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One night my spouse got up to get water just as I was starting to fall asleep. When she came back in the room she crawled around the bed to my side, and licked my hand, which was dangling over the edge of the bed. I woke up thinking a dog was in the room, saw her crouching down there and jumped out of the bed. I couldn't even speak for a minute because of how much it scared me, and she just rolled around on the floor laughing hysterically.
A Sea Bass
I had to confiscate a sea bass from a student who had brought it in to use in the playground at break time...he was walking around slapping people in the face with it and challenging them to a duel..
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Uniforms (especially of high function, such as doctors, fireman, army...) can trick your mind. Just because someone wear one doesn't mean they are kind and safe, and can't hurt you. Even if it's a real one or during work hour/on duty.
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Firefighter here; Sleep with your doors shut at night (helps prevent fire spread/smoke inhalation) Be able to crawl, blindfolded, out of every room in your house. Make sure everyone in your home knows what to do in the event of a fire. Where to meet afterwards, etc. If you have kids, explain to them that firefighters may look ‘scary’ in full turnout gear, but they can not be afraid of us. Friendly reminder while I have your attention; check the batteries in your smoke detector. They truly are life savers.
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Don't merge back in front of a semi truck until you can see where its steer (front) tires meet the pavement, then keep going. Truckers don't leave big gaps in front of themselves in traffic out of the kindness of their hearts. They do it because trucks are hard to stop even with powerful air brakes, and the kinetic energy in an 80,000 truck/load combo traveling at 65mph would turn you into a fine pink mist if they hit you. WAY too many drivers don't know how to act around semis, at their mortal peril. Source: am trucker
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Oh I have a really good one. In the event of a disaster, such as earthquake or flood, The drinking water system frequently becomes contaminated. Therefore you need to shut off the intake valve to your water heater. Then your water heater becomes an emergency drinking water tank.
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Around any body of water: - Feet first first time - never dive unless you know how deep the water is. - Drowning looks like climbing a ladder, and it's silent. - If you get into a dangerous current swim perpendicular to it. - If you're in water over your head, or in a dangerous current, flip, float, and follow.Show All 20 Upvotes
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