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Jessica Johnson • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

Cats, Pics

50 Cats In Random Circumstances That Have Accepted That This Is Their Life Meow

Jessica Johnson • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

Did I Have The Correct Tools? No. Does It Look Good? No. Does It Function Well? No. Am I An Idiot? I Don't Have All The Answers

Jessica Johnson • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

50 Hilarious Cat Names That Crack Vets Up Every Time

We named our little girl 'avawillvato' avocato coz she looks like a over ripe avo long forgotten in the fridge and the 'will' part is because she acts Ferrell sometimes.... hahahaha get it.... also goes by nick name minimouse and the hamster goes by real mouse aka Louise

"It Used To Be Peasant Food": 30 People Share What Products They Can No Longer Afford

From south africa here. It's amazing to see how things like lettuce and potatoes have become extremely expensive in America, a country known to be much much more developed. Here lettuce is between R10 and R15 rand a head (about 50 cents USD - 75 cents USD) baby potatoes regularly go on special for 2 bags (1kg) for R20 (1.17 USD). This is still expensive to us though because we are grossly underpaid.

50 Hilarious Cat Names That Crack Vets Up Every Time

"It Used To Be Peasant Food": 30 People Share What Products They Can No Longer Afford

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Funny Memes That Might Actually Teach You Something (New Pics)

This is funny

30 People Share Messed-Up Gifts They Wish They'd Never Received

They sell them here where I am from and they only come on 2's

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Jessica Johnson • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Translated, People Just Had To Share Them Online

🎶🎵disorder, disorder, DISOOOOOORDER 🎶🎵

Jessica Johnson • commented on a post 3 months ago

"No One Wants To Admit It": 50 Things Basically Everyone Does But Pretend Not To

Lived next to our neighbors for 2 years and one day they asked where is our children they never see them but they hear us speak to them sometimes.... me and fiance were like we don't have human kids but we do have a cat, two dogs and a hamster which we speak to like babies and kids.... the look we got was a weird one, now we never see them outside anymore when we are out....

Jessica Johnson • upvoted 6 items 4 months ago

40 People Were So Disappointed In Wasting Money On Something, They Had To Share It Online

Take it back.

Guy Oversleeps For Work, Loses It After Seeing That His Wife Didn't Lift A Finger To Help Him With Lunch

I couldn't believe that people honestly thought he was TA. I'm astounded at how many people have such a petty mindset. When you're in a relationship, boundaries for something so petty SHOULD BE FLEXIBLE! For example: my hubby spent his whole childhood washing everyone's dishes so they had clean plates etc to eat off of. No one else in his home EVER did this. Knowing that, I have been the one to maintain the kitchen. I don't ask for help, he doesn't complain if it gets "behind". However, if I am sick, have had surgery, a bad day, etc- he does the dishes for me (he has other chores around the house that I *won't* do - change oil in card, take out trashes...). Part of being in a partnership is realizing your SO needs you and being there for them. TBH: I would have expected her to make the lunch without even being asked. Loving someone means putting them first when applicable- especially when it's something so small in the grand scheme of life.

40 People Were So Disappointed In Wasting Money On Something, They Had To Share It Online

Take it back.

Guy Oversleeps For Work, Loses It After Seeing That His Wife Didn't Lift A Finger To Help Him With Lunch

What nonsense. Imagine being so petty that you would literally rather sit there and watch your partner struggle rather than help them out by making a frigging lunch because “tHaTs My bOuNdAry”. I’ve never heard of anything so utterly ridiculous. Marriage is a partnership - you help your partner out even if it is something you don’t want to/have to do.

"It's Gonna Take A Lot Of Pizza Parties To Fix This": Company Called Out After Decorating Its Office With “Ghosts” Of Past Employees Who Were Laid Off

In my opinion it's really f****d up but funny. Would've been funnier if they didn't have name tags or actually didnt use people they laid off for the joke

Animals, Art

Since Childhood I Have Been Amazed By Nature Films, So I Dedicated My Inktober Drawings To David Attenborough (30 Pics)

Folks Online Can't Believe That People Actually Enjoy These 30 Foods And Drinks

Coriander really doesn’t taste like soap if you don’t have gene variant OR6A2. It taste like lime to me only a little bit lighter or less tart. In foods that typically have it, it’s the difference between bland & flavorful.

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Jessica Johnson • commented on a post 4 months ago

30 Creepy Places Around The World That Only The Bravest Travel To

Yep

Jessica Johnson • upvoted an item 5 months ago

50 Times People Saw Hilarious Puns And Just Had To Share Them On This Dedicated Online Group

May as well be shooting blanks.

Jessica Johnson • commented on a post 5 months ago

"What Discontinued Thing Do You Really Want Brought Back?" (30 Answers)

We still have it in South Africa

Jessica Johnson • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

30 Surprising Laws From All Around The World That Might Sound Fake But Are Actually True

This is not a real law. South african here. I know there is a law not to wrestle a bear somewhere but not here, we don't have bears.... so why a law even around it

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like At The Moment? (Closed)

Why the fake mask

30 Surprising Laws From All Around The World That Might Sound Fake But Are Actually True

This is not a real law. South african here. I know there is a law not to wrestle a bear somewhere but not here, we don't have bears.... so why a law even around it

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like At The Moment? (Closed)

Why the fake mask

158 Bad Jokes Of The Day That Are So Lame They’re Hilarious

Asked fiance this question. He responded with propper ties hahahahahahah

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Jessica Johnson • upvoted an item 7 months ago

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

It’s a bouncy house! *Not recommended for children under the age of 2 and anyone else above the age of 2 (including the age of 2)

Jessica Johnson • upvoted 2 items 11 months ago

50 Heartwarming Posts From The ‘Wholesome Meets The Internet’ Account To Lift Your Spirits Up (New Pics)

Are you a Labrador?????

Sunny Autumn Day In South Africa

Jessica Johnson • commented on 6 posts 11 months ago

40 Times “Dude With Sign” Did Everyone A Public Service And Protested Everyday Annoying Things (New Pics)

🤣

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed But No One Believed Them

Same thing happens with my mom. When I'm sad, crying or distressed it's just like she knows and I either get a call or a text 'are you okay I'm worried' this has been happening since I moved out of the house 10 years ago. And I've asked her how she knows and her response is always she just does. Amazing actually

40 Times “Dude With Sign” Did Everyone A Public Service And Protested Everyday Annoying Things (New Pics)

🤣

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed But No One Believed Them

30 Times People Surprised The Internet With How Much They Looked Like Celebrities

The look alike looks more like Aniston than Aniston looks like Aniston

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Jessica Johnson • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post The Weirdest Image You Have Saved On Your Phone (Closed)

Oh STFU you have absolutely no f*****g clue wtf this is

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People?

Tic-Toc, any sort of social media, and lasagna.

Hey Pandas, Post The Weirdest Image You Have Saved On Your Phone (Closed)

Oh STFU you have absolutely no f*****g clue wtf this is

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People?

Tic-Toc, any sort of social media, and lasagna.

Could You Please Say "Hi" To Peany?

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Jessica Johnson • commented on a post 1 year ago

30 Times People Missed Something Big Happening In The World And Were So Confused About It

What

Jessica Johnson • upvoted 2 items 2 years ago

"The Ethnic Origins Of Beauty" Shows The Real Scale Of Human Diversity And How Beautiful It Is (30 Pics)

The title should be 'Look, there are pretty young women everywhere! So sorry you are not one of them!' :D :D

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

What’s wrong with this persons nail?

Jessica Johnson • commented on 5 posts 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Draw A Dragon (Closed)

Lol

35 Times People Ordered Groceries During Quarantine And Got More Than They Bargained For

What is it? A blue berry? A grape? A fig?

Hey Pandas, Draw A Dragon (Closed)

Lol

35 Times People Ordered Groceries During Quarantine And Got More Than They Bargained For

What is it? A blue berry? A grape? A fig?

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

That nail ouch...... come to me ill fix it👌

Artist Illustrates Everyday Life With A Cat In These 31 Relatable Comics

Im not ure if this is a joke or not. Its got nothing to do with the milk but with the cocoa in chocolate. Its realy bad for cats and really toxic for dogs... our cleaner one day fed my dogs a tray of brownies as a treat and they all landed at the vets for 3 days with toxic shock.... so yeah.......

Someone Suggests That Couples Working From Home Should Blame Things On Fake "Coworkers", Gets 30 Funny Replies

I know someone that lives in an appartment and is not furtunate enough to work from home, she takes her pupper out multiple times in the mornings and when she gets home its the first thing she does. Also if she is off the she takes her out every two to three hours. But before she leave she puts diapper on pup just incase there is the occational slip.

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Jessica Johnson • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

50 Hilarious Cat Names That Crack Vets Up Every Time

"It Used To Be Peasant Food": 30 People Share What Products They Can No Longer Afford

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Funny Memes That Might Actually Teach You Something (New Pics)

This is funny

30 People Share Messed-Up Gifts They Wish They'd Never Received

They sell them here where I am from and they only come on 2's

Jessica Johnson • commented on a post 3 months ago

"No One Wants To Admit It": 50 Things Basically Everyone Does But Pretend Not To

Jessica Johnson • commented on a post 4 months ago

30 Creepy Places Around The World That Only The Bravest Travel To

Yep

Jessica Johnson • commented on a post 5 months ago

"What Discontinued Thing Do You Really Want Brought Back?" (30 Answers)

We still have it in South Africa

Jessica Johnson • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

30 Surprising Laws From All Around The World That Might Sound Fake But Are Actually True

This is not a real law. South african here. I know there is a law not to wrestle a bear somewhere but not here, we don't have bears.... so why a law even around it

Hey Pandas, What Does Your Hair Look Like At The Moment? (Closed)

Why the fake mask

158 Bad Jokes Of The Day That Are So Lame They’re Hilarious

Asked fiance this question. He responded with propper ties hahahahahahah

Jessica Johnson • commented on 6 posts 11 months ago

40 Times “Dude With Sign” Did Everyone A Public Service And Protested Everyday Annoying Things (New Pics)

🤣

30 People Are Sharing Shockingly Terrifying Things They’ve Witnessed But No One Believed Them

30 Times People Surprised The Internet With How Much They Looked Like Celebrities

The look alike looks more like Aniston than Aniston looks like Aniston

35 Stories That Sound 100% Made Up But Are Actually True

Or command, depending where you are in the world

35 Stories That Sound 100% Made Up But Are Actually True

Second in charge

People Share 30 Strange Events They Witnessed That Still Have No Explanation

Make a movie. Netflix show. Anything

Jessica Johnson • commented on a post 1 year ago

30 Times People Missed Something Big Happening In The World And Were So Confused About It

What

Jessica Johnson • commented on 3 posts 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Draw A Dragon (Closed)

Lol

35 Times People Ordered Groceries During Quarantine And Got More Than They Bargained For

What is it? A blue berry? A grape? A fig?

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

That nail ouch...... come to me ill fix it👌

Jessica Johnson • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Did I Have The Correct Tools? No. Does It Look Good? No. Does It Function Well? No. Am I An Idiot? I Don't Have All The Answers

Cats, Pics

50 Cats In Random Circumstances That Have Accepted That This Is Their Life Meow

Jessica Johnson • upvoted an item 2 months ago

50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Translated, People Just Had To Share Them Online

🎶🎵disorder, disorder, DISOOOOOORDER 🎶🎵

Jessica Johnson • upvoted 6 items 4 months ago

40 People Were So Disappointed In Wasting Money On Something, They Had To Share It Online

Take it back.

Guy Oversleeps For Work, Loses It After Seeing That His Wife Didn't Lift A Finger To Help Him With Lunch

Animals, Art

Since Childhood I Have Been Amazed By Nature Films, So I Dedicated My Inktober Drawings To David Attenborough (30 Pics)

"It's Gonna Take A Lot Of Pizza Parties To Fix This": Company Called Out After Decorating Its Office With “Ghosts” Of Past Employees Who Were Laid Off

In my opinion it's really f****d up but funny. Would've been funnier if they didn't have name tags or actually didnt use people they laid off for the joke

Folks Online Can't Believe That People Actually Enjoy These 30 Foods And Drinks

Jessica Johnson • upvoted an item 5 months ago

50 Times People Saw Hilarious Puns And Just Had To Share Them On This Dedicated Online Group

May as well be shooting blanks.

Jessica Johnson • upvoted an item 7 months ago

50 Times People Thought Of Stupid Solutions That Actually Work, As Shared On ‘Redneck Engineering’ (New Pics)

It’s a bouncy house! *Not recommended for children under the age of 2 and anyone else above the age of 2 (including the age of 2)

Jessica Johnson • upvoted 2 items 11 months ago

50 Heartwarming Posts From The ‘Wholesome Meets The Internet’ Account To Lift Your Spirits Up (New Pics)

Are you a Labrador?????

Sunny Autumn Day In South Africa

Jessica Johnson • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Post The Weirdest Image You Have Saved On Your Phone (Closed)

Oh STFU you have absolutely no f*****g clue wtf this is

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate But Is Really Popular With Most People?

Tic-Toc, any sort of social media, and lasagna.

Could You Please Say "Hi" To Peany?

Jessica Johnson • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

"The Ethnic Origins Of Beauty" Shows The Real Scale Of Human Diversity And How Beautiful It Is (30 Pics)

The title should be 'Look, there are pretty young women everywhere! So sorry you are not one of them!' :D :D

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

What’s wrong with this persons nail?

Couples-Working-From-Home-Blaming-Imaginary-Coworkers

74-Year-Old Grandpa Accidentally Calls The Wrong Person, But Still Ends Up Receiving Help

Because it can be a way to provide cultural context and a socially identifiable point of relationship.

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