I am a sucker for dad jokes, and most of them stick.
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my dad told me this one:
i was walking down the street when i saw a yard sale with a radio for sale. the seller said that the volume was stuck on high. so i said, "well, i can't turn than down!"
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef.
(read it out loud, it works better that way)
This is a fun prompt.
What do ducks wear to formal events?
A duck-cedo!
Did you hear about the bird criminal?
He's been Robin' banks!
What do you call a ghost chicken?
A Poultry-Geist!
Being put in the iron maiden is either a good or bad experience. It's all in the execUti0n.
Sans I summon you to comment. *proceeds to summon*
Cow Puns:
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Idk much dad jokes.
They say you can laugh as loud as you want in Hawaii, but they prefer A lo ha
