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Ace

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Ace • commented on 15 posts 50 minutes ago

Children's Heartbreaking Words Revealed After Dad's Disturbing Behavior On Mountain

Yeah, I just read the first para or two as well, couldn't see the girls message there. It's been written as a teaser, and I don't understand why, it's not like they get more advertising revenue for keeping us reading longer on any given page.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Sure, but why don't you just, like, reuse the shopping bags as shopping bags?

Children's Heartbreaking Words Revealed After Dad's Disturbing Behavior On Mountain

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Sure, but why don't you just, like, reuse the shopping bags as shopping bags?

If You Stay Calm Through These 44 Rage-Inducing Pics, You Officially Deserve A Medal

I would strongly suspect, and indeed hope, that they lost money on the deal.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

False economy. Only works if you were using too much in the first place. Better advice is to just use the smallest amount of shampoo that will foam up. A teaspoon or so should generally suffice

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

How the hell do you fit a pizza into an air fryer?

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Depends on the bread, but also how well you seal it. Plastic-wrapped sliced bread can still be OK after several months, and certainly makes good toast. I don't believe refrigerating it makes any difference though

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

"Aglio, olio e peperoncino" is _the_ standard cheap Italian pasta dish.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Many of us live in civilised countries where plastic grocery bags have not existed for years.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Porridge (oatmeal) is good and cheap, but what sort of psychopath would put peanut butter in it? A little honey, perhaps, maybe a touch of cream, or add some berries, or the real Scottish way with just salt. But not PB, for pity's sake.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Not just the space, but how many freezers you would need to store them. I''m all for batch cooking, but maybe just one is enough for most people?

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

This one's been a popular odea for decades, but I never really got it. As long as you eat up everything you buy I really don't see the problem.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Good advice, but I think this one needs to look up 'gourmet' in a dictionary ;-).

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Priced per kilo they may be on the order of a tenth to a quarter the price of meat, so yeah. (all depending what meat and what nuts and what country you live in, of course).

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Does anyone really throw out their old shoes until they've literally fallen apart? The problem with keeping the old ones as a spare is that you still have the previous old, spare ones, and the old spare ones before that...

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

You spend money every day. You have a home? That's costing you every day in rent or mortgage. You're eating and drinking? That's not free either. So I could go for weeks, potentially, without "spending" anything but it would cost me exactly the same in the long run.

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Ace • upvoted 2 items 3 hours ago

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

How poor can you be if you live somewhere where you have room to store 12 turkeys? I don't have room for one.

"Dark Humor Gone Wrong": 'Jurassic Park' Star Issues Groveling Apology Over Racist Comment

As a person of color I honestly found it funny, the only thing that would've made it better was if he was holding a cheetah...but I'm not surprised that people took offense. We live in times where people get offended over EVERYTHING and ANYTHING

Ace • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

Women Online Roast Men Who Say They Prefer The “No Makeup Look,” Here Are The 51 Best Posts

100% I loath beards ,it means the man is hiding something !! Fact , they really are creepy imo ,n if a bloke with one comes anywhere near me im gone !! “Shudders” awful things , now a very short just past the 9 p clock shadow kind yes they look s**y as , full beards NO !!

Fun-Baby-9509 reply

$5 costco whole chicken 1x week, top ramen, rice, beans and eggs. This got me through months of low income months. It was like $50-60 for a month of 2 meals/day.

Women Online Roast Men Who Say They Prefer The “No Makeup Look,” Here Are The 51 Best Posts

Fun-Baby-9509 reply

$5 costco whole chicken 1x week, top ramen, rice, beans and eggs. This got me through months of low income months. It was like $50-60 for a month of 2 meals/day.

44 Of The Most Satisfying Instant Karma Manifestations People Have Ever Witnessed

Probably an ox p****r. They pick off ticks etc off rhino, giraffe etc.

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Ace • commented on a post 1 day ago

35 “Is Anyone Here A Doctor?” Stories That Went From Zero To Chaos Fast

I have no idea what this is doing in a 'doctor' thread. i also have no idea what it's talking about.

Ace • commented on 17 posts 2 days ago

49 Body Things That Make People Panic But Are Totally Normal, According To Doctors

If you're getting frequent recurring headaches, especially if they don't respond to painkillers then of course you should get checked out. But not at the ER. An aneurysm can build up over a long period of time, headaches can be a symptom. A ruptured aneurysm is a different kettle of fish, and of course you absolutely should be in the ER, but signs including the headache will be so severe and sudden that it will have you, or those around you, calling for an ambulance.

49 Body Things That Make People Panic But Are Totally Normal, According To Doctors

It's a mouth ulcer, apparently. Never knew the Americans used a different term for them.

49 Body Things That Make People Panic But Are Totally Normal, According To Doctors

It's a mouth ulcer, apparently. Never knew the Americans used a different term for them.

“Are You Smarter Than High School You?”: Prove It By Scoring 30/36 On This Math Quiz

Err no. (Assuming they're running towards each other) Closing speed 8 metres per second, so 800 metres is 100 seconds.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Of course not, just commenting on the idea that they are blameless.

These Unconventional Haircuts For Men Are Going Viral, And It’s Easy To See Why (36 Pics)

Nope. For a start there's too much 'imperfect' detail, like the stubble, the wrinkles, the moles. Secondly, there are lots of websites/tools that detect AI, like wasitai dot com, which give a high degree of certainty that they are not.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Tell me that you've never been to the Bay area without telling me you've never been... No, that is not an option. "Everyone else" is still paying sky-high rent or mortgage costs for the privilege of spending two hours a day sitting in their cars.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

I can think of many other words that fit better. e.g. Desperation. Dysfunctional. Broken.

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

Franchise chain owners have every right, if they chose do do so, to enforce proper employment practices on their franchisees. Clearly they do not choose to do so. lrgely because America doesn't appear to know what that means,

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Ace • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

60 Posts That Appeared Wholesome Until Someone Saw Them For What They Truly Are (New Pics)

USA

These Unconventional Haircuts For Men Are Going Viral, And It’s Easy To See Why (36 Pics)

I wonder how much the victims needed to be paid, and whether there was a minimum time before they were allowed to just shave the whole head?

Ace • submitted a new post 2 years ago

What Subjects Do You Wish Bp Wouldn't Keep Reposting Almost Identical Lists About?

Ace • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, If You Were Stuck In A Time Loop With Zero Consequences, What Would You Do?

Ace • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Photo Of Something That Brings You Comfort (Closed)

Ace • submitted a list addition 4 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

Ace • submitted 3 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What’s One Piece Of Advice Everyone Gives That’s Actually Terrible? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Mug Of The Day?

Hey Pandas, What Screams “I’m The Problem But I’ll Never Admit It”?

Ace • submitted 2 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Which TV Show Brings Back Memories Of Better Times For You? (Closed)

“What’s The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard?”: 21 Funny, Practical, And Heartfelt Answers

Ace • submitted 2 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Moment In Your Life That You Will Never Forget?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Used To Buy That Was Cheap But Now It’s Expensive?

Ace • submitted 5 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Current View Outside The Window (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Any Living Creature As A Pet, What Would It Be?

Hey Guy Pandas, Complete The Sentence "I'm So Secure In My Masculinity That..." (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Experience You've Ever Paid For? (Closed)

Ace • submitted 3 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Hardest Time Of Your Life, And How Did You Make It Through? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The One Thing That Instantly Gives You The Ick? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Believe In The Spiritual Power Of Crystals?

Ace • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Joke You've Told To The Wrong Audience? (Closed)

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Ace • commented on 15 posts 50 minutes ago

Children's Heartbreaking Words Revealed After Dad's Disturbing Behavior On Mountain

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Sure, but why don't you just, like, reuse the shopping bags as shopping bags?

If You Stay Calm Through These 44 Rage-Inducing Pics, You Officially Deserve A Medal

I would strongly suspect, and indeed hope, that they lost money on the deal.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

False economy. Only works if you were using too much in the first place. Better advice is to just use the smallest amount of shampoo that will foam up. A teaspoon or so should generally suffice

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

How the hell do you fit a pizza into an air fryer?

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

"Aglio, olio e peperoncino" is _the_ standard cheap Italian pasta dish.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Many of us live in civilised countries where plastic grocery bags have not existed for years.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Not just the space, but how many freezers you would need to store them. I''m all for batch cooking, but maybe just one is enough for most people?

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

This one's been a popular odea for decades, but I never really got it. As long as you eat up everything you buy I really don't see the problem.

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Good advice, but I think this one needs to look up 'gourmet' in a dictionary ;-).

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Priced per kilo they may be on the order of a tenth to a quarter the price of meat, so yeah. (all depending what meat and what nuts and what country you live in, of course).

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

Ace • commented on a post 1 day ago

35 “Is Anyone Here A Doctor?” Stories That Went From Zero To Chaos Fast

I have no idea what this is doing in a 'doctor' thread. i also have no idea what it's talking about.

Ace • commented on 4 posts 2 days ago

49 Body Things That Make People Panic But Are Totally Normal, According To Doctors

It's a mouth ulcer, apparently. Never knew the Americans used a different term for them.

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

The what? I guess you mean the Black Death? It was never referred to a the black plague,

The Past Never Looked So Funny: 50 Memes That Turn History Into Comedy

That's a French helmet, it was the Brits who did the whole football thing,

Ace • upvoted 5 items 2 hours ago

"Dark Humor Gone Wrong": 'Jurassic Park' Star Issues Groveling Apology Over Racist Comment

“Easily Save Thousands”: 49 ‘Poor Person Hacks’ To Take Note Of If You Feel The Urge To Splurge

How poor can you be if you live somewhere where you have room to store 12 turkeys? I don't have room for one.

Fun-Baby-9509 reply

$5 costco whole chicken 1x week, top ramen, rice, beans and eggs. This got me through months of low income months. It was like $50-60 for a month of 2 meals/day.