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Jasmine • commented on a post 11 months ago

People Online Shared 37 Stories Of When Their Decisions Or Mistakes Changed The Course Of Their Lives

I went into the foster system at the age of 9. I did have an unfit mother, but a loving and present father. I was taken away from them due a crime my father committed when I was 3. However, my father was a very active parent and did a great job raising me. He wasn’t the kind of parent who simply clothed me, provided food, and sent me to school. He instilled morals and values in me, he spent his weekends taking me hiking or biking or swimming, he told me he loved me and was proud of me. Then I was taken away and would live with 10 different families over the next 9 years. I lived with numerous families who only chose to foster due to the stipends and food stamps you get as a foster parent, I lived with one family where the mom was clinically depressed and bipolar and would make up lies about things I had done. I could go on, but the point is, the foster system at *least needs to have better homes available before removing children from their families.

Jasmine • commented on 9 posts 1 year ago

30 Moments When Parents On Twitter Realized Their Kids Were Criminal Masterminds

What does this mean? I don't get it.

Here Are My 46 Silly Watercolor Comics About My Daily Struggles

so no one's gonna comment on the saggy eyeball?

30 Moments When Parents On Twitter Realized Their Kids Were Criminal Masterminds

What does this mean? I don't get it.

Here Are My 46 Silly Watercolor Comics About My Daily Struggles

so no one's gonna comment on the saggy eyeball?

40 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Scientific' Diagrams You'll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?'

Glad I could be of service! XD

40 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Scientific' Diagrams You'll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?'

When you do leg day too much and neglect your upper body.

40 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Scientific' Diagrams You'll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?'

I'm uncomfortable.

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

While this may work for some, this isn't the healthiest way to fall asleep. Tv's emit blue light which activates cortisol production while limiting melatonin. So if you can find a healthier way to fall asleep that works for you, that would be better. I know not everyone falls asleep easily, though.

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

I think they meant this as a general rule. Not applicable to every person on the face of this planet.

People Are Ridiculing Melania Trump's White House Rose Garden Renovation With Savage Tweets

I truly wish my life was so untroubled that I had it in me to be "outraged" over someone else's gardening taste being different than mine.

People Are Ridiculing Melania Trump's White House Rose Garden Renovation With Savage Tweets

Oh good. Just what we all needed. A whole article of negativity. Because we don't already see enough of that.

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Jasmine • upvoted 30 items 1 year ago

I Make Silly Watercolor Comics (Very Cool) (17 Pics)

40 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Scientific' Diagrams You'll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?'

Thank you, Jasmine. That literally made me LOL!

40 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Scientific' Diagrams You'll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?'

Genuinely made me laugh out loud

40 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Scientific' Diagrams You'll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?'

so is Sparky

40 Of The Most Ridiculous 'Scientific' Diagrams You'll See That Beg The Question ‘What Were They Thinking?'

you're not the only one

'Weird History' Is An Account That Shares Interesting, Odd, And Funny Things That Happened Throughout History

My cousin Roman is, regrettably, still alive and keeps bugging me to go bowling with him or whatever...

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

I don't! I'm quite the slob... but then I work for myself and from my home. My dogs think I'm a complete disgrace! Though I will make the effort not to embarrass them when I take them for a walk! 🤣🤣🤣

My 30 Comics About Ironic And Funny Situations Girls Live Through During Summer

dat @$$ doe!

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

Caffeine has absolutely no effect on me; I could drink half a pint of strong espresso just before bed and is still sleep like a log.

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

Did I remember to eat a towel before I did the dance after singing Baby Shark before I locked the door?

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

Well, I wasn't going to upvote it but then I did, just for you. So you found a way. :)

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

How can I upvote this twice?

Person Asks "What Is So Stupid But It Actually Really Works?" And 30 People Deliver

If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. 💁

There's An Online Page That Collects Bad Amazon Movie Reviews And Here's 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Why did they blur out the word whale?

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

because I don't put random crap in my oven....and I expect everyone else in my house to have the common sense to not put random crap in my oven.

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

Because you expect that it's going to be empty.

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

Just as well no one was standing there. Next time place a bottle of Tomato sauce on the floor&when they drill, they will find the blood like stuff might give them pause for thought

Stupid-But-Works-Life-Hacks

Exercising once per day cutting down on caffeine after noon keeping your phone out of your bed reading light fiction at bedtime keeping a notepad and pencil next to your bed Then you will fall asleep on time.

‘What Could Go Wrong’: 40 Times People Immediately Regretted Their Poor Life Choices

I wish I hadn't seen this. But warning duly taken.

Stupid-But-Works-Life-Hacks

Long story short: A boorish guy was bullying my grandfather at a movie theater. My grandpa turned around and literally blew air on his face. The man was so weirded out that he left the theater.