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Mel (He/They)
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
Mel (He/They) • upvoted 35 items 1 year ago
Crunchy_bitz reply
Destination addiction is used to describe the belief that happiness is in the destination or can be found somewhere else rather than in the present. In fact, our destination addiction often begins earlier in life than we realize.
ForgiveAlways reply
Food. People often eat far more often than necessary. They eat out of habit and not out of necessity.
DanishWonder reply
We have more knowledge and connectivity at our fingertips than ever before. Our ancestors may have only had a 5th grade education but we can Google lecture videos of nuclear physics.
wikigreenwood82 reply
I don't like it when men refer to "the wife" like she's "the lawn mower" or "the tv" or something
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As a guy, here's a few I noticed about other guys: - Men hitting on much younger women - men who bother women at the gym - guys who try to give women unwanted massages (mostly shoulder rubs while they are sitting)
Idkwtfluff reply
Stand in the doorway while they hold the door open. No I will not brush my a*s against you just because you're holding the door open. Gtfo my way
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“For the last few years, I’ve been in the habit of walking up behind women in the office, massaging their shoulders, and whispering in their ears, ‘Daddy’s home.’ Inappropriate?” -Conan O’Brien
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I Ate This Camera-Pill Yesterday Since The Doctors Wanted To See My Whole Digestive System From Inside. It Takes 2 Photos Per Second And Even Has LEDs Incorporated
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“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” — Tom Clancy
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