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Average Chicago sports fan
Community Member
16 posts
545 comments
990 upvotes
769 points
Male, 17, moderate capitalist, not biased towards one party, not online much, fan of Chicago Bears, Bulls, Cubs, and Blackhawks
Average Chicago sports fan • commented on 22 posts 2 years ago
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Average Chicago sports fan • upvoted 11 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?
Most bases have been covered here, but i have one- sleep. Sleep is incredibly important and i see way too many kids thinking that going without it is cool or makes them unique. The best thing for your health is to actively try to get enough sleep. Get off your phone before going to bed. Don't get up in the middle of the night to eat. Don't try to stay up all night cause your friends are doing it. It's dumb and it harms your health. Make good decisionsHey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?
Most bases have been covered here, but i have one- sleep. Sleep is incredibly important and i see way too many kids thinking that going without it is cool or makes them unique. The best thing for your health is to actively try to get enough sleep. Get off your phone before going to bed. Don't get up in the middle of the night to eat. Don't try to stay up all night cause your friends are doing it. It's dumb and it harms your health. Make good decisionsHey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?
Stop being a pussy. Stop whining. Get your a*s out of bed, take a shower, get dressed, have a good meal, and get on with your day ffsHey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?
Most social media is basically a toxic void of random people you will never meet who hate you for no reason. The important thing to remember is that these people don’t act like that in real life, and most people in real life are very reasonable. So just turn off the internet and take a walk once in a while.Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country
White men shooting guns. If we want to be more specific in the place, white republicans milking cows in blue mountains. That’s about it.Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country
Politicians in our country, laughingstocks in the rest of the world. Also, huge portion sizes.Show All 11 Upvotes
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Average Chicago sports fan • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?
Stop being a pussy. Stop whining. Get your a*s out of bed, take a shower, get dressed, have a good meal, and get on with your day ffsHey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?
Most bases have been covered here, but i have one- sleep. Sleep is incredibly important and i see way too many kids thinking that going without it is cool or makes them unique. The best thing for your health is to actively try to get enough sleep. Get off your phone before going to bed. Don't get up in the middle of the night to eat. Don't try to stay up all night cause your friends are doing it. It's dumb and it harms your health. Make good decisionsHey Pandas, What's Something You Think Someone Needs To Hear Right Now?
Most social media is basically a toxic void of random people you will never meet who hate you for no reason. The important thing to remember is that these people don’t act like that in real life, and most people in real life are very reasonable. So just turn off the internet and take a walk once in a while.Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country
We shoot guns, we watch football, and we drink alcohol!Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country
Watch me get downvoted. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4CLqYEn7tRgHey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country
White men shooting guns. If we want to be more specific in the place, white republicans milking cows in blue mountains. That’s about it.Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country
Politicians in our country, laughingstocks in the rest of the world. Also, huge portion sizes.
Hey Pandas, What’s Something You’ve Learned Recently?
I learned that when you get downvoted, you have to wait for a BP staff to approve your account, it could take hours or even days!Hey Pandas, What Is Your Least Favorite Thing
The big fuss and deal over personal pronouns and sht and how it’s basically shoved down your throat. Especially on BP. Literally 4/10 posts r about that.Hey Pandas, What’s Something You’ve Learned Recently?
You can’t share any controversial opinions about gender, pronouns, or sexuality on BP without getting downvoted and harassed. These opinions can be spoken outside of BP like in person and be agreed with, but on here you’re looked at as homophobic. Heed this warning fellow pandas with an opinion not 100% following the guidelines and agreeing with everything “minority” related. Tbh I probably won’t follow this advice and keep spreading my opinion peacefully anyways ngl..Hey Pandas, What Are Some Fast Food Secrets That You Know?
If you throw fast food it goes the same speed as regular food! Average Chicago sports fan • is following 10 people
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