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CelSlade • upvoted 39 items 3 months ago

Twitter Users Are Sharing The Words They Thought They Were Pronouncing Right But Were Wrong The Entire Time (31 Tweets)

I am so glad you said that.

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Twitter Users Are Sharing The Words They Thought They Were Pronouncing Right But Were Wrong The Entire Time (31 Tweets)

I am so glad you said that.

Animals, Cats

If You Think The World Is Terrible, These 50 Animal Friendships Might Change Your Mind

This Instagram Account Points Out How Much Celebrity Faces Have Changed Over The Years And Here Are 30 Of The Transformations

His girlfriends are still the same age, they haven’t aged one bit.

Twitter Users Are Sharing The Words They Thought They Were Pronouncing Right But Were Wrong The Entire Time (31 Tweets)

I was today years old when I learned that it doesn't.

Twitter Users Are Sharing The Words They Thought They Were Pronouncing Right But Were Wrong The Entire Time (31 Tweets)

According to Merriam-Webster both are possible \ ˈdau̇(-ə)r , ˈdu̇r \

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

Most carnivores eat plants in some capacity. Just like most herbivores will eat meat in some capacity. There are very few 100% carnivores or herbivores.

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40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

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Woman Shares Product Prices In Her Area As A Response To Guilt-Tripping By Vegans

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

I can also gain 2.2 kg a day

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

They look like supermodels

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

I've a crick in my neck just looking at this!

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

My black cat has brought an abundance of feline love into my life, so yes, I believe the Scottish Lore to be true.

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

Rats are some of the most underrated animals.

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

bippity boppity you are nobodies property. AND KEEP IT THAT WAY!

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

More useful than some presidents

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

Cows and chickens are severely underrated.

If You Think The World Is Terrible, These 50 Animal Friendships Might Change Your Mind

I also once saw footage of a wildlife cam, showing a wolf exitedly trying (and finalling suceeding) to convince his badger friend to follow him across a bridge. I guess they sometimes make hunting partnerships with other species and become friends over that?

If You Think The World Is Terrible, These 50 Animal Friendships Might Change Your Mind

Bless you for keeping these friends together.

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Therapist Shows How Hard It Is For Dyslexic People To Read By Challenging The Internet To Read A ‘Dyslexified' Text

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

A 'colleague' who did not really want the best for me had apparently decided to try to demoralize me by going off on a "Have you heard the latest BS the company is up to"-rant every time we happened to meet. About a month in, I decided to counter it head-on and so I preemptively greeted him with a very cheery "Hi, so-and-so, isn't everything perfectly awful!" It took me only about a week to get to checkmate.

People On Reddit Are Sharing Hilariously Useless Talents That They Have And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

Me three

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

Where is the movie! This needs to be a movie!

This Instagram Account Points Out How Much Celebrity Faces Have Changed Over The Years And Here Are 30 Of The Transformations

Breathtaking.

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

It happened in France! The sentences are generally far lower than what you would find in the US (and the criminality rate is much lower too). I think it tops at 30 years for an unplanned murder. A life sentence is reserved for a planned murder. Also, the sentences don't add, you have to execute the longest one only. And of course, there are automatic sentence reduction if you act somewhat correctly while in jail.

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

how could his name not be in the facts! smh....

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

That's so sweet

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

I would assume his computer voice, which was unique and definitely a trademark.

24 Times Pets Unintentionally Sent Their Owners Into Panic Mode

Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me! IT IS 2020 you know.

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

*snort laugh.

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

As someone who has had cancer, I can attest that this is true. I never saw it as fighting or battling, but get medical treatment. The doctors and nurses are the ones that deserve the credit. They are the ones that diagnose and come up with effective treatments. Also, and maybe this is just because I'm an atheist, I'm a little tired of people attributing recovery with "god". It's the docs and nurses that do the heavy lifting and get little credit.

50 Facts From An Online Group Where People Post The Most Interesting Things They Learn And That Has 23 Million Members

It could have come from holding a tuning fork in his teeth while tuning said piano years before.

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CelSlade • commented on a post 3 months ago

People On Reddit Are Sharing Hilariously Useless Talents That They Have And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

Me four... but to add an extra dose of uselessness to it - I rarely remember their names. I can tell you where we met, what we talked about, what the weather was like, but the names usually elude me.

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Hey Pandas, What’s The Creepiest Thing That’s Ever Happened To You? (Ended)

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What Is The Coolest Thing You Have Created? (Ended)

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Pandas, Show Us The DIY Projects That You're Most Proud Of!

CelSlade • commented on 20 posts 3 months ago

People On Reddit Are Sharing Hilariously Useless Talents That They Have And Here Are 30 Of The Best Ones

Me four... but to add an extra dose of uselessness to it - I rarely remember their names. I can tell you where we met, what we talked about, what the weather was like, but the names usually elude me.

37 People Who Didn't Mince Their Words About Trump Avoiding Taxes

Is no-one going to point out the other glaring discrepancy? Obama was the only president who paid in the millions, which is what you would expect the ruler of the wealthiest nation in the world to pay. All the others only paid in the hundred or then thousands (apart from the criminal orange tw*t, of course). Can the laws please be tweaked to bring Obama back?

40 People Confess Anonymously About Their Most Embarrassing Secrets And Opinions (New Pics)

I'll pick the one I feel the least comfortable admitting to: I speak about my mother in the past tense because, in my mind, the person I knew as my mother is dead. The schizophrenic personality inhabiting her body is an ever-changing selfish monster who in no way resembles my loving, gentle, huge-hearted, multi-talented, genius mother. I have had to cut her off for my son and my safety as she tried to kill my sister and kidnap her children. The worst thing is - every now and then (blessedly very, very rarely these days - once every few years at most) my mother resurfaces and she's scared, lonely, confused. She wonders where her daughters and family are and why no-one wants to speak to her. We can't tell her the horrific things she says and does when 'she' is gone. Why be so cruel? These moments don't last long - my confession is that I hate them. I wish they would stop completely and my mother would be gone for good. Because right now I'm not able to grieve for my dead mother.

40 People Confess Anonymously About Their Most Embarrassing Secrets And Opinions (New Pics)

Maybe slightly less noble - If I see a plane I always wonder where it's going and wistfully imagine being on it, going on an adventure.

40 People Confess Anonymously About Their Most Embarrassing Secrets And Opinions (New Pics)

I agree - I recently had a conversation with my son that made me think. With Covid making life hard for everyone, my son didn't complain once. He's 19 and couldn't see his friends or go out with them or do anything fun. It made me realize he never complains (except when I tell him to do the dishes!) When his mobile phone broke and we told him he had to wait for Christmas to get a second hand phone, he didn't complain. And when we had to cancel our long-saved for trip to Norway (his birthday gift - he's never been to Europe) because of Covid, he didn't complain. When I told him I was proud of him for this, he said he thinks he's like that because his dad and I didn't spoil him. He always had what he needed, but not everything he wanted. He said he gets embarrassed at his friends when they act entitled. Never felt prouder as a mom. I know I've screwed up a lot in my life, but at least I got one thing right.

40 People Confess Anonymously About Their Most Embarrassing Secrets And Opinions (New Pics)

Oh dear god, please stop this now. It's way too late for me, but maybe there's a chance for you. I'm gonna shout and hope you hear me: YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BE YOUNGER, HEALTHIER, PRETTIER THAN YOU ARE NOW! Start to appreciate it before you become one of us sad, wrinkled losers wishing we appreciated our youth before it disappeared.

40 People Confess Anonymously About Their Most Embarrassing Secrets And Opinions (New Pics)

Used to be a staunch Christian and bible-school teacher. Started doing a comparative study of religions (initially to 'prove' to my students how Christianity is superior to all other beliefs) and ended up catching education. I went down the rabbit-hole of studying the history of religions and beliefs and once I saw the man behind the curtain I couldn't unsee him and it was curtains for my religious beliefs.

40 People Confess Anonymously About Their Most Embarrassing Secrets And Opinions (New Pics)

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30 Overly Requested Tattoo Designs That Tattoo Artists Are Sick And Tired Of

If an artist wanted to be forced to do someone else's bidding day in and day out as a corporate wage-slave, they would be an accountant, not an artist.

30 Overly Requested Tattoo Designs That Tattoo Artists Are Sick And Tired Of

However - in a good restaurant the menu changes regularly to keep the experience fresh and to prevent the cooks from getting fed up. The question is - do you want a work of quality art produced by an un-burnt-out artist, or the tattoo equivalent of a Big Mac?

30 Overly Requested Tattoo Designs That Tattoo Artists Are Sick And Tired Of

Speaking as one - I stopped doing commissions because customers suck and expect you to draw exactly what they *think* they want (it changes as soon as you're done - or they want an exact copy of someone else's work, which I always refused) with absolutely no space for creativity. And they want it yesterday, for free. It cannot be overstated - Customers suck. So now I work in admin and do art for myself. Much, much happier that way.

Pro Chefs Share The Most Common Mistakes That We, Amateurs, Make (30 Pics)

Another tip for lazy/busy people - ramen makes an excellent quick-cook substitute for pasta. If I am in no mood for cooking and want a super-fast meal I'll boil up a few packets of ramen, drain, add a jar of pasta sauce, and heat in the microwave for a few minutes (top with cheese if you are feeling rich).

Pro Chefs Share The Most Common Mistakes That We, Amateurs, Make (30 Pics)

I'm guessing you don't live in the UK? Here the big supermarkets usually sell fruit and veg that have a use-by date of two or three days. Those are the regular stores like Iceland or Sainsbury's. The lower priced stores like Lidl usually sell produce that only last for a day, two at the most. If you don't have a huge income, but you want to eat healthily - you have to use a fridge and or freezer. Edit: I had a long-running argument with Sainsbury's because they sold potatoes in huge bags that had a sell-by date three days after they were delivered. A family of 6 would have to eat potatoes for breakfast, lunch and dinner to finish the bag before it went off. No logic!

Pro Chefs Share The Most Common Mistakes That We, Amateurs, Make (30 Pics)

This reminds me of something I heard I don't know where: 'Cook according to your heart, bake according to the recipe'.

50 ‘Old Me vs. New Me’ Memes That Will Help You Reduce Waste

only if managed and turned properly - otherwise it produces methane, which is a hothouse gas

50 ‘Old Me vs. New Me’ Memes That Will Help You Reduce Waste

It's not bad per se - it's still better than just discarding it. But, compost needs to be properly managed or it will produce methane gas. Which pretty much defeats the point of composting.

50 ‘Old Me vs. New Me’ Memes That Will Help You Reduce Waste

Almond farming also uses massive amounts of chemicals which is contributing to colony collapse in honey bees

50 ‘Old Me vs. New Me’ Memes That Will Help You Reduce Waste

Hold my craft beer...

30 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of September

I empathize with your daughter. I have autism and I struggle to find clothing that is comfortable. I can only wear cotton, viscose and acrylic. Socks definitely have textures, and I recently threw out a pack of brand new 'pretty' socks because the patterns were uncomfortable. Don't even get me started on seams, labels, folds, horribly textured buttons (no plastic!) and noisy studs & zipper grips! My mom always joked how she couldn't keep clothes on me when I was little and if I'm honest - when I'm home alone and it's warm, I don't bother wearing any.

CelSlade • upvoted 20 items 3 months ago

Twitter Users Are Sharing The Words They Thought They Were Pronouncing Right But Were Wrong The Entire Time (31 Tweets)

I am so glad you said that.

Animals, Cats

If You Think The World Is Terrible, These 50 Animal Friendships Might Change Your Mind

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

Fascinating and very helpful- more helpful than 'raking the forest'

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

Fuzzy pig, fuzzy pig, does whatever a fuzzy pig does.

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

That's astounding. I suspect we know very little of the span of animal intelligence.

This Instagram Account Points Out How Much Celebrity Faces Have Changed Over The Years And Here Are 30 Of The Transformations

His girlfriends are still the same age, they haven’t aged one bit.

Twitter Users Are Sharing The Words They Thought They Were Pronouncing Right But Were Wrong The Entire Time (31 Tweets)

I was today years old when I learned that it doesn't.

Twitter Users Are Sharing The Words They Thought They Were Pronouncing Right But Were Wrong The Entire Time (31 Tweets)

According to Merriam-Webster both are possible \ ˈdau̇(-ə)r , ˈdu̇r \

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

Most carnivores eat plants in some capacity. Just like most herbivores will eat meat in some capacity. There are very few 100% carnivores or herbivores.

Animals

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

People, Social Issues

Woman Shares Product Prices In Her Area As A Response To Guilt-Tripping By Vegans

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

I can also gain 2.2 kg a day

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

They look like supermodels

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

I've a crick in my neck just looking at this!

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

My black cat has brought an abundance of feline love into my life, so yes, I believe the Scottish Lore to be true.

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

Rats are some of the most underrated animals.

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

bippity boppity you are nobodies property. AND KEEP IT THAT WAY!

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

More useful than some presidents

40 Lesser-Known Facts About Animals That Made People Say 'Aww'

Cows and chickens are severely underrated.

If You Think The World Is Terrible, These 50 Animal Friendships Might Change Your Mind

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