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BeesEelsAndPups

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BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 2 posts 2 hours ago

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

I think in Canada, Australia, and New Zealand as well. The Italians call it Calcio, which just means kick, so go figure.

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Because you spend so much time using your feet on the ball in that sport, right?

BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

That was rage bait. He got what he was after

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

And lawns. We've k****d off the native plants. Caterpillars evolved to eat only one type of plant. You k**l that plant. The butterflies can't lay eggs. No milkweed, no monarchs. Want Painted Ladies? Plant mallow. Tiger Swallowtails need native trees, Black Swallowtails need dill or fennel. Zebra Swallowtails need pawpaw. But we clear the land of native plants to grow grass. That kills the butterflies, the bees, the fireflies, and so many other species. That then decimates the birds, who need those insects to survive. Adult birds can eat your bird seed, but their babies need bugs.

BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 5 items 1 day ago

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

It has to do with indoor air pollution. Not ecological reasons.

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

Agree 100%. However, numerous studies are pointing to gas and propane stoves causing unsafe levels of nitrogen dioxide (NO2) in the home, so that's something to think about when redoing your kitchen or buying a new home.

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

It has to do with indoor air pollution. Not ecological reasons.

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

Yeah, all of what you wrote.

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

When and where is the government controlling stoves? In Conspiracy Land? Is this like banning hamburgers and Christmas?

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

You haven't met his wife

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BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted an item 2 days ago

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

No, this is ballball.

BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

"Let's Hear It For The Man Of The Year": Women Exposed Ridiculous Men With These 46 Texts

It's not really BP's fault. This website is hosted on Wordpress, and they have a strict set of policies when it comes to what material may be hosted. Beyond the basics of no hosting pornography, illegal acts, etc, while they do allow things like artistic nudity and explicit language are allowed, but they designate your website as "Mature" and the site is removed from search engines.

Panicked Texts Mayor Blasted Out After She Was Allegedly Caught At Pool Party With Son's Friend

If you've got to argue about the nuanced meaning of whether or not you're "technically a paedophile", you've already lost the argument.

BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 10 posts 5 days ago

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BeesEelsAndPups • commented on a post 1 week ago

Daily Guess The Country Game #020 (Mar 02, 2026)

The hint made it too easy

BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

That was an irrational exchange.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Wait till you discover these tiny rectangle things we can hold in our hands. Your flabbers will be gasted.

BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

We lived by the sea. My brother and I would walk to the beach, about ten blocks away, and spend the day swimming. We just had to be home before dark. There was a lot of gun violence where I grew up, and much of the fighting happened at night. My mom would give us some money for popsicles from the vendors at the beach. I remember we'd have to carry the cash in the elastic waistband of our shorts, so we wouldn't get robbed.

“She Used Her Star Power For Good”: 41 Celebrities Who Didn’t Deserve To Lose Their Reputation

My feeling at the time was that I didn't care that he was having an affair, as I wasn't married to him. But I did have an issue with it being with an intern. But the only woman I felt acted shamefully at the time was Linda Tripp, for illegally recording her "friend" and then making those public.

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

“She Used Her Star Power For Good”: 41 Celebrities Who Didn’t Deserve To Lose Their Reputation

Really??? Because I know a lot of people on the Hill, and one who worked for her as Senator from NY, and I got the exact opposite story. That's she's super demanding, yes, but fair. Nobody ever told me she was mean or nasty. The problem I always had with her is that she's a Neo-liberal, who backs the donor class before the middle class and the poor. Just like her husband

“She Used Her Star Power For Good”: 41 Celebrities Who Didn’t Deserve To Lose Their Reputation

Yes, but he wrote it for her to sing

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BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 9 posts 2 weeks ago

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

So my tween just had their first cycle, and they handled it way better than I expected. I thought they'd be freaked out, but they were prepared. I am a divorced father of three, so I get the feeling of not doing enough. You mentioned depression during your cycle, how intense is that. This is a bit worrying, since they have already had issues with depression, then you add the normal teenage craziness. Is there anything that helps these emotional symptoms? I've stocked up on things like Motrin.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Eww. How am I so naive at 46? I live a privileged life.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Eww. How am I so naive at 46? I live a privileged life.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Ohhhh. That does change things.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Fair point. I've never messaged anyone directly on Reddit

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Sorry, English is my second language. I meant that I wasn't interested in the woman contacting me.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Not feel safe. It's creepy AF. But I'm hoping she actually IS safe.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

True enough. I suppose what I find surprising is that the conversation starts in the gutter. If I were trying to con someone I'd at least wait for after the first date, right? When I was in college, I was playing 9 ball at the student center. Some dude wants to play me, and I won the first game. Then he says, "how about we play for $50 a ball". Bro, if you want to hustle me, you gotta start low, get in the hole for a few games. Then raise the stakes. You don't start by showing your true intentions at the first interaction.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

As a dad. This makes me sad.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

My friend showed me his grinder messages he gets, and this seems pretty tame in comparison

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BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Perfect, I'll take three! Been looking for something to put around the vegetable patch to ward off animals.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

I thought too "cool, he backed off" - then I read her context, thought more and he's dangerous.

BeesEelsAndPups • submitted a new post 12 months ago

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BeesEelsAndPups • submitted 2 list additions 9 months ago

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BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 2 posts 2 hours ago

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

I think in Canada, Australia, and New Zealand as well. The Italians call it Calcio, which just means kick, so go figure.

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

Because you spend so much time using your feet on the ball in that sport, right?

BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

That was rage bait. He got what he was after

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

"Let's Hear It For The Man Of The Year": Women Exposed Ridiculous Men With These 46 Texts

Panicked Texts Mayor Blasted Out After She Was Allegedly Caught At Pool Party With Son's Friend

If you've got to argue about the nuanced meaning of whether or not you're "technically a paedophile", you've already lost the argument.

BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 10 posts 5 days ago

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

It's the two poles at his sister's strip club.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Yain't wrong

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

I believe her full name is Samus Aran. And Link's last name is McLinkinface.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Pretty sure it's "snort what you grow", which is a reference to coc*ine

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Good thing we're about 150 million km away.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Middle-sized by averages. There are much smaller ones and much larger.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

BeesEelsAndPups • commented on a post 1 week ago

Daily Guess The Country Game #020 (Mar 02, 2026)

The hint made it too easy

BeesEelsAndPups • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

47 Perfectly Timed Photos That Turn Ordinary Moments Into Comedy

“She Used Her Star Power For Good”: 41 Celebrities Who Didn’t Deserve To Lose Their Reputation

BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 2 items 4 hours ago

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

No, this is ballball.

If You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 79 Painful Photos To Remind You It Can Always Get Worse (New Pics)

You haven't met his wife

BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

It has to do with indoor air pollution. Not ecological reasons.

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

Yeah, all of what you wrote.

50 Savage Comebacks That Were So On Point, It Wasn’t Even Fair To Get Mad (New Pics)

When and where is the government controlling stoves? In Conspiracy Land? Is this like banning hamburgers and Christmas?

BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

That was an irrational exchange.

50 Times “Well, Actually” Went Horribly Wrong

Wait till you discover these tiny rectangle things we can hold in our hands. Your flabbers will be gasted.

BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Perfect, I'll take three! Been looking for something to put around the vegetable patch to ward off animals.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

I thought too "cool, he backed off" - then I read her context, thought more and he's dangerous.

On Eyesight

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Wow.

49 Times Women Brilliantly Shut Down Men’s Creepy Advances (New Pics)

Here's how disgusted I am with the people in this group: after reading all the others, this one almost seems half-decent. Kinda like when you find out a priest has been violating his vows of celibacy and you're relieved to find it's with an adult woman. I say that hoping that this is more of a 22 yo hitting on a 16 yo who looks 19, and that by "face paint" he means something that could reasonably help conceal her age, not a 50 yo hitting on someone that got a flower painted on her cheek at the fair.

BeesEelsAndPups • upvoted 7 items 3 weeks ago

84 Messy And Uncomfortable Anonymous Secrets That Made The Internet Feel Like Group Therapy (New Posts)

That's so unprofessional of the first counselor, I'm so sorry for you that you had to go through it!

54 Times Dumb People Posted Cringeworthy Stuff Online And It Hurts To Read (New Pics)

AI isn't art made by humans, it's made by a computer.

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80 Math Memes For Those Who No Longer Need To Count On Their Fingers

The funny thing about this is Schrodinger created his thought experiment as a joke to criticize the Copenhagen Interpretation of quantum theory. And I'm a huge nerd for knowing that.

80 Math Memes For Those Who No Longer Need To Count On Their Fingers

Guess that makes two of us, then! Here's a joke for you: Werner Heisenberg is driving on the freeway when he's pulled over by a cop. The cop comes over to Heisenberg's car and says "Hi there, sir. Do you know how fast you were going?" and Heisenberg says "No, but I can tell you exactly where I am".

60 Times Parents Brought Joy To Their Children’s Lives And Deserved To Go Viral (New Pics)

Low carb. And looks yummy and fancy

60 Embarrassing Moments When People Didn’t Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves (New Pics)

Dam embarrassing! edit: on him..

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