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Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)
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#2
Mountains, chocolate and cheese.
Final score:
9points
#3
Guns, alcohol, and fast food
Final score:
9points
#4
You shoveled the drive in your pajama pants, then got Tim's on the way to the hockey rink with your pals.
Final score:
8points
#5
GUNS FREEDOM EAGLES
Final score:
8points
#6
We shoot guns, we watch football, and we drink alcohol!
Final score:
7points
#7
We fat
Final score:
7points
#8
Baguette, cheese, wine, Tour Eiffel!
Final score:
7points
#9
"Are you free this weekend?" *Eagle screeches* *wipes tear* "I'm always free"
Final score:
7points
#10
We wear shoes inside
Final score:
6points
#11
People being polite, maple syrup, poutine, and Tim Hortons coffee.
Final score:
6points
#12
spiders
Final score:
5points
#13
We are quite unpopular here on bp
Final score:
5points
#14
We are making it harder for women to get proper reproductive care, we love guns, and we use any form of measurement but the metric system.
Final score:
5points
#15
The country that has no original culture besides bad stereotypes.
Final score:
4points
Lil Miss Hobbit 3 years ago
Ouch. Really ouch. But the lack of original culture is amazing in some ways.
#16
My country: Has technically annexed three other countries(kind of)and is fairly new by country standards.. Bonus country: One of the smallest and richest countries in the world.
Final score:
4points
#17
The little mermaid
Final score:
4points
#18
We have school shooter drills a lot and my teacher got kidnapped and murdered at the start of the school year. And someone robbed a restaurant that’s near our school so we had to stay in the closet for three hours :)
Final score:
3points
#19
-I moved out of my home country because of political issues, so try to guess them both lmao 1. cold cold cold, government bad, why war 2. it’s smaller than any city but somehow holds more people than imagineable. (in asia)
Final score:
3points
#21
Politicians in our country, laughingstocks in the rest of the world. Also, huge portion sizes.
Final score:
3points
#22
Football but way more physically aggressive. BBQs. Pickup Trucks. Eagles. Beer. Guns. Lots of them. Massive $800 Billion defense budget.
Final score:
2points
#23
We go to other countries saying we will "fix" their problems and by the time we leave, everything is about 10 times worse.
Final score:
2points
Lil Miss Hobbit 3 years ago
The most dangerous nine words in the world "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."
#24
Cheeseburgers
Final score:
2points
#25
White men shooting guns. If we want to be more specific in the place, white republicans milking cows in blue mountains. That’s about it.
Final score:
2points
#26
fat and stupid; as kids, we're taught that we are the only free country in the world.
Final score:
2points
#27
Watch me get downvoted. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4CLqYEn7tRg
Final score:
1point
#28
Bread and sprinkles
Final score:
1point
#29
Locals PI55 on the Blarney Stone. Tourists KI55 it.
Final score:
1point
RafCo (he/him/ele) 3 years ago
The Blarney Stone is in Country Cork, Ireland. Never been myself. I was in Dublin for a long weekend while I was living in the UK in 1998-ish. Been a long time. My mom went to tour Ireland about six years ago, and Cork was her favorite place, though she's not one for kissing stones and so didn't go to Blarney Castle. Ireland's a country I'd love to know better. Why don't the locals like it? Or is it because the tourists do?
#30
I have eaten many exotic foods in my current country, including pork belly, snout & brain, duck liver, chicken feet & intestine, rabbit, rodent, yak, yak & buffalo milk, frog body, chicken noodle-carpenter ant soup, eel, shredded-candied pork floss, sea sponge, and grilled starfish. Lots of rice and noodles too. I can show you some photos
Final score:
1point
#31
Currently on strike
Final score:
0points
#32
Without us, you’d be speaking German, Russian, or Chinese
Final score:
-2points
Lil Miss Hobbit 3 years ago
I'm gonna guess US because we're arrogant like that.🤣 But I kinda feel like we could probably go with Canada, Israel or England too maybe.
What do you think ?
Flying Bacon 3 years ago
Ugh, so much US bashing. I'm not saying we're good by any means, but we're not as terrible as just: GUNS BEER FREEDOM. Not many of us think like that, but the ones that do are just much louder.
RafCo (he/him/ele) 3 years ago
Well to be fair about 70 million Americans think like that. This is larger than the population of many countries. But Americans are not uniquely ignorant in this way. Any country exposed to similar levels of propaganda have this issue. Whether it was the UK leave movement, my people under Bolsonaro, the Russians under Putin, or to it's extreme the North Koreans. The more büllshít you eat, the dumber you get.
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Ugh, so much US bashing. I'm not saying we're good by any means, but we're not as terrible as just: GUNS BEER FREEDOM. Not many of us think like that, but the ones that do are just much louder.
RafCo (he/him/ele) 3 years ago
Well to be fair about 70 million Americans think like that. This is larger than the population of many countries. But Americans are not uniquely ignorant in this way. Any country exposed to similar levels of propaganda have this issue. Whether it was the UK leave movement, my people under Bolsonaro, the Russians under Putin, or to it's extreme the North Koreans. The more büllshít you eat, the dumber you get.
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