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50 Tree-Mendously Funny Christmas Memes That Perfectly Capture The Vibe Of The Jolly Season
It's the most wonderful time of the year! But in between the preparations and celebrations, there's often some sitting around as well.
We wanted to give you something to do without taking you out of the festive mood. And that's when we found the Facebook group 'Funny Christmas Memes!' As the name implies, the lighthearted Christmas memes and jokes focus on relatives, ornaments, gifts, and other elements that make the holidays both chaotic and cheerful.
Santa would definitely approve if you have him in your contacts. Send them to him!
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Moving Enigma 4 days ago
Don't worry I suspect the orange one will have told NORAD to take him out with nukes if he tries to "infiltrate" the US, he will then pass the mushroom cloud off as the best fireworks over American soil ever.
Michael Fernandez 4 days ago
Stinky really did say things to the effect of keeping out the “wrong” Santa Clauses.
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Michael Largey 4 days ago
I call directly. None of my shopping screwups can be fixed with something as basic as a text.
Moving Enigma 4 days ago
And as a child it worried me, if he's not confident enough that he needs to check it twice then he's clearly not infallible so maybe he should check it a few more times!
Lotekguy 4 days ago
Were you precocious, neurotic, or a combination of both? That level of questioning could serve you well later in life.
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Ivon_Ivon 3 days ago
I'm not from a Christmas celebrating culture so I'm not familiar with the song reference. I was just assuming it was sung in Mr Brightside tone? 😭
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Moving Enigma 4 days ago
I know it's distinctly uncool but I like hearing Christmas songs everywhere.
Colleen Glim 3 days ago
Last Christmas. George Michaels tortured soul roams the earth from November first to December thirty first
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Auntriarch 4 days ago
I always make too much food because how else can I be certain people have had enough if there's nothing left? So my Polish sister in law and I were co-hosting this year, and she's worse than me. We won't have to cook again for a week. At least.
Moving Enigma 4 days ago
Yup that's me, even worse my wife and I even talk about how stupid were being but, as we told ourselves by way of an excuse, the shops are going to be closed... wait for it.. a whole 48 hours best us this year!!
BrownEyedGrrl 4 days ago
I think it's great that some retail employees get to have some time off during the holidays.
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Kylie 4 days ago
They do the same thing every time there's a warning about possible bad weather.
Mike Rodrick 4 days ago
Go to the grocery store & the eggs, milk, & bread are gone.
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visacrum 4 days ago (edited)
To be honest, the weekend before last I bought enough supplies to last me til 2026. Or I thought I did, until I realized I needed spinach for a recipe I was making. So I went at 2 pm on Tuesday, thinking 'this shouldn't be too bad.' If I had known it would take me an hour to buy one bag of spinach, I would have just omitted it (not like it was 'spinachy spinach casserole with spinach topping'). My instincts were on, my shopping-list-building game was not. That trip right there is exactly why I avoid grocery stores as much as possible for the last 2 weeks of the year.
StrangeOne 3 days ago
I forgot breakfast food. So we had porridge Christmas morning. McDonalds was open, though.
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Apatheist 4 days ago
If the question is "What gifts should I buy?" - ask the ghost of Christmas Present. I'll get my coat...
StrangeOne 3 days ago
I would love for 3 ghosts to swing by every CEO, district manager and store manager to show them the error of their ways with every employee they Scrooged this Christmas.
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Michael Largey 4 days ago
"When a door closes, open it again. It's a door - that's how they work."
Rick Murray 4 days ago
Oh, bloody hell. I bought myself a little advent calendar this year didn't I? So... [rummage] Yup. Here it is. Well, the chocolate inside expires in April so, there's no choice. I'm going in.......
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Beth Wheeler 3 days ago
A friend of mine used to do that with her grandkids. She literally had gifts stacked to the ceiling & I told her she was crazy. She's retired now and can't afford to do that anymore & the grandkids are all grown.
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WindySwede 4 days ago
That's why we have Midsommarafton in end of June! Just not as in the movie...
Merry Grinchmas from Grumpy 4 days ago
Ha! Wickerman did it first and better
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Cailyn B 4 days ago
My dad, brother and I all have birthdays from the 18th to the 28th!! lol
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Charlotte Ingle 4 days ago
Canadian Thanksgiving is a month earlier. Works better, in my opinion
Michael Largey 4 days ago
I had my birthday half-way between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Those people never left!
Did I say that out loud? 4 days ago
Looking from across the pond,at lot of things make sense now.
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Sue User 4 days ago
Don't get me something, do something for me. Forget diamond necklace, fold the laundry. I will be yours forever.
Breadcrumb. 3 days ago
He built me a bird feeder this year because he's a sweetie. 14 Christmases together.
Geoffrey Scott 4 days ago
The recent GMC ad: He gets her a puppy, she gets him a $60k truck. Makes us look bad.
StrangeOne 3 days ago
Said it to my bf this year. We both agree on giving gifts later, when work smartens up and stops the hour cuts.
Moving Enigma 4 days ago
Never truer words (not that I would ever miss the opportunity to try and spoil the love of my life - lovey you wifey!!)
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Sarah Belt 4 days ago
My brain was stuck trying to figure out what rhymed with Vulcan :)
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Lotekguy 4 days ago
It wouldn't k**l you or any trees to put a bow on a cardboard box or plastic mailing pouch.
Klaudia Goldstein 1 day ago
No, I need to check beforehand whether the content is okay or meets expectations.
Samantha H 3 days ago
I had some very nicely wrapped presents for my 4 year old Grandson. Once was a really awkward shape and large so I left it in its Amazon box. He looked at it in surprise and came over to me and said in a slightly disapproving tone Nonna you didn't wrap it'.
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Lizzy Lizzard 4 days ago
Everyone always asks what Kevin's parents did to afford that house. I want to know what his uncle does to have a big apartment in Paris and a brownstone by Central Park.
Merry Grinchmas from Grumpy 4 days ago
Mob Accoutant is the best theory but McC says mom was fashion designer
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Zig Zag Wanderer 4 days ago
I always wonder who cleans these ridiculously large houses in American films!
Asri 3 days ago
It's right up there with how the broke blonde barrista in any rom com has an apartment in NYC bigger than a Aldi
KazzaHazza 3 days ago
The flat in London Bridget Jones lives in would be way over her salary, but she has rich parents do maybe they help pay? Either way, it’s bs 😂
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StrangeOne 3 days ago
That was an expensive home back in the day. I think the dad was in advertising (seems to be the default career in many movies) and the mom was a fashion designer. I used to think most of the extended family lived in the home, too.
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Michael Largey 4 days ago (edited)
If so, the son married a set of triplets.
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Ghostchaplain16 4 days ago
No, Michael. Just no! (Says me coming to type the very same thing!)
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Poor kid. I don't know why some older adults find it funny to see kid's faces drop in disappointment like that.
Samantha H 3 days ago
@strange one, a couple of years ago there was a really mean spirited ad where Parents gave themselves really elaborate presents and really awful ones to their Children, it was painful to watch and soon disappeared without trace.
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Heather Wolmarans 4 days ago
When life hands you lemons, grill a rosemary-lemon and garlic marinaded chicken on the brain.
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JAZ_P 3 days ago
I believe that is a new year's resolution YOU are making for her. It won't last until she finds the intrinsic motivation to do it for herself (how to spot a psychology student, without me saying I'm a psychology student 🤣). Good luck!
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 4 days ago
Make a fun resolution! Try to try a new fruit whenever you see one when shopping or something you *like*, make 2026 a little less suckish
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Science Nerd 4 days ago (edited)
No. There are three different plots. Woman going to a palace as a nanny. Man stranded by a snowstorm at the woman’s B&B. Professional woman trying to rescue the family restaurant/farm/resort.
Moving Enigma 4 days ago
We've just finished binging The Good Witch, gentle, no twists, feel good TV lol.
Tom Brincefield 3 days ago
You finished the entire series? Or just the original movie?
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Sounds like my partner. And she'll binge watch the Christmas films in July.
Starbug 4 days ago
My partner puts the Christmas movies channel on the minute it starts transmitting, only turns to something else when I sit down in the evenings because I despise soppy Xmas movies
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StrangeOne 3 days ago
I watched a video of someone breaking down why recent Christmas movies don't have the same feel as the older classics. I cannot unsee this anymore. The actors in the newer movies are being allowed to control lighting and camera angles that they think best suits their image, over playing the part and allowing the crews to do their job. They are not emoting or focusing on the story. Just on how they look on camera. Compare it to, say, Home Alone, A Christmas Story, Miracle On 34th Street, or even Elf.
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Moving Enigma 4 days ago
Yeah I've been doing this for the last two months and now I'm definitely in the best shape of my life... to play Santa.
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Science Nerd 4 days ago
Two pinecones, although the graphic only calls for one.
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Mike Rodrick 4 days ago
Someone won the 1.8 BILLION DOLLAR lottery Xmas eve.
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Ghostchaplain16 4 days ago
Also me in our bedroom every Christmas at 5 a.m., five seconds after the first of the kids were awake. Now: Our guest bedrooms when adult kids are here every Christmas at 5 a.m.; five seconds after either my wife or I wake up!
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Lotekguy 4 days ago
Terrible idea. That's just adding more work to the decoration, rather than reducing it.
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S Bow 4 days ago
They're trying out for the part of Olive, the other reindeer.
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 4 days ago
I got my sister a cute shirt with mushrooms on it, very cottagecore. She has a lot of mushroom themed things. Well, when I visited on Thanksgiving, she mentioned she doesn't love mushrooms anymore and I died a bit inside, but she clarified she still likes them and her collection, she just isn't as obsessed as she once was. She opened her gift today and she really liked the shirt, so it all ended well.
Cindy Brick 18 hours ago
I had the same problem --- went out of my way to make a quilted hanging for MIL's collection. Her comment, after she opened the package:" Oh no, not another d**n duck." I never gave her one again.
LovesBerk 14 hours ago
Oh, that was sad. I'm so sorry. She could have not said anything and just accepted it. I would just give her a box of cookies and a card from now on.
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This was my kid, but just before Christmas or right after. And the family members who bought her the gifts live out of town. Awkward.
VikingAbroad 4 days ago
My niece telling everyone on Christmas eve day, that she is so over unicorns 😅😅😅🤦 Guess which theme everyone had been buying from?
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Child of the Stars 4 days ago (edited)
That's how my brother shops for the niblings. It mostly has worked out too. Our whole family--from my parents to us kids and our SO's to the grandkids--are a bunch of nerds, so Christmas gifts are a bunch of all styles of gaming and sci-fi/fantasy stuff.
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Moving Enigma 4 days ago
A complex and multi dimensional puzzle that shows it's true beauty when enough time is dedicated into unraveling it's mysteries.
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Lady Eowyn 4 days ago
Snoopy is a beagle. He has an honorary registration from the AKC as Beagle #1.
Bill Swallow 3 days ago
Is he a thirteen inch beagle, or a fifteen inch beagle?
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Mike F 2 days ago
Even better to give to homeless folks. I used to keep a bunch in my glove box.
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WFH Forever 4 days ago
I used to sell them. A Big Mac was 99 cents, a large fry was 69 cents, and the deep fried apple pies that could burn a hole through anything were 49 cents. Yes, I am THAT old.
Moving Enigma 4 days ago
No but I would have much preferred them to many of the presents I've received over the years lol.
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S Bow 4 days ago
Olan Mills was a photo studio, they used to be everywhere. Not sure they're still in business though.
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Poppy 3 days ago
I tried so hard to stop myself writing this but hey ho! So Adam and Even from the dawn of creation are celebrating a holiday about the birth of Christ who is someone who won't be born until thousands of years after the time of Adam and Eve? It's inconsistencies like this that makes jokes like this not land with me. And before anyone asks, yes I am neurospicy.
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Moving Enigma 4 days ago
Yes, my wife goes into a frenzy, still it must work as Santa always visits :)
StrangeOne 3 days ago
Not for Santa. For my mom. Home inspections are a given when she's over. Nothing goes unnoticed. She will find something, anything, to nitpick.
Breadcrumb. 3 days ago
I only light the house in ambient lights..don't see the floor or the dark corners as much
Child of the Stars 4 days ago
Not me. I try to do a deep clean in the Spring (when I can open doors and windows and air everything out) and in the Autumn (just before everything needs to be closed up). Otherwise, I just try to maintain basic daily/weekly chores.
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Did I say that out loud? 4 days ago
My daughter,on my advice,had the decency to leave out a selection of something a little stronger.
Breadcrumb. 3 days ago
Santa need Rudolf to guide the slay, apparently he's getting smashed
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In the UK we usually leave a glass of Sherry and a mince pie. A carrot for Rudolph as well.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 3 days ago
Used to leave a couple of bickies with a note saying help yourself to a stubby in the fridge and a couple of carrots for the reindeer. Too hot here to leave anything sitting out!
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