some of the things he said were uncomfortable, but none of what he said was intentional, and probably caused him a huge amount of embarrasment and anxiety. Whatever happened to "Be Kind"?

UKDeek • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Michael B. Jordan's Reaction After BAFTA Audience Member Shouted The N-Word At Him Revealed

So. Much. This. My daughter has Tourette's. She does not have coprolalia - only about 10% have that particular tic, but I've met some who do. And yes, those who are afflicted with vocal tics, especially coprolalia, will most often feel compelled to say the very, very last thing they would ever want to say. Tourette's is a condition of "disinhibition". We all know things we are never, ever supposed to say, especially in public, because they are simply taboo words - cursing loudly in church, for example, or spitting (yes, that's a vocal tic) on random people for no reason. It has absolutely no connection to how the speaker feels about the word, or the sentiment or implication behind the word. In this case, Tourette's resulted in a horribly humiliating moment for Mr. Davidson, and an understandably angering moment for Mr. Jordan and Mr. Lindo.

UKDeek • commented on a post 5 days ago

40 Workplace Experiences That Made Employees Walk Away

My organisation will allow an employee to take bereavement leave for the death of a pet... Granted, you can only have 1 day in any 12 month period, but the option is there.

UKDeek • commented on 10 posts 6 days ago

"He's Suffering": First Photos Of Prince Andrew After His Arrest Show A Terrified Look

To clarify some of the comments above about "why did they let him go", in England following your arrest, the Police can only detain you for 24 hours, and up to 96 hours for serious offenses such as mur-der before they charge you. You can be detained for up to 14 days if you are arrested for offences under the Terro-rism Act. Because of how complicated this is, Misconduct in a Public Officer, I suspect he was released on bail whilst the Police continue to gather further evidence.

Elon Musk’s Daughter Drops Bombshell Accusation Against Trump As He Vows To Release UFO Files

During an interview in 2024 with Lex Fridman, Trump was asked if he would release more UFO files, to which he answered "Sure, I'll do that. I'd love to do that. I have to do that". He also said he would release the rest of the JFK files "very early on". Also, in an interview in 2020 with Don Trump Jr, he was asked about Roswell, New Mexico, and he answered “I won’t talk to you about what I know about it, but it’s very interesting". Make of that information what you will

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Excellent actor, and he has never been short of work since leaving Doctor Who. He only walked away from the TV show, and hasn't turned his back on the role of the Doctor, and has been in a couple of audio dramas.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Henry Cavill is still very active. According to IMBD he has 8 projects that are due for release, including the Highlander reboot. Also, he is helping to produce a Warhammer series, so hardly "walked away from fame and never got it back"!

39 Things Some People Don’t Know Are Actually Extremely Dangerous

Potentially hyponatraemia

39 Things Some People Don’t Know Are Actually Extremely Dangerous

More to do with the demographic that typically play gold

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UKDeek • upvoted an item 6 days ago

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

Venables has consistently reoffended. Thompson has not been in trouble since. Both are on life licenses so they are heavily monitored, which is why Venables got caught.

UKDeek • commented on 8 posts 1 week ago

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

I was hoping people would be curious and search for it, and thus stumbling across one of Sir Terry Pratchett's great works presented in glorious live action, by two actors that almost seem to have been born just to undertake those roles. Don't know if you can tell, but I am very much a fan of this show

63 Hilarious And Relatable Food Memes From “Snack Clips”

I don't normally get excited about food presentation, but this is a thing of beauty

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

63 Hilarious And Relatable Food Memes From “Snack Clips”

I don't normally get excited about food presentation, but this is a thing of beauty

39 Things Some People Don’t Know Are Actually Extremely Dangerous

Golf was always considered to be the sport with the highest number of fatalities...

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Electic smart door lock FTW! I can check on my phone that my door is locked, and I can check as many times as my stupid brain wants me to. Yes brain, I did lock the door, look the app says so! Yes brain, I have refreshed the app to make sure as well.

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Or Doctor Worm. At least he admits he's not a real doctor, but an actual worm... (IYKYK)

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Crowley: "[wincing] Oh, that has got to hurt. What was it he said that got everyone so upset?". Aziraphale: "Be kind to each other". Crowley: "Oh yeah. That'll do it".

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Sadly, some people have no concept of manners, decorum or basic civility when contacting others. It is far easier to act like this via electronic communication methods, as doing this face to face often results in (well deserved) physical contact of the non-sensual kind (deliberately written like that to confuse the censor-bot)

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

If you read them properly you will find at least one of them was a creepy woman. Several of them had no gender specified in the message, so there is the possibility that some of those were from women as well.

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UKDeek • upvoted an item 1 week ago

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

For those who don't get this reference, it's from an underappreciated TV comedy series called Good Omens. If you can find it in reruns or online, it's well worth checking out.

UKDeek • commented on 11 posts 1 week ago

54 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails That Even Cupid Did A Double Take

A very, very poor attempt

54 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails That Even Cupid Did A Double Take

Not interested unless she has huge... tracts of land.

54 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails That Even Cupid Did A Double Take

A very, very poor attempt

54 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails That Even Cupid Did A Double Take

Not interested unless she has huge... tracts of land.

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

That is a crested gecko (Correlophus ciliatus), a type of gecko found on the island of New Caledonia. They are very popular as pets, as they are one of the easiest reptiles to keep, and can be very "derpy" at times.

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

Every. Single. Time.

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

Instant upvote for the Crestie! And I can speak from personal experience, you will talk to them, they will give you this look and definately won't be listening to a word you say.

“There Are Over 300 Bodies On The Tops Of Mount Everest”: 30 Creepy Facts That Are Anything But Fun

Oh, I know this is all real. I have a good imagination, but it certainly isn't sick or twisted enough to imagine all the stuff going off in the world right now.

“There Are Over 300 Bodies On The Tops Of Mount Everest”: 30 Creepy Facts That Are Anything But Fun

"it's not a question of who's habitat it is, is a question of how fast you hit it" - Arthur Dent.

“There Are Over 300 Bodies On The Tops Of Mount Everest”: 30 Creepy Facts That Are Anything But Fun

"Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground and the last time someone says his name." - Ernest Hemingway.

“There Are Over 300 Bodies On The Tops Of Mount Everest”: 30 Creepy Facts That Are Anything But Fun

Bonus fact: it is too dangerous to remove these bodies, so they are left in situ and climbers use them as "navigational aides" and waypoints.

40 Autopsy Doctors Share The Most Bizarre Cases They’ve Ever Seen

I witnessed positional asphyxia on an unrestrained person. I attended a barriatric patient who had fallen onto her front as a solo responder. I attempted to roll her over and actually fractured her femur whilst attempting to do this - her family were infirm, so couldn't help. By the time assistance came to support me it was too late. Yes, I tried everything to roll her over, attempted levers, slings, whatever I could get my hands on - one of the only times I have felt truely powerless to help someone.

40 Autopsy Doctors Share The Most Bizarre Cases They’ve Ever Seen

I suspect the person who placed the ETT (endotracheal tube) didn't actually visualise the vocal cords, and certainly didn't visualise the tube going through the cords. Cases like this in the UK have led to ETT being withdrawn from a lot of ambulance services, and it is very sloppy practice.

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UKDeek • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

54 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails That Even Cupid Did A Double Take

“Frolicking Frogs” By Quentin Martinez

54 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails That Even Cupid Did A Double Take

“Frolicking Frogs” By Quentin Martinez

“Rattled”

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

Er, what is it?

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UKDeek • submitted a new post 6 months ago

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How I Came To Know Crested Geckos, And How Paul Changed My Life

UKDeek • submitted 3 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Please Show Me Your Cats

UKDeek • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

41 Adorable Pet Pics Shared By The Bored Panda Community

UKDeek • submitted 2 list additions 5 months ago

"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

Hey Pandas, What Is One Moment In Your Life That You Will Never Forget?

UKDeek • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

People Spilled The Tea On Their Jobs, And These 22 Stories Might Change How You See Certain Careers

UKDeek • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Describe An Anime Intro Badly

Hey Pandas, Describe Your Job Title Very Poorly

UKDeek • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The Trend For Censoring Common Everyday Words?

UKDeek • submitted 4 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Should I Know Before Visiting England? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Random Animal Facts You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Can We Do About BP Censorship That's Getting Out Of Hand? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Useless Thing You Learned In School, And What Would You Have Preferred? (Closed)

UKDeek • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Exotic Pets (Closed)

UKDeek • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Photo You Took During 2023?

Hey Pandas, Share Some Pictures Of Your Holiday Spirit (Closed)

UKDeek • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

“Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?” (40 Stories)

UKDeek • commented on a post 1 day ago

“Nature Never Ceases To Amaze”: 69 Fascinating Photos That Show A Different Side Of The Great Outdoors

The pot is at the OTHER end...

UKDeek • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

50 Funny One-Picture Stories For Anyone Who Needs To Laugh But Doesn’t Have Time To Read

Interestingly, in 2017 they famously tweeted "Love is sharing a password" and encouaged people to split the 4 screen premium plan between family and friends...

Michael B. Jordan's Reaction After BAFTA Audience Member Shouted The N-Word At Him Revealed

UKDeek • commented on a post 5 days ago

40 Workplace Experiences That Made Employees Walk Away

My organisation will allow an employee to take bereavement leave for the death of a pet... Granted, you can only have 1 day in any 12 month period, but the option is there.

UKDeek • commented on 10 posts 6 days ago

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

Biggest balcony in England that... there was a time that every pub in the UK had someone who claimed to be ex-forces who was on that balcony that day, but "can't talk about it"...

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

BuT WheRE iS TeH PrOOf oF KlimATe ChanGEz?

50 Posts That Show How Ridiculous And Dystopian Life Has Gotten

It was just a "day of love". You can see all the "love" there, with the smoke, and the raging mob...

"He's Suffering": First Photos Of Prince Andrew After His Arrest Show A Terrified Look

Elon Musk’s Daughter Drops Bombshell Accusation Against Trump As He Vows To Release UFO Files

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

39 Things Some People Don’t Know Are Actually Extremely Dangerous

Potentially hyponatraemia

39 Things Some People Don’t Know Are Actually Extremely Dangerous

More to do with the demographic that typically play gold

UKDeek • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

63 Hilarious And Relatable Food Memes From “Snack Clips”

I don't normally get excited about food presentation, but this is a thing of beauty

39 Things Some People Don’t Know Are Actually Extremely Dangerous

Golf was always considered to be the sport with the highest number of fatalities...

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Or Doctor Worm. At least he admits he's not a real doctor, but an actual worm... (IYKYK)

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

Crowley: "[wincing] Oh, that has got to hurt. What was it he said that got everyone so upset?". Aziraphale: "Be kind to each other". Crowley: "Oh yeah. That'll do it".

UKDeek • upvoted an item 2 days ago

Michael B. Jordan's Reaction After BAFTA Audience Member Shouted The N-Word At Him Revealed

UKDeek • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

Venables has consistently reoffended. Thompson has not been in trouble since. Both are on life licenses so they are heavily monitored, which is why Venables got caught.

Funny-Random-No-Context-Memes

UKDeek • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

106 Funny Memes For People Who Are Mentally Tired

For those who don't get this reference, it's from an underappreciated TV comedy series called Good Omens. If you can find it in reruns or online, it's well worth checking out.

This Might Be A Crime Scene

UKDeek • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

“Frolicking Frogs” By Quentin Martinez

“Rattled”

54 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails That Even Cupid Did A Double Take

If Everything Is Annoying You Right Now, These 50 Memes Might Help Lighten Your Mood

Er, what is it?

Lighthearted-Humor-Funny-Memes

40 Autopsy Doctors Share The Most Bizarre Cases They’ve Ever Seen

Fun fact: "autopsy" derives from the Greek meaning "to see for myself".

Hardest-Explain-Photoshopped-Photos

51 Cringeworthy Moments When People Celebrated Too Soon And Probably Regretted It (New Pics)

Maybe spending a year dead for tax reasons? Although that might not be common in this part of the Galaxy ...

UKDeek • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

“People Have No Idea”: 70 Medical Issues That Ruin People’s Lives

I've been told that this is the worst pain imaginable. People k**l themselves rather than suffer.

Code Clearance

UKDeek • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

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I’ve mentioned it before but Trigeminal Neuralgia. It’s brutal and not as understood as it should be.

UKDeek • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

50 Text Conversations That Might Be The Reason You Laugh Today

Yup. Or Irish. The ones I use are "muppet" and "weapon".

40 Photos That Prove The Bond Between Humans And Animals Goes Far Beyond Words

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