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Kristin Colyar • commented on 17 posts 2 months ago

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

Rawr.

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

Well, its hooves are in the grass, so we can't see exactly what they are, and it probably hasn't gone through puberty yet, so no beard just yet. Not sure about that tail, though. Maybe extensions?

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

Rawr.

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

Well, its hooves are in the grass, so we can't see exactly what they are, and it probably hasn't gone through puberty yet, so no beard just yet. Not sure about that tail, though. Maybe extensions?

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

oh, that's baaa-d

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

oh, sure, they all look alike to you people

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

🎵 People let me tell you 'bout my best friend...

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Probably because no one's asking for sources on any other "secret."

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

And if your house was built in the middle of the 20th century, there's probably a pocket in the bathroom wall behind your medicine cabinet that's got a bunch of old rusty razor blades in it. Medicine cabinets used to have slits in the metal to collect used razor blades that had gone dull and were changed out; they had to go somewhere.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

It's especially good to tip cash for any delivery services that use contract workers, like DoorDash or UberEats or Postmates. Because of the way their pay system is set up, tipping cash means the driver gets more money somehow, even if you give them the same amount you were going to tip on your card anyway.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

The singer Ray Lamontagne used to have such stage fright that he often sang with his back to the crowd, facing the back of the stage, or with the spotlights off. I saw him in concert in a large music hall (Seattle's Paramount Theatre) a few years into his career and it touched my heart in a sad way to hear this amazing voice over this sweet guitar, this total gift, and know that he feared being seen by the crowd. At the same time, it was enchanting to listen to his ballads while the stage was lit with just the faintest shades of amber and purple... I haven't followed his later career; I wonder if he got over that.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

And apparently American police.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Worst kept secret in the dry cleaning biz

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

My fiancé worked at dog daycares too and I can't recall him ever saying this happened. And I know he'd NEVER do such a thing.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

That's awesome. I wish you continued success in your sobriety. 🤩

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Watch Vice's "Dopesick Nation." This is a huge issue in Florida, where there are tons of rehab and recovery centers. One one episode, the host talks about one guy who ran several houses, Kenny Chatman, who used to tie or chain girls to their beds and let dudes come in and run trains on them. The show is filled in Palm Beach County, which is the rehab capital of America. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/megyn-kelly/florida-s-billion-dollar-drug-treatment-industry-plagued-overdoses-fraud-n773376

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Kristin Colyar • upvoted 23 items 2 months ago

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

You know how buildings take out the 13th floor? It goes 12-14, maybe we should do that 2019, 2021, 2022 and so forth. It’s so bad we should just delete it.

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

Chinese don't eat bat，not their culture，plz do some research

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

You know how buildings take out the 13th floor? It goes 12-14, maybe we should do that 2019, 2021, 2022 and so forth. It’s so bad we should just delete it.

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

Chinese don't eat bat，not their culture，plz do some research

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

Please, MLP is hardly the place to go accurate representation of mythological animals :p

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

Yup. A “hoax” right up until someone you love dies...

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

I think you mean “elected” again.

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

Because, somehow, people tend to add boobs (and/or big eyelashes, pouty mouths, lipstick, etc.) to make a character female, regardless of the species. it's both irritating and hilarious, depending on the context.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

And they postpone looking for help until it's too obvious and probably dangerous because a "bad" diagnosis puts and end to the career they've worked so hard to achieve.

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

You left out how asian looking people being harassed because that one dude in china (which we still can't confirm yet) ate a bat.

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

"We flattened the curve...vertically." LMFAO

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

The fact that they could

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

It's not just a staffing issue. It's a logistics issue too. There's only so much room for the cargo and the cranes to move it around. Even at the biggest facilities you'd never be able to get containers moved around fast enough to meet demand if you inspected them all.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

I almost always tip the drivers with cash - and honestly try to make the tip a full 20%. I remind the drivers to "lose" the tip in their car on the way back to the store. They are required to report any and all tips. So, if the tip is included ahead of time, the driver has to pay taxes on it as income. This is true not just for food deliveries, but any delivery services in general.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

I used to work at the pets hotel in PetsMart and they have you go through a three day course on how to treat an animal(shouldn't need to watch a video on how not to be cruel to an animal) then you were shadowing for a day then they would let you handle the dogs/cats and my manager would always watch the cameras like a hawk. We always treated the animals like mini kings/queens. Loved that place. But ALWAYS request a tour to see the facilities.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Depressing situation for any women who want to have a career in Japan. And incredibly unprofessional in today's world. Japan needs to move on.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Yes, Wednesday Addams, it is.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

No surprises. MUCH of US stuff is made in China.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

That is disgusting! I used to work at Pizza Hut in '97, and that shit would not have gone down well. When the potwash machine is running at 90 degrees celcius, old cheese is the first thing to go. You've got to be really crap at your job if you can't even work out a system for washing dishes in an effective and orderly manner.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Which is why we have horrific diseases like BSE (mad cow). We shouldn't be feeding any kind of meat to vegetarian animals. I am convinced that a lot of our brain diseases are a direct result of eating animals that have been cannibalized to other animals.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

I think this is how all private sales work in a capitalist system.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Who still use chicken-feed. (Cue "Price is Right" losing horn)

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

We are currently stationed far from home and cremation was the way to go. The company that came to pick up our dog after she passed at home was so sweet and picked her up in her blankets and tarp (remember animals will lose control of bowls and bladder once they pass) and placed her in a car that the backseat was modified to look like a perfect pet luxury ride with cushions and a giant dog bed. Most people that deal with pets understand that they are usually beloved members of your family.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

I'm glad they Google. They can't possibly know the symptoms of every medical issue. And my doctor doesn't get mad at me for Googling.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

I'd rather they go in my toilet than in my yard.

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Kristin Colyar • commented on 17 posts 2 months ago

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

Rawr.

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

Well, its hooves are in the grass, so we can't see exactly what they are, and it probably hasn't gone through puberty yet, so no beard just yet. Not sure about that tail, though. Maybe extensions?

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

oh, that's baaa-d

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

oh, sure, they all look alike to you people

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

🎵 People let me tell you 'bout my best friend...

Woman Transforms Thrift-Store Clothes For $1 Into Elegant Outfits (30 New Pics)

I think this is my favorite. Might just be the color though.

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

Michael Peña.

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

the worst timeline

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Probably because no one's asking for sources on any other "secret."

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

And apparently American police.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Worst kept secret in the dry cleaning biz

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

My fiancé worked at dog daycares too and I can't recall him ever saying this happened. And I know he'd NEVER do such a thing.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

That's awesome. I wish you continued success in your sobriety. 🤩

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Kristin Colyar • commented on a post 6 months ago

Woman Dresses Like Celebrities To Show That You Don’t Have To Be Skinny To Look Good (New Pics)

Certainly the pattern will be just that -- a pattern, and not actual skin...

Kristin Colyar • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

12 Influencers Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

"Fewer." -- Stannis Baratheon

12 Influencers Who Went Too Far And Got Shamed For It

Tbf it's a pretty good ass

Kristin Colyar • upvoted 20 items 2 months ago

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

You know how buildings take out the 13th floor? It goes 12-14, maybe we should do that 2019, 2021, 2022 and so forth. It’s so bad we should just delete it.

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

Chinese don't eat bat，not their culture，plz do some research

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

Please, MLP is hardly the place to go accurate representation of mythological animals :p

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

Yup. A “hoax” right up until someone you love dies...

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

I think you mean “elected” again.

Artist Portrays Mystical Creatures In Their Vulnerable Form - When They Were Still Babies (30 Pics)

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

And they postpone looking for help until it's too obvious and probably dangerous because a "bad" diagnosis puts and end to the career they've worked so hard to achieve.

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

You left out how asian looking people being harassed because that one dude in china (which we still can't confirm yet) ate a bat.

Here's A Recap Of 2020 So Far And It's Painful To Read

"We flattened the curve...vertically." LMFAO

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

The fact that they could

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Depressing situation for any women who want to have a career in Japan. And incredibly unprofessional in today's world. Japan needs to move on.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Yes, Wednesday Addams, it is.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

No surprises. MUCH of US stuff is made in China.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

I think this is how all private sales work in a capitalist system.

30 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Who still use chicken-feed. (Cue "Price is Right" losing horn)

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