
Martin Zoul
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Just Bad Puns
The archaeologist discovered an ancient tampon after a ruin excavation, the only problem was she couldn’t work out what period it was from.
Not On My Watch
I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight in the nose because no one does that to a girl… Not on my watch!
Just Bad Puns
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day..
Dashing Biker
A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. “I am so embarrassed,” the woman says. “Please join me for dinner." They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast. The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?” he asks. “Not usually,” she replies. “But you just happened to catch my eye.”Show All 13 Upvotes

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Just Bad Puns
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day..
Just Bad Puns
The archaeologist discovered an ancient tampon after a ruin excavation, the only problem was she couldn’t work out what period it was from.
Not On My Watch
I lost my watch at a party. When I went looking for it, I saw some guy stepping on it while harassing a girl. So I walked up to the dude and punched him straight in the nose because no one does that to a girl… Not on my watch!
Dashing Biker
A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. “I am so embarrassed,” the woman says. “Please join me for dinner." They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast. The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?” he asks. “Not usually,” she replies. “But you just happened to catch my eye.”This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet

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