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Phoenix🇬🇧 • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, A Spiritual Question Or Not? (Closed)

Phoenix🇬🇧 • upvoted 27 items 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, A Spiritual Question Or Not? (Closed)

“It’s Practically Softcore”: Tate McRae Slammed For Going Completely Nude In New Music Video

You just named all trashy hoes

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, A Spiritual Question Or Not? (Closed)

“It’s Practically Softcore”: Tate McRae Slammed For Going Completely Nude In New Music Video

You just named all trashy hoes

"Last Week, I Fired My First Employee, Here’s What I Learned": Boss Says In Tone-Deaf LinkedIn Post

Yes you are right conceptually! The way it was done tho tells another story... He made it public and it has this braggy tone. So i am focusing on the intent here... Is the intent making a comprehensive guide on how to handle firing an employee? OR Chasing LinkedIn clout using HOW GREAT OF A BOOS YOU ARE even when you are firing someone?

Man Turns His Back On Cheating Ex And Her Baby After DNA Test Results: “She’s On Her Own”

I read this more that she borrowed big and bought a bunch of expensive c**p assuming he'd be the father. Thus why she was saying "she's ruined" when he refused to pay. Doesn't say anything about medical bills

New Mom Decides To Leave Husband After His Reaction To Her Unplugging Wi-Fi So He Could Help Her

I hate to say it but it's true. I used to think it was really sweet if a guy knew he wanted to have kids. Now when a guy who is not even in a relationship insists he's going to have kids, especially with a specific timeline, I tread lightly. People ask me if I want to have kids and I'm mind blown. How could I make that decision when I don't even know who I'm going to have them with yet? It's wonderful to know that you might want kids, but to already decide you're going to have them even though you don't know who you will have them with or raise them with? Why is that a normal expectation we put on people? We normalize prioritizing personal goals outside of a partner and then are shocked when the partner doesn't show up or be fully involved the way we want. Maybe because we made these plans without actually considering who they were or what their needs were..

Hey Pandas, Are You Dealing With Mice Problems? How Are You Coping?

I totally get it. For the first time ever, I found out the drawer below the oven can come out, and there's a metal plate, not open floor, underneath the drawer. I found a mouse turd on that metal plate. I wash EVERYTHING in that drawer in bleach water, cleaned my oven and been checking behind and under my stove every day. There used to be a bait trap there. My daughter heard a commotion one day. When I got home from work I moved the stove and saw a bunch of mouse poop with blue stuff and also you don't want to know what else. It took about a week and a lot of cleaned before I started feeling comfortable enough to contemplate cooking in the kitchen. The blue meant that the mouse ate the poison. It likely ran into a wall and died. The bait poison apparently dissolved the mice inside so they're not supposed to just decay. But I also hear that's not always guaranteed. Eww. I threw out the bait trap, that had gross things falling out of it. So nasty.

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“Three Months And Counting Without Them Noticing”: 50 Times Adults Played Epic Pranks On Parents

I'm afraid all I can see is the Willow Tree figurine. For some reason they make me shudder. To make matters worse every time I went/go to someones house there was either one sitting right in front of me or lots all around the room. Curious now to see how much I get downvoted.

“Three Months And Counting Without Them Noticing”: 50 Times Adults Played Epic Pranks On Parents

It would be sweeter if the first time it was posted to the internet it wasn't posted the other way around (son fell, dad caught), or some of the other times when it was two sisters, a sister and a brother, etc... It's a cute story, even if not real.

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

Her intuition should have worked out that something was up with her daughter.

Feel-Good Animal Memes: 50 Reasons To Smile Today

Oh dear. Hope the cat got help to loose weight. We get cats like that to the shelter sometimes and it is cruel, they cant even wash themselves.

Woman Exposes Stepdaughter's Fake Allergies, Leading To Family Rift And Legal Battle

Do all the cooking, cleaning, maintaining two kitchens on top of a 60 hour on her feet all day long work week because dad cares enough about his daughter to complain but not enough to learn how to cook.

50 Mildly Interesting Things That You Might Have Never Seen Before (New Pics)

Me too. I mean, I'm sure there's a reason to get rid of them that has to do with keeping the lawn from dying or keep roots from some weeds from digging in to your pipes and such, but it drove me crazy that my dad had to mow the lawn every damn week. I really hate super manicured lawns. Especially those Edward Scissorhands-style rounded and manicured bushes. Also- who decided grass was only allowed to be a half an inch tall? I like taller grass, honestly. And dandelions and leaves don't bother me at all.

Hey Pandas, What Close Calls Have You Had With Your Pets? (Closed)

Wow, talk about a close call, glad your dog survived

Hey Pandas, What Close Calls Have You Had With Your Pets

As said in description my snake finally eating

Middle Manager Thinks ChatGPT Can Replace Employees, Turns Out It Can Only Replace Him

AI fanatics always skip one important point in their cherry stories about "repetitive work will be done by AI, no need for people doing it": Amongst the 8 billion people living on earth currently, are many who only can do relatively simple, repetitive work. They do need to have work, to pay for food, shelter, utilities and education of their kids. The main purpose of AI is to make humans superfluous, because AI works faster, smarter and does not complain. Would the AI-fanclub please advise what to do with the billions of redundant persons? 1950 2,5 billion people were sufficient to "run" the globe. How many are necessary to run a fully automized globe?

50 Spine-Chilling Photos Of The Creepiest Things People Have Witnessed (New Pics)

I think it is vitally important to spread the knowledge and awareness of the horrors that humans can perpetrate on other humans, whether it be directly or by cover-up or by incompetency (as is what happened at Chernobyl.) Chelyabinsk Oblast has been the location of nuclear "research" since the 1940s, and it is important to remember that while not all Russians are axiomatically evil, their government/officials do not give a fart in a windstorm about their people.

50 Spine-Chilling Photos Of The Creepiest Things People Have Witnessed (New Pics)

cheeses of nazareth

“I’ll Never Be Able To Forget”: 30 People Reveal How They Exposed Their Cheating Partner

All of these are pretty terribly composed. Verbal impairment must be a side effect of being cheated on

This Group Unites All Plant Lovers And Shares The Most Hilarious Gardening Posts Out There (50 Posts)

and when it`s finally finished there are a dozen logs left

This Group Unites All Plant Lovers And Shares The Most Hilarious Gardening Posts Out There (50 Posts)

Dog with nose out of the car window

Shots Fired, Two Men Down

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

I don't think they would.. From what I'm seeing, they couldn't keep up.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

It's interesting that people can still be so dumb, despite having more access to knowledge than any other point in history.

27 Of The Most Obvious Scams That People Still Fall For

Or the delivery driver is lying...

“She Brought It Upon Herself”: Man Considers Divorce After Wife’s Plastic Surgery

He insults ‘em because most of ‘em seem not to have read his post, and some of ‘em seem to have read it but not understood. I totally understand his frustration as I was frustrated on his behalf. (And I’m a woman, even.) Poor guy. It sounds as if he’d be cool having sex with her if she’d only play along and cover her (・人・) and scars, but she seems to feel he should love both and so shoves ‘em into his face. It takes two to tango, and she’s making the poor fellow dance alone.

“This Baby Is 0% My Responsibility”: Pregnant Teen Gets Kicked Out From Mom’s House

My father thought the same. He told me to get an abortion, or give the baby up. He thought I was throwing my life away. I refused, and gave birth to my lovely daughter. He has spent the whole of my daughter's life, almost 30 years, trying to make up for what he said after I told him I was expecting. He loves her dearly, and despite what he said then, he is proud of me for standing my ground. Mom in the story can say what she wants, and it is her house - she doesn't have to share, but she shouldn't be surprised that her daughter won't talk to her right now. And while you may think the "poor silly girl" is ruining her life, you are judging someone without knowing them. It might be bad, but then again, it might be the best thing that ever happens to this young lady.

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Phoenix🇬🇧 • commented on 9 posts 1 year ago

New Mom Decides To Leave Husband After His Reaction To Her Unplugging Wi-Fi So He Could Help Her

I agree with and also like what you wrote. For me it's one of the very few comments, I've ever read on Bored Panda, that actually make sense.

Hey Pandas, Are You Dealing With Mice Problems? How Are You Coping?

Oh yes and mice don't have a collarbone. This means they can get through a gap about the size of their head or about 10mm. They have to be getting in somehow. It also means to work at one room at a time. Pull all furniture out to the centre and search hard for the smallest gaps near the floor. I did that. I always took cats & dog with me and closed the door. One day I was on my knees covering a wee hole near the floor when the cats disturbed a hiding mouse. The wee mouse ran to me and along my arm straight to where I was holding the mouse wire in place. It knew it wasn't getting out that way so ran back along my arm straight into the cat ... who had her claws ready. I hope you get sorted.

New Mom Decides To Leave Husband After His Reaction To Her Unplugging Wi-Fi So He Could Help Her

I agree with and also like what you wrote. For me it's one of the very few comments, I've ever read on Bored Panda, that actually make sense.

Hey Pandas, Are You Dealing With Mice Problems? How Are You Coping?

Mice will eat anything so be careful that they don't eat any flex/wires connected to the cooker. I would ask your landlord about keeping a cat. My cats just kill a mouse but never eat it. I don't know for certain but if a mouse ever ate poison it shouldn't harm a cat. Failing that but doesn't cat urine a deter mice? Perhaps some used cat litter. When I first moved in someone put down mouse glue on a sheet of cardboard with wildbird seed in the centre. They never told me what it was but said not to go into the room. I eventually saw the glue traps with three and two mice in them. I would never have used them as they're inhumane and from the end of July, this year, they're now illegal to use in the UK.

Hey Pandas, Are You Dealing With Mice Problems? How Are You Coping?

I hope you don't mind me mentioning about the food and cooker. It's just that two winters ago I noticed the dog staring at the oven. I opened the oven door and a mouse was inside looking at me. I quickly closed the door then put my smaller cat in side the oven. She caught the mouse. I find I'm always checking the oven now.

Employee Goes On Vacation And Doesn’t Take The Company Phone As Told, It Costs The Company $6K

Surely using a tempered glass screen protector or shockproof case could help protect the phone a bit.

“Three Months And Counting Without Them Noticing”: 50 Times Adults Played Epic Pranks On Parents

Feel-Good Animal Memes: 50 Reasons To Smile Today

Love this.

Hey Pandas, What Close Calls Have You Had With Your Pets? (Closed)

Thank you.

“She Knew”: Investigating Officer Shares Update On Woman Who Wheeled Pensioner’s Body Into Bank

I can't remember the full story except the nephew had left his dead uncle leaning against the post office door. I think he only got two or three years in prison.

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Phoenix🇬🇧 • submitted 3 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Are You Dealing With Mice Problems? How Are You Coping?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Thoughts On Spain Winning The Euro Cup? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Close Calls Have You Had With Your Pets? (Closed)

Phoenix🇬🇧 • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, A Spiritual Question Or Not? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Photo You Took During 2023?

Phoenix🇬🇧 • submitted 9 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Are You Dealing With Mice Problems? How Are You Coping?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Thoughts On Spain Winning The Euro Cup? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Close Calls Have You Had With Your Pets? (Closed)

Hey Gaming Pandas, Share Stories Of Your First Console Or Game You Loved

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Song Lyrics That Impacted You And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are The Best Babysitting Stories You Have? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Photo You Took During 2023?

Hey Pandas, If Your Pets Could Talk For One Minute, What Would You Ask Them? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think About Tipping When You Cannot Afford To?

Phoenix🇬🇧 • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

New Mom Decides To Leave Husband After His Reaction To Her Unplugging Wi-Fi So He Could Help Her

I agree with and also like what you wrote. For me it's one of the very few comments, I've ever read on Bored Panda, that actually make sense.

Hey Pandas, Are You Dealing With Mice Problems? How Are You Coping?

Employee Goes On Vacation And Doesn’t Take The Company Phone As Told, It Costs The Company $6K

Surely using a tempered glass screen protector or shockproof case could help protect the phone a bit.

“Three Months And Counting Without Them Noticing”: 50 Times Adults Played Epic Pranks On Parents

Feel-Good Animal Memes: 50 Reasons To Smile Today

Love this.

Hey Pandas, What Close Calls Have You Had With Your Pets? (Closed)

Thank you.

“She Knew”: Investigating Officer Shares Update On Woman Who Wheeled Pensioner’s Body Into Bank

I can't remember the full story except the nephew had left his dead uncle leaning against the post office door. I think he only got two or three years in prison.

“She Knew”: Investigating Officer Shares Update On Woman Who Wheeled Pensioner’s Body Into Bank

Two men did this in Ireland a couple of years ago. Declan Haughney took his dead uncle to the post office. The nephew was trying to claim the deceased mans pension.

31 Comics Filled With Twists And Turns, From Silly To Serious, By “Cooper Lit Comics” (New Pics)

I worked at a petrol station and refused to release the fuel until the man stopped smoking his cigarette. He was wanting to fill a 5L plastic, petrol container. Man wasn't happy and said he'd go to the petrol station down the road. He headed back to his car in a rotten mood. He got in and threw the empty container, with some force, into the back seat. His wife was half turned round and the container bounced of the back and hit her in the face. I had a feeling that mans day had gone from bad to worse.

“The European Mind Can’t Comprehend”: People Poke At Differences Between The US And Europe (New Pics)

In the uk there are roughly 16 tablets or capsules to a pack. Only two packs can be bought at a time in the same shop.

Woman Tears Up After Her Dad Is The Only One To Care For Her After Labor, Names Baby After Him

Why not give the child two middle names? One for each grandfather.

People Are Sharing Parenting Trends They Disagree With And Here Are 30 Of The Most Hated Ones

I agree. We're constantly told that the UK has more local accents than any other English speaker country. I personally think that's cool.

People Are Sharing Parenting Trends They Disagree With And Here Are 30 Of The Most Hated Ones

Recently a teacher, talking on Radio 4, was telling how many young children start going to his school with an American accent. This is the UK. He said the parents had their mobile phones and the kids were constantly on an ipad. I don't know what is more sad. That or the fact that many children weren't potty trained before starting school. Parent were dropping of their child insisting it was the teachers job to teach them to use the toilet. The teacher said every time a nappy needed changed two teachers had to be present and that disrupted the classes a lot.

“How Is The Bride Okay With This?”: 35 Grooms That Deserved To Be Shamed For Their Looks

Not sure why you were downvoted but you made me laugh.

Drone Photos Of North Korea Provide Eerie Look Into Country

I've literally only just finished the novel 'The Target' by David Baldacci.

Model Bewilders People After Bringing High-Heel-Wearing 9-Year-Old Daughter To “Boozy Brunch”

I have to agree with you 100%. I also noticed there was a story about Kim Kardashian wearing little. I mean do we honestly care? Because of the content I find I'm coming on Bored Panda less and less.

Best Dog Nail Clippers In 2024

A little cut at a time. One should remember to cut just before the quick. The quick will recede so another cut can be made to shorten the nail further.

"My Husband Purposely Hid My Car Keys So I Would Miss My Job Interview"

I find this hard to believe so I may get downvoted. If I wanted the job that much I'd have called a taxi, got the bus or even set off early and walked. She seemed more concerned about finding her cars keys than her dream job. Then she goes on about not thinking about using Uber.

Phoenix🇬🇧 • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

“It’s Practically Softcore”: Tate McRae Slammed For Going Completely Nude In New Music Video

You just named all trashy hoes

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, A Spiritual Question Or Not? (Closed)

"Last Week, I Fired My First Employee, Here’s What I Learned": Boss Says In Tone-Deaf LinkedIn Post

Man Turns His Back On Cheating Ex And Her Baby After DNA Test Results: “She’s On Her Own”

New Mom Decides To Leave Husband After His Reaction To Her Unplugging Wi-Fi So He Could Help Her

Hey Pandas, Are You Dealing With Mice Problems? How Are You Coping?

Hilarious-Texts-Pics

“Three Months And Counting Without Them Noticing”: 50 Times Adults Played Epic Pranks On Parents

Woman Exposes Stepdaughter's Fake Allergies, Leading To Family Rift And Legal Battle

50 Mildly Interesting Things That You Might Have Never Seen Before (New Pics)

Hey Pandas, What Close Calls Have You Had With Your Pets

As said in description my snake finally eating

Middle Manager Thinks ChatGPT Can Replace Employees, Turns Out It Can Only Replace Him

50 Spine-Chilling Photos Of The Creepiest Things People Have Witnessed (New Pics)

cheeses of nazareth

50 Spine-Chilling Photos Of The Creepiest Things People Have Witnessed (New Pics)

“I’ll Never Be Able To Forget”: 30 People Reveal How They Exposed Their Cheating Partner

All of these are pretty terribly composed. Verbal impairment must be a side effect of being cheated on

This Group Unites All Plant Lovers And Shares The Most Hilarious Gardening Posts Out There (50 Posts)

Dog with nose out of the car window

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