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Squidward tortellini

Squidward tortellini

Community Member

Squidward tortellini

Squidward tortellini

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my name is Squidward Tortellini, my only accomplishment is winning the 1st place Snail Racing Cup. I live next to two obnoxious neighbours named spongebob and patrick. I work at the krusty Crab for minimum wage and i have a cheapscate boss, Mr. Krabs. When i'm not dancing, i enjoy playing the clarinet and i'm preatty good, if i do say so myself.