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Martin Zoul

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Martin Zoul • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

30 Times People Injured Themselves In Dumb Ways And Just Had To Warn Others

and that's how antivax movements start.

In This Online Group, People Share Accidental Camouflage And Here Are 50 Of The Best Photos

i give up

30 Times People Injured Themselves In Dumb Ways And Just Had To Warn Others

and that's how antivax movements start.

In This Online Group, People Share Accidental Camouflage And Here Are 50 Of The Best Photos

i give up

In This Online Group, People Share Accidental Camouflage And Here Are 50 Of The Best Photos

where are his vegetables?

45 Things That Are Normal In The US, But Seem Bizarre In Other Countries Shared In This Online Group

i've always imagined them as a bunch of people staring at a kid. then there is a drumroll and parents lift the blanket covering child's genitalia.

50 "Worst First Date" Stories That People Submitted For Jimmy Fallon's Challenge

I'm sorry, non-American here.. In 'n Out sounds like a code word for sex but I guess it's something else here.

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Martin Zoul • upvoted 11 items 1 year ago

30 Times People Injured Themselves In Dumb Ways And Just Had To Warn Others

Can you show me how you did that?

People-Share-Stupidest-Injury

30 Times People Injured Themselves In Dumb Ways And Just Had To Warn Others

Can you show me how you did that?

People-Share-Stupidest-Injury

In This Online Group, People Share Accidental Camouflage And Here Are 50 Of The Best Photos

This makes me angry. I can't find it.

In This Online Group, People Share Accidental Camouflage And Here Are 50 Of The Best Photos

Took me a few seconds to see it!

45 Things That Are Normal In The US, But Seem Bizarre In Other Countries Shared In This Online Group

Or thanking god for miraculously saving them during some disaster. Maybe this god character could have just not caused it in the first place?

Dog With A Starbucks Cup In Its Snout

I Thought The Chair Was Broken

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Martin Zoul • commented on a post 2 years ago

45 Puns That Are So Bad They're Good

this one!

Martin Zoul • upvoted 13 items 2 years ago

Just Bad Puns

Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat

Just Bad Puns

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

Lost And Found

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

Just Bad Puns

The archaeologist discovered an ancient tampon after a ruin excavation, the only problem was she couldn’t work out what period it was from.

Sneaky Stairs

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..

Heart Of A Lion

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..

Not On My Watch

I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight in the nose because no one does that to a girl… Not on my watch!

Just Bad Puns

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day..

Dashing Biker

A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. “I am so embarrassed,” the woman says. “Please join me for dinner." They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast. The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?” he asks. “Not usually,” she replies. “But you just happened to catch my eye.”