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Paul Jordan • commented on 22 posts 2 months ago

30 Times People Spotted Exciting Creativity In Bars And Restaurants And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Same in New Zealand and Australia...

30 Times People Spotted Exciting Creativity In Bars And Restaurants And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

It is not a hold over from slavery. Tipping came about because of the new rich in America went to Europe and it happened there... in "up market" restaurants. They brought it back with them and now untold hundreds of thousands of Americans have to subsist on the money from tips. Imagine in any other occupation being paid by tips. Insane. If you are good looking it works for you. The rest have to try and compete against those with good looks. And what about those working in back of the house?

30 Times People Spotted Exciting Creativity In Bars And Restaurants And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Same in New Zealand and Australia...

30 Times People Spotted Exciting Creativity In Bars And Restaurants And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

New Zealanders Share Pics Of What A 'Hellhole' Their Country Is As A Response To Trump And His Supporters

They ain't flip flops... dems Jandals. And. Don't. You. Ferget. It. Heathen. /sarcasm off

New Zealanders Share Pics Of What A 'Hellhole' Their Country Is As A Response To Trump And His Supporters

@SoozeeQ oh so wrong... 3 main islands. North, South & Stewart Island... ok Stewart is small compared to North & South but still...

New Zealanders Share Pics Of What A 'Hellhole' Their Country Is As A Response To Trump And His Supporters

Does NZ win? Massively. Stats are usually given as a ratio of x per thousand (sometimes x per 10 thousand) people.

New Zealanders Share Pics Of What A 'Hellhole' Their Country Is As A Response To Trump And His Supporters

...ah, but it would be higher except we are heading into an election and then pollsters go out and people, especially like me, lie like hell to the pollsters. They refer to people like me as cunning stunts.

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

Epic comment.

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

This!

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

The only holes in jeans should be where they reside ON your hips and where your feet poke out. Anywhere else is just plain, or fancy, tacky.

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

Wooden spoon even...

The Internet Thinks We Should Pronounce These 30 Words Differently, And It's Hilarious

I still say that today... just to piss people off... and I'm 66

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

So, look up instead. First world problems huh?

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

Most people in New Zealand do. Apart from those of Asian backgrounds.

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

Just wish it would WHACK the bad haired Orange skinned fella. Like yesterday.

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

Of course. America, the land of the free, to be screwed over by the mofo employers.

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

Historically in NZ if you worked overtime (i.e. in excess of 8 hours) you got time and a half for the first 4 hours and double time thereafter. Work over 8 hours on a Saturday or any time on a Sunday and it was triple time. Then along came MOFO Nat government and phukked up all the legislation. I'm still unsure why none of them lost their lives from rebellion.

40 Times People Noticed These Instagrammers That Are Beyond Fake And Decided To Expose Them Online (New Pics)

Picture on the right she looks stunning... on the left? Well the left makes plastic look good. /smh

50 Funny Animal Posts That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (New Pics)

Welcome to Bearadise Hotel. Sorry folks, no room at the inn, its bearly coping as it is. Now, where's the bear beer?

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Paul Jordan • commented on 17 posts 3 months ago

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

Looks like the walking deadish to me... r,g&dfc

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

Yep, the sooner the Republican party is disbanded the better... wait... what?

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

Looks like the walking deadish to me... r,g&dfc

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

Yep, the sooner the Republican party is disbanded the better... wait... what?

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

That's totally bloody hilarious. Obviously uptight American's don't think so. If your offended by that then you now know exactly what you are... lol

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

You are so right. When I was a kid I was taught an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Nowadays its an Apple a year makes your money disappear. To those people all I can say is FFS!

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Budget! Ugly 6 letter word isn't it? Seriously, don't buy "new" stuff buy second hand. Its usually of better quality anyway. Buy what you NEED not what you WANT.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Agree. But its hard when your other half has a you only live once mentality. Conversely, you only die once as well...

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

But, America is the land of plenty. Where anyone can get ahead. Why, just look at mr Trump! /sarcasm

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

If that is so, then how do you have internet access?

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Who's going to teach it? Teachers? Most of them probably don't know how to do it themselves.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Summed up in 2 words. Credit Cards. Before ya know it you haven't paid the outstanding balance in full and now your paying outrageous amounts of interest. I've seen 27% interest on some cards. Highway Robbery.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

I buy old time quality second hand tools unless its something I'm going to use lots and lots. Then I buy upper mid range. No way I'm paying top dollar for minuscule increments of quality.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Yikes, my stomach turned on reading that... bleuch!

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

If your man works 24/7 how (1) did you get pregnant, and (2) how come he is still alive?

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Typical banter of lowlife sleazebags? Who'd want to associate with people who use that sort of language? Seriously??

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

...then again, could be cunning reverse psychology. Nah, just kidding...

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

...the opposite of negative energy!

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

Totally, better to arrive late than DEAD on time.

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Paul Jordan • upvoted an item 3 months ago

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

Yep, the sooner the Republican party is disbanded the better... wait... what?

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Paul Jordan • commented on 20 posts 2 months ago

30 Times People Spotted Exciting Creativity In Bars And Restaurants And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Same in New Zealand and Australia...

30 Times People Spotted Exciting Creativity In Bars And Restaurants And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

New Zealanders Share Pics Of What A 'Hellhole' Their Country Is As A Response To Trump And His Supporters

They ain't flip flops... dems Jandals. And. Don't. You. Ferget. It. Heathen. /sarcasm off

New Zealanders Share Pics Of What A 'Hellhole' Their Country Is As A Response To Trump And His Supporters

@SoozeeQ oh so wrong... 3 main islands. North, South & Stewart Island... ok Stewart is small compared to North & South but still...

New Zealanders Share Pics Of What A 'Hellhole' Their Country Is As A Response To Trump And His Supporters

Does NZ win? Massively. Stats are usually given as a ratio of x per thousand (sometimes x per 10 thousand) people.

New Zealanders Share Pics Of What A 'Hellhole' Their Country Is As A Response To Trump And His Supporters

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

Epic comment.

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

This!

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

The only holes in jeans should be where they reside ON your hips and where your feet poke out. Anywhere else is just plain, or fancy, tacky.

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

Wooden spoon even...

The Internet Thinks We Should Pronounce These 30 Words Differently, And It's Hilarious

I still say that today... just to piss people off... and I'm 66

German Photographer Compares 14 Fridges And Their Owners Around The World

Wow, a boiler from 1914 era? OMG... ran off gas I suppose, not wood fired. ; p

German Photographer Compares 14 Fridges And Their Owners Around The World

Wow, bunch of retarded comments. In France, they buy most of the food they are eating on the day. They don't "need" to stock a lot in the fridge. Even I, a mere kiwi, knows that. FFSP

German Photographer Compares 14 Fridges And Their Owners Around The World

More like Adulter surprises to me... rg&dfc

People Share 30 Honest Slogans For US States, And They're Hilariously Fitting

...next state over... son of a beach.

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

So, look up instead. First world problems huh?

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

Most people in New Zealand do. Apart from those of Asian backgrounds.

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

Just wish it would WHACK the bad haired Orange skinned fella. Like yesterday.

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

Of course. America, the land of the free, to be screwed over by the mofo employers.

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

Paul Jordan • upvoted 20 items 3 months ago

People Are Posting Their Most Embarrassing Childhood Photos (50 New Pics)

Yep, the sooner the Republican party is disbanded the better... wait... what?

30 Photos Show How People Look Before And After Their Hair Transformation

Oi, stop insulting cunts.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

The man who invented autocorrect should die in hello.

I Continue Posing With My Cardboard Cutouts At Sunset And Here Is The Result

Sittin' in the evenin' sun / I'll be sittin' when the mornin' comes / Watchin' the clouds roll in / Then I watch 'em roll away again /// I'm sittin' on the line in the sky / Watchin' the clouds, way up high / I'm sittin' on the line in the sky / Wastin' time ...

New Zealanders Share Pics Of What A 'Hellhole' Their Country Is As A Response To Trump And His Supporters

[sarcasm = on] Hahahahahahahahaha [sarcasm = off]

I Continue Posing With My Cardboard Cutouts At Sunset And Here Is The Result

You can count on some monkey business, but I guess he found his prime mate!

I Continue Posing With My Cardboard Cutouts At Sunset And Here Is The Result

30 Times People Spotted Exciting Creativity In Bars And Restaurants And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

But Budweiser isn't beer, its witches piss.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Retard.

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Retard.

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

...knee-apoli-TAN!!! :P

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

>in case of emergency, insert tracheostomy tube here<

"Always Wear Sunscreen!": 40 People Who Failed To Do It And Ended Up Looking Like Dorks

Where did he go to get that tanned? The sun?

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

fuck that

Immigrants Who Moved To The US Say These 30 Social Habits Are Super Hard To Get Used To

In a Democracy the populous is in charge. That's a pretty good reason fr knowing the rates

40 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Embarrassed Themselves On The Internet (New Pics)

Thanks for that. Much appreciated. Said no-one. Ever.

35 People Share What They Thought Was A Useless Piece Of Advice, But Changed Their Minds After Trying It

If only that would work for everyone who needs it to.

30 Old People Using The 😂 Emoji Without Knowing The Meaning Of It

OOOOOOOOOH CANNOLI IS THE CAT! I thought thet were talking about the foood

38 Of The Funniest 'Outstanding Move' Jokes Ever

I fuck'sing agrees's with's you's.

38 Of The Funniest 'Outstanding Move' Jokes Ever

That'd only engrave it into brains of simpletons.

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