I own tons of clothes with fake pockets. I HATE IT! Share some stupid things you own.
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C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I've Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn't Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape
Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don't Regret Getting It
My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It
Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion
So Many To Choose From!
Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima
Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In
This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It's Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I'll Protect It With My Life
My Son Painted This Peanut, And It's So Creepy I Love It
Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??
A Little Sign My Dad Had On His Desk For Years
This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me
I went to target a few days ago and saw this. I almost got it but I didn’t
A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic
Imagine driving aroudn with that on your hood! <3 But people would steal it, so it's safer on a desk.
I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.
Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice
Soooooo... 50%milk, add a scoop of vanilla icecream, dump half a pack (a full pack?) Of oreo inside and top it off with whipped cream?
"What's Your Pleasure Sir". I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It
that looks like something from doctor who! Do you like doctor who?
Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!
A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can't Say How I Own This.
This Magnificent Otter, And It's An Egg Cup Too!
And for a second I thought it was a bust of Benedict Cumberbatch...
I have a seventy-some carat Asher cut cubic zirconia from QVC. Why? Because it's pretty and I'm distracted by shiny objects. I think it's in the attic though and I'm not going up there (it's 95 degrees outside), so you'll have to use your imagination. It's the size of my palm and about 3" thick. It will blind you in the sunlight.
We NEED to see it!
CZ can be shinier than that coal gem!
OK OK i dont have it on me right now but i do have a bottle opener made of a kangaroo's balls
Made of WHAT NOW?
Real kangaroo balls? What?
So much crap
I have a seventy-some carat Asher cut cubic zirconia from QVC. Why? Because it's pretty and I'm distracted by shiny objects. I think it's in the attic though and I'm not going up there (it's 95 degrees outside), so you'll have to use your imagination. It's the size of my palm and about 3" thick. It will blind you in the sunlight.
We NEED to see it!
CZ can be shinier than that coal gem!
OK OK i dont have it on me right now but i do have a bottle opener made of a kangaroo's balls
Made of WHAT NOW?
Real kangaroo balls? What?
So much crap