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saltywaterenthusiast • upvoted 5 items 7 months ago

This IG Page Hosts The Most ‘Sarcastic’ Memes, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Relatable

No offence, but can't you find a alone space to do that then? I suppose you have more than just one shared room? If I needed 15 min of alone time / quiet time and a roomy would keep on talking, I would move myself with a cup of tea and a good book ( or whatever) to my bedroom. Recharge, and then after half an hour, I'll emerge and you can chat ...

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This IG Page Hosts The Most ‘Sarcastic’ Memes, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Relatable

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"I'm Tired": 50 Items That Really Need To Be Thrown Out

I agree as long as it isn't a health hazard :)

45 Hard-To-Believe Facts That Make People Reevaluate Their View Of The World

That's not exactly the foreplay that gets the ladies 😒

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saltywaterenthusiast • commented on 6 posts 9 months ago

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

so did we just forget about the centuries of genocides, ethnic cleansing, imperialism, racist torture, and sexism europe has?? did you forget that white Americans are literally European?? did you forget that not everyone is a flag obsessed racist here? I'm an American who is not white and people seem to think America is all racist old white guys. Edit: I created a "tired of USA bashing?" post where you can basha anything lightheartedly!! check it out https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=5487728

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saltywaterenthusiast • upvoted 28 items 9 months ago

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i have distichiasis, which means i have two rows of eyelashes. its caused from my heart condition, but i love that my eyelashes look super cute all the time.

Tired Of Bp's USA Bashing?

Europe promotes underage drinking. 14 year olds drinking beer?! Your brain doesn't develop until 21.

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i have distichiasis, which means i have two rows of eyelashes. its caused from my heart condition, but i love that my eyelashes look super cute all the time.

Tired Of Bp's USA Bashing?

Europe promotes underage drinking. 14 year olds drinking beer?! Your brain doesn't develop until 21.

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

why is everyone crying abt this it's so obvious its a joke. some of you need to get a life

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

They could write a post like this about pretty much every country on the planet but it's always the US.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Oh look, it's this one again, and again, and again..

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

My American friends. This article may seem like whole world either hates you or is laughing at you. But I'd like to say, as an Englishman who has worked for and with Americans for 25 years that you have many great qualities as a people and nation. You're friendly to newcomers, have great national parks, have a brilliant "we can succeed" attitude, work hard, consider public service and charity a duty, can rapidly adapt to new ideas if they are profitable, have a strong admiration and willingness to protect democracy, and have a great sense of humour.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

And pússy and twàt and bítch àss motherfúcker. Cute calling them journalist.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Wow! Thanks, BP gang. I was honestly was just on this thread to look at this comment section and laugh at the ignorance and bigotry of the self-righteous. Genuinely, thank you for not jumping on the hatred bandwagon.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Aren't ready for? Seriuosly? It's all we hear on here every other day! We know, we know, WE KNOW. Guess what? Your government and cultures aren't perfect, either.

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

Absolutely does not matter if your toes touch while dancing the horizontal mambo.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Wow. I had a hard time concentrating on these while thinking about all the wars of religion, ethnic cleansing and genocides that have happened in Europe over the centuries.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Your inferiority complex is showing.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Actually, protesting is probably the worst thing you can do. The protests are usually taken over by extremists and the message gets lost in the ensuing violence. Protesting rarely works and often ends with the complete opposite outcome of the original goal.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Oh yeah. To be black in the UK is a dream life.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

As if people in the UK weren’t regularly dying for lack of healthcare.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

I am a flag flying, red white and blue American. And we are aware of many, but not all of the problems that are listed here. And we are fed up with it. But correcting problems so deeply entrenched in bureaucracy (read that as government) is not as easy as you might think. Most of us think a change is coming, soon.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Brenda. Read a damn book. It’s not anyone else’s job to help you gain knowledge and understanding of the world. I’m truly disgusted by the entitled whining. And I’m American.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Oh goody, another article cr@pping on Americans and acting like their own sh*t doesn't stink. Give it a f*cking rest BP.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

This looks like it wa written by somebody who REALLY hates the US, even more so than the usual US bashing posts. Hey, we have our problems but so does EVERY OTHER COUNTRY in the world. Enough with this c**p BP.

'The Worst Of Tumblr': 50 Of The Funniest Posts People Found On This Unique Platform

With a 40 hour work week, and people learning to accomplish tasks in less time, it makes sense. You get what you pay for, based on results, not absurd levels of persistent effort.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

There are other political parties but we never get to hear from them

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

DOWN VOTE this thread to HELL. You guys are right!!! This USA bashing needs to stop.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Just yesterday I was wondering when a friggin *let's bash the USA" thread was to be posted. I missed these soooo much /s. F this s**t. BP has to stop.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Do y'all ever think about the harm your constant criticism of America does to our citizens? Keep telling them how awful they are, how awful their country is, everything they do is wrong. Until the majority believe it and see no point in trying to correct or change things. If the rest of the world believe we're hopeless, I guess we are! Nothing I can do to help! Seriously, many people believe you must know best since YOUR country is so awesome! Try helping instead. How? You're the freaking experts! You tell us! We're willing to listen to helpful conversations. Eventually we believe you or just tune you out. Want us to be/do be? Help us find ways to do that! Many of us are desperate for ways to help our country

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

BoredPanda doesn’t have journalist. They don’t even write their own content anymore let alone edit. They just copy and paste from Reddit and Buzzfeed and censor words like w***y, d**k, and a**s.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Oh boy! Can it be that mystical, magical time again? That amazing time where BoredPanda runs out of content to copy-and-paste from Reddit? That time where they can’t be bothered to write any of their own content so they have to rely on clickbait and spreading harmful and stereotypical content about other countries. This site has lost any integrity it had from the over the top censorship to the constant “America is a cesspool and Europe is the epitome of the cultural renaissance” listicles. Stereotypes are lazy and cruel. Stop or you’re going to continue losing readers.

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Actually, I regularly thank police, fire fighters, 1st responders, etc for their service. Dr's don't serve the country that way.

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saltywaterenthusiast • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

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saltywaterenthusiast • submitted 2 list additions 9 months ago

Tired Of Bp's USA Bashing?

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Hey Pandas, What's Some Tea You Just Have To Spill? (Closed)

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saltywaterenthusiast • commented on 8 posts 9 months ago

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i also have distichiasis!

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i have distichiasis, which means i have two rows of eyelashes. its caused from my heart condition, but i love that my eyelashes look super cute all the time.

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

me too!! i started greying at 12.

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

why is everyone crying abt this it's so obvious its a joke. some of you need to get a life

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

its a joke chill

Europeans Call Out 50 "Hard Truths" That They Think Americans Are Not Yet Ready To Hear

Hey Pandas, Write A Movie Title As A Clickbait Youtube Video (Closed)

the flash?!??!

Hey Pandas, Write A Movie Title As A Clickbait Youtube Video (Closed)

WALL-E!!!

saltywaterenthusiast • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical

some of you seriously need to chill, this was an evil parenting hacks post, not a "do this on your kid!" post, learn to laugh...

30 Of The Best ‘Evil’ Parenting Hacks That Are Helpful But Not Really Ethical

this is from diary of a wimpy kid

saltywaterenthusiast • commented on 8 posts 11 months ago

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

this is so creative

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

Beyonce is saving lives

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

oh dear

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

the only disney adult i accept

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

say it with me. WE! NEED! MORE! INCLUSIVITY!

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

mr potato head

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

she looks so proud :)

50 Times Moms Won The Internet By Being Their Wholesome, Hilarious Selves

smarties??

saltywaterenthusiast • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

50 Cursed Photos that will Raise Many Whys and Hows

i need holy water for my eyes 😭

Hey Pandas, Post Some Stupid Things You Own (Closed)

you're very kind, thank you!!!

saltywaterenthusiast • upvoted 5 items 7 months ago

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This IG Page Hosts The Most ‘Sarcastic’ Memes, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Relatable

"I'm Tired": 50 Items That Really Need To Be Thrown Out

I agree as long as it isn't a health hazard :)

45 Hard-To-Believe Facts That Make People Reevaluate Their View Of The World

That's not exactly the foreplay that gets the ladies 😒

saltywaterenthusiast • upvoted 10 items 8 months ago

50 Times People Were So Surprised With How Perfectly Things Lined Up, They Just Had To Document It

LOVE Stroopwafels!!!

50 Times People Were So Surprised With How Perfectly Things Lined Up, They Just Had To Document It

Yeah, Zara with the plot twists today!!

50 Times People Were So Surprised With How Perfectly Things Lined Up, They Just Had To Document It

Enough with the plot twists

50 Illegal Pictures of North Korea That Depict a True Story

It's in the article before the pictures. "Thanks to digital memory cards, I was able to save photos that I was forbidden to take or was told to delete by the minders."

50 Illegal Pictures of North Korea That Depict a True Story

I think some of it is to illustrate the point of how heavily censored everything is. It's not so much his sleeping as it is the photographer taking a picture of it.

50 Illegal Pictures of North Korea That Depict a True Story

People who live in Pyongyang have all been selected by the government. People who are visited by tourists and officials are all selected because they reflect true Communist values and won't try to communicate with tourists or flee the country. This is how far the propaganda can go, where people are scared to say a bad word and "disappear" forever.

50 Illegal Pictures of North Korea That Depict a True Story

Can this image, and images like it, showing up online be dangerous for these people?

50 Illegal Pictures of North Korea That Depict a True Story

even in malnutrition he is wearing the flag of his supreme leader https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/d3b52d486236e4eb5640732e15970c6c.jpg

50 Illegal Pictures of North Korea That Depict a True Story

He is required to. I'm a bit surprised people aren't understanding this.

50 Illegal Pictures of North Korea That Depict a True Story

He has no choice.

saltywaterenthusiast • upvoted 5 items 9 months ago

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

I have a couple of things. The double row of eyelashes which isn’t that rare but saves me from mascara. And I metabolise medication supremely fast. Local anaesthetic is noticeably fast. As in my dentist has to readminister 3 or 4 times for one filling, my dermatologist 3 times for a mole removal. Most of my family (maternal) are the same. But it doesn’t work with weight. I wish!

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

I have perfect pitch.

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

I'm an identical twin and me and my twinsister gave birth on the same day.

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

I have cross-dominance, which is a 1% prevalence. Very commonly mistaken for ambidexterity, it is where you have different hand dominance for different tasks. I used to be ambidextrous in my writing but my primary school forced me to use one or the other because I was confusing the teachers. I now use a pen left handed but a mouse right handed. I use a fork right handed but chopsticks left handed. To go to the fun point, I use a longbow left handed and a sword right handed, so if I have to switch to sword I have to drop the bow because it's in my right hand =.=

34 People Who Are Part Of A Rare Statistic Share What Makes Them Special

i have distichiasis, which means i have two rows of eyelashes. its caused from my heart condition, but i love that my eyelashes look super cute all the time.

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