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Notorious DBT • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

If You're Tired Of All The Depressing News, These 50 Wholesome Stories Might Just Balance Everything Out

Takes a lot of talent to breakdance.

If You're Tired Of All The Depressing News, These 50 Wholesome Stories Might Just Balance Everything Out

First, congratulations on your bundle of joy. Second, when you find formula you need to "pretend" we live in a dystopian world.

If You're Tired Of All The Depressing News, These 50 Wholesome Stories Might Just Balance Everything Out

Takes a lot of talent to breakdance.

If You're Tired Of All The Depressing News, These 50 Wholesome Stories Might Just Balance Everything Out

First, congratulations on your bundle of joy. Second, when you find formula you need to "pretend" we live in a dystopian world.

If You're Tired Of All The Depressing News, These 50 Wholesome Stories Might Just Balance Everything Out

can you, like, stop commenting? you're a buzzkill, dude.

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Notorious DBT • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

"That's It, I'm Wedding Shaming": 40 Times People Just Had To Shame These Weddings Online (New Posts)

"Listen, lady, I became you're ex-photographer because you were a moron. Since your situation hasn't changed, neither will mine."

This Facebook Group Shares Curious Historical Artefacts From The Past, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting

Shoes were valuable, as well as clothes or other things. According to facinghistory.org : "Men's underwear, men's clothing, including footwear, were first to fill staff needs at the concentration camps and then to be sent, for sale, to the troops as an undertaking of the Ethnic German Welfare Office (VOMI). The proceeds were to go to the Reich. Women's clothing, underwear, and footwear and also children's clothing and underwear were to go to VOMI for cash. "

Notorious DBT • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

“That’s It, I’m Hair Shaming”: 50 Times People Couldn't Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Haircuts

I don't think anyone expects Nicki Minaj to have a normal hairstyle, plus it's a wig, probably one of thousands.

Guy Is Sharing Useful Tips He Wishes He Had Known Sooner, And Here Are 29 Of The Best Ones (New Posts)

Stuff like this convinces me that this guy is an expert in nothing.

“That’s It, I’m Hair Shaming”: 50 Times People Couldn't Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Haircuts

I don't think anyone expects Nicki Minaj to have a normal hairstyle, plus it's a wig, probably one of thousands.

Guy Is Sharing Useful Tips He Wishes He Had Known Sooner, And Here Are 29 Of The Best Ones (New Posts)

Stuff like this convinces me that this guy is an expert in nothing.

“That’s It, I’m Hair Shaming”: 50 Times People Couldn't Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Haircuts

I said certified freak - seven days a week - Whack a*s haircut - make that doo game weak, woo

Guy Is Sharing Useful Tips He Wishes He Had Known Sooner, And Here Are 29 Of The Best Ones (New Posts)

Not true. You need a minimum of 6 layers of foil, or you're damaging the blade. This guy gives terrible advice and idiots buy into it.

“That’s It, I’m Hair Shaming”: 50 Times People Couldn't Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Haircuts

Have an up vote from me : )

“That’s It, I’m Hair Shaming”: 50 Times People Couldn't Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Haircuts

When you wear your hairline like your mask

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Notorious DBT • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

Brides-To-Be Put Trust In This Makeup Artist To Look Stunning On Their Big Day, And Here Are 23 Of The Best Before-And-After Pics (New Pics)

Agreed, though I thought more like bratz dolls.

Brides-To-Be Put Trust In This Makeup Artist To Look Stunning On Their Big Day, And Here Are 23 Of The Best Before-And-After Pics (New Pics)

The make up job is incredible, but they are all look like if came from a Barbie-factory. They are look like the same. Why does it need to be the same look?

Notorious DBT • commented on a post 6 days ago

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

Going door to door marketing your own business IS hustling.

Notorious DBT • upvoted 10 items 1 week ago

Animals, Funny

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

I must confess I'm a little disappointed. The article title says “Animals In The Wrong Places”, yet all these animals seem to be in exactly the right places!

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

I wonder if they also have the lipstick requirement for the men they interview...

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

Proudly sponsored by VISA, American Express and MasterCard...

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

no then she backflipped and THEN everyone clapped

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

and then everyone clapped

At 3201 Peach Tree At In Sarasota You Can Live Like The Jetsons! Check Out This Vintage Gem!

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Notorious DBT • upvoted 13 items 1 week ago

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Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

Soooo...the reward is basically a card saying Get The F**K Out. But come back for your shift.

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

wow that sounds great

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

Laid off... in an endearing way

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

Unpaid time off = time off to find another job!

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

In other words, your fired?

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

Michael's owning their belief that staff are serfs

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

Oh, thank you, this will go perfectly with my “unworked time on” I prepared for you ❤️

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

sure you do michaels, sure you do

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

Wow… thanks… means a lot…

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

Wow nice

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

Gee...thanks?

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Notorious DBT • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

So basically I get to not be paid on my scheduled day off.

People Remember Watching These 35 Movies As Kids But Nobody Else Seems To Recall Them, As Shared In This Online Group

That last scene with the toaster...

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

So basically I get to not be paid on my scheduled day off.

People Remember Watching These 35 Movies As Kids But Nobody Else Seems To Recall Them, As Shared In This Online Group

That last scene with the toaster...

People Remember Watching These 35 Movies As Kids But Nobody Else Seems To Recall Them, As Shared In This Online Group

I loved this movie!

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Notorious DBT • commented on a post 6 days ago

40 Cringeworthy LinkedIn Posts That Got Called Out By This Twitter Page

Going door to door marketing your own business IS hustling.

Notorious DBT • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn't Go As Expected (50 New Pics)

So basically I get to not be paid on my scheduled day off.

People Remember Watching These 35 Movies As Kids But Nobody Else Seems To Recall Them, As Shared In This Online Group

That last scene with the toaster...

People Remember Watching These 35 Movies As Kids But Nobody Else Seems To Recall Them, As Shared In This Online Group

I loved this movie!

People Are Sharing 40 Things That Are Completely Normal In Their Culture But Would Be Considered Weird Elsewhere

After installing bidets at my and my boyfriend's house, I feel gross using any other toilet.

Notorious DBT • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

"Ex-Girlfriend Baby-Trapped Me": 30 Parents Get Real About What It's Like To Raise Children They Never Wanted

This is what happens when people are forced to stay pregnant and raise children they don’t want.

"Tattoo Fails": 50 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were

I would totally get a tat of something my son drew.

Someone Asked Folks Online To Share The Food They Never Grew Out Of Hating, And 30 People Delivered

Raisins.

Guy Plans To Pop The Question During A Long-Awaited Vacation, Mother Throws A Tantrum Because He Refused To Take Her

Mom sounds like a narcissist.

Commenter Makes A Fool Of Himself By Mistaking This Teacher’s Initiative To Provide Tampons To School Girls With Contraception

This is what happens when we leave sex education up to parents.

50 Times People Left Such Hilarious Comments On YouTube Videos, They Ended Up Being Better Than The Videos Themselves

I've watched her videos. She's great!

Notorious DBT • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

Student Has Had Enough Of Financially-Struggling Roommate Eating All Of Her Food, Buys A Mini Fridge For Her Room Only, Drama Ensues

I hope she locks her door when she's not there because this roommate will absolutely raid her mini fridge.

Notorious DBT • commented on 4 posts 4 weeks ago

40 Cool But Pretty Disturbing Facts About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About

Babies do this when they don't sleep with us. It's why they sleep much better in our beds.

40 Cool But Pretty Disturbing Facts About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About

Yeah, being able to produce food with your body is gross. Weirdo. It's an amazing ability.

40 Cool But Pretty Disturbing Facts About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About

It does. It's very easy for babies to digest. Cow milk and other milks are much harder to digest for them so they have to be altered to be given I.e. infant formula.

40 Cool But Pretty Disturbing Facts About The Human Body That Not Many People Know About

Babies can drink human milk. After that most of us can't tolerate it.

Notorious DBT • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

40 Of The Most Bonkers Pet Names, As Shared By Their Owners In This Now-Viral Twitter Thread

I refuse to give my cats boring names. They are Sad Cloudy, Leona, and Irving.

Server Goes On A Rant About Customers Who Don't Tip Enough, Divides The Internet

Unfortunately this is how it works in the US but it's not like consumers don't know this is the system. You know tipping is what you're supposed to do. People are just being cheap.

This Online Page Showcases How Weird Our Ancestors Were, Posts 30 Pics As Proof

At first I thought it was Bea Arthur.

Worker Refuses To Donate Vacation Days To A Colleague With A Sick Daughter, Gets Hate From Entire Office, Wonders If He's A Jerk

This makes me so mad. The company should not demand other staff donate money (which is essentially what PTO is) when they could more easily help out their employee. At least in NJ (where I live), we have paid family leave in the form of up to 12 weeks off with 80% of your salary (but it's capped). California and seven other states and DC have it too. You also get job protection.

Notorious DBT • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

"That's It, I'm Wedding Shaming": 40 Times People Just Had To Shame These Weddings Online (New Posts)

"Listen, lady, I became you're ex-photographer because you were a moron. Since your situation hasn't changed, neither will mine."

This Facebook Group Shares Curious Historical Artefacts From The Past, Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting

If You're Tired Of All The Depressing News, These 50 Wholesome Stories Might Just Balance Everything Out

can you, like, stop commenting? you're a buzzkill, dude.

If You're Tired Of All The Depressing News, These 50 Wholesome Stories Might Just Balance Everything Out

Takes a lot of talent to breakdance.

If You're Tired Of All The Depressing News, These 50 Wholesome Stories Might Just Balance Everything Out

First, congratulations on your bundle of joy. Second, when you find formula you need to "pretend" we live in a dystopian world.

Notorious DBT • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

“That’s It, I’m Hair Shaming”: 50 Times People Couldn't Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Haircuts

I said certified freak - seven days a week - Whack a*s haircut - make that doo game weak, woo

“That’s It, I’m Hair Shaming”: 50 Times People Couldn't Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Haircuts

I don't think anyone expects Nicki Minaj to have a normal hairstyle, plus it's a wig, probably one of thousands.

“That’s It, I’m Hair Shaming”: 50 Times People Couldn't Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Haircuts

Have an up vote from me : )

“That’s It, I’m Hair Shaming”: 50 Times People Couldn't Hold Back From Roasting Tragic Haircuts

When you wear your hairline like your mask

Guy Is Sharing Useful Tips He Wishes He Had Known Sooner, And Here Are 29 Of The Best Ones (New Posts)

Stuff like this convinces me that this guy is an expert in nothing.

Guy Is Sharing Useful Tips He Wishes He Had Known Sooner, And Here Are 29 Of The Best Ones (New Posts)

Not true. You need a minimum of 6 layers of foil, or you're damaging the blade. This guy gives terrible advice and idiots buy into it.

Notorious DBT • upvoted 9 items 6 days ago

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Cabbage Leaves Can Help Reduce Pain In Swollen Nipples After Nursing. A Local Rescue Posted This Photo Of One Of Their Mama Cats Getting The Cabbage Treatment

More Food !!!

90 Degree Kitty

My Cat Likes To Sleep In A Perfectly Straight Line

My Cat Staring At A Piece Of Rice

Cosmo (Office Cat). Spent Days Only In The Sink. Took Him To The Vet. Vet Said He's In The Sink Constantly "Because He's A Cat"

Whenever We Turn A Fan Or Air Filter On Our Little Girl Goes And Sits Right In Front Of It And Makes Her ‘Fan Face’

Every Graduation From UG-PhD We Have Managed To Recreate The Original "Awkward Family Photo". Last Night Was No Exception

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