saltywaterenthusiast

For Bored Panda Members Only, Join Our Weekly Newsletter

Yes, subscribe me to Bored Panda Weekly Newsletter!

Join the Fun!

Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!

P.S. It's 100% free, unsubscribe anytime.

Thank you!

You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!

Bored Panda is Even Better on the App!

Stay Updated with Real-Time Notifications

Instant Access via Homescreen Tap

Simple Interface - Even Your Cat Can Use It!

Get it now Skip to the website

Newest Trivia & Quizzes in Your Inbox

Discover trivia, brain teasers, and quirky quizzes — fresh every week!

We value your inbox – it's free and you can unsubscribe anytime with one click.

Thank you! You've successfully subscribed to newsletters!

Community Member

saltywaterenthusiast

Community Member

Follow (33) Unfollow

1 posts

115 comments

627 upvotes

1.4K points

hi! you might see me in a couple comments.

Follow (33) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

saltywaterenthusiast • upvoted 27 items 1 year ago

World

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

Celebrities, Entertainment

"I Hate My Appearance": Reality Star Reveals Drastically Changed Face After 'Fox Eye' Surgery

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

I assume the Ritz reference means the guy called OP a cracker, which implies OP is white and the would-be thief is black.

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

So what skin color should it have been? Is one color better than another to use? Maybe it should be white since it is alright to use that as a default because they are not allowed to get upset because of s**t they didnt do.

50 Animals So Giant It’s Hard To Believe They’re Real (New Pics)

Most animals we eat are somehow cute. They should be handled equally as it would be fair but I admit that I would have problems with cats (and maybe other animals because of how we are raised) but even as a kid I thought it's unfair for "uglier" animals. And then you have the insects who most people call ugly but don't want to eat them either BECAUSE they are ugly. best in my opinion is to at least handle them all respectful and use as much as possible so their dead was not pointless. Also, most people could definitely reduce their consume of animal products (including myself. I'm working on it. But I'm not strictly against it because otherwise we humans would not have a place for said animals if we couldn't use them, unfortunately)

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

What are you gonna do? Change the past?

This Instagram Account Posts Hilariously Chaotic Pictures, And These 50 Are Just Too Much

brain rot final boss

This Instagram Account Posts Hilariously Chaotic Pictures, And These 50 Are Just Too Much

gigadigegidagidioh

50 Fun And Fascinating Facts For People Who Eat Knowledge For Breakfast

I trust that you intended for this comment to be sarcastic. Still, I feel obligated to provide the addendum that the only kind of 'choice' that existed then was compliance with the law or persecution, imprisonment, etc.

This Instagram Account Posts Hilariously Chaotic Pictures, And These 50 Are Just Too Much

Gotta respect that!

50 Fun And Fascinating Facts For People Who Eat Knowledge For Breakfast

buT tHEy cHOosE To weAR ThE bUrkA.

“Whale Tail”: 40 Millennial Trends People Still Cringe At To This Day

I think that is still kind of cute

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

True, but when they post 50 identical articles about how terrible we are, it's nice to get one occasionally that' isn't just constantly crapping on us. (Well, the comments are of course.)

People With 10/10 Partners Are Sharing What It's Like To Date Them

"Skinny little thot"? OP's choice of words is classy.

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

You can watch a movie but you can’t watch the cinema. But you can go to the cinema and the movies.

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

read the title slowly "things USA does better than Europe" doesn't in any way mean "things that only exist in the USA"

People With 10/10 Partners Are Sharing What It's Like To Date Them

I think he mean that when people see them with their SO they assume OP is rich

26 "You Wouldn't Last An Hour In The Asylum Where They Raised Me" Posts That People Found Hilarious

Is this who we "blame" for generations of furries? :) (i'm not hating, fr)

"What Are Some Things The USA Actually Does Better Than Europe?" (30 Answers)

Why does BP think there’s only the US, “Europe” and Japan in the world? And why so insistent that “Europe” is one homogenous mass?? These posts (and AITA plane travel ones) are getting really dull and repetitive, unlike the ones that focus on showcasing interesting or unusual things from around the world. More of those please!

Flashy_Row3219 reply

Theme Parks

25 Things That Are Casual And Common For Women In Relationships, But Almost Never For Men

That's interesting because I often see the other way around, where a man gets praised for being such a good dad simply for doing things that people completely expect any mother to do.

25 Things That Are Casual And Common For Women In Relationships, But Almost Never For Men

So... its not about the gift its about the amount of money? You dont want flowers or thoughtful gifts, you want expensive gifts? Imagine the outcry if a woman had made that same comment.... we would immediately be accused of being a golddigger. And I'm a little confused by your statement that the women just 'throw sex at you'? I mean, I throw myself at my husband when I feel valued, loved and appreciated. I'm not just throwing sex at him. I want sex with him because he turns me on. It sounds like you are implying that women generally are exchanging sex for expensive gifts? Because if that's the case you might need lay off the incel websites.

25 Things That Are Casual And Common For Women In Relationships, But Almost Never For Men

There is a difference between "loosing your temper" and "having a hard time". I appreciate the crux of what you are saying but it fails to consider the very real risk that when men "loose their temper", women die. UN did a very good study on it recently. I am unsure why there would be a problem with being “respectful” towards your partner whether s/he is having a hard time or not. That should be a fundamental starting point? If you cannot respect your partner you should not be in the relationship.

Show All 27 Upvotes

saltywaterenthusiast • commented on a post 1 year ago

This Instagram Account Posts Hilariously Chaotic Pictures, And These 50 Are Just Too Much

brain rot final boss

saltywaterenthusiast • upvoted 7 items 2 years ago

This IG Page Hosts The Most ‘Sarcastic’ Memes, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Relatable

No offence, but can't you find a alone space to do that then? I suppose you have more than just one shared room? If I needed 15 min of alone time / quiet time and a roomy would keep on talking, I would move myself with a cup of tea and a good book ( or whatever) to my bedroom. Recharge, and then after half an hour, I'll emerge and you can chat ...

Funny-Sarcastic-Memes-Pics

This IG Page Hosts The Most ‘Sarcastic’ Memes, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Relatable

Funny-Sarcastic-Memes-Pics

"I'm Tired": 50 Items That Really Need To Be Thrown Out

I agree as long as it isn't a health hazard :)

45 Hard-To-Believe Facts That Make People Reevaluate Their View Of The World

That's not exactly the foreplay that gets the ladies 😒

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i have distichiasis, which means i have two rows of eyelashes. its caused from my heart condition, but i love that my eyelashes look super cute all the time.

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

why is everyone crying abt this it's so obvious its a joke. some of you need to get a life

Show All 7 Upvotes

saltywaterenthusiast • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i also have distichiasis!

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i have distichiasis, which means i have two rows of eyelashes. its caused from my heart condition, but i love that my eyelashes look super cute all the time.

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i also have distichiasis!

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i have distichiasis, which means i have two rows of eyelashes. its caused from my heart condition, but i love that my eyelashes look super cute all the time.

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

me too!! i started greying at 12.

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

why is everyone crying abt this it's so obvious its a joke. some of you need to get a life

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

its a joke chill

Show All 5 Comments

saltywaterenthusiast • submitted a new post 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Name A Near-Death Experience You Had!

saltywaterenthusiast • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Write A Movie Title As A Clickbait Youtube Video (Closed)

saltywaterenthusiast • submitted 4 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Some Stupid Things You Own (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Story You Never Got To Tell? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Special Talent? (Closed)

saltywaterenthusiast • commented on a post 1 year ago

This Instagram Account Posts Hilariously Chaotic Pictures, And These 50 Are Just Too Much

brain rot final boss

saltywaterenthusiast • commented on 18 posts 2 years ago

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i also have distichiasis!

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i have distichiasis, which means i have two rows of eyelashes. its caused from my heart condition, but i love that my eyelashes look super cute all the time.

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

me too!! i started greying at 12.

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

why is everyone crying abt this it's so obvious its a joke. some of you need to get a life

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

its a joke chill

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

so did we just forget about the centuries of genocides, ethnic cleansing, imperialism, racist torture, and sexism europe has?? did you forget that white Americans are literally European?? did you forget that not everyone is a flag obsessed racist here? I'm an American who is not white and people seem to think America is all racist old white guys. Edit: I created a "tired of USA bashing?" post where you can basha anything lightheartedly!! check it out https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=5487728

Hey Pandas, Write A Movie Title As A Clickbait Youtube Video (Closed)

the flash?!??!

Hey Pandas, Write A Movie Title As A Clickbait Youtube Video (Closed)

WALL-E!!!

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical

some of you seriously need to chill, this was an evil parenting hacks post, not a "do this on your kid!" post, learn to laugh...

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical

this is from diary of a wimpy kid

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

this is so creative

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

Beyonce is saving lives

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

oh dear

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

the only disney adult i accept

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

say it with me. WE! NEED! MORE! INCLUSIVITY!

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

mr potato head

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

she looks so proud :)

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

smarties??

saltywaterenthusiast • commented on a post 3 years ago

50 Cursed Photos that will Raise Many Whys and Hows

i need holy water for my eyes 😭

saltywaterenthusiast • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

This is what people have done basically since the invention of cameras. If I'm a tourist with a camera, there is very little danger in asking another tourist with a camera to take a picture of me.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

Sun in Australia is way stronger than anywhere in US. Been burned even with spf 30. Has highest melanoma rates in the world

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

She fell, broke her wrist, and needed surgery to repair it.

50 Unfortunate Vacation Fails That Were Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

You sound like fun.

World

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

Celebrities, Entertainment

"I Hate My Appearance": Reality Star Reveals Drastically Changed Face After 'Fox Eye' Surgery

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

What are you gonna do? Change the past?

People Are Sharing The Most Glorious Moments Of Instant Karma And These Are 35 Of The Best Stories

I assume the Ritz reference means the guy called OP a cracker, which implies OP is white and the would-be thief is black.

50 Animals So Giant It’s Hard To Believe They’re Real (New Pics)

This Instagram Account Posts Hilariously Chaotic Pictures, And These 50 Are Just Too Much

gigadigegidagidioh

This Instagram Account Posts Hilariously Chaotic Pictures, And These 50 Are Just Too Much

brain rot final boss

This Instagram Account Posts Hilariously Chaotic Pictures, And These 50 Are Just Too Much

Gotta respect that!

50 Fun And Fascinating Facts For People Who Eat Knowledge For Breakfast

buT tHEy cHOosE To weAR ThE bUrkA.

50 Fun And Fascinating Facts For People Who Eat Knowledge For Breakfast

“Whale Tail”: 40 Millennial Trends People Still Cringe At To This Day

I think that is still kind of cute

25 Things That Are Casual And Common For Women In Relationships, But Almost Never For Men

That's interesting because I often see the other way around, where a man gets praised for being such a good dad simply for doing things that people completely expect any mother to do.

26 "You Wouldn't Last An Hour In The Asylum Where They Raised Me" Posts That People Found Hilarious

Is this who we "blame" for generations of furries? :) (i'm not hating, fr)

saltywaterenthusiast • is following a person

Jonas Grinevičius

BoredPanda Staff

saltywaterenthusiast • 33 followers

Lady Beluga

Community Member

dexskong

Community Member

sonicsupa99

Community Member

Geraldine D. Zimbler Kuss

Community Member

lexan66

Community Member

loramorel_1

Community Member

jay_28

Community Member

AlphaWolf

Community Member

vincent-reiner

Community Member

prash-wadkar9

Community Member

kieratopham

Community Member

catherine-massie

Community Member

nikolaosx

Community Member

coyager

Community Member

olikot

Community Member

thewolley

Community Member

lim_kopi

Community Member

leejennis

Community Member

todorvg

Community Member

queencorn64

Community Member

laughing4life101

Community Member

agonzal2001

Community Member

swagkoolstuff25

Community Member

snh

Community Member

nicholasldamron

Community Member

enicola

Community Member

phycohen

Community Member

leonardgibbons123

Community Member

info_85

Community Member

abeishii

Community Member

geefox

Community Member

marimari945

Community Member

Contact Bored Panda

If you have an urgent matter, you should contact the Bored Panda staff via our contact form. Please select the type of your inquiry:

General Inquiry

Report Post

Removal Request

Contact saltywaterenthusiast directly: Email:

Points 1,373 Top 5% overall