We’ve all had that very worst day combo. 3 hours of sleep combined with a car that won't start, add piles of work sitting on your desk and a call from tax inspection (add your scenario here) and voila, your day has just turned into a nightmare. Call them first world problems, but whoever has been there knows very well just how much it takes to cool off your boiling blood.
Luckily, there’s one band-aid known to humanity that eases this pain. And it’s knowing that someone out there is going through a wayyy worse day. Like, worse². Both vile and soothing, we present you with Bored Panda’s compilation of the most severe day-breaking fails that are impossible not to laugh at.
For those who are dealing with even more severe worst day situations, please get an extra dose of others’ misfortune on our previous posts here, here, and here. And remember that at its worst, a bad day can only last up to 24 hours.
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Exsperminate
I'm 49. Just Found This In My Mum's Bookcase
Depending on how long it took to see that book, the title may be correct.
Heckin Bots
It’s crazy how much some unlucky incidents and totally random things can change the course of our day. In reality, every one of us can go from joyful to plain wrecked in a moment for countless reasons. Spilling your takeaway coffee on a blouse is one, getting a call you didn’t expect is another, and the list goes on.
Bored Panda reached out to Amy Morin, a psychotherapist and author of the book “13 Things Mentally Strong People Don't Do,” to find out more about why such random things like spilled coffee can be an instant day-breaker. Amy explained that it all has to do with us letting negative thoughts in.
“When you believe things like the world is unfair or nothing in your life ever goes right, you experience upsetting feelings.” It’s especially true “when something doesn't work out the way you hoped.”
It Was A Great Day Till This Moment
An Honest Mistake
When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster
But what if we teach ourselves to become immune to both small and large misfortunes? Amy suggests that we can, in fact, train positive thinking. “When you notice unhelpful thoughts like, 'This is awful,' or 'Nothing ever goes right,' respond to the thoughts in a more productive way.”
This is the essential point when you can still save your day from breaking. This is why you should try to reframe the sudden negative thoughts into something more realistic. “For example, if you're thinking it's unfair that you have to wait for traffic, remind yourself, 'There are millions of cars on the road. Traffic jams are bound to happen. I'll be OK,'" Amy suggested.
Bakery Fail
This Is The Worst Picture Ever Taken Of Me
I would love to have a photo of myself like that 😂 I enjoy making fun of myself
Priest Accidentally Live-Streamed Mass With Sunglasses And Hat Filter
Of course, there are people with a personality that makes it easier for them to be positive, but it doesn’t mean all the others should stay in misery. “Everyone can develop a healthier, more realistic mindset,” Amy urges.
“You can train your brain to look for the good in the world and develop the mental strength you need to perform and feel your best.” Start from small steps like reframing negative thoughts into realistic facts, and grow your positive thinking into a habit.
Accepting things for what they are and not for how they make you feel can be truly therapeutic. In this way, you no longer blame yourself for something as ridiculous as spilled coffee and the day, it keeps on shining.
Whipped Myself Into A Frustrated Rage Trying To Find My Drill For Half An Hour
Tiny Body Or Giant Head?
My Brother, On The Ride Home From Picking Up His New Puppy
My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth
My Daughter - Class Of 2020
Sums up High School graduation this year.
I Wouldn't Be Going Home After That
Simple As That
They Need An Intervention, Not A Convention
Grandma’s Baking Skills Aren’t What They Used To Be
After A Few Weeks, I Returned To My Apartment
3 Am Snack
When The Sun's Out And You Don't Think It Through
My Friend Works As An Extra In Movies And Does Stock Photography. Just Saw Him Pictured As An Offender On A Bus In Florida
It's Just A Little Ice, It's Fine
I Brought A Bag Of Used Cat Litter With Me To Throw Away On The Way To Work. I Also Brought My Lunch. Guess Which One Came To Work With Me
Lost My Wallet 3 Days Ago, Finally Ordered New Cards And Then
I Paid $6 To Have Two Slices Of American Cheese Delivered To My Door
I was trying to order a plain cheeseburger meal from McDonalds through DoorDash, and so I deselected all the extra stuff (onions, pickles, etc.).
Turns out I deselected the Buns and Meat too, so I just paid $6 to have 2 pieces of American Cheese delivered to my apartment.
Hiked Two Hours To Set Up A Picnic, Returned To This
Was Confused When It Didn't Sound Like It Hit The Floor
Grand Rapids, MI Reporter Gets Her New License Plate
I Need A File Lost In This Room
To Whoever Dumped Their Old Bedframe By TJ's In Hyde Park Choose A Less Windy Day Next Time So It Doesn't Get Stuck To The Side Of My House
Honey
Whilst it is unfortunate it is unlikely your daughter would have known what it said unless you told her or she is extremely gifted to be able to read at such a young age, especially cursive.
The Printer Exploded
I Have Lost One Piece Of This 2000 Pieces Puzzle
Feeling Like Kevin From The Office Right Now
This Happened To My Car Today
Aaaand There Go My $300 Headphones
Now We Know Who The Favorite Child Is
Guess Who's Severely Allergic To Hair Dye? This Girl
Last Week I Seeded My Lawn. Just Wanted To Share The Progress It's Made So Far
Was Looking Forward To Having Some Nice Bread From A Local Bakery
I Accidentally Put My Leather Gloves In The Washing Machine
Somebody Didn’t Strap The Egg Trolleys In Properly On The Truck. 10,500 Eggs Broken
Was Having Valentine's Day Dinner When I Went Downstairs To Check On Why The Heat Wasn't Working. Found 4 Feet Of Water Covering The Entire Basement
This reminds me of the year when we all gathered at my grandma's for Christmas. The first day the kids came running telling us there was a "river" running from one of a wall in the basement. Most of us thought they were playing, but grandpa went to have a look. A pipe had frozen and the basement was filling up. He had to turn off the water. Chrismas, 19 persons and no water. Could it get any worse? Of course, it can. A storm with heavy snow passed that night and the whole area lost electricity as well as phone contact. The roads where blocked and we could not leave until two days later.
Allergic To Almost Everything On The Allergy Skin Test. Some Of It Was So Swollen The Doctor Could Barely Tell Which Was Which
I had to do these tests when I was a kid, and that's the reason to why I absolutely refused to have them done as an adult a few months ago. It's possible now days to test a blood sample which is much much better! Putting an allergic child through these tests is torture, trust me.
Friend Of Mine Posted This Photo Of The Job Site Today
Our Puppy Had Explosive Diarrhea All Over My Wife
Forgot My Headphones On The Ground While The Roomba Was Running
This Morning A Bat Crashed Into My Face And Fell Into My Breakfast. He Seemed Fine
Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower. Walked In On This
I love that they took a photo before (presumably) helping. I doubt their husband was so appreciative of that, though.
Last Week A Bald Eagle Flew Threw My Bedroom Window, While I Was Laying In Bed. It Was Insane, To Say The Least
We Hiked 3 Hours To Get A Good Picture Of Our Hometown. Our City Is On The Left
Don't Put Emojis In Your Bank Account Nicknames
Kitchen Cabinets Decided To Yeet Themselves At 4 In The Morning
My Sister Bought Some Strawberries From A Very Large Grocery Chain In BC Canada. Comes With A Live Prize Inside
And you protected the snakes identity, good, dont want it to feel ashamed 😜
A Massive Mineshaft Opens Up Under A Garage At A House In Scorrier Near Redruth In Cornwall
This shaft is truly massive and is approximately 300 ft to water and god knows how deep from there!
I Was Hoping For Post-Chemo Curls As A Consolation Prize After Breast Cancer. Instead I’m About To Go Super Saiyan
The One Time The Toner Exploded At Work While Switching It Out. You Can See Where I Was At That Exact Moment
Pineapple Field Near Taal Volcano After Nearly A Day Of Spewing Ashes. No Filter
I Spent Over 4 Hours Baking A Cake Only To Immediately Drop It
The Robot Takeover Has Begun
Imagine Going To School For 12 Years And Graduating At Walmart
Just Found A Lug Nut In My Fruit Bar
Where's The Shade?
Left A Can Of Tuna In Here To Lure A Pesky Raccoon, Found This In The Morning
If You're Wondering Why The Driver's Window Is Clean, It's Because It Was Down When The Truck Next To Me Drove Through The Puddle
And also, if you were wondering, I can tell you what puddle water tastes like.
Worst. Delivery. Ever (Oc)
Parked My Jeep Under The Porch To Keep It Out Of The Weather
Given the situation, I'm sure it will be in the weather no matter where you park it.
I Broke A Hammer Trying To Pry A Nail Out Of The Floorboards And It Looks Really Disappointed In Itself
Stepped On This Thumbtack This Morning. Not A Very Peaceful Way To Start The Day
That's Not What I Wanted To Fall From The Cabinet
God Damnit
She Traded For The Window Seat Before Getting On The Plane
Someone Spilled Their Smoothie In Class, And Now It Looks Like Someone Has Been Brutally Murdered
After Years Of Saving, I Finally Bought My First House. The Key Snapped In The Door And Locked Me Out
Long Kayaking Trip + Belly Rolls = Most Inconsistent Sunburn Ever
A Pipe Broke Upstairs
After 3 Years Of Work, I Graduate Today With My Master’s From Harvard. In My Office
Happened To A Friend, She Was Almost Finished
Got My License In The Mail Today
My Boyfriend Dropped My Makeup Bag
These Are All My Bank Cards, ID Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater
That is for all the cucumber trick. Look who's laughing now.
Dropped The Trash. Hallelujah
My Buddy Got This After Working At His Job For 42years. The Sticker Isn't Even On Straight Lol
You can actually buy yourself an award if you know where to shop. Pins, plaques, fancy glass statues, you name it. I got myself a pin to celebrate my 5th year work anniversary, in an incredibly passive-aggressive jab at Human Resources. I wish I had worn it to my exit interview.
Found This While Walking To Work This Morning. This Is Gonna Suck Big Time For Someone
Not A Good Night For This Doordash Driver
“Can You Take The Cinnamon Rolls Out In 15 Minutes While I Run To The Store?” “No Problem.” “Don’t Forget.” “Babe, I Won’t Forget”. I Forgot
Maybe "babe" will learn to plan ahead next time instead of making other people take care of something they didn't start. If you are cooking, wait for 15 minutes and then go wherever you want. If you don't have 15 minutes to spare, just don't start the task. It's as easy as that.
Load More Replies...You do realize that there are different recipes and different recipes can call for different cooking times? I blame you for being an idiot.
Load More Replies...Grab Your S**t, We´re Leaving Now
Well they do need to replace the missing teeth on their typewriter.
Need To Keep The Light On When I Get Ready For Work
The Cat Closed The Balcony Door On Me By Standing On The Handle And Pushing It Down. I Had To Wait For Someone Who Had A Key To My Apartment To Open It Up For Me. Luckily, I Had My Phone With Me
Our Glass Coffee Table Randomly Exploded While We Were Watching TV
What were you watching that push the table over the edge to commit suicide.
Work Meeting Etiquette
Attempted To Make Flower Pancakes For My Wife As A Mothers Day Surprise But They Ended Up Looking Like Corona Cakes
ABC Reporter Will Reve Appeared On Good Morning America Without Pants
Cabinet Fell Off The Wall While I Was Out. Handmade Dishes I've Collected Over The Years, Now Shattered
I guess it's fine I don't have dishes anymore, since the cabinet knocked open the fridge door, ruining all my food.
My Landlord Sprayed Painted This Tree Guard And The Wind Blew The Paint Onto This Persons Dodge
Waited In Line For This Roller Coaster For Two Hours, When I Finally Got To The Front They Said I Was Too Tall
Scored A Sweet Pair Of Jeans Off Ebay At A Steal Of A Price. Just Found Out Why
I Wanted To Use Some Of My Savings And Then I Saw They Were Eaten By Ants
Supposed To Be My Bachelor Party Today. Now It's A Party For 1. It Might Feel Odd Later When I Strip For Myself
Went Hiking Over The Weekend To Blow Off Steam From Finals Week. Guess Who Has A Presentation Today
I Hate My Life
Ate While Driving, So Didn't Pay Attention. Got Most Of The Way Through When I Realized The Chicken Was 100% Raw
When You’re Out For A Nice Sunday Drive
Customer Ordered All This Food On Uber Eats And Canceled The Order The Moment I Finished Making Everything
New Sofa Delivered - Thanks, Forklift Truck Driver
Not An April Fools Joke I 100% Accidentally Full-On Sealed A Cat Into A Wall. I Didn’t Even Know They Had A Cat
Ordered A "Half Mushroom Half Pepperoni" Pizza
Mosquitos Just Love Open Back Shirts
My Chicken Stole A Whole Piece Of Pizza From My Plate
When Your April Fools Prank Is To Replace All The Mugs In The Office, But Everyone Works From Home Now
He's Lost All Control
Theo Is Very Confused
Took A Shortcut Cause I Had To Poop. But Ran Into BLM Protest With No End In Sight
Our Company Now Has 900 Of These Pens
The National Pen Company and their signature pen. I can recognize it from a mile away. They have the worst quality control.
Sat Down To Take A S**t And I Look Up To Find This Lovely Guy
So I Rolled Over In Bed This Morning And Made A New Friend, About 2 Inches From My Face
Hah - I've had worse. Was drying my face and saw, in the mirror, as the spider crawled out of the folds...
My Photo In My College Card
Pre-Ordered A Signed Vinyl Record, The Band Mistakenly Signed The Cellophane Wrapping And Not The Album Cover
I heard they resent them a new copy with the signatures in the right place
One Of These Is Applesauce. One Of These Is Grease From A Deep Fryer. Guess Which One I Ate A Spoonful Of A Few Minutes Ago
Roomba Made The Poor Choice Of Trying To Clean Up Dog Poop. After Dragging It Around The Dining Room, The Roomba Put Itself In The Corner. I’m Assuming Because Of Shame
300kgs Of Pudding Gone. Took Almost 4 Hours To Clean Up
Great
Made A Small Error While Trimming The Hedges
Gotta Worry About Covid-19, Racism, And Now Ninjas. Ran Over A Shuriken Today On My Way Home From The Store
I've Been Saving Up For A Switch For A Couple Months Now. I Finally Got It Last Week And Found This In My Dog's Mouth
Ordered Shorts Off Of Old Navy, And All Of Them Came With The Security Tags
well c**p, now you've gotta take them there to have them removed. I had this happen once and walmart did it for me with the receipt while I was there.
Onion For $20
At Least He Was Clean
Walking my husky at 4 am, he finds fox poop and even though he’s never done it before he instantly flopped down and rolled hard into it, he stunk so much he needed a shower. My girlfriend heard the commotion as he hates showers and opened our bedroom door, went straight on the bed didn’t he!
I Tried To Bake My Daughter A Birthday Cake But I Made A Butthole Instead
My Mother's Hair Clippers Broke While Cutting My Hair
Lol
Israel Brings In Millions Of Eggs To Relieve Passover Shortages And Then This Happens
Forgetting To Roll Up The Window All The Way
Happened to me. Lock seized/froze up and I couldn't close the door. My car interior looked like a ski resort for mice. The melt water did not do wonders for the floorboards.
Reached For A Cream On An Upper Shelf Of The Medicine Cabinet. Tipped The Entire Shelf Into The Sink
Shaving cream exploded and cracked the sink basin. Sliced my finger on the crack while cleaning this up. The cream was in another room.
Bake Bread They Said. An Overnight Rise Will Taste So Good They Said. Put In The Fridge They Said. It's So A Rewarding Hobby They Said
My UPS Driver Ran Over My Package
Left It In The Car
So, How’s Everyone Else’s Day Exploding?
My Mom Set The Microwave For 75 Minutes. And Not 75 Seconds
Patient Directly Next To Me In The ICU Tested Positive For Coronavirus, So Guess Who Got To Go Back To The Hospital?
Don't Forget To Use Sunscreen
The Lady At The Courthouse Neglected To Tell Me I Was Looking At The Wrong Camera
Wanted To Start My Day With A Big Coffee. The Splat Even Has A Face
One Of Those Days
At least that looks easier to clean up than vomit. That is what happened to our laptop and it never worked again.
When A Truck Filled With Eels Crashes
Ordered A Stamp, Guess The Photo Didn’t Work
There’s A DIY Print In Our Local Milk Tea Shop And I Accidentally Sent Them The Wrong Picture. Maybe This Is Why The Barista Looked At Me Weird
My Compensation For Working Through A Pandemic For The Past 3 Months
My Dog Found My Rainy Day Stash And Ate It
Well UPS Finally Delivered My TV Stand With Tempered Glass Shelves
Cinema AC Turned Off During A Lockdown
We Were Boat Owners For About 30 Minutes When This Happened
You know what BOAT stands for right!?...Break Out Another Thousand
I'm Trying To Go To A Wedding, But The Sound Of My Shoe Clapping Alerts Everyone
Myself
So Today's Supposed To Be The Best Day Of My Life. Now I'm Just Going To Have To Settle For The Next Best Option
Hand Sanitizer Dripped Onto My Brand New Dress Shoes
Welcome to dress-shoe ownership, It's time to buy yourself some brown polish.
Guess Who Mixed Up The Smoke Flavor And Vanilla Essence When Making A Lemon-Vanilla Cake
Today Was Suppose To Be My College Graduation. Yesterday Is Was Cancelled Due To The Coronavirus
I dropped out of high-school & this was the one chance for my parents to see me walk at a graduation ceremony.
Left Two Oranges In My Work Backpack (Hasn’t Been Opened In 2 Months)
No point cleaning the bag out, just ditch it. I did this and the bag still smelt after washing it a few times.
A Turkey Just Flew Through The Window Into My Friend’s House
Caution: Keep In An Upright Position When Full. No Tickling. Avoid Close Proximity
I Spent A Little Too Much Time Outside While Wearing 3/4 Pants
Left A Sparkling Water In The Car During Winter In Minneapolis
We Have Had This Couch For Less Than 24 Hours. The Dog Decided To Open A Bag Of Flour On It Today
Now That It's Getting Warm, I Finally Found My Missing Beanie
It Rained A Little Yesterday In Hungary As Well
Sorry...but this idiot audi driver had seen the flooding (the water was 20 cm high in the tunnel when it happened) but he driven his car into the tunnel, a moment later the car started to swim like a boat. This is the entrance of the tunnel. The other car was used to help for the first one ...owned by the same person
Got A New Curling Iron, Guaranteed To Not Snag
Water Filter Installed 3 Years Ago. Went To Finally Change The Filter Today, Only To See That The Original Filters Were Never Removed From Their Plastic, Thus Not Actually Filtering
The New American Dream
My Brother Used His Round Hay Baler For The First Time Today
Just Six Hungry People Waiting On A Casserole At 8pm
Apparently When You Lose Your Temper And Sling A Fork And It Bounces Just Right Off The Counter It Costs Around $700
Fiancé Was Taking The Paint Cans To The Basement. He Carried Too Much At Once. We Just Bought This House And I’m Dying Inside
And At This Moment, She Knew She Screwed Up
Facebook Charged Me $640 For Ads I Never Ran. The Charge Doesn't Even Show Up On My Fb And I Have No Active Ad Accounts
PayPal says "suck it" because it was pre-approved, even though all I had "pre-approved" was for Facebook to use my PayPal account for payments
My "Vv" Key Just Stopped Vvorking, Novv I Need To Use 2 V's Until I Order A Nevv Key Svvitch
License Plate Frame I Ordered Arrived
Got My Mom A Heat Changing Mug With A Photo Of Us On It. She Was So Excited To Try It Out Only To Find Out That The Company Printed Some Other Person’s Picture On The Mug
Found A Lost Tesla Key
The Cropping Game
Dropped A Pot Of Powder-Coating Powder All Over My Boss' Desk
Baking My First Bread
Stone Chip Got Flicked Up By A Passing Car, Straight Into The Centre Of The Camera Lens
It's Always A Penang Driver
The Definition Of A Bad Day
Doesn’t look like a great idea to transport that way in the first place
I Dropped My Self Esteem As Well
Just Moved To Canada. Guess What Milk Comes In Here? Bags. Guess What Puncture Easily And Spill All Over Your Fridge? Bags
Sat On My Favorite Sunglasses And Broke Them. Bought Another Pair. Broke Them Instantly
To Anyone Out Getting A Haircut Over The Next Few Weeks. Make Sure They Get Under The Mask/Straps
Got My Old AC Moved To New House By "Professionals", Who Insisted This Is The Only Feasible Way To Install It Here
Well, what are your walls made out of? BTW... It probably would have been cheaper to have a new one installed than all the labor of removing and reinstalling the old one.
Ever Get The Feeling There's Something You're Supposed To Be Doing
Set My Remotes On My Heater While Cleaning And Forgot. Then Got Chilly
Weeds Have Started Growing Through My House
Pale Person Problems
I Get This Tan Line Every Year. A Result Of My Job Outside Wearing The Same Uniform Everyday. The Tan Line Lasts Through The Winter
I Got Band-Aid Tan Lines
Lost My Job, And Thought I Found Some Lucky Cash While Walking Down The Trail
Guess I Don’t Actually Own A Queen Size Mattress
My Iron Fell And I Didn't Notice
Stepped On My VR Controller
There are actually games that don't use controllers and use motion sensors to track your hands
I Tried Today
No Alone Time Since Corona. Finally Got A Night Without Kids And Wanted To Take A Pic. Thank You Selective Focus
Well Then, No Soup For Me
My Ice Maker Broke And I Only Own 1 Ice Tray. Anyone Want A Stiff Drink?
No One Is Happy Here
Hello! Haters of Downunderdude. He is referring to the cake titled Loser instead of Lizard. He is not actually calling the toddler a loser.
Wow
Waited For A Couple Years For My Parents To Finish This Bottle So I Could Have It. Finally Got It, And Not Even A Full 24 Hours Later, I Knocked It Over
Me and all my family got diagnosed with coronavirus today. Beat that.
Today at the checkout in store, I dropped full can of cherry tomatoes and they rolled everywhere. I think we found, well, most of them. I had to pay for them of course, since it was ll my fault. Also, I took day off work to sleep, but today they decided to start changing pipes around our block so it's noisy since 8 am. Great day to sleep and rest!
Buy some ear plugs, turn the t.v. on and the lights off and put a pillow over your head. Not sure if it will work for you but that's the only way I can nap during the daytime.
Load More Replies...I'm in the middle of a REALLY crappy day (got my phone stolen and I'm dealing with the usual c**p) and THIS has really helped my mood! Thank you.
The ice fall and cement ones gave me sprung ribs. The dog ones are nothing new, I've had animals for years and nothing they can do bothers me much anymore.
Met a girl at a party once. She had a Jolly Rancher or some sort of hard candy in her cheek, so when we were introduced, she said, “Hewwo. Nithe to meetchoo.” I promptly put my tongue in my cheek and said, “Hewwo. Nithe to meetchoo too!” She started crying and ran out of the room. Turns out she didn’t have any candy, but a large, malignant tumor on her jaw that caused a speech impediment. I had just made fun of a cute chick with cancer.
This is really a one to view. https://fakaza2018.com/kabza-de-small-i-am-the-king-of-amapiano-sweet-dust-album/
My year has been c**p. i have had to go to work instead of spending it with the bosses wife because he is working from home {:(
On Spike Milligans headstone was the legend *I Told the doctor I was sick* Mine will be "Coronavirus? wouldn't have missed it for quids"
I lost my Prius key the other day. I thought I dropped it in the bay near my house because I had slipped on a rock and fell in the water for a second with my purse on. So yesterday I get the car towed to Toyota and get my car reprogrammed for a new key for a whopping $1,060. An hour lady, some lady calls me telling me she found my keys 😭😭😭😭 unfortunately the old key won’t even work because of it being reprogrammed so now I’m out a bunch of money for literally being a dumbass.
Me and all my family got diagnosed with coronavirus today. Beat that.
Today at the checkout in store, I dropped full can of cherry tomatoes and they rolled everywhere. I think we found, well, most of them. I had to pay for them of course, since it was ll my fault. Also, I took day off work to sleep, but today they decided to start changing pipes around our block so it's noisy since 8 am. Great day to sleep and rest!
Buy some ear plugs, turn the t.v. on and the lights off and put a pillow over your head. Not sure if it will work for you but that's the only way I can nap during the daytime.
Load More Replies...I'm in the middle of a REALLY crappy day (got my phone stolen and I'm dealing with the usual c**p) and THIS has really helped my mood! Thank you.
The ice fall and cement ones gave me sprung ribs. The dog ones are nothing new, I've had animals for years and nothing they can do bothers me much anymore.
Met a girl at a party once. She had a Jolly Rancher or some sort of hard candy in her cheek, so when we were introduced, she said, “Hewwo. Nithe to meetchoo.” I promptly put my tongue in my cheek and said, “Hewwo. Nithe to meetchoo too!” She started crying and ran out of the room. Turns out she didn’t have any candy, but a large, malignant tumor on her jaw that caused a speech impediment. I had just made fun of a cute chick with cancer.
This is really a one to view. https://fakaza2018.com/kabza-de-small-i-am-the-king-of-amapiano-sweet-dust-album/
My year has been c**p. i have had to go to work instead of spending it with the bosses wife because he is working from home {:(
On Spike Milligans headstone was the legend *I Told the doctor I was sick* Mine will be "Coronavirus? wouldn't have missed it for quids"
I lost my Prius key the other day. I thought I dropped it in the bay near my house because I had slipped on a rock and fell in the water for a second with my purse on. So yesterday I get the car towed to Toyota and get my car reprogrammed for a new key for a whopping $1,060. An hour lady, some lady calls me telling me she found my keys 😭😭😭😭 unfortunately the old key won’t even work because of it being reprogrammed so now I’m out a bunch of money for literally being a dumbass.