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Hans • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

30 Paper Titles From Scientists With A Sense Of Humor, As Shared On This Twitter Thread

I can tell you firsthand

3-Year-Old Breaks A $2,200 Guitar, The Dad Tells The Babysitter To Replace It

The comment of the music shop owner says it all. The dad is trying to take advantage of a situation where a guitar, that was already unplayable due to negligence, got damaged. He sure is the A-hole.

30 Paper Titles From Scientists With A Sense Of Humor, As Shared On This Twitter Thread

I can tell you firsthand

3-Year-Old Breaks A $2,200 Guitar, The Dad Tells The Babysitter To Replace It

The comment of the music shop owner says it all. The dad is trying to take advantage of a situation where a guitar, that was already unplayable due to negligence, got damaged. He sure is the A-hole.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

It snows more in Africa than it does in Antarctica.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Well where else are they meant to live? In an igloo?

Twitter User Compares Prices Of What Is Considered Healthy And Unhealthy Food To Make A Point That Not Everybody Can Eat Healthier

The environmental cost of McDonald's food, however, is extremely high. We all will pay that with interest.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

And the chimney on the right looks like someone is saluting the ship O.O

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Hans • commented on 9 posts 1 day ago

Teenager Is Forced To Choose Between His Beloved Dog And His Family, He Chooses Dax The Dog

Wow, so many despicable attitudes shown in such a short summary. The OP seems to be a very nice teenager cursed with a challenged mother and a to-be-stepdad with a lack of empathy. All things notwithstanding, shaming your own, not-even grown-up children ("lousy son") in a guilt-tripping fashion is a deed beyond excuse. Good that he left that toxic environment.

Staying Up Late A Lot Might Mean You’re Affected By Revenge Bedtime Procrastination, And This Twitter User Went Viral For Explaining Why

It appears there is a pathological phenomenon: https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2014.00611/full However, I do not think that this generally applies to getting "me time" in the evenings.

Teenager Is Forced To Choose Between His Beloved Dog And His Family, He Chooses Dax The Dog

Staying Up Late A Lot Might Mean You’re Affected By Revenge Bedtime Procrastination, And This Twitter User Went Viral For Explaining Why

Do we really need to pathologize everything? (The OP did not, but many of the cited commenters.) Staying up late because you felt you had no "me time" that day, yet, merely is a normal move. Moreover, you may check the natural biorythm vs the one you are living. I, for example, are rather the "owl" type and I will often be productive after 22:00 even if I know I need to get up early the next day and have been tired all day. I deem this just, well, how it is.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

"Yep, we get six extra month to contemplate why dates are written in the wrong order in the US."

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

You know, that's the real purpose of the Energiewende.

30 Paper Titles From Scientists With A Sense Of Humor, As Shared On This Twitter Thread

Just that you write a highly specific article for a small audience of peers in your field does not mean that you lose your humour!

30 Paper Titles From Scientists With A Sense Of Humor, As Shared On This Twitter Thread

I shall investigate in their conclusions.

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

This on is quite helpful in understanding that typical world maps are misleading when it comes to country sizes.

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

"casually"

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Hans • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

Mom's Honest Confession That She Hates Playing With Her Daughter's Barbie Dolls Goes Viral

It is almost as if we not all the time do exactly what we like best because we know that what we do makes other people happy. (By the way: that is not pretending. If I play a game with a child that I do not think is super exciting I do not need to pretend that I like that game. What matters is not that I give my child the impression that I love the game but that I love him or her!)

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Being hungry is something different. I jokingly addressed the fact that ice-cold drinks are what I perceive to be a very american thing. In the middle of the night I would rather drink luke-warm water than to walk a step more than really needed.

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

And there must not be sugar added, otherwise, it is not bread anymore!

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Sorry to be the economist here too much, but by having massive social media attention this guy is mainly leading a very effective marketing strategy for his company. He gets tons and tons of free advertising. Besides: "socialist" is not an insult, even though people who listen to Fox news think it is. If you study the World Happiness Report report, you will see that countries that are following socialist ideas but in a non authoritarian way have by far the happiest citizens.

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Hans • upvoted 19 items 2 days ago

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Agreed, Socialist is not an insult. We really need to get away from labelling everything! This is Socialist. That is Capitalist. You're a Marxist. They're Republicans. We need to start thinking in terms of ideas. Dan had a BOLD IDEA! And it worked!

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

this is the best one, I'm glad yall got over it

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

this is the best one, I'm glad yall got over it

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Damt it. I cant read

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Great. Marketing and publicity are very important for businesses. I am not sure where the term "publicity" turned into a "bad word"...but it is a necessary avenue of growing business, and there is nothing wrong with a benevolent owner touting his success and making it known that happy, well paid, unstressed employees make for better outcomes for both company and employee.

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Yes he is getting a lot of publicity, but no matter, if making this public is for self serving reasons or not, it is still good to show people a better way.

Mom's Honest Confession That She Hates Playing With Her Daughter's Barbie Dolls Goes Viral

i'm still looking for my kid. we started 3 days ago

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Of course a company treating its employees well is a pretty powerful marketing tool! But it is a win-win. You're basically proving his point- that paying employees well is good for the employees, but its also good for the employers. And that, ultimately in a capitalist system is how you improve people's lives. All ships rise with the tide.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Idk I assumed that most of the time they go for food. Like I try to not do it. But a lot of times I crave food if I am unable to sleep and am awake late.

Mom's Honest Confession That She Hates Playing With Her Daughter's Barbie Dolls Goes Viral

It's almost as if our children are human beings that display basic human needs for connection and validation.

Mom's Honest Confession That She Hates Playing With Her Daughter's Barbie Dolls Goes Viral

Omg,she is a hero.She didn't feel like playing with Barbies but did it anyway.Omg,she needs a statue.I understand why people needed to hear this becuase she went through hell.Tiktoker of the year 🙄

Hilarious-Science-Diagrams

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Only absolute idiots listen to Fox News.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

Justly so..

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

I'm German too and I only drink tap water although the water in each city tastes different. Didn't like the water in Berlin at all.

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

I also live in Germany and i drink at least a liter of tap water a day (i drink a lot of sparkling water too)

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

They fact they think "American" is a language explains it all really

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

Of course.

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

In Poland the storks are believed to be noble birds and are extremely regarded and respected. Some people would purposedly build starting of the nests for them just to have them in the neighbourhood.

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Hans • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Most Believable Conspiracy Theory? (Ended)

Hans • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do To Keep Mindful? (Closed)

Hans • submitted 17 list additions 4 years ago

What Is Something You Loved Doing As A Child That You Miss/Wish You Could Do Now?

People Can't Agree Whether Giraffes Wear Their Ties At The Top Or Bottom, And The Answers Are Hilarious

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

Hans • commented on 9 posts 1 day ago

Teenager Is Forced To Choose Between His Beloved Dog And His Family, He Chooses Dax The Dog

Staying Up Late A Lot Might Mean You’re Affected By Revenge Bedtime Procrastination, And This Twitter User Went Viral For Explaining Why

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

"Yep, we get six extra month to contemplate why dates are written in the wrong order in the US."

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

You know, that's the real purpose of the Energiewende.

30 Paper Titles From Scientists With A Sense Of Humor, As Shared On This Twitter Thread

Just that you write a highly specific article for a small audience of peers in your field does not mean that you lose your humour!

30 Paper Titles From Scientists With A Sense Of Humor, As Shared On This Twitter Thread

I shall investigate in their conclusions.

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

This on is quite helpful in understanding that typical world maps are misleading when it comes to country sizes.

50 Bizarre Science Diagrams That Are Actually Real, As Shared On This Page

"casually"

Hans • commented on 11 posts 2 days ago

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

What is anti-American? Just saying that something is typical? What is wrong about crawing for a cold drink?

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

It says "drink" in the caption. :)

Mom's Honest Confession That She Hates Playing With Her Daughter's Barbie Dolls Goes Viral

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Americans Reveal Their 40 Most WTF Moments While Visiting Europe In This Viral Thread

And there must not be sugar added, otherwise, it is not bread anymore!

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

That escalated quickly and hurtingly.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

Ouch.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

Quickly settled.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Going to the fridge in the middle of the night must be the most American thing, ever. I would simply work to the bathroom next to the sleeping room and get a fresh, cold, tasty sip of water from the tap...

Hans • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

30 Paper Titles From Scientists With A Sense Of Humor, As Shared On This Twitter Thread

I can tell you firsthand

3-Year-Old Breaks A $2,200 Guitar, The Dad Tells The Babysitter To Replace It

The comment of the music shop owner says it all. The dad is trying to take advantage of a situation where a guitar, that was already unplayable due to negligence, got damaged. He sure is the A-hole.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

It snows more in Africa than it does in Antarctica.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Well where else are they meant to live? In an igloo?

Twitter User Compares Prices Of What Is Considered Healthy And Unhealthy Food To Make A Point That Not Everybody Can Eat Healthier

The environmental cost of McDonald's food, however, is extremely high. We all will pay that with interest.

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

And the chimney on the right looks like someone is saluting the ship O.O

Hans • upvoted 14 items 2 days ago

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Employers Share 30 Of The Wildest Reasons They Had To Fire Someone

this is the best one, I'm glad yall got over it

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Damt it. I cant read

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Yes he is getting a lot of publicity, but no matter, if making this public is for self serving reasons or not, it is still good to show people a better way.

Mom's Honest Confession That She Hates Playing With Her Daughter's Barbie Dolls Goes Viral

i'm still looking for my kid. we started 3 days ago

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Idk I assumed that most of the time they go for food. Like I try to not do it. But a lot of times I crave food if I am unable to sleep and am awake late.

Mom's Honest Confession That She Hates Playing With Her Daughter's Barbie Dolls Goes Viral

It's almost as if our children are human beings that display basic human needs for connection and validation.

Mom's Honest Confession That She Hates Playing With Her Daughter's Barbie Dolls Goes Viral

Hilarious-Science-Diagrams

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Only absolute idiots listen to Fox News.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

Justly so..

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