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I, STARSCREAM, AIR COMMANDER OF THE DECEPTICONS, HAVE HACKED INTO(with soundwave's help) THIS PAGE,AND IT IS NOW MINE TO CONTROL! NYHEHAHAHAHAA!i am now a gimmick panda, i will reply to any and all posts how i think starscream would react to them. expect me to switch to different cursed images of starscream, be it weird smear frames, funny paused moments of him, or cursed versions of any of his product forms,have good time with this, i know i will be Formerly, your local pyromaniac.

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Cursed Starscream • submitted a list addition 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Take An Internet Checkpoint (Closed)

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Cursed Starscream • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Take An Internet Checkpoint (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • commented on 18 posts 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ive only gotten 1 chance to do that, and it was hilarious

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

of you want something good to sleep to though, zeitgeist ASMR. my friend told me to try it and i conked out from when i put it on till 11 in the morning.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ive only gotten 1 chance to do that, and it was hilarious

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

of you want something good to sleep to though, zeitgeist ASMR. my friend told me to try it and i conked out from when i put it on till 11 in the morning.

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

oh yeah? im a hyper mega homie, you wouldnt get it

This Page Posts Pics With No Context For Your Entertainment, And Here's 35 Of The Best

yeah. then toy just need to be able to speak russian and record it via dashcam.

30 Dishes From The Menu Of Picky Eaters Outside The US, According To People Online

my collection of foods i will eat myself and make if left to my own devices for food: cereal, grilled cheese, a sandwhich with a lot of mustard, nuggets, pizza rolls, untoasted bread(finished the bag of buttermilk bread when taking my meds this morning as i kinda skipped breakfast), uncooked instant noodles, crushed ice, and varios chips and crackers. i know its not that picky, but i would eat most of these made into a snackmix instead of other stuff, like tortilla soup.

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

can we cut it out with this whole argument? we as a species are omnivores, we dont need exclusively plants or only meats, having both is essential! im tired of all the tiktok health influencers saying that meat is not necessary in a diet and making a bunch of substitutes that look like they came out me a**e, and im also sick of gymbros saying that eating plants are for babies, like dude, you ever just munch on an entire carrot? its tasty. just eat your veggies tyler, and stop crying over a porkchop brightanneigh, the pig's already dead.

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

oats made overnight

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They lockеd me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats makе me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.(im so sorry, its just instinct to do this)

50 Absolutely Spot-On Introvert Memes To Make You Snicker

my strategy with this or THOSE kids in high school is just s**t louder.

50 Absolutely Spot-On Introvert Memes To Make You Snicker

agreed. itd be more calming than here to walk in a forest at night in finland.

50 Absolutely Spot-On Introvert Memes To Make You Snicker

pringles can of children.

Here’s An Instagram Page Dedicated To Memes That Would Benefit From A Therapist’s Consult (50 New Memes)

no. ive just been feeling more and more like im just here because space needed to be filled, and i dont deserve any of the stuff i get. but im alive, and have people to spite so ill keep going.

“Something Bad Is Happening There”: 30 Weird And Cult-Like Towns Across The USA

never been to a creepy place like these, and it was more of an isolated event for me. e and my family were in old sac, and in the middle of the day some dudes just started giving an open sermon with stereo speakers out in the middle of a crosswalk, and as my sibling and i are most definetly lgbtq, i was pretty uncomfortable. never happened anytime we went before, it was just that time. couldnt hear myself think over it. was tempted to just ask the nearby music performers to play as loud as they can to drown it out, but we did get far enough away.

37 Bizarre Human Moments, As Shared On “Humans Doing Human Things” (New Pics)

same but out of pleasure. put some mustard in there and i got a tasty snack on the go!

37 Bizarre Human Moments, As Shared On “Humans Doing Human Things” (New Pics)

new design for kevin leven dropped.

40 Cursed Pics To Make Your Day 100% Weirder, As Shared On This IG Page

i was about to say the same...BUT STILL, COME ON DUDE!!!

21 Slightly Inappropriate Comics By “Fruit Gone Bad” (New Pics)

maybe in about, 15 minutes?

21 Slightly Inappropriate Comics By “Fruit Gone Bad” (New Pics)

yes there is. To keep us strong, there are many temptations in this world, so it helps to stop it, and stay strong.

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Cursed Starscream • submitted a new post 2 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

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40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

21 Slightly Inappropriate Comics By “Fruit Gone Bad” (New Pics)

maybe in about, 15 minutes?

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

21 Slightly Inappropriate Comics By “Fruit Gone Bad” (New Pics)

maybe in about, 15 minutes?

40 Cursed Pics To Make Your Day 100% Weirder, As Shared On This IG Page

Ed...ward?

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • commented on 4 posts 3 months ago

“Sausage Fingers”: 40 Symptoms People Realized Weren’t Just Weird Quirks

i slept with my eyes open one time, but i think that was pure hallucination. i also have this weird voice quirk which my friend says is just the autism, and that he could immediately detect it too.

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

would you prefer everyone on the internet talk more nobally? "I do say my good sir, this doth be different from when you last made it, is there an uninformed ingredient added to this banquet?"

“Sausage Fingers”: 40 Symptoms People Realized Weren’t Just Weird Quirks

i slept with my eyes open one time, but i think that was pure hallucination. i also have this weird voice quirk which my friend says is just the autism, and that he could immediately detect it too.

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

would you prefer everyone on the internet talk more nobally? "I do say my good sir, this doth be different from when you last made it, is there an uninformed ingredient added to this banquet?"

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

nah this is natures 2nd rule in action: f**k around and find out

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

its just a couple a lads havin a laugh, bein lil pranksters

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Cursed Starscream • submitted a new post 1 month ago

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Hey Pandas, Take An Internet Checkpoint (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted a new post 3 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Show Me A Time When A Fan Project Was Better Than The Source Material

Cursed Starscream • submitted a new post 5 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You've Missed Out On? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

Cursed Starscream • submitted 7 new posts 1 year ago

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Nostalgic Flash Game

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your "Tis But A Scratch" Moment? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas,i Need Ideas

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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Defense Tools Against An Evil Cat? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Send The Weirdest Things You Have Screenshots Of (Closed)

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Fun Little Challenge For Ya Bored Panda's Out There

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Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Found Odd Before But Not Anymore? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted a list addition 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Take An Internet Checkpoint (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Time When A Fan Project Was Better Than The Source Material

Cursed Starscream • submitted 2 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You've Missed Out On? (Closed)

I, Starscream, Demand You Draw Something Funny For Me To Enjoy(Sorry If Title Is Off-Putting,please Do This)

Cursed Starscream • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Thing Your Dog Has Eaten? (Closed)

Cursed Starscream • submitted 12 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Nostalgic Flash Game

Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower, And The First Person Commenting Below You Will Pick A Side Effect!

Hey Pandas, If You Could Save One Animal From Extinction What Would It Be?

Pandas,beware! The Purge Is Upon Us

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Parents Should Stop Doing?

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing That Has Happened To You On Your Birthday? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Piece Of Advice That Helped You Several Times? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About A Moment In Your Life That Was So Funny It Seemed Like A Scene From A Comedy Show (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Halloween Memory? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Craziest “How We Met” Story? (Closed)

Who Would You Rather Side With,fellow Pandas

Cursed Starscream • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

ooh, intresting concept. and also yes, more janice. poor girl didnt deserve all the hate

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

seriously, this would be hilarious to see

Hey Pandas, Come Up With Bad But Good Network Show Ideas

sweet. final contest could be the FBP

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You've Missed Out On? (Closed)

also, autism be damned that boy is an alien.

21 Slightly Inappropriate Comics By “Fruit Gone Bad” (New Pics)

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

yeah. but does it look like i give a f**k when i can scan an entire ham forr the price of an apple?

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

so, a ps5 is now a lime? sweet

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

course it was the british museum Edit: i know its wrong location, just let me have this joke

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

its only illigal ig you get caught

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius

also: use fancier dialect to make it seem more serious to get more time off. would you put somebody with the pestilence back in 4 days? i thought not

Cursed Starscream • commented on 10 posts 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Technology-Related Advancement That Serves No Real Purpose? (Closed)

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ive only gotten 1 chance to do that, and it was hilarious

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

of you want something good to sleep to though, zeitgeist ASMR. my friend told me to try it and i conked out from when i put it on till 11 in the morning.

50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

oh yeah? im a hyper mega homie, you wouldnt get it

This Page Posts Pics With No Context For Your Entertainment, And Here's 35 Of The Best

yeah. then toy just need to be able to speak russian and record it via dashcam.

30 Dishes From The Menu Of Picky Eaters Outside The US, According To People Online

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

oats made overnight

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

50 Absolutely Spot-On Introvert Memes To Make You Snicker

my strategy with this or THOSE kids in high school is just s**t louder.

50 Absolutely Spot-On Introvert Memes To Make You Snicker

agreed. itd be more calming than here to walk in a forest at night in finland.

Cursed Starscream • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

40 Cheaper Options People Have Realized They Actually Prefer To The More Expensive Alternatives

40 Cursed Pics To Make Your Day 100% Weirder, As Shared On This IG Page

Ed...ward?

21 Slightly Inappropriate Comics By “Fruit Gone Bad” (New Pics)

maybe in about, 15 minutes?

Cursed Starscream • upvoted an item 3 months ago

Queen-Of-Sarcasm-Memes

Cursed Starscream • upvoted 5 items 4 months ago

30 Funny And Very Specific Shirts, As Shared On This Online Community

HEY VSAUCE, MICHEAL HERE!

Hey Pandas, Whats The Craziest Thing You Missed Out On?

One time i was out sick, and there was a school dance. A friend i wont name had somehow gotten both drunk and high before getting there, so i missed out on seeing the spectacle that must have happened that night.

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You've Missed Out On?

Maybe not too crazy. But it really makes me mad until today: Jezza, Hammond and May were in my hometown shooting "The Grand Tour". All three in their cars drove right by me in the oldtown. I didn't look who's behind the wheel. Later on they stopped by the lake to chat with the fans, only about 3 minutes after the passed me. Well, I found that out after I went home, missing out on the probably only chance to ever meet them.