I own tons of clothes with fake pockets. I HATE IT! Share some stupid things you own.

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C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I've Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn't Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape

C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I've Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn't Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape

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John C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG can you imagine all the fringe Star Wars merch that's out there?

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Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don't Regret Getting It

Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don't Regret Getting It

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My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It

My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It

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#4

Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion

Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion

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Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima

Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima

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Seabeast
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had something like this when I was a kid, a ceramic poodle that turned blue or pink.

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Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In

Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In

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This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It's Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I'll Protect It With My Life

This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It's Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I'll Protect It With My Life

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#9

My Son Painted This Peanut, And It's So Creepy I Love It

My Son Painted This Peanut, And It's So Creepy I Love It

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#10

Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??

Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??

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Brenda Price
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I love this totem pole cork idea. Simply brilliant creation..🤩

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This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me

This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me

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Aiyanna Clements
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to target a few days ago and saw this. I almost got it but I didn’t

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A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic

A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic

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Katinka Min
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine driving aroudn with that on your hood! <3 But people would steal it, so it's safer on a desk.

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I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.

I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.

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Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice

Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice

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Happylooser
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooooo... 50%milk, add a scoop of vanilla icecream, dump half a pack (a full pack?) Of oreo inside and top it off with whipped cream?

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"What's Your Pleasure Sir". I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It

"What's Your Pleasure Sir". I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It

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Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!

Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!

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#18

A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can't Say How I Own This.

A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can't Say How I Own This.

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This Magnificent Otter, And It's An Egg Cup Too!

This Magnificent Otter, And It's An Egg Cup Too!

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Chia Rhett & Link. I Can't Grow Plants So I Painted Them. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Chia Rhett & Link. I Can't Grow Plants So I Painted Them. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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#24

A Small Selection Of The 90s I Can't Get Rid Of

A Small Selection Of The 90s I Can't Get Rid Of

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Did Some Painting Outside, And Splatter Happened So I Kept And Preserved These That Leaves.

Did Some Painting Outside, And Splatter Happened So I Kept And Preserved These That Leaves.

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These Light Shades That My Parents Bought In 1976 When I Was A Year Old. I Love Them Because They Travelled Everywhere We Went And I Don't Remember My Life Without Them. That, And They Are So 1970s. They Really Capture The Zeitgeist Of The Time.

These Light Shades That My Parents Bought In 1976 When I Was A Year Old. I Love Them Because They Travelled Everywhere We Went And I Don't Remember My Life Without Them. That, And They Are So 1970s. They Really Capture The Zeitgeist Of The Time.

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moose man
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the time ghost... im gonna have to ask my german teacher about that

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