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John Augsburger • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Times People Witnessed Their Incompetent Coworkers Make Such Dumb Mistakes, They Could Never Forget Them

Some people just shouldn't have the privilege of fire.

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

Hey! Hey! Hey! Can you get these stupid slippers off of my feet?

40 Times People Witnessed Their Incompetent Coworkers Make Such Dumb Mistakes, They Could Never Forget Them

Some people just shouldn't have the privilege of fire.

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

Hey! Hey! Hey! Can you get these stupid slippers off of my feet?

“America vs. Europe”: 30 Things That Are Common In Europe That Americans Find Very Weird

You know all the goodness in Orange juice, the processing and bottling removes much of that. The molecules literally don't last.

“America vs. Europe”: 30 Things That Are Common In Europe That Americans Find Very Weird

But what do they do to his feet?

“America vs. Europe”: 30 Things That Are Common In Europe That Americans Find Very Weird

Beer is truly ancient. Clay tablets were found, records from the pyramid builders. The slaves had an enforced ration of beer, daily. I suspect it was more about clean drinking, rather than mental relief. (When you gather large groups of people together the water courses tend to be spoilt). An interesting side quest, the traditional pointy witches hat is actually a brewers hat. From when women were the brewers. I read it was associated with witch-craft, about the time of the reformation, when the patriarchy were busy removing women from positions of power. Another thing to consider is that in most cultures, the emergence and making of beer is most usually associated with women. Another thing to thank women for.

“America vs. Europe”: 30 Things That Are Common In Europe That Americans Find Very Weird

It is worth remembering that food always tastes better after out door exercise. If I told you exactly how some meals I made, were made, you would be disgusted. But the journey and the alfresco preparation did the trick. They always tasted great. They were also wolfed down, so not exactly savoured.

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John Augsburger • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Is it possible to make even $1billion. Make with your own work? By trading your own property? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave an interesting talk/televised lecture about this.

"Some Images": 50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Facebook Page

No need for buttons, no screen.

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Is it possible to make even $1billion. Make with your own work? By trading your own property? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave an interesting talk/televised lecture about this.

"Some Images": 50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Facebook Page

No need for buttons, no screen.

50 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats, And Here Are The Pics And Memes To Prove It

Does brother whiskers eat fish on Friday?

30 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn

The terrible engineer created an accurate clock, entirely from wood, that needed no oil or grease. Basically developing watch escapements that could not be built because the technology was not yet available.

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

Mine was squirrels, pickled squirrels if I was really frustrated. The point was to be in control, only use the strong language in choice not last resort.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

I have these sow-esters for sale, barely used.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

Did you do it, did you beat the boss level? I can give you a couple of hints if you want.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

What do you think you you are going to do on my new home? ssss

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

I really need to know, how long was the cottage?

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

This is blinking art, get me some brown paper and a eff off blue crayon!

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

It's not what you think, Hagrid is a giant, isn't he?

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

My god what is the father thinking, it the introduction of his child into the Christ fold; he has his hands in his pockets! I can't believe it.

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John Augsburger • upvoted an item 1 month ago

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

The flavour!

John Augsburger • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

You should frame this piece of art deco and put it on the wall at the gallery.

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

How to f**k with a blind person.

John Augsburger • commented on a post 3 months ago

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

More, much more than 82%!

John Augsburger • commented on 6 posts 4 months ago

This Instagram Account Features Amusing Street Photographs And Has More Than 500 Thousand Followers (30 Pics)

I hate when people dress up their dogs, I mean a coat for a short hair in the snow, ....

40 Funny Memes That Are All Too Relatable, Shared By This Instagram Page

You've been stalking me?

This Instagram Account Features Amusing Street Photographs And Has More Than 500 Thousand Followers (30 Pics)

I hate when people dress up their dogs, I mean a coat for a short hair in the snow, ....

40 Funny Memes That Are All Too Relatable, Shared By This Instagram Page

You've been stalking me?

Someone Asks Women Who Refused To Marry Or Have Kids How Life Has Been, And They Deliver 30 Honest Responses

Why aren't I seeing this question of childless men, Is it alright for men not to reproduce, but women have to justify their lack of ankle biters?

This Instagram Account Celebrates Hilariously Sarcastic Memes, Here Are 50 Of The Best

It did, everything you have experienced since is a delicious delusion.

Someone Online Wondered: “What’s A Random Fact You Think Is Worth Sharing?“, And 30 Users Delivered

My transplant kidney is not near the site of either of the ones I was born with. It's at the front of my torso, about belt line. Apparently it's easier to put in there.

Woman Shares How She Saved Her Girlfriend's Grandma's Life During Christmas Dinner After She Made Homophobic Remarks At The Table

I love; "I feel like I've won the super bowl, I never want to do that again". It's something we need to know how to do, it's something we need to be confident doing. Even while we are hating it.

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John Augsburger • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

There’s No In Between @mypuppysays

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There’s No In Between @mypuppysays

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John Augsburger • commented on a post 6 months ago

People Are Cracking Up At These 30 Funniest "Proof Of Delivery" Pics Shared By People Online

That there is a Christmas Card.

John Augsburger • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

If You Have A Dark Sense Of Humor, You Will Probably Enjoy These Comics With Twisted Endings By ToothyBj (30 New Pics)

Explains a lot about the fillet o'fish!

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

Ouches, I was born in the 60s. Actually I'd been wondering about that smell.

If You Have A Dark Sense Of Humor, You Will Probably Enjoy These Comics With Twisted Endings By ToothyBj (30 New Pics)

Explains a lot about the fillet o'fish!

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

Ouches, I was born in the 60s. Actually I'd been wondering about that smell.

One Of The Most Famous Dads Continues Tweeting Funny Conversations With His Daughters, And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Tweets)

As a artist , I say she's right, back to your keyboard!

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John Augsburger • upvoted an item 8 months ago

Absolute Dominance

John Augsburger • commented on a post 8 months ago

40 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard In New York And Decided They’re Too Good Not To Share (New Pics)

I wanna ride the luggage band? Come on! You thought about it!

John Augsburger • commented on 3 posts 9 months ago

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John Augsburger • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

40 Times People Witnessed Their Incompetent Coworkers Make Such Dumb Mistakes, They Could Never Forget Them

Some people just shouldn't have the privilege of fire.

35 Funny And Adorable Dogs That Were Sneakily Photographed And Ended On Up On ‘Dogs Poorly Photographed’ IG Page

Hey! Hey! Hey! Can you get these stupid slippers off of my feet?

“America vs. Europe”: 30 Things That Are Common In Europe That Americans Find Very Weird

You know all the goodness in Orange juice, the processing and bottling removes much of that. The molecules literally don't last.

“America vs. Europe”: 30 Things That Are Common In Europe That Americans Find Very Weird

But what do they do to his feet?

“America vs. Europe”: 30 Things That Are Common In Europe That Americans Find Very Weird

John Augsburger • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

30 Weird, Fascinating, And Disturbing Statistics About Pretty Much Everything (New Answers)

Is it possible to make even $1billion. Make with your own work? By trading your own property? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave an interesting talk/televised lecture about this.

"Some Images": 50 Confusing And Funny Photos Without Any Context, As Shared By This Facebook Page

No need for buttons, no screen.

50 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats, And Here Are The Pics And Memes To Prove It

Does brother whiskers eat fish on Friday?

30 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn

Someone Asked Teachers “What Was Hilarious At The Time That You Absolutely 100% Could Not Laugh At?” And Their Responses Did Not Disappoint (30 Stories)

Mine was squirrels, pickled squirrels if I was really frustrated. The point was to be in control, only use the strong language in choice not last resort.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

I have these sow-esters for sale, barely used.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

Did you do it, did you beat the boss level? I can give you a couple of hints if you want.

50 Times Mother Nature Proved To Be Scary As Hell (WARNING: This List Might Be Too Scary For You)

What do you think you you are going to do on my new home? ssss

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

I really need to know, how long was the cottage?

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

This is blinking art, get me some brown paper and a eff off blue crayon!

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

It's not what you think, Hagrid is a giant, isn't he?

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

My god what is the father thinking, it the introduction of his child into the Christ fold; he has his hands in his pockets! I can't believe it.

John Augsburger • commented on a post 3 months ago

This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (40 New Pics)

More, much more than 82%!

John Augsburger • commented on a post 4 months ago

This Instagram Account Features Amusing Street Photographs And Has More Than 500 Thousand Followers (30 Pics)

I hate when people dress up their dogs, I mean a coat for a short hair in the snow, ....

John Augsburger • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

The flavour!

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

How to f**k with a blind person.

This Account Collects And Shares British Pictures Without Any Context (50 New Pics)

You should frame this piece of art deco and put it on the wall at the gallery.

John Augsburger • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

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There’s No In Between @mypuppysays

John Augsburger • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Absolute Dominance

John Augsburger • upvoted 7 items 9 months ago

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Uncomfortable Photo

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Getting lost in your car and just having to figure it out

45 Older People Are Sharing What Newer Generations Are Missing Out On

There was a meme with a cassette and a pencil and was saying that if you understand the connection then you must run for your vaccine cause you are vulnerable

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The beauty of being unreachable.

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John Augsburger • upvoted 3 items 10 months ago

60 Funny Edits This Artist Created By Mixing Russian And Hollywood Pop Culture

"Cover me till I finish my spell and transport that bitch to the Mercury! Honestly I don't know what you would have done if Aunt Sarah didn't send me to that Zombie Fairy course."

Art

Here Are Our 54 Cute And Dark Pewter Pendants

What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking?"

John Augsburger • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

A Word!

Big Brain Time

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