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You never really know where a conversation with a child will take you. Their sheer randomness, brutal honesty, and lack of filters make them say the darndest things, turning the most mundane chats into moments that stick for life. Every parent has had their fair share of silly and perhaps a bit awkward conversations with their kids, and luckily for us, they share them with all of us to laugh at. Scroll down to find a whole list of instances when children with zero filters and unlimited wisdom forced parents into hilarious talks, and don’t forget to upvote the ones that made you giggle the most.

#1

Parent-child chat on toughness, involving a loose tooth story at camp.

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Gourdeous
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mean boy to my daughter 'girls can't have a six pack'. My daughter immediately flashes her abs of steel 'No, that's because we have 8!'

Karina
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If boys only knew we only let them pretend to be the tough ones because we dont need their bitching, crying and moaning about it, there would we wolrd peace.

Bean Driller
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10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Anything a boy can do, a girl can do better" sung in high pitched voices on the kickball field!

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    #2

    Tweet about humorous awkward parents-kids conversation with a toy dinosaur during a child's meltdown.

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now, that's a very polite young man you're growing there :))

    sbj
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed with the good manners she's learnt at such a young age

    MonicaChicagoGal
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My then 3 year old was having a massive meltdown screaming he wanted an EYAMMA I didn't know what the devil that was so I said point to it he wanted a banana.

    Abel
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More drama fuel! 😆

    Mary Peace
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you're busy with a meltdown, you still have to communicate with your dinosaur!

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the cutest thing I have heard

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    #3

    Tweet humorously highlights awkward parents-kids conversations about child safety locks with a curious child response.

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    Orysha
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a child and I hate those child safety locks!

    Deborah
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! The joke around here is that you have to get a kid to open them.

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    Michael Largey
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How do it know?"

    glowworm2
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes adults can't open them either!

    sbj
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember years back when where I live they introduced child locks on cigarette lighters and then had to remove the rule as not very many adults could even get them to work

    Geoffrey Scott
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Trust me kid, it can tell." Another mystery to p**s off your kids when they get older.

    Karina
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a bottle of baby oil I cant use.. I have had it for more than a year.. Still no getting into that thing.

    Zero
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adult safety locks you mean..they ate a pain

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    In a previous interview with Bored Panda, child psychologists Dr. Annie McNeill, Dr. Sophie Pierce, and Dr. Stephanie Nova Fields answered why kids often blurt out such funny and out-of-pocket things that this list is full of.

    Fields explained that the gap between 3 and 6 years old is the prime time for kids to say funny things, mostly unintentionally.

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    #4

    Tweet humorously captures awkward parents-kids conversation about misreading time and making a wish.

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    #5

    Tweet by Brianne M. Kohl about awkward parents and kids conversation about a girl's name mistaken for "Internet."

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha!! Knew a labor & delivery nurse who had great baby name tales, as in Justin Time.

    Ge Po
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is best friends with Justin Case.

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    Julie S
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had a friend who's wife had just had a baby girl and when my mum asked my dad what they named her my dad said cake tin, her name was Kaitlin.

    Robin Roper
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny. My son's name is "Powell," it's a last name in my dad's family. The daughter of one of my sister's friends thought I was saying "Power" but couldn't remember that word and called him "Electricity."

    Mary Peace
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Power would have been a real 'live wire'!

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    Kit Black
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, if we came home telling our parents that our new friend's name was Kettle, no one was in the least bit surprised to find out that the kid's name was Kendall. Today, if your kid tells you their new friend is Arson, Luxury, or Sativa... more often than not, they are actually correct.

    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter used to come back from playgroup, aged three, talking about what the boy called P.i.s.s. had been doing. It was months before I worked out his name was Pierce.

    Mary Peace
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a new washing machine from a small independent shop near me, and gave my name as shown here. The name on my delivery note was spelt just like the name your daughter mentioned.

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    Sue
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 11-year-old daughter had a friend whose mom gave her rides to school. She told me one day her mom has seizures. I was a little worried if she was ok to drive, but she had been driving them for a while so I let it go since they only went a few blocks. After she had dinner with them one night, her mom said the dog had seizures, so I was relieved that my daughter got her stories mixed up. The next time she went over for dinner, she came home telling me her friend's mom was in customs & both she AND the dog had seizures - of illegal substances. I just had to tell her mom.

    BoredGrandma
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was younger, he kept calling the new neighbor Bridge. I asked said neighbor what his name was and said hi I'm Reg. We both chuckled when I told him what he was being called.

    misfittrixx
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend had a son named Justin time

    Lez Be Honest
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lady in my town who's last name is Fear. She named her son Landon Atmos. Landon Atmos Fear...

    ZombieMommy
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha my 4 year old telling me about her friends Lemon, Canub, and Prettzlee.....London, Caleb, and Presleigh. For the longest time I thought that poor kid's name was Lemon.

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    #6

    Tweet about a humorous conversation between parents and kids, involving a child comforting a crying parent in the kitchen.

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    Brian Droste
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😄😄😄😄 seen this number of times. Still find it funny.

    Sarah K
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savage! 😂🤣😂

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheez! Like rubbing salt to an open wound!

    Lexekon
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sweet. He wants to help, knows you are always doing something with your hair, so it was a shot in the dark. Accept the love, forgive the poor guesswork, and be grateful.

    “At these ages, they are learning about the world and about language at a rapid pace,” she said. “Their minds work hard to make sense of the world and to put things together. Their funny comments come about when they don’t get it quite right."

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    #7

    Parent tweeting about awkward conversation between identical twin kids who argued.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the saying goes, you're usually your own toughest critic .... this poor kid has it both coming and going!

    Mari
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sons were insulting eachother with yo mamma jokes 🙄

    justanotherweirdo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s probably the worst part about having an identical. Some of the insults are limited

    tori Ohno
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have pointed that out and asked him if he Still thought his brother was ugly.

    #8

    Tweet about an awkward parents kids conversation, featuring a child's comment on a tattooed man.

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    Bean Driller
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two year old visited dad at work and she met the first black man who was from Jamaica (we live in a very Wonderbread-type city). She asked her dad how the chocolate man doesn't melt in the sun. The man laughed and laughed thankfully!

    Cool crow
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your two year old found a good way to open the conversation! Out of the mouths of babes!

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEars ago when the Original Space Jam Came out By two yoear old son was obsesseed with Michael Jordan.. We saw a bald black man with a jordan jersey on . My son instantly became star struck and said " HI SPACE JAM!" the looked at me a littled puzzled i said make his day he thinks you are Michael Jordan from the movie space jam. The guy was really cool about it

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    #9

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation involving a game called "doggy style" with kids dressing up their dog.

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    Upstaged75
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my brother and I were kids we thought we made up the word dildo. And we used it as an insult, like idiot or jerk. "You're such a dildo!" LOL My poor mom must have been dying. She made us stop saying it but never explained why. I crack up whenever I think about it. :)

    Sawdust
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just invented a new cable TV competition show.

    Justagecko
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we gave our dog named BO a bow. it was cute!

    Ralph Vanloton
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've been listening at night...

    The comic element in their sentences also comes from the fact that they are at the stage of thinking where they take things at face value and don’t yet understand the underlying subtleties we adults employ in our speech or behaviors. “This can also make for some funny comments and behaviors,” Fields adds.

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    #10

    Tweet about awkward conversation between parent and child involving a mispronunciation of "eucalyptus."

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the joke: Doctor is looking at an X-Ray and says, "yep, this is exactly what I was afraid of". The man is scared and asks "what is it doc?" The doctor replies "skeletons"

    Skip Reynolds
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Doctor told my grandmother she had Acute Angina. She slapped him."

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    Liz Mary
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    10 months ago

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    Oh boy, someone explain OP that eucalyptus is toxic, as in, if the candle Co stains eucalyptus oil it's toxic!

    #11

    "Child's superhero play sparks humorous parents-kids conversations about Itchy Man's pretend antics."

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    My O My
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd totally watch that movie

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO 😂 I would've lost it if I heard a kid say that

    Doofnuts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dying, laughing, snotting, crying, etc. !

    Elizabeth van Oers
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a nice and simple recipe for itching powder, if he's interested?

    Daniel Alexander
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Itchy Man, you're part of a bigger Universe, you just don't know it yet.

    Cydney Golden
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So hard to keep a straight face sometimes with kids!

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    #12

    Tweet with a humorous awkward conversation between a parent and child about taking pictures with Santa.

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    cj be like
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering this day and age that's one smart 5 year old

    glowworm2
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's absolutely right. The idea of sitting on a random stranger's lap at the mall is rather creepy.

    Michael Largey
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dancers at strip clubs feel the same way, but a job's a job.

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    Meanwhile, Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce assign funny things that children say to their lack of filter. “If they have a thought, you can bet they’re going to say it out loud. Part of what makes statements so funny and unexpected from children, unlike adults, is that they haven’t yet developed impulse control or the skills to filter their thoughts! Also, more than anything else, children want to make their adults happy, and they sometimes do this through funny behaviors or sayings so they can feel delighted.”

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    #13

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation where a 3-year-old requests Alexa to play crying music after being upset.

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    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I foresee a future in dramatic theater

    Chewie
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in the world did you p**s off who would give your child a recorder???😂

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They send them home from school in kindergarten around here....

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully, my grandson cannot enunciate well. 'Lexa biiby shahk'

    Hannah
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do three year olds play the recorder?

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three-year-olds play any instrument they can get their hands on. Not well though.

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    Kit Black
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I totally love that she's playing along on a recorder!

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    #14

    Tweet about a kid deciding not to have kids due to the work involved, highlighting awkward parents-kids conversations.

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    Text of a humorous story about awkward conversations between parents and kids in a grocery store.

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    David Houde
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said the same thing as a kid 🤣

    cerinamroth
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids have vitamin D tablets because we live in northern latitudes and they have slightly darker skin than most people round here. They absolutely love these tablets. Second thing they love is grape juice that they drink on Friday night when we have wine. Cue kids shouting "Mummy, we want wine and tablets!!" Please, please don't repeat this at kindergarten!

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did somthing similar to me infront of a police officer at a festival we went to he yelled stranger danger youre not my mom. I took his wrist band and told him to go find his mom because i dont pay for stray children. the officer laughed

    Cindy Brick
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our oldest screamed out during a tantrum -- at the grocery store -- "Don't abuse me!" Boy, did THAT get the looks...

    Bean Driller
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I were not friends for a few years, to the point she called Social Services to tell them that I drive erratically and beat my kids. They interviewed all the kids at their school. My kindergartener told them her daddy beats her with a hanger and sometimes she can't go to school because of the bruises. Checked her attendance, zero missed days. Zero abuse. But WTH did she come up with THAT???? What a waste of resources.

    Ren Karlej
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in her class who was in that situation?

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    Lesley Shore
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We took my young daughter in to a strip Mall. We told her if she was good then we wouldn’t belt her ( seat) when we drive two shops down to park. Of course she shouts “Daddy please don’t belt me! I’m being real good!” I’m sure my face was beat red

    Queenie G
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a teenager when the movie Mommy Dearest came out. My younger sister and I were road tripping with our mom and stopped to get gas and use the facilities. Before getting back into the car my sister and I asked if we could grab a candy bar. It was night, we started our trip after mom got off work, she was tired and we had a ways to go. so, in a frustrated tone she said yes but hurry up! My sister and I cringed back and then ran to the counter with our snacks. As we tossed our goodies onto the counter we both ran for the door and hollered, we are sorry mommy, please don't hit us with a coat hanger!!! My mom is a great sport and after her initial shock and horror, she started laughing. But, she did keep an eye out behind us for cop lights for the rest of the trip. Ah, good times LOL

    ZombieMommy
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do kids do this to us?

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! Don't remind me! Wife and I we're expecting twins to arrive. God have mercy on our souls...well, in my soul, because, well, you know! They say women have NO soul! (j/k) 😄

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    TiNaBoNiNa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost to the day she died, my Dad and his 2 brothers would always tell people that their mother would lock them in the closet when they were kids. She would get sooo made and tell them to stop saying that, she NEVER did that to them! Of course, they would only do it to get her riled up. She never seemed to catch on to that.

    Grace Knowlton
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister once gave me a black eye, we were in line at the grocery store and the cashier asked me how I got the black eye I just silently stared at my mom 😂

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    However, children aren’t usually aware that what they’re saying is funny, that is, until someone, e.g., parents, reacts to it by laughing, Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce say. “Children are always looking to others to make sense of who they are and the world around them. They pay attention to reactions and can feel the types of responses they are eliciting from others.”

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    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations discussing a child's imaginative story about siblings in a tummy water slide.

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    pug nose curly tail
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's been my experience. So slippery in fact, I had to get a doctor to close down the slide. 🤪😂

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    Tweet about funny kids' activities, illustrating awkward parents-kids conversations with humor.

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    cj be like
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I hope it's a girl dog otherwise they will not be anywhere near milk

    glowworm2
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Farm dog?" I hope you actually have a cow!

    Rob D
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop Xcrementing (FKA Tweeting) and save your dog!!!!🤣

    Liz Mary
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But now we need to know what their e doing! Why do OPs just let us hang like this?

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    10 months ago

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    #18

    A tweet humorously depicting awkward conversations between kids and parents.

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    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day we brought our son home from the hospital his 2year old sister took one look at him with an evil look on her face and yelled "I don't want IT... take IT back"

    Upstaged75
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our 2 year old wanted to know when the new baby was leaving. :) He was surprised when I explained that baby was not just a visitor - although we DID explain it ahead of time.

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was very young and my baby brother was born, I took one look and said "when do we take him back to the hospital?"

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time my sister saw my mom change my brothers diaper he peed a little my sister said to take him back he leaks

    Jan Moore
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents told me that my middle brother told the upstairs neighbors that he'd sell "me" to them for a quarter. They found this out when the neighbors came down to give them a quarter. He was convinced that I would be a girl and would learn ballet. This lasted until I started to walk and get into their stuff.

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, could be worse! When Mum and Dad came home from the hospital with my newborn brother, after, probably 30 minutes they said, I grab him and went out to my neighbour home, wanting to trade him for a puppy...yeah! All my friends, my In-laws, my brother In-laws, his Wife and ALL of workers know what I did when I was a little rascal...something that everyone likes to remind me till this day and will follow me forever! And the worst part is, all my mischievous thing was recorded on video! Thanks Mum and Dad...for not letting me get away with, what I thought at the time, a perfectly, laid out plan! 😔 But I love my brother to bits! Even after ALL his and my SIL pranks against me, my Wife is not far behind on those 😄

    Mrs.C
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went with my dad to settle the hospital bill when my brother was born. He had colic horribly. After a few days of incessant screaming I asked if we could return him at Target since we had to pay for him and he was broken. I wanted to get a sister instead.

    Deborah B
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My unimpressed 3yo nephew asked when his 2 day old sister was going back to the hospital.

    Sawdust
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moving up the heirarchy from "Throw Away" to "Donate" to "Keep"!

    Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3yo daughter of a colleague a few days after they had a baby boy: dad let's not feed him anymore, so he will starve

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    “So, while they may not always know that their responses are funny per se, they can certainly feel and enjoy the reactions they are getting!” Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce said. “Children who enjoy this type of attention will continue to engage in behaviors that get the same reaction or laugh from those around them.”

    #19

    Tweet about humorous awkward conversation between a parent and child regarding quitting school.

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    Azari Azalea
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, the kid has her priorities straight!

    ZombieMommy
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where am I going today?" School baby. "AGAIN?!" Child you go two days a week, wait until you go to kindergarten.

    #20

    Tweet about awkward conversation between parent and child discussing being in the belly, dated Nov 3, 2021.

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    Azari Azalea
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t, we found Kronos’ twitter account

    Liz Mary
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    10 months ago

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    This is stolen from the Internet. I've seen so many versions of this one. Just another person lying about what their kids said.

    Catlady6000
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard kids say this. It's logical reasoning. If I was in a tummy, I must have been eaten, because that's how things get in a tummy

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    #21

    A parent's tweet about a child's awkward question in public sparks laughter, capturing a humorous kid conversation.

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    Vesuvius
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one way to self entertain and stay off devices. 😂

    Sandella
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And i bet the people wished she had a device hahaa

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    Binny Tutera
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were in McDonalds when my daughter was potty training. As we were on our way to the bathroom she told everyone sitting at the tables nearby “I’m going to go potty!” When she came out she announced “I went potty!” and everyone clapped. It was a long walk back to our seat

    cerinamroth
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sweet! My son (who doesn't tend to enjoy attention or sing anywhere near as much as his sister) decided that he was going to try out a different persona on a sunny ferry ride over to Denmark last summer. He stood on the table and started singing to everyone who walked past, doing a little bow to each of them! It was hilarious and completely out of the blue. Everyone laughed and clapped when he sat back down again too!

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    Jedi Panda
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, when I was a small child (3-5), My dad went in for some kind of car mantinence, & brought me with him. We were sitting near the bathroom doors, & this (as my dad described it) "Big, like, Really buff dude with TONS of tattoos" comes out of the mens room, and my sweet innocent child self looks him straight in the eye and says, "Did you go POTTY!?! Good Job!!!!!" So this guy looks at my dad for a sec, looks back at me, smiles and says "yes. yes I did." Apparently my dad thought we were gonna get beat up or smth

    Katie Allen
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    10 months ago

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    nobody ever tells their kid to be quiet anymore

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    Interestingly enough, kids' funny talks aren’t only entertaining to others but also have developmental benefits, Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce said. “A crucial part of building a child’s self-esteem and sense of self is having others, especially adults, find joy in them. When children get positive attention from adults, such as laughter, it communicates to the child that they have a positive impact and that others enjoy who they are.”

    #22

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation, discussing a humorous incident over a child's meltdown about toast.

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    glowworm2
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 4 year old used it correctly though! 😂

    justanotherweirdo
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s common kid sense to tune out everything that’s important and only listen to what they weren’t supposed to hear

    cerinamroth
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. We were at synagogue this last Yom Kippur (so, the holiest day of the Jewish year) and we took some toy cars for our son to play with (he's obsessed with cars and the services are pretty long). Anyway, he lined them all up nicely on his dada's arm and then my husband ever-so-foolishly knocked one of the cars out of place and it fell down. Cue a cross little voice saying "Oh, for f**k's SAKE!" to the congregation trying (then failing) to concentrate on our prayers. Luckily, not many of our the congregation have English as a first language so I hoped that played in our favour a little bit...

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    Senjo Krane
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are so f*****g spoilt these days. no wonder the parents are tired. Eat what's put in front of you or starve. no negotiations.

    Sue User
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats when you put aside what you are doing and go watch a cartoon together or go outside ( if its not too cold ).

    meow point1
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explains why the four-year-old is angry.

    Pink Panda
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when my 7yr old called me "f*****g grumpy". I couldn't even be mad at her, she was right.

    Ralph Vanloton
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the toast down the disposal and tell them no more toast...

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    #23

    Tweet showcasing humorous awkward conversation between parent and child about the 1980s.

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    Orysha
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And no, there were no dinosaurs still alive at that time and no again Jurassic Park is not a documentary."

    Lexekon
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it quiet! I was saving stories about a pet dinosaur here...

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    cj be like
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAH, amateur... MY dad was born in the one-thousand-seventies

    pfeils wife
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, I too was born in the nineteen hundreds 😂

    My O My
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Had to explain to 8yo that there was the one-thousands bevor the two-thousands. That hurt.

    Captive
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my little niece asked me if cars existed when I was little

    Mrs.C
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born in the '70's. One of my precious littles asked if my baby pictures were in color.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they asked you if you had to bathe in the River. According to my daughter there was no running water in the 80's

    Kris
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I feel so old… like I should be dead

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! me and my brother we like to make a little bit of fun with Dad about the year he was born or if he had the chance, growing up, to see a dinosaur alive and as a comeback he always say: "Don't make me hurt you ya pair of overgrown weasels!" Mum, as always, just laughs at us!

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    #24

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation regarding a child's x-ray and their reaction to seeing a skeleton.

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    cerinamroth
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little boy looooooves watching a short film on YouTube (BBC Wild Bites - Whales) about whales. But he always covers his eyes and squeals when a picture of a whale skeleton is shown, demonstrating how we know they once moved on land (tiny hip bones). I had to explain that we all have skeletons inside, otherwise we'd be all blobby and floppy like jellyfish. He wasn't sure what to think of that.

    Additionally, saying something funny allows kids to find their voice, learn how to express themselves, and connect to others. Their comments also give us an inside look into how children work to understand the world around them, says Fields. “I find it to be both charming and interesting. It is one of the things that makes this age so much fun for adults.”

    #25

    Tweet about awkward parents' kids conversations, child asks where p*o comes from, followed by a playful question about Tigger.

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    Panda'sMom
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I was hit with a question like that, I learned very quickly to ask back. "Why do you want to know?" Saved A LOT of embarrassment. On my part, only on my part. Two boys.

    #26

    Tweet about a funny parent-child conversation where a child insists on being called a scientist, not a princess.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with her on this. Treat me like a princess? *Swipe left/block/walk away* and breathing fire.

    char
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww, I hope that kid goes places

    Cyndi Hafele
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't she be a princess scientist?

    Panda'sMom
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go! girl!

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can be both, just look at Barbie

    #27

    Tweet about awkward parents kids conversations discussing body comments and sensitivity.

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    MC C
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like serious butts, and I can not lie

    g90814
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a very serious tummy.

    Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw.
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son called me a cozy marshmallow. I think that was an on-brand description.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My step son would say wow she has alot of blood in her butt . :|

    Senjo Krane
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter once wrote me a mother's day card at school (About 6 or 7 I guess) which said "i love you even though you're fat". I though I was pretty slim in those days...

    #29

    Tweet featuring awkward parents kids conversation about a 5-year-old suggesting to "drink daddy's blood."

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    Upstaged75
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's kid once asked her how would he know if a person was a stranger if they cut off her skin and wore it - so they looked like her. That's what they get for letting him watch inappropriate movies too young!

    Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I read a post about a girl who wanted to donate her hair to one of those charities who make wigs for chemotherapy, but worried that if one of those people committed a cr*me her own dna would be found on the scene

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    #30

    Tweet about kid naming her brain Jeremy, humorously describing school conversations.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Positive 7yo spin on Jeremy spoke in class today

    SlothyK8
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he didn't hit her with a surprise left...

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    cerinamroth
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The human brain is the only thing in the known universe to have named itself!

    Michael Largey
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Call me Jeremy. (Ishmael was already taken.)"

    #31

    Tweet about an awkward parent-kid conversation, discussing a child's concern about starting kindergarten.

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    M O'Connell
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kind of adorable

    Michael Largey
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's ok. They already know, and they'll be kinder about it than you expect."

    quentariel
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminded me how I used to write kindergarten as kindergarden in English for years before realising my mistake. (Note: English is only my third language or something, although nowadays it's becoming a second).

    Lyone Fein
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be great if they would teach this in kindergarten.

    Hannah
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pain doesn't end there. I'm nearly 40 and I still don't know how to garden...

    #32

    Tweet about awkward conversations between parents and kids regarding speed limits.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were you only going 68 in a 65. Speed limits are more of a suggestion than the rule. On a 65 you need to do at least 75 just to keep up with traffic (90 in California).

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. I live in Southern California and most of the larger residential streets have speed limits of 40-45mph. If you drive 45mph, people will whip around you in fury and then cut back in front of you XD I once drove 65mph on a street that is also technically a state highway (SR 39) and people were still flying past me at far greater speed XD

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    Otto Katz
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an app on my phone from the ins. co. If I speed, , or drive fast, or stop too hard, all too frequently, my rate will go up. So on the highway, i drive the limit, in the right lane. On town roads, i drive the limit, and get a shitton of cars behind me very very angry. Sorry folks, Not gonna pay an extra $200 a month for you a******s.

    Alex De Sa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autistic a*s never picked up on this s**t💀💀💀

    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to drive my parents nuts on road trips when I got hold of the GPS unit because I helpfully shared when the GPS said they were speeding

    Mike F
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not on I94 near the airport.

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. You must begin teaching your child passive aggressive questioning at a young age.

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    #33

    Tweet about awkward parents kids conversation on dragons and college.

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    cj be like
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youre a unicorn, YOU should know when it comes to magic creatures

    Justagecko
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a dragon myself, no. no we do not. :)

    Dennis Stanley
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody stop what you're doing while we figure this out.

    My O My
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they spit fire. They should fart smoke

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the last thing they ate was a unicorn, then they fart rainbows.

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    Rob D
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they just fart farts. But they can light them very conveniently.

    Ralph Vanloton
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat enough 'ghost peppers' and anyone can.

    #34

    Funny twist on phrase "Uh oh Spaghettios" by a child during an awkward parents kids conversation on Twitter.

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    Laura Gillette
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when my 3 year old, upon learning that we sometimes call Thanksgiving "turkey day" kept--repeatedly--referring to it as chickenpox day. "Is it chickenpox day yet, mommy!??"

    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter couldn't remember the term goose pimples and referred to her 'duck bubbles'

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    SweetCheesySpaghetti
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son kept calling the solar eclipse the "sun olympics." It still makes me happy when i think about it.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually how my brain works too. And I really like uh oh noodles. Maybe I'll start saying that 😜

    ChickyChicky
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands they say "unfortunately peanut cheese" Helaas pindakaas. Peanut cheese is how they say peanut butter.

    Jaya
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read about a guy who had moved to the Netherlands, learned Dutch, and learned about 'helaas pindakaas'. But apparently he didn't completely get the idea, because he would say 'jammer pindakaas' 😄

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    Angela B
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Monster would say "Easy as cake". When told the expression is actually "Easy as pie" Monster replies But I don't like pie. Cake is WAY better."

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    #35

    Tweet exchange about parents and kids having awkward conversations in a store with a Santa's helper mention.

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the old man wasnt mean about it

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's always the answer to why a kid is crying/screaming - because they're (insert age here).

    Geoffrey Scott
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel called out. Dude had his son in Walmart, and was ignoring every request for snacks, they were everywhere we were. I began whistling "he's making a list, checking it twice". No effect, just stinkeye.

    Senjo Krane
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's everyone's business when a kid throws a tantrum in public.

    Richard Iachetta
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old was the man to get that grumpy. I'm 77 and I find loud children adorable. Especially if they are doing it to hear the echo of their voice. All you grumpy old people let the kids have fun being a child, it ends way too soon

    Ren Karlej
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't disagree though I do suffer with chronic headaches and ear pain and find the screams of small children especially painful at times. I don't do anything or say anything, they're just kiddies and they aren't to blame for my pain and they're not doing it to hurt me. Doesn't make it any easier in the moment though!

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    Laura
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, sounds like the man was just trying to be helpful to the mom. Whatever happened to “it takes a village?”

    SpirklePlatz
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn’t want to scream sometimes in Costco, frankly?

    MC C
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then everyone clapped

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    #36

    Social media post about awkward conversations between parents and kids, showing child's innocent comment on emotions.

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    cerinamroth
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God bless her! Way to distract you on a devastating day :)

    #37

    A parent shares an awkward conversation with their child about inheritance and money.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby doll, when I die you get ALL of my stuff! Have fun sorting through the junk for the stuff you might actually want! (Side bar, I actually dread when my parents die because they have SOOOO much stuff...)

    Bookworm
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just had to clear out my grandparents' farm property. They lived there literally my grandfather's entire life, bought it from his parents when they downsized, so there was no clearing out of the property before they got it. Two generations of pack rats. Nightmare.

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    A girl
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad because my mom's wallet means a lot to me. Not for any money, just it's such an homage to who she was. Money meant nothing. Her id, our school pictures, the coupons. It's endearing. Its been in my memory box since 2015

    Tim Gearing
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a shopping bag that belonged to my late wife. I didn’t realise it had a zippered pocket until a few years later. I opened the pocket and inside were a folded AU$5 and $10 note.Tears welled up as I figured that she was the last person to touch them. I still have them.

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    #38

    Tweet about a parent's humorous challenge answering a child's profound question, related to awkward parent-kid conversations.

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    Sanfransweety
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As of recently, Id agree with authors who say were living in a post truth era

    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, somethings are much, much harder to explain than death and sex. Those two I found pretty straight forward.

    ZombieMommy
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like being in a philosophy class. I hated that class.

    nottheactualphoto
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... stuff is *supposed* to mean what it's supposed to mean.

    #39

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation humorously misjudging mom's age related to Titanic history.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was talking about when the movie came out...

    Tempest
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf at that age even I used to think that my parents were alive around that time.

    Maim
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once asked my mother who she voted for: Washington or Lincoln.

    #40

    A child's innocent question leads to an awkward conversation about gender roles with parents.

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more patient partner tends to follow the lead of the less patient one. Good relationships tend to follow that pattern.

    Panda'sMom
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid's got that right!

    #41

    Tweet about humorous parenting story with a toddler's unique request, related to awkward-parents-kids-conversations.

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    Sandella
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine inhales a whole pack of salami sigh

    Kaedyn Walsh
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I do too (I'm 52).i can easily make a meal out of a half lb of hard salami lol

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    Alex Boyd
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, unless you have a really strict grocery budget and have to ration the deli meats*, this doesn't sound like a problem. (*We did, when I was growing up. Deli meats and fresh fruit are the things I remember being told I couldn't have as much as I wanted because we couldn't afford it. Candy and junk food were also rationed, but that was more for nutritional reasons.)

    Ren Karlej
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite frankly, I've sometimes just had a good wodge of ham for lunch! Not bothered with a plate.

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    Mrs.C
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your 3 year old Liz Lemon?

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's daughter used to eat 'hand salmon'! It was smoked salmon eaten pretty much in the same way.

    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granddaughter, who is a picky eater & doesn't eat much variety, loves to eat sour cream with a spoon.

    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Joey's "peanut butter fingers"!

    January Tempis
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw that episode last night! I was hoping someone would point that out.

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    #42

    A tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations where a mom and her 3-year-old discuss talking gently.

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    uwuwuwu
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mat have overexplained the not offensive part

    uwuwuwu
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure, but i have heard this somwhere else, not meaning to be mean, still is funny.. just dont take it offensivly

    #43

    Parent recounting a humorous and awkward conversation with kids during breakfast on social media.

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    char
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kid brother is named graham and so a lot of people call him "graham cracker" as a nickname. well, lately, a bunch of his friends have shortened it to just "cracker". we are white and so are all of his friends (that's just the area we live in).

    UKGrandad
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuine question: why did you feel the need to justify the fact that your brother's friends are white?

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    glowworm2
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cracker" is a slang term for a white person. This would be funny as hell if the family is black.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the dad's profile picture, I'm guessing you're not that far off. Even funnier if the family is intraracial

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO 😂 as a white woman, I freakin love this

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    #44

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations with a humorous story involving a child's eerie statement about the attic.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is creepy. Better call the cops and have them check it out just in case.

    #45

    Tweet about a daughter's funny twist on a phrase, showcasing humorous parent-child conversations.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so crazy, it just might work!

    Disgruntled Panda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Difficult difficult, lemon difficult"

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's workshopping titles for new TLC albums

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard of easy peezy but never lemon squeezy.

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an advert in the 1950's

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    #46

    Tweet illustrating awkward parents-kids conversations with a child's insightful comment.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when my 3yo took kool-aid in the living room after I told her not to and proceeded to spill red kool-aid on white carpet and I was mad at her. She said, "I'm cool. I'm cool like chewbacca."

    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to tell on my little sister & then she'd get punished & I would feel bad & go comfort her.

    #48

    Tweet about a child's candid remark leading to an awkward conversation between parents and kids.

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second there I had a very different idea of the two year old " swinging "

    Moonie Pinkslip
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I was awaiting a husband/swinging punchline there...

    #49

    A tweet humorously highlights awkward conversations between parents and kids about imaginary toys in the womb.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before my sister was born I used to tell my mom she should really try eating some toys so the baby wouldn't get bored in there

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mothers organs. The bladder is a favorite

    Rachael green
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 5 year old came into the bathroom as I was drying off from my shower and said ' love you mummy, I don't even care about your big belly' 😂😭 I'm not thin by any means but I didn't think my 10 stone self deserve that. Kids know how to cut, even when they're trying to be nice!

    #50

    Tweet about a funny awkward conversation between a parent and their child asking about knowing their name.

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    #51

    Awkward conversation between a parent and child about fingers imagined as markers, illustrating humorous parental dialogue.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gonna be one big overthinker

    CamiCamilion
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can so imagine this conversation with my 4yo daughter. It's terrifying XD

    #52

    Parent shares an awkward conversation with their child about where music goes after being played, raising a philosophical question.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Into a weird part in your brain, so that sometime in the distant future you can hear a song and be transported back to a very specific time/place/feeling? My guess anyway.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Away, it goes away...then returns as a brainworm.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Starry skies, soft lullabies, where do they go when their melody dies? To a day, far, far away, that only the heart may know." -- Dan Fogelberg, "Only the Heart May Know"

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eventually it ends up coming out of the speakers at your grocery store.

    My O My
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In one side and out the other

    #53

    A tweet about a humorous moment in awkward parents-kids conversations involving an imaginary beer at a make-believe restaurant.

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    #54

    Tweet about funny awkward parents-kids conversation involving a child's imaginary house tour.

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    Bookworm
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    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already well trained in the art of trash-picking

    #55

    Tweet about awkward parents kids conversation regarding tummyache and funny misunderstanding about tummy eggs.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well she DOES have eggs in her body and she CAN get them some of them out but we'll save that for when she's older

    My O My
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She absolutely will get some out. And yes, you have a tummyache

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    #58

    A parent shares an awkward conversation with their child about wanting a mom in a black suit.

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    #60

    Tweet about a child's delayed reaction to hitting her leg, highlighting awkward parents-kids conversations.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son (also 3) is like this. He'll have a fabulous, wild day at kindergarten, nothing of note to report, and then three days later we'll find out that he fell off something, or someone pushed him over. He's easily distracted in the moment and only thinks about the repercussions much later!

    #61

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation with a son asking why he couldn't pick his own name.

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    #62

    Tweet humorously depicts awkward parents-kids conversation about a child regretting staying home from school.

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    Bean Driller
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Groceries won't be here until this evening?" This is a whole new world.

    #63

    Tweet showing a humorous conversation between a parent and a child about hair length, highlighting awkward parent-kid exchanges.

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good questions!

    #64

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations during eclipses, gaining 42.1K likes on social media.

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    #65

    Tweet about an awkward conversation with a child during a meltdown while watching The Great British Baking Show.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their special 'complainer crumpets'

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    #66

    Parent and child having an awkward conversation about height and weight.

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    #67

    Tweet showing an awkward conversation between a parent and kid about where you can p**p.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe check behind the couch??

    #68

    Tweet highlighting an awkward conversation with a kid about the taste and appearance of dinner.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I make a Persian dish called aash reshteh sometimes which features noodles, beans/chickpeas and a whole lot of herbs. The kids love it but it is known in the house as "that dinner that looks like muck but tastes amazing".

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that sounds delicious. I used to make a dessert called "love cake", it was so dense it collapsed on itself but was crazy delicious and make with love.

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    #69

    A humorous tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation, featuring a child's snack request and witty parental reply.

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    #70

    Tweet about awkward parents kids conversations: a child asks about peeing in heaven.

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    David Jeffery
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't keep peeing after you die, do you? Where's the fun in that?

    #71

    Tweet about a child's response to accidentally setting off a fire extinguisher, capturing an awkward parent-kid conversation.

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    #72

    Screenshot of a tweet showcasing awkward parents and kids conversations, with a humorous exchange about dreams.

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    #73

    Tweet about awkward conversation with child who dislikes parent's singing.

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    Sandella
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are toddlers so against us mums singing?!

    #74

    Tweet from Lucy about an awkward conversation with her daughter involving a classmate's name misunderstanding.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met a girl in Kentucky, introduced her to my mom as Churty. Turns out her name was Charity. Sounded like Churty to me :)

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    #76

    Tweet by Laura Marie about an awkward parent-kid conversation where a child calls cauliflower "colorless broccoli."

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you find out about purple broccoli.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait WHAT are you f*****g with me?? Google time.. edit: its real

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do call cauliflower "white broccoli" because the kids already know they like broccoli and, really, how different is it?

    char
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    find joy in the little things

    #77

    Tweet showing awkward parents kids conversations about existence and screen time.

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    #78

    Awkward parents-kids conversations depicted in a humorous tweet exchange about dating.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a certain degree of congruence there.

    #79

    Tweet sharing awkward parents and kids conversation about daycare and parenting.

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    #80

    Tweet about an awkward parents-kids conversation with a philosophical question from a 5-year-old.

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    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to wonder that when I was a kid!!

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was an episode of The Twilight Zone

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are definitely playing with us.

    tameson
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has he been watching Twilight Zone?

    #81

    Tweet about awkward conversations between parents and kids, highlighting humorous interaction with a 3-year-old.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    10 months ago

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    #82

    Tweet about an awkward parent-kid conversation discussing "Lundependence Day" misunderstanding.

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily enough there actually is an incredibly niche movement in the UK for London independence

    #83

    Tweet about a humorous conversation between a parent and child on using utensils for chicken wings.

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    #84

    Tweet humorously depicting awkward parents-kids conversations with a child upset about pre-birth photos.

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    #85

    Awkward conversation between parent and kid about needing a rat exterminator, shared in a humorous tweet.

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    #87

    Tweet about a parent and child conversation over a slightly burnt waffle.

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    #88

    Tweet about an awkward parents kids conversation regarding texting a 3-year-old without a phone or reading skills.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and hopefully doesn't consume Starbucks?

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of things she could have from Starbucks , hot chocolate , babycinno , cake

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    Alex De Sa
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What 3 year old can't read!?

    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little sister couldn't read until she was six.

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    #89

    Humorous tweet about parents and kids conversations, child shouting about bathroom privacy.

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    Sonny
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it get like that when some one constantly complains about something..

    #90

    Tweet about missing spoons reveals funny kids' confession in awkward parents-kids conversation.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't notice that you weren't getting spoons back with the lunchbox? Edit: I went to parent/teacher conference and they had lost and found on the tables. I was walking out with 5 lunch boxes and one of the admins stopped me and told me that I couldn't just take things, it was lost and found. I then proceeded to open each lunch box which had my daughter's name on it... So I guess if you have multiple kids it can get chaotic...my bad.

    Sonny
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the point of writing names in the lunch box if people out it in the L&F in stead of taking 2 seconds to read the name?

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always got sent to school with the cheap spoons we had for camping trips, so it wasn't a big deal if they accidentally got thrown out

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to start buying plastic spoons for your son to use.

    #91

    A humorous conversation about noses between a parent and child, illustrating awkward parents kids conversations.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but..."

    m6nbtfpx7q
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long pause as I consider the truth vs mental health and wellbeing

    #92

    Social media post about awkward parent-kid conversation, highlighting a child's unexpected excitement for a party.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dropping hints like cinderblocks

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she just decided that she was going to have an awesome day with either her teddies or her friends!

    #93

    Tweet capturing awkward parents kids conversation with a humorous exchange about growing up and mortality.

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    #94

    Tweet about a humorous conversation between a parent and child, featuring a child's comment on Hollywood.

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    #95

    Text from social media post about awkward conversations between a parent and a child discussing activities.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is a natural dancer - she has such rhythm and body isolations, it's nuts. (I used to dance, and my friend who still does noticed that she was a natural.) When I gently suggested she might like to try lessons she said "I don't want anyone telling me how to move my body - I just want to do what I feel the music make me do!"

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way too young to have been listening to Sammy Davis, Jr. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaalq3RYAyw )

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    #97

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations, child confused by stories before their birth.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do get offended about that!

    CamiCamilion
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yo is still processing this... "but, I wasn't maked yet?"

    char
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my family has four kids and there's a ten year gap between me (oldest) and the youngest. we often talk about things that happened when he was a a baby or before he was born and it's rather frustrating for him. when he was little little, he used to pretend he also had memories of the things we did when he was a baby. "I remember when we lived in [place we left when he was six months old]. I remember it was so snowy there."

    #98

    Tweet about an awkward conversation between parent and kid over tablet viewing habit.

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    #99

    Tweet by Neyo about a funny awkward conversation with his daughter questioning how her skin will regrow.

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    #100

    Tweet about a humorous awkward conversation between a parent and child.

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    #101

    Tweet about awkward conversation with child asking why each day is different, humorous parental frustration noted.

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    #102

    Tweet about a 4.5-year-old asking awkward questions on having another baby due to cold weather.

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard worse reasons to have a baby

    Caroline Lovejoy
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats honestly quite the creative solution.

    #103

    Tweet showcasing awkward parents kids conversations about a child's misunderstanding of "running nose."

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    C B Jones
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First attempt at a dad joke at 3, I say hat tip to you sir!

    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M 3 year old was coughing, and I said, "Aww, do you have a cough?" And he said, completely deadpan, "No, I have a lot of coughs."

    #104

    Parent tweeting about an awkward conversation with daughter, sharing a humorous exchange about a friend's birthday party.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find your own way home, pumpkin!

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    #106

    Awkward parent-kid conversation about visiting the graveyard and liking "dead beds" humorously shared online.

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    #107

    Child's conversation about "seaweed" CV; humorous awkward parent-kid exchange.

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    #108

    Tweet screenshot about a child's naive comment, highlighting awkward parents-kids conversations.

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