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Softsquatch • upvoted an item 2 days ago

30 Hilarious Low-Cost Recreations Of Ridiculous Celebrity Outfits By Funny Toheeb (New Pics)

Wth going on in the bottom half of Kanye's photo?

Softsquatch • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Of The Funniest Pride Signs That Are Impossible To Look At Without Chuckling

I was lucky enough to meet this man, who as far as I know is still waiting for a pardon and an official apology from the UK government for handing him a criminal conviction back when homosexuality was illegal.

Softsquatch • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

Flight Attendants Spill 30 Secrets About The Airline Industry That Most Passengers Don't Know

What have I just read?

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

"underwire tit shanking" 😂 😂. The phrase I didn't know I needed in my life.

Flight Attendants Spill 30 Secrets About The Airline Industry That Most Passengers Don't Know

What have I just read?

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

"underwire tit shanking" 😂 😂. The phrase I didn't know I needed in my life.

MIL Barely Sees Her Grandkids, Lies That Husband Doesn’t Want Them In Their House, Later Gets Exposed In Front Of The Whole Family

The story doesn't add up, but there is one detail that sticks out in my mind: MIL doesn't come over because she would have to stay at a hotel, but it sounds like OP expects MIL and FIL to host them when they visit. Unless there is something else missing here, you don't demand to be hosted by someone you won't host yourself (also not clear if FIL is her father-in-law or her stepfather in law, based on the comment that he wouldn't keep MIL away from HER son, so there is a lot missing about that dynamic).

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Softsquatch • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

People Share 40 Things That Are True But That No One Wants To Hear

30 Ex-Millionaires Share What They Did To Lose Their Money

sounds like that money was cursed from the start

50 Pics That Prove That Inflation Is Getting Out Of Control

that's how much 1 pint costs in London

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Softsquatch • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

40 Hilariously Relatable Classical Art Memes That Prove Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years (New Pics)

Thost my lord Marcellius look like a cheap strumpet?

30 Times Medieval Painters Had No Idea How Something Looked And Created "Weird Medieval Guys", As Shared On This Twitter Page

I don't think they're hugging. The bear is bleeding and the dagger looks like it has blood on it

Softsquatch • upvoted 9 items 2 months ago

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

"You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading fish is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences."

"30 And Tired": Instagram Account Explains Millennials In 50 Memes

Neverending chorey, Na na naa, na na naa, na na naa.

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

"30 And Tired": Instagram Account Explains Millennials In 50 Memes

Neverending chorey, Na na naa, na na naa, na na naa.

"30 And Tired": Instagram Account Explains Millennials In 50 Memes

I like the look of this, but without the eggs

"Don't Have Children You Can't Fully Afford": 40 People Share Their Most Controversial Money Tips

I hate hearing this. Where I'm from this definately is not the case.

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Was Something That Shocked You When You Visited A Foreign Country?” And 35 People Delivered

Was the dump shaped like a squirrel??

Woman Refuses To Help Parents Going Through Financial Crisis Because She Was Disowned By Them 9 Years Ago

Absolutely. She is not the AH but a lot can be said for a clear conscience. She already is feeling guilty and a month's pay that wouldn't hurt her would be worth sending just to assuage the guilt. As long as it has the caveat to never contact her again.

45 Times Religious Fanatics Labeled Casual Things As “Satanic”

its obvious that OP is really a magpie using a computer

Ridiculous-Things-Religious-People-Call-Satanic

Washing machine. Apparently if you watched the swirling motion for too long, you would get hypnotized and the devil could enter your head. So be warned.

Parenting, People

“She Logged Into My Husband's Facebook Account”: MIL Announces Daughter-In-Law’s Pregnancy, Is Hurt When She Gets Yelled At

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Softsquatch • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

"Don't Have Children You Can't Fully Afford": 40 People Share Their Most Controversial Money Tips

Fruit, vegetables, pulses, grains... you can eat for SO cheap if you cook for yourself and eat plant based. Healthy eating does not mean matcha lattes or whatever currently trending on instagram.

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Was Something That Shocked You When You Visited A Foreign Country?” And 35 People Delivered

generally for long distance trains you'll get a little bunk so you have plenty of space for yourself. it's not at all as unpleasant as the media would have you believe, and it's a wonderful way to see the country

"Don't Have Children You Can't Fully Afford": 40 People Share Their Most Controversial Money Tips

Fruit, vegetables, pulses, grains... you can eat for SO cheap if you cook for yourself and eat plant based. Healthy eating does not mean matcha lattes or whatever currently trending on instagram.

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Was Something That Shocked You When You Visited A Foreign Country?” And 35 People Delivered

“Salary Transparent Street”: People Are Revealing How Much They Get Paid And What Job They Do

b******t

“Japanese Stuff Without Context”: 40 Funny And Weird Pics That Showcase How Unique Japan Really Is

please don't hold your cats like this

40 Of The Stupidest Names People Have Encountered That Made Them Wonder "What The Parents Were Thinking"

I think 'rhage' is a FULLY appropriate name for that terrifying beast

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Softsquatch • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

WHO was wanking in the blanky on a flight is what I want to know!

40 Stupid Customer Complaints These Employees Had To Deal With And Facepalm While Staying Calm

I worked in Starbucks as a teenager and have seen some s**t. The way some people choose act in there is nothing short of disgraceful. I had a better time as a barmaid dealing with the drunks.

Softsquatch • upvoted 3 items 6 months ago

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Industry secret my big behind!

30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the flush again.

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

Industry secret my big behind!

30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the flush again.

35 People Share The Wildest Things They Witnessed In The Baby Delivery Room

Usually if the baby's head pops off they can reattach it. It's like the five second rule.

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Softsquatch • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

couldn't you have just walked to a shop

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

just stop buying so much! do you really need any of that stuff? and think about all the carbon emissions it took to deliver that to your door. complaining about the corporations doesn't help, because they don't care so long as you keep giving them money.

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

couldn't you have just walked to a shop

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

40 Times Architects Failed At Their Job, As Shared In This Twitter Page

okay but the comment implies the victims of Grenfell tower (which was social housing) had a choice, there were actually many residents who highlighted the fire risk before it burned down and I'm sure if they'd have moved somewhere safer if they had options.

40 Times Architects Failed At Their Job, As Shared In This Twitter Page

It's nice that you have that choice. People in social housing don't get given many options.

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Softsquatch • upvoted 6 items 7 months ago

30 Of The Worst Gifts People Ever Received, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

Bragging about being an asshole....

People With Student Loans In America Show How Impossible It Is To Pay Them Off

I'm in seminary right now, at age 52. I'll die in debt, but then I'll go to Heaven. Come get the money, jerks.

30 Of The Worst Gifts People Ever Received, As Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

Bragging about being an asshole....

People With Student Loans In America Show How Impossible It Is To Pay Them Off

I'm in seminary right now, at age 52. I'll die in debt, but then I'll go to Heaven. Come get the money, jerks.

40 Times Architects Failed At Their Job, As Shared In This Twitter Page

Having cladding wasn't the problem, it was how they used it and what they used. It was specifically designed NOT to be used on high-rise buildings, but the contractors cut corners and then there's the guy with the dodgey electrics, and the fact so many flats were sub-let by benefits cheats who then asked for handouts

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Shaming Greedy And Delusional Landlords, And Here Are Their 40 Best Posts (New Pics)

Then don't be a landlord if you don't like renter, problem solved

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

Whereeeeever you are

50 Signs That Only Exist Because Some People Are Beyond Terrible

Not to be insensitive, but why not keep grandma inside the apartment, so she wouldn't get - you know - stolen, or something

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Softsquatch • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, Draw A Digital Drawing (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Share The Best Drawing Or Painting You Have Ever Made (Closed)

Softsquatch • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Of The Funniest Pride Signs That Are Impossible To Look At Without Chuckling

Softsquatch • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

30 Ex-Millionaires Share What They Did To Lose Their Money

It was blood money acquired from selling furs.

People Share 40 Things That Are True But That No One Wants To Hear

30 Ex-Millionaires Share What They Did To Lose Their Money

sounds like that money was cursed from the start

50 Pics That Prove That Inflation Is Getting Out Of Control

that's how much 1 pint costs in London

Softsquatch • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

"Don't Have Children You Can't Fully Afford": 40 People Share Their Most Controversial Money Tips

Fruit, vegetables, pulses, grains... you can eat for SO cheap if you cook for yourself and eat plant based. Healthy eating does not mean matcha lattes or whatever currently trending on instagram.

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Was Something That Shocked You When You Visited A Foreign Country?” And 35 People Delivered

“Salary Transparent Street”: People Are Revealing How Much They Get Paid And What Job They Do

b******t

“Japanese Stuff Without Context”: 40 Funny And Weird Pics That Showcase How Unique Japan Really Is

please don't hold your cats like this

40 Of The Stupidest Names People Have Encountered That Made Them Wonder "What The Parents Were Thinking"

I think 'rhage' is a FULLY appropriate name for that terrifying beast

Softsquatch • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

35 People Reveal The "Dark Secrets" About Their Jobs That Common People Aren't Supposed To Know

WHO was wanking in the blanky on a flight is what I want to know!

40 Stupid Customer Complaints These Employees Had To Deal With And Facepalm While Staying Calm

I worked in Starbucks as a teenager and have seen some s**t. The way some people choose act in there is nothing short of disgraceful. I had a better time as a barmaid dealing with the drunks.

Softsquatch • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

couldn't you have just walked to a shop

45 Times Product Packaging Was So Wrong, It Was Shared In This Online Group

40 Times Architects Failed At Their Job, As Shared In This Twitter Page

It's nice that you have that choice. People in social housing don't get given many options.

Softsquatch • commented on 4 posts 8 months ago

40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves

my husband is a touring musician and this happens alllll the time. bouncers generally just enjoy the power dynamic

50 People Who Didn't Spend Much Time And Effort On Their Halloween Costumes But They Turned Out Great

I thought he was a cheese. Gift from the cow.

I Grow Crystals On My Fantasy-Inspired Sculptures, And Here Are 18 Of The Best Ones

This is really, really beautiful!

"It’s Not A Phase, Mom!": 30 People Are Sharing The Embarrassing Phases They Went Through As Teenagers

I think that was implied by the 'none of us.'

Softsquatch • upvoted an item 2 days ago

30 Hilarious Low-Cost Recreations Of Ridiculous Celebrity Outfits By Funny Toheeb (New Pics)

Wth going on in the bottom half of Kanye's photo?

Softsquatch • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

Flight Attendants Spill 30 Secrets About The Airline Industry That Most Passengers Don't Know

What have I just read?

30 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Looked Sketchy But Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

"underwire tit shanking" 😂 😂. The phrase I didn't know I needed in my life.

MIL Barely Sees Her Grandkids, Lies That Husband Doesn’t Want Them In Their House, Later Gets Exposed In Front Of The Whole Family

Softsquatch • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

40 Hilariously Relatable Classical Art Memes That Prove Nothing Has Changed In 100s Of Years (New Pics)

Thost my lord Marcellius look like a cheap strumpet?

30 Times Medieval Painters Had No Idea How Something Looked And Created "Weird Medieval Guys", As Shared On This Twitter Page

I don't think they're hugging. The bear is bleeding and the dagger looks like it has blood on it

Softsquatch • upvoted 9 items 2 months ago

50 Times People Spotted Hilariously Incorrect English Texts And They Just Had To Share Them In This Group (New Pics)

"30 And Tired": Instagram Account Explains Millennials In 50 Memes

I like the look of this, but without the eggs

"30 And Tired": Instagram Account Explains Millennials In 50 Memes

Neverending chorey, Na na naa, na na naa, na na naa.

"Don't Have Children You Can't Fully Afford": 40 People Share Their Most Controversial Money Tips

I hate hearing this. Where I'm from this definately is not the case.

Someone In This Online Group Asked “What Was Something That Shocked You When You Visited A Foreign Country?” And 35 People Delivered

Was the dump shaped like a squirrel??

Woman Refuses To Help Parents Going Through Financial Crisis Because She Was Disowned By Them 9 Years Ago

Ridiculous-Things-Religious-People-Call-Satanic

Washing machine. Apparently if you watched the swirling motion for too long, you would get hypnotized and the devil could enter your head. So be warned.