I own tons of clothes with fake pockets. I HATE IT! Share some stupid things you own.

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C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I've Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn't Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape

C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I've Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn't Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape

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John C
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3 days ago

OMG can you imagine all the fringe Star Wars merch that's out there?

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Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don't Regret Getting It

Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don't Regret Getting It

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Chillace
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4 days ago

this is cool

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#3

Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion

Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion

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Dinogirlvt
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3 days ago

I need to get one of these stat

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#4

So Many To Choose From!

So Many To Choose From!

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s. vitkovitsky
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3 days ago

Whatever the green thing is, I like!

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This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It's Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I'll Protect It With My Life

This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It's Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I'll Protect It With My Life

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Gustavo Vanni
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3 days ago

And what part of the gnome is this?

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#6

My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It

My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It

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Hazel Beswick
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3 days ago

The dog looks haunted

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Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In

Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In

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あんぱんまん
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3 days ago

Wait... why ddoes this exist...

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#8

My Son Painted This Peanut, And It's So Creepy I Love It

My Son Painted This Peanut, And It's So Creepy I Love It

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Springy boi
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3 days ago

it's SCP 173

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#9

Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??

Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??

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Brenda Price
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2 days ago

Oh I love this totem pole cork idea. Simply brilliant creation..🤩

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#10

A Little Sign My Dad Had On His Desk For Years

A Little Sign My Dad Had On His Desk For Years

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Night Owl
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3 days ago

LMAO

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#11

Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice

Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice

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Happylooser
Community Member
3 days ago

Soooooo... 50%milk, add a scoop of vanilla icecream, dump half a pack (a full pack?) Of oreo inside and top it off with whipped cream?

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#12

Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima

Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima

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Seabeast
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2 days ago (edited)

I had something like this when I was a kid, a ceramic poodle that turned blue or pink.

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#13

A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic

A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic

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Katinka Min
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2 days ago

Imagine driving aroudn with that on your hood! <3 But people would steal it, so it's safer on a desk.

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#14

This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me

This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me

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Aiyanna Clements
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2 days ago

I went to target a few days ago and saw this. I almost got it but I didn’t

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#15

"What's Your Pleasure Sir". I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It

"What's Your Pleasure Sir". I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It

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Springy boi
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3 days ago (edited)

that looks like something from doctor who! Do you like doctor who?

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#16

Still Works Well ! 52-Inch Rear-Projection Television

Still Works Well ! 52-Inch Rear-Projection Television

It%20was%20gifted%20to%20me%20and%20still%20worls%20very%20well.%20%20Dynamite%20sound%20system%20in%20it. Report

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3 days ago (edited)

Was gifted to me by a Veteran and still works very well. Excellent sound system. Video playing at right: Low Spark by Traffic.

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#17

I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.

I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.

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Ash Trash
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2 days ago

I want that so bad

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#18

Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!

Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!

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Full Name
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3 days ago

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#19

Power Torch

Power Torch

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Catherine Green
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3 days ago

I-

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#20

A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can't Say How I Own This.

A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can't Say How I Own This.

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Cain Hargreaves
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2 days ago

"Can't say how I own this" is somewhat ominous...

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#21

This Magnificent Otter, And It's An Egg Cup Too!

This Magnificent Otter, And It's An Egg Cup Too!

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Lexie Von Der Snoot
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2 days ago

And for a second I thought it was a bust of Benedict Cumberbatch...

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#22

This Picture Of The Time When My Sister Had To Pose As A Piece Of Artwork

This Picture Of The Time When My Sister Had To Pose As A Piece Of Artwork

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2 days ago

she's gonna kill me if she sees this! she's very self conscious 🎃

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#23

Piggy Light!

Piggy Light!

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AMELIA ADAMS
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2 days ago

I NEED THAT LIGHT (Without the piggy)

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#24

Chia Rhett & Link. I Can't Grow Plants So I Painted Them. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Chia Rhett & Link. I Can't Grow Plants So I Painted Them. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Emperor Kitten
Community Member
2 days ago

Let's talk about that

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#25

Did Some Painting Outside, And Splatter Happened So I Kept And Preserved These That Leaves.

Did Some Painting Outside, And Splatter Happened So I Kept And Preserved These That Leaves.

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AMELIA ADAMS
Community Member
2 days ago

Beutiful 🤩

#26

A Small Selection Of The 90s I Can't Get Rid Of

A Small Selection Of The 90s I Can't Get Rid Of

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Ciara Meeks
Community Member
2 days ago (edited)

At my cousins house there's a box of Troll dolls sitting under the bed in her aunt's sewing room and I've gone through that box before and and I love it and I wish I can keep the box but I can't because my little cousin likes to play with them sometimes and my cousin's aunt has even given her one of the Troll Dolls because it kinda looks like Princess Poppy from the Trolls Movie and my little cousin loves that movie.

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These Light Shades That My Parents Bought In 1976 When I Was A Year Old. I Love Them Because They Travelled Everywhere We Went And I Don't Remember My Life Without Them. That, And They Are So 1970s. They Really Capture The Zeitgeist Of The Time.

These Light Shades That My Parents Bought In 1976 When I Was A Year Old. I Love Them Because They Travelled Everywhere We Went And I Don't Remember My Life Without Them. That, And They Are So 1970s. They Really Capture The Zeitgeist Of The Time.

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#28

Random Stranger Handed This To Me

Random Stranger Handed This To Me

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RUBAYY
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1 hour ago

Is it drugs?

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