Ross “Sarcastic Dad”

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad”

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • commented on 4 posts 13 hours ago

Girl Who’s Used To Getting What She Wants Is Shocked When Brother Won’t Budge After Her Insults

No one says dope anymore, do they?

Girl Who’s Used To Getting What She Wants Is Shocked When Brother Won’t Budge After Her Insults

OP is dope in the comments. I really like this dude. Good head on his shoulders.

Girl Who’s Used To Getting What She Wants Is Shocked When Brother Won’t Budge After Her Insults

No one says dope anymore, do they?

Girl Who’s Used To Getting What She Wants Is Shocked When Brother Won’t Budge After Her Insults

OP is dope in the comments. I really like this dude. Good head on his shoulders.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

That's why it's "mildly infuriating" and not, "Apocalyptically infuriating"

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

I love the, "I am educated, in the arts...." which means you aren't educated in science.

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted 5 items 1 day ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I'm giving you an upvote for this, but I'm mad about it.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Well, we know who put the boot through the screen.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I'm giving you an upvote for this, but I'm mad about it.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Well, we know who put the boot through the screen.

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted an item 2 days ago

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

COVID *is* more than a flu. It's not even an influenza virus. It's a coronavirus. The two virus species aren't even in the same phylum. You're an idiot sandwich.

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

Every one of his lines were awful. It wasn't Hayden's fault he did so poorly. No one could have fixed that dialogue.

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

Umm, I actually liked this line. Do I have to leave now?

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

Every one of his lines were awful. It wasn't Hayden's fault he did so poorly. No one could have fixed that dialogue.

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

Umm, I actually liked this line. Do I have to leave now?

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

And Utah isn't even considered Southern America, so he's wrong on top of being wrong. (Assuming it's a he.)

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

I'm a sex realist. If both my kids are sleeping at Grandma's house, I think my wife and I are having sex, but realistically we're cleaning the house.

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

The worst thing that happened to our society is convincing people that being intelligent and educated was a bad thing.

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

I'm guessing you have an entry in this thread?

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

You cracked me up

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Idiots are everywhere, that's a fact

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

You cracked me up

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Idiots are everywhere, that's a fact

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Us Jews have been working on it for so long, and you just HAD to tell everyone.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Haircut checks out.

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • commented on 11 posts 3 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Love this, JB!

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

A pinch is what I do to my wife's butt. A dash is what I do right after that.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Love this, JB!

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

A pinch is what I do to my wife's butt. A dash is what I do right after that.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

"That's not how this works! That's not how ANY of this works!"

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Yet.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

I don't think this is that bad. They're asking before they go rather than assuming.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

In fairness, even in America we don't count Rhode Island.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Imagine all the people that you could have randomly picked, and you happen to pick one that did. Yikes. You're wrong either way, but epically wrong with that pick.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

This is the struggle I have with "mansplaining". It's 100% a thing, and I really try to avoid it and ask first before just jumping into a condescending and unnecessary explanation......but sometimes I'm right?

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

I promise it's not all of us. I mean, it is a lot of us, no one is denying that. But not all, lol.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Just got back into them the other day. Forgot how much I liked them. You certainly have to be in the mood for their music though, lol.

40 Posts Showing Off “Boomer Humor” That Are Funny Because They Aren’t Funny

I genuinely don't understand the point of your comment. I'm not saying you can't learn to do something, I'm saying it's outdated and unneccesary. I could teach both my kids how to use a rotary phone easily, but......why?

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Yes. It’s the free hate speech that makes America great. Absolutely.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Ignore me, I’m not paying attention. I’ve missed the other internal ones. Too little sleep!

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Yes. It’s the free hate speech that makes America great. Absolutely.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Ignore me, I’m not paying attention. I’ve missed the other internal ones. Too little sleep!

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

I feel like she's being facetious. ie this doesn't belong here

40 Posts Showing Off “Boomer Humor” That Are Funny Because They Aren’t Funny

C'mon Shyla. Kids these days only want to be on their phones, not doing actual activities with their dads...

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

30 Posts Of Entitled Brides And Grooms To Mentally Prepare You For This Wedding Season

I've been married for 17 years and have been asked about how I proposed less than 5 times.

“Good Luck Finding Your Traditional Wife”: Woman Refuses To Change For Her Boyfriend

I think she's 100% correct in her decision and her reasoning. I do think she was a bit of an a*****e in how she did it. Should didn't have to (basically) tell him to F himself and close the door. She was hurt though, so I get it.

30 Posts Of Entitled Brides And Grooms To Mentally Prepare You For This Wedding Season

I've been married for 17 years and have been asked about how I proposed less than 5 times.

“Good Luck Finding Your Traditional Wife”: Woman Refuses To Change For Her Boyfriend

Teen Made To Regret His Words After Mom Does Exactly As He Wished, MIL Steps In To Raise Hell

That's what I think. It would be abuse if she said, "You can't eat any of the food because your mother bought it." or, "You have to sleep outside because your mother pays the rent on this house." All she did was make him do s**t for himself. This was an absolute homerun in parenting 101.

40 Posts Showing Off “Boomer Humor” That Are Funny Because They Aren’t Funny

Most people don't realize this (I'm in Michigan, so same boat as you). I have no interest in hunting, but at this point, it's a necessity that some do.

40 Posts Showing Off “Boomer Humor” That Are Funny Because They Aren’t Funny

I always hate these too. Hey, Boomer, do you know how to churn your own butter? No. Society evolves....

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • submitted a new post 11 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Pettiest Reason You've Held A Grudge Against Your Significant Other? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Best Christmas Gift You Ever Received?

Hey Pandas, How Did You Change When You Became A Parent? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Compliment Other Pandas

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • submitted 3 list additions 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Many Times Have You Moved In Your Life?

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Overrated Modern-Day Thing? (Closed)

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • commented on 4 posts 13 hours ago

Girl Who’s Used To Getting What She Wants Is Shocked When Brother Won’t Budge After Her Insults

No one says dope anymore, do they?

Girl Who’s Used To Getting What She Wants Is Shocked When Brother Won’t Budge After Her Insults

OP is dope in the comments. I really like this dude. Good head on his shoulders.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

That's why it's "mildly infuriating" and not, "Apocalyptically infuriating"

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

I love the, "I am educated, in the arts...." which means you aren't educated in science.

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

Every one of his lines were awful. It wasn't Hayden's fault he did so poorly. No one could have fixed that dialogue.

Someone Asked “Lines In Movies That Make You Cringe?” And Got 30 Answers From Movie Fans

Umm, I actually liked this line. Do I have to leave now?

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

And Utah isn't even considered Southern America, so he's wrong on top of being wrong. (Assuming it's a he.)

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

I'm a sex realist. If both my kids are sleeping at Grandma's house, I think my wife and I are having sex, but realistically we're cleaning the house.

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

The worst thing that happened to our society is convincing people that being intelligent and educated was a bad thing.

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

I'm guessing you have an entry in this thread?

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • commented on 10 posts 3 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Love this, JB!

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

A pinch is what I do to my wife's butt. A dash is what I do right after that.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

"That's not how this works! That's not how ANY of this works!"

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Yet.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

I don't think this is that bad. They're asking before they go rather than assuming.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

In fairness, even in America we don't count Rhode Island.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Imagine all the people that you could have randomly picked, and you happen to pick one that did. Yikes. You're wrong either way, but epically wrong with that pick.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

I promise it's not all of us. I mean, it is a lot of us, no one is denying that. But not all, lol.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Just got back into them the other day. Forgot how much I liked them. You certainly have to be in the mood for their music though, lol.

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted 6 items 23 hours ago

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Well, we know who put the boot through the screen.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I'm giving you an upvote for this, but I'm mad about it.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Of course it does, it's non stick.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Schrodinger's baby.

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

COVID *is* more than a flu. It's not even an influenza virus. It's a coronavirus. The two virus species aren't even in the same phylum. You're an idiot sandwich.

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Says a great deal about the Israeli mindset when talking about Palestinians. Zionist Jews are evil.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

David, you are too partisan and have too many copyoastas to be taken seriously. When all of your info comes from an israeli news source, you lose credibility.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

You cracked me up

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted 7 items 3 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Idiots are everywhere, that's a fact

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Yes. It’s the free hate speech that makes America great. Absolutely.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Us Jews have been working on it for so long, and you just HAD to tell everyone.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

I feel like she's being facetious. ie this doesn't belong here

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Ignore me, I’m not paying attention. I’ve missed the other internal ones. Too little sleep!

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Haircut checks out.

Interesting-Tombstones-Graves-Cemeteryporn

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

40 Posts Showing Off “Boomer Humor” That Are Funny Because They Aren’t Funny

C'mon Shyla. Kids these days only want to be on their phones, not doing actual activities with their dads...

“Good Luck Finding Your Traditional Wife”: Woman Refuses To Change For Her Boyfriend

I feel it is my duty to point out that a 360 is just going back to your original position. Doing a 180 is the proper reference for "doing the total opposite".

30 Posts Of Entitled Brides And Grooms To Mentally Prepare You For This Wedding Season

OP so strongly disapproves of her sister abruptly severing a close family relationship that she's prepared to do exactly the same thing.

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” • upvoted an item 1 week ago

People Share 38 Incidents That Made Them Realize That Their Partner Was Not, In Fact, ‘The One’

In case you don’t get the reference: https://youtu.be/MN5AwvxTRig?si=ZbElqw2AXTai4UoV

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