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I created this profile just to make a post about my dog because I love her THAT much.

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I'm just your typical web developer, graphic designer, improvisor, actor, & DIY semi-pro. I was also Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006 (I'm dead serious, Google it right now).

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ToasterBoy • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

Perfectly good design. Look up 'bow tie dipole"

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

I really want to see inside

ToasterBoy • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

If independent research had been done on Planned Parenthood, I don't think all of those people would have been so eager to try and get it shut down. Texas was hit hard and not surprisingly, STI rates are up, teen pregnancies are up, kinda like everything went haywire because a safety net was taken away.

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

Why would you need to fly out to another country for medical treatment when you already live in the greatest country in the world?

ToasterBoy • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

Gee, Why Hasn’t Anyone Ever Thought Of This?

So Close

Gee, Why Hasn’t Anyone Ever Thought Of This?

So Close

So, So Close

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ToasterBoy • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

“The Michael Jordan Of Memes”: 50 Hilariously Random Memes From This IG Page

Was this the ONLY multivitamin for kids worldwide in the 80s and 90s‽

Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

“The Michael Jordan Of Memes”: 50 Hilariously Random Memes From This IG Page

Was this the ONLY multivitamin for kids worldwide in the 80s and 90s‽

Clever-Witty-Memes-Jokes

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

Astigmatism be like this

46 Pics That Might Satisfy Your Craving For Knowledge, As Shared On The "Interesting Images" Page

Imagine being drunk in his street ^^

The Foldable Tub Cabinet

Girlfriend Wont Go Camping? This Will Help

Simon Berger Creates Art By Cracking Glass Panes With A Hammer, A Slow And Precise Process Due To The Risk Of Shattering The Whole Thing. By @simonberger.art

‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

This Group Shares Brilliant Examples Of “This You?” Comebacks, Here Are 50 Of Their Best Burns (New Pics)

If you want to know who said this, it was RicK Santorum. Don't know why they bothered to censor it. It's public record. Rick Santorum is such a vile bigoted anti-LGBTQ fanatic that his name is slang for a byproduct of sex that I won't describe here but feel free to look up "Santorum" if you feel like it.

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ToasterBoy • upvoted 23 items 2 weeks ago

Fb Marketplace Buyer Trying To Scam Me Won't Nut Up

Who Even Takes Their Kids To Drag Shows?

Fb Marketplace Buyer Trying To Scam Me Won't Nut Up

Who Even Takes Their Kids To Drag Shows?

Where Is The Lie?

Never Forget Indeed

Epic-Texts-Random-Memes

Fatsheep88 reply

I sent everyone in my ex husbands family the pictures/videos of him sucking his cousins d**k among other things on new years. They do this every year and his cousin and him sent me pictures/videos one year.

"I Never Came Clean": 35 People Reveal Their Most Disturbing Secrets

Would be worth to get checked on depression...

Funny-Hilarious-Signs-Pics

Lonnie Johnson, Inventor Of Super Soaker, 1992

A Lesbian Couple In Semi-Drag Wedding Attire. Kingdom Of Hungary, Budapest, 1920

The Answer To "Get A Better Job"

RemySmith92 reply

Sometimes I make loud farting noises late at night to see if I can wake up the whole house. I consider it a victory when I’m asked if I’m feeling ok the next morning. .

BriarShine1920 reply

All day, every day, relapsing is all I can think about. I’ve been clean for 3 1/2 months but oh boy is it difficult. I crave the relapse. The ONLY reason I haven’t is because it would hurt my boyfriend to see me relapse.

Mistealakes reply

My ex-husband told me one time that he didn’t think it was wrong for a father to be sexually intimate with his daughter, as long as she was “old enough.” No one will ever know why we truly divorced, because I don’t think anyone would believe me. He started talking about children. I’d never let my daughter be his.

canadianpaleale reply

A very pregnant friend of mine and I were at a pharmacy to get, among other things, a toothbrush. While she was looking, a visibly nervous teen boy slinks past us and stops in front of the condoms etc, about six feet away from us in the same aisle. My friend, tracking the embarrassment that only teens can get, held her belly and shouted to the kid “Hey kid! You want me to tell you which ones DON’T work?” I’ve never seen anyone turn so red, or run so fast.