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Martin Zoul • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

I'm sorry, non-American here.. In 'n Out sounds like a code word for sex but I guess it's something else here.

Martin Zoul • commented on a post 1 year ago

45 Puns That Are So Bad They're Good

this one!

Martin Zoul • upvoted 18 items 1 year ago

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Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat

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Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

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The archaeologist discovered an ancient tampon after a ruin excavation, the only problem was she couldn’t work out what period it was from.

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I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..

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My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..

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I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight in the nose because no one does that to a girl… Not on my watch!

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Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day..

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A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. “I am so embarrassed,” the woman says. “Please join me for dinner." They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast. The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?” he asks. “Not usually,” she replies. “But you just happened to catch my eye.”