The combination of animals and memes is truly like no other. It’s funny, adorable, and has the power to light up our day. And with the recent passing of Kabosu, the dog behind the Doge internet meme, the animal lovers’ community is in serious need of some uplifting content.
Luckily, the Instagram account Epic World Page has us covered with its proud collection of animal memes. Each one proves that animals are truly the perfect meme material, guaranteed to make us laugh out loud.
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My cats love wandering outside but if someone is sick at home they just do their duty and stay with the sick person all day long.
There’s a nursing home/hospice somewhere that has a resident cat that will sit with people that are on their way out. Every time the cat did that the person would pass within hours. Cats know
Load More Replies...Days after being diagnosed with cancer, I was sitting on my steps pondering my fate and out of nowhere a white mixed breed dog comes limping up to me. He had recently been hit with buckshot in his hind quarter. Sat down right in front of me and looked into my eyes. We both survived without long term effects and became best friends.
Animals are so much more caring and loving than the vast majority of people
My dog knows when I'm sick and, bless her, she's got a bladder of steel! she won't leave my side.
For me, it was the time my late pet rat Harris licked my finger… after he bit it and I started crying (he could smell the egg I was holding in my hand, he was just too excitable and got my finger). The other time was when I got trapped in the bathroom because part of the stupid lock fell off and the cat, Dora, was meowing from outside at me in what I assume was concern until I got out.
Animals are so much more empathetic than we give them credit for.
Cats are basically Emotions stuffed into a bag of fur and claws. When you are genuinely sad or sick they know.
My cats love to snuggle with me if I'm really sick, but I've also wondered if it's just because with a fever I turn into a giant heated pillow. xD
After my miscarriage (5 years ago) my husbands cat wouldn't leave me. Bless her heart I guess she thought her purring would help to this day she still purrs at my stomach
If you're in the UK then British Hen Welfare Trust and Fresh Start For Hens are two amazing charities that rescue these girls when they are to be sent for slaughter. We've had many over the years and pick up 12 more next week. They are great pets - we love them!
Why I don't eat meat. I have no problem eating meat that is humanely farmed or competently hunted (as in, killed quickly) but these poor things, I literally cannot swallow knowing what tehy are put through in their lives.
There is absolutely no need for chickens to be kept in batteries in such poor conditions... Factory farms need to be shut down. Farmers should be paid more for the animals products they produce so that they can at least raise chickens in barns.
IF LEADERS AT ALL GOVERNMENT LEVELS WOULD STOP OVER-POPULATION, THEN ANIMALS EXISTING IN THESE CONDITIONS WOULD BE GREATLY REDUCED! SOMEONE PLEASE START ENFORCING BIRTH CONTROL AND STOP THE STUPID S**T ABOUT OUTLAWING ABROTION WHEN IT IS SOOOO NEEDED ALL OVER THE ENTIRE PLANET! THAT WILL BE THE FIRST STEP TO CORRECTING THE HORRORIFIC CONDITIONS THAT HUMANS KEEP OTHER SPECIES EXISTING IN. (ANYONE WHO CALLS THIS LIVING, IS PART OF THE ELEMENT THAT NEEDS TO ELIMINATED-THEY ARE THE PROBLEM!) UNTIL THESE CORRECTIONS ARE MADE, THE CONDITIONS WILL ONLY GET WORSE-THEY ALREADY EXIST TO THE POINT OF BEING PUT IN OUR FACES CONSTANTLY!)
Load More Replies...This is exactly why I am very particular about the meat products I buy.
Just wait for the "MROOOOOWWWWRRRR FFFSSSTTTTT!!"
Load More Replies...I'm hard of hearing and hearing aid's but I don't necessarily need them but my cat is older (12 yrs) and the only way I can feel her purr is if I hold her close to me. Because she's elderly, her voice has changed to the point I can barely hear it. She know's this and will always move in front of me to let me know she want's something. I love that little bundle of fur to bits.
My cats, half brothers*, make a sound like the dilophosaurus (frilly spitter dinosaur) from Jurassic Park whenever they want to play, with us or each other. Sort of a trill, like a simultanous meow and purr.) It's kinda adorable, and I hadn't known cats to make such noises. (*to each other. I'd almost be disappointed if some smartass didn't comment on whether than makes me half cat.) Also, they purr so loudly, they kinda roar.
So Bruno, I am wondering if you are half cat or something?
Load More Replies...I'm sure that was quite a shock hearing for the first time. "What the hell?? Are you broken??"
My cat wakes me up by screaming in my face that it's dawn so did I die overnight cuz I'm not awake and he's worried.
It’s crazy to think about how a simple Doge meme impacted the world. The fact that Dogecoin was created in 2013 as a joke and is now the 8th biggest cryptocurrency in the world just proves its influence. A meme based on a peculiar rescue dog holding billions of dollars of market value speaks volumes about the strange phenomenon of internet memes.
But now the Doge fandom commemorates the Shiba inu dog, Kabosu, passing away. Its 62-year-old owner, Atsuko Sato, a kindergarten teacher from the city of Sakura in Chiba Prefecture, Japan, confirmed the news on May 24.
"She quietly passed away as if asleep while I caressed her," Atsuko Sato wrote on her blog. "I think Kabo-chan was the happiest dog in the world. And I was the happiest owner."
“I hate cats.” Death’s face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant. I SEE, he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat-haters. Death has priorities | Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
Terry Pratchett was the leonardo da vinci of fiction
Load More Replies...Kitten's like, "Oh gawd, one less live. And he lost his only live. Stoopid hooman."
"Alright birbs, you're not getting anywhere near my turf. I've got a f*****g lucky sock! What've you got?"
Well, how else are you going to keep track? Three to the left of the sock. Two to the right of it, and two perched over the toes.
No, it's one of those short athletic socks. If you look closely, you can see the shape of the heel, and the writing on the sole.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: Chinchilla is also the name of a power metal band. Their song Fight is somewhat tricky to find on Youtube because you get treated to a lot of videos of chinchillas play fighting instead, and to be honest, as much as I like music...
I like the idea of what the poster for a power metal festival would look like. You'd have all these dramatic/fantasy band names that power metal bands tend to have, and then you've got... chinchilla. Lol
Load More Replies...Aren't chincilla's highly social? A friend of mine wanted one but was told that chincilla's live in colonies, so keeping just the one was cruel. She took 4, ha ha! Her pets are all, cats and dogs, a snake and chincilla's and the odd rabbit, long-lived so she must be doing something right!
Male them hold mini katanas and stuff like that. then you can raise a chinchilla army and take over the woolrld mwahahhaha.
Load More Replies...Kabosu has been fighting leukemia and liver disease since late 2022. As a rescue dog, her real age was unknown, but her owner estimated her to be 18—past the average lifespan for such a breed.
The dog’s family hosted a farewell party to celebrate Kabosu on May 26 in Narita City at Flower Kaori in Kotsu no Mori. More than 250 fans attended, including media outlets from the Middle East and Germany.
Many people brought photos, stuffed toys, and wore T-shirts with Kabosu’s image, showing just how much influence the dog had on people. Dogecoin also paid tribute to its inspiration on X, saying she was a "being who knew only happiness and limitless love."
*cat aggressively bursts into flames, burning down 13 city blocks and half a country*
Load More Replies...Your cat is fully charged. Max zoomie levels have been reached.
Cute, but if there is a Lithium Ion battery under that, it may be a fire hazard situation. I accidentally tossed a coat over my wifi hotspot and it overheated and the battery swelled up.
Charging the cat when it's already fully charged is bad for it's battery life ya know
That is a honey buzzard. His main staple food is the larvae. He is going to be perfectly fine.
Load More Replies...Wedge tails win that round. Nothing beats a wedge tailed eagle.
Load More Replies...Some species of paper wasps do make honey. And some species of bees don't.
Load More Replies...Some species of paper wasps make honey, but not in honeycombs.
Load More Replies...I saw this on a Nature show the other day - they actually hunt the hornets for the protein - the larva in the comb is highly nutritious and their feathers are set tight enough that they win
Hang on now! There are no more available Bears, they're all taken by women, remember?
Load More Replies...When I'm old and my kid sticks me in a retirement home, I want "Honey Buzzard" to be my well-earned nickname
I love a smart árse. That's one of the reasons I married Mr Auntriarch
Load More Replies...I have to look this up now, cuz weren't the Romans like everywhere-ish? So why only one country named for transients...
It was called something else by the people who lived there...BEFORE the Romans conquered it. They removed - bloodily - all the indigenous people and settled it with Roman citizens. The renaming - some historians say it was psychological warfare. They didn't do this to other provinces they absorbed.
“Ever since Kabosu came into my home, a series of miraculous things have happened, enriching my life and gifting me with a treasure trove of priceless moments,” Sato told a Japanese newspaper.
The canine mascot made the owner very proud. In fact, last year, in November, a $100,000 statue of Kabosu funded by fans was unveiled in a park in Sakura.
My mostly Russian blue had bulging eyes when we first got him. He always looked like he had seen too much.
Load More Replies...One of our cats is a bit like that. She's a rescue, lived with 60 cats on a farm. When she came to us, she fled down the cellar stairs in panic every time she saw us. Now she lies on the floor beneath the sofa when I lie on the sofa watching TV, so huge progress. She still has this apprehensive look on her face.
I had a cat, Truffle, who guarded my twins' nursery door when they were sleeping. Her co-cat Jinx insisted on testing their food.
don´t cats always insist on testing two-footers food? :D
Load More Replies...This is where our cat used to lie when my son was in his swing. Not sleeping, just on guard duty josh061-66...194ba6.jpg
When my twins were little my husband had to travel a lot for work. When he was home, our giant mastiff, Dozer, would sleep next to the front door. When hubs was away, Dozer made rounds all night. Front door - Clear! Back door - Clear! Twins room - Clear! Parent's door - Clear! Over and over. I sure miss that guy, RIP, buddy.
My first baby I would have a guard cat overseeing midnight feeds.
Load More Replies...My doggo did the same with my first child. The concern on her face when my baby would make any noise was enduring.
I have pictures of my oldest as a newborn with my cat I had since 7th grade, so she was at least 12. She was an old farm cat with many litters behind her. She would curl next to my daughter and purr for hours. She very kindly let me take care of her baby.
GoodBoi used to be so wild and bouncy. Once my wife was visibly pregnant with tummy and all, he became careful and understanding. It's amazing how animals just know, without being taught.
Ha! Our Maine C**n always looks as though she's awakened from a very deep sleep. She has bed body most of the time.
Both the dog and the owner are also known for helping those in need. In 2021, Sato raised more than 500 million yen for children’s rights groups in Japan and beyond by auctioning Kabosu’s photos. Moreover, she would bring her furry friend to kindergartens to cheer up the children who were excited to pet and play with her.
When I go to work, I say to my dog 'OK, Alfie. You're in charge. If any burglars show up, bite 'em' (not that he would, the sook)
I always tell my cats when I leave "I have my cell phone if you need me "
Load More Replies...Am I supposed to be talk to my dog in a cutesy baby voice or what? I talk to my dog like the intelligent being he is. I have never talked to my dogs in anything but my normal voice. Sometimes when I am bored I will argue with him, and he will argue back. It's a lot of fun.
I think that counts. Its the arguing that seals it
Load More Replies...One of my great joys in life is complimenting my dogs. I decided one day there's no reason not to shower then with compliments. "Stryder, you are the handsomest boy that ever was. Look at your coat!!! Is that Chanel you're wearing? So poised. So poised. " It seems to be improving both of our lives.
Two of my three cats are cats. One is a tiny person in a cat suit. They get pet talk. He gets "what up, Jones?" when he comes in the room.
We talk normal to them more often than not. We do penty of mild baby talk and silly names. Talking conversationally to dogs is good for them. It makes them feel more included and paid attention to.. Also, it really seems to make them learn and understand you better. Plus it's super cute when I talk with my dogs in my normal voice for a while, they'll will sit there, listen, try to figure out what you're saying, and then they do head tilts, one way, then the other. It's among the cutest things a human being can ever experience
When I leave my house I tell the dog, "Chase, guard the house. Protect the women." Nobody has tried to break in since I started doing that. fyi: 2 human, one female cat.
I tell my queen cat she is in charge when I leave. She's not sure why, since she is always in charge. My husband understands and obeys her commands.
sometimes my husband calls our troop of boy cats his Men. Like "Come on Men, let's clean up!"
"The neighbor dog said he witnessed you huffing...catnip. The neighbor is an idiot dog but we have noticed a change in your behavior."
Soft can-openers just don't understand family honor.
Momma cat: You still watch Friends? Baby cat: Don't judge me mother!!
The bottom cat looks like he might have been somewhat more OK with breaking them up. LOL, JK.
Load More Replies...In my city's shelter they prefer the cats to stay in the shelter than separating them. You have to adopt them together or move on.
Cat: "I can't go with you without my blanket." Human: "And where is it?" Cat: *looking down* "Down here, blind hooman."
Yep. Kitty1 needs Kitty2 so he can use Kitty2 as a bed.
Exactly what I came to say! Lol Siamese cats if I ever seen 'em!
Load More Replies...Kabosu’s and her owner's journey to fame started with just an ordinary picture taken one day in 2010. It was uploaded to Sato's blog and later shared on Reddit, where it gained massive attention.
To her, there was nothing special about the image. “I took the photos to update my blog,” she said. “I take a lot of pictures every day, so that day was nothing out of the ordinary. Kabosu loves having her photo taken, so she was delighted to have the camera pointed towards her,” she told the Know Your Meme website.
I knew a shady dog lawyer. A lawbrador deceiever.
Load More Replies...My dogs would've been on the phone in a heartbeat if they'd had opposable thumbs....
I saw the two legs and my brain said, "Chicken!" but then I realised it was a cheep.
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!!! We have decided to adopt Jennik's word as official, henceforth all sheep will be called "cheep"
Load More Replies...The legs even look like they’re on backwards. Wow. I seriously doubt this is genetic. My vote is 100% for pollution. But at least the farmer is letting him have a decent life.
The legs are technically "front" legs, so they bend backward
Load More Replies...This. This is the animal that produced "the world's worst fossil reconstruction." magdeburg_...bc199c.jpg
It took me way too long to realize that was an ear and not a deformity on its face.
An I imaging things or are the feet/legs facing the opposite direction from his head the way a normal sheepies does?
The front one is correct, but the back is definitely backwards. Very strange
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure it's still mine! 😄 only if my diabetes is suspended for the night though
Load More Replies...Oh man. Hope he's ok. Sometimes that stuff expands in their little tummies and can really make them sick 😢
"Do your worst! *burp* I care not for what I've done, I'll do it again!"
“A friend found it on an online news site and told me about it,” Sato said. “When I first found out about the Kabosu memes, I was very surprised. I was terrified at the thought that just one photo I had casually posted on my blog could spread all over the world to places I didn’t know.”
To this day, she remains baffled by such internet fame. “I didn’t know anything, and I still don’t really understand."
As horse owner, the name of that horse would make me suspicious. One of mine is an escape artist, fully deserving that name. Otherwise, excellent OP, who leaves them things to play with
I also had one that was an escape artist. It was such a pain to try and keep her where she was supposed to be. :)
Load More Replies...Ferris Mueller absolutely loves to splash in the creek and I am quiet sure I could get him to surf or at least pull me on a board. Next good rain will try
1998 Guinness did this uber cool ad. Worth watching through those first 30 seconds for the horses. The whole ad is amazing - hence me still remembering it 25 years later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9znA_dwjHw
If I say it's safe to surf this pasture, it's safe to surf this pasture!
I am not a cat person but how cute is this??? Five just like mom+ one bonus baby
All those cats will have their new soft can-opener trained up in no time!
She's just teaching her kids: "yesterday I showed you how to catch and kill a mouse. Today I show you how to get a human to give you food."
When I lived at the countryside a local stray catmom came to me for a few days. I gave her some food and later she brought her two kittens. She wandered off and left them with me. They were very shy at first but build trust quickly and became very close to me. They lived with me for couple of months when one day the mother returned. The little kitty family stayed for a few more days and then went on to other adventures.
Beautiful! The oddity is the notch in her ear which usually indicates a spayed trap and release kitty. Maybe it's just coincidence, maybe she was spayed after weaning, or maybe they are her adopted babies. 😻
I had a hummingbird do this to me. Until I decided to turn my head slightly to get a better look. She FREAKED out! She tried to fly but just kind of fell off. She flew away chirping. I'm 6ft 5in so it must have been an Attack on Titan moment for her. She lands on a wall, then the wall LOOKS at her!
I love that. My husband and I had big windows on our house in Mackay, ID. The birds would fly into our window, I would go out and make sure the bird was ok, but some times it was stunted then I would hold him or her. It could not leave until the bird flew away or it could hold onto a branch.
The Doge meme has become one of the most recognizable memes on the Internet. The intentional misspelling is commonly credited to an episode of Homestar Runner, an animated comedy series.
The memes include Kabosu lying on the couch with her paws crossed and wearing a side-eyed expression. Typically, this format features short phrases imitating the dog’s inner thoughts with grammatical errors such as “Very winter. Many freeze.” In 2013, it was even ranked as the top meme of the year.
And she worked her magic specifically on the boyfriend who didn’t want a cat.
Load More Replies...Good old Thomas, I love it when he pops up. If you've never read his story, do yourself a favour and please do. He deserves a Hollywood blockbuster movie! Spent 18 years with a male swan (Henrietta later renamed Henry) and stuck around when he was betrayed to help raise their cygnets, can you imagine?! Became a parent late in life and was buried next to Henry. Apparently swans and geese get together often. Their offspring are called ... get ready for the cuteness ... a swoose! Story: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-43054363 Short vid of the funeral: https://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/101558363/a-coffin-mayor-poetry-bagpiper-beloved-bisexual-gooses-funeral-draws-community
I was just going to ask what are they called, a swoose and lo and behold, they are! I love it!
Load More Replies...this maybe "UK Town Cancels New Year Fireworks For Walrus Only For It To Masturbate And Leave"
We have a trans chicken. He used to be female, but he started growing spurs and got more aggressive. He did that because foxes had taken out three of our chickens, one got sick and died, so he felt he needed to protect, so now he’s the other chicken’s bodyguard (we’re down to two)
Pretty sure there's a difference between bisexuality and being to indifferent to even care if your partner is even the same species. The fact that my male dog tried to hump my leg doesn't make him "gay."
Soft can-openers always trying to make people get off of things.
People don't seem to understand that having wild animals as pets is a huge risk,it don't matter if someone had a wild animal ever since it was baby,they're still going to have wild instincts
Not only that, but if it's a large, powerful animal like a tiger, you're in danger even if it doesn't want to harm you. Tigers have no idea how easily they can hurt a human by mistake, and if they see you as another tiger, well, there are a lot of things a tiger can harmlessly do to another tiger that are much more dangerous for a human.
Load More Replies...It's tiger's bench now. But look how chill they are! Not even having to try to stop themselves giving ear scritches.
This adorable pooch has been featured in everything from Swedish transportation campaigns to Doge-themed Easter eggs created by Google and YouTube. In April 2023, Elon Musk replaced Twitter’s blue bird logo with a picture of Kabosu after he bought the social media platform.
Musk is clearly one of the fans of this iconic puppy, joining those mourning her death. He posted a picture of Harrambe, another late meme animal, hugging the dog in heaven.
Puppy has skyballs!! (Skyballs? Skyeballs? Skeyeballs? IDK you decide)
I got absolutely pummeled by my cat with her cone. She ended up in the cone 3 times in a couple months from surgery, then complications from the surgery. She's fine now. Well, minus an eye. But she's my little Pirate so I forgive her for trying to kill me with the cone.
My dog Luna liked the cone she figured out how to cause mass destruction
Load More Replies...The soft can-opener of torture came up with the cone thing. He hates us.
Does anybody else hear the 'Kitten Kong' song from The Goodies? Or is it just me? (Please also let me know if I'm the only one who knows about these guys)
Reminds me of Men In Black, where the bug alien steals a work truck. Only it's a cat. Much cuter. I'd watch this movie.
I see this image come up a lot, and every time I am amazed by how well detailed this toy is.
Why does it say 'Worldwide Dogistic' on the truck, when its contents are obviously a dog's worst nightmare?
"HOW" DOES NOT MATTER!!! ONWARDS TO CUTENEEEEEESSSSSSssssss..... *charges off to get fifty flying poofs*
And therein lies the problem. Yes they are adorable but they shouldn't be kept as pets. 😡
This critter is so cute it ended up in one of my science fiction/fantasy novels. Three of them, actually.
Nothing to do with the adorable squirrel, but an upvote for finding a fellow Elton fan in the wild (acatnamedhercules is from his '70s song, "Hercules").
You're misinterpreting...he/she/it is waiting for you to give the brain cell back.
I have one of these. Turned five this month and has yet to show a single sign of intelligence. That's him staring blankly out of my icon.
Thus the "one brain cell". Almost out of stock by the end of the line.
Load More Replies...Be thankful it was just a paw. I once had a cat that bellyflopped off the back of the sofa into my plate of butter chicken. A ginger cat, of course. The cat was fine but I pretty much had to redecorate the house. And I missed out on dinner.
I would have done the same - bellyflopped into a plate of butter chicken, I mean.
Load More Replies...Once as I was spooning the canned cat food into my cats' dishes, a strand of my hair dropped in the bowl. I laughed so hard and left it there
This was created using dye by a pet groomer on Instagram who seems to specialize in making animals absurd colors :(
Load More Replies...Y'all need to check outa couple of books - some cats love to be painted! Makes 'em feel pretty bad@ss. "Why Cats Paint", and "Why Paint Cats." It's a safe, non-toxic, vegetable based paint. I would try it, but Delilah is a fairly dark Siamese. Wouldn't have the same effect.
The other day I was talking about the absurd things people do/with their pets. I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw a an animal with piercings and/or tattoos.
Unfortunately I've seen pics of Sphynx with tattoos more than once. It's a fluckin ABOMINATION against cats and DISGUSTING!!!! Oh it makes me wanna get charges!!!
Load More Replies...I hope this is photoshopped and kitty’s fur isn’t dyed like that.
If I tried this with my bun, I would get my face slashed off. Most bunnies do NOT want tummy rubs or the like. Head pets are the ticket to happy buns!
My flemish giants love to be cradled and chest to belly rubs/scritches. I trim their nails cradled as well so I don't get gored to death
Load More Replies...🎶 you may not know this, little feller, but it'll cure your asthma too🎶
Load More Replies...I wish I had thought of this during the pandemic when I couldn't buy face masks anywhere
*husky "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*shiba "AUROOGRRRRRGRR(weird burble nose)GORRRRRRRR"
Load More Replies...My chow doesn't really bark though. She uff's at us, especially when she wants to go out.
I was trying ti find the secret "aaaAaAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaa" section that transcends size
Load More Replies...Both models are equipped with the latest in murder mittens.
Notice the excellent retractable claws and diversionary cuteness of the paws. These murder mittens are truly the pinnacle of cat technology.
Load More Replies...One of them's just a fat cat. The other one's a black serval. Melanistic...erval4.jpg
thank you for teaching me about the mystery shadow deer cat
Load More Replies...It’s a constant joy living with bunnies and seeing the tiny spaces they can squeeze into. Not so much joy when you discover they somehow squeezed behind the fridge freezer and chewed through the cable though!
Such a mood actually... when im not feeling lazy which is rare
I have hardwood floors. I'd rather not sprint. I don't like the noise.
Yep, that scale is actually about as big as a granny flat. It was just photoshopped onto a carpet.
I never understood pet fostering. If I take in an animal, I could never give them away.
I could do it if their people were in hospital or similar, short term emergency. But not looking after a rescue animal while they find it a home, that would be a foregone conclusion
Load More Replies...Please explain how the heck you 'trial period' a pet? Hoping this is just satire.
Its a reference to people who foster an animal and then decide they actually want to home it themselves. Also known as a "foster fail".
Load More Replies...American Howling Retriever!!! I'm going to be chuckling all day about this
Because people think they are dogs when they are actually coyotes.
Load More Replies...A local woman did this with a bobcat in my area. People were very unkind in their responses with some some calling her stupid and others calling her a liar. It turned out she had only recently arrived in the US and had no idea that we had wild cats other than mountain lions. Tbf, bobcats are cute and it's pretty impressive that she managed to catch it in the first place.
There's one of these that a woman does a whole text message thread with her husband. It's hilarious. It was on here a while back. https://www.boredpanda.com/dog-puppy-coyote-kayla-eby/
I love the "American Howling Retriever". "A bit aggressive..." HA
The look of utter resignation on the one in the bath. 💀💀💀 This is how it starts, doggo! Pretty soon your descendants will weigh 2 pounds and wear tutus
Coyotes carry rabies don't they? Maybe don't let them bite you. I really hope these are jokes and people aren't that stupid. But that's too much to ask, isn't it?
Meet Snowflake, when she was about three weeks old. IMG-202106...66f083.jpg
Our family's cats: Black and white was "Bilbo", orange was "Cinnamon", grey was "CJ" ( short for "Claws & Jaws" ), black was "Sooty", calico litter-mates are "Mask" and "Feathers", and white was "Spook".
See Miss Eye-rolling Vet? Calling her Cat *is* giving her a unique name! :p
"Cat" is perfectly fine! - this opinion was brought to you by a vet tech owning a tomcat called "Tomcat"
Load More Replies...My tortie is called Cookie because she looks like butterscotch & chocolate chip cookie dough.
Load More Replies...My black cat is called Salem because I'm Sabrina. She was originally going to be called T'Challa after the black pattern. Salem T'Challa is her full name. My white rabbit is Tennesse Whiskers
It’s cold and wet out and my cat is doing this right now on a chair outside, complete with the ‘poor matchstick girl in the snow’ face. The door to the warm inside where all her beds and comfy blankets are is wide open…
if you're cold, THEY'RE cold. Give 'em a blanky and turn up the heat a bit
In fairness, Nermal was an annoying little bar stool
Load More Replies...I would also be aggresif if I had been mown like that and with a pompom at the end of the tail
Don't laugh. He's a lion kitten but just hasn't grown into his tail tassel yet.
Your cat probably starts it 90% of the time if they’re anything like my pair
I have a cat that’s a bully. I keep threatening to get a dog to mellow him out!
my husband knows damn well he comes after the cats. and i know damn well i come after the dogs.
My partner has two children and two dogs. I am number 5 on the priority list. I’m cool with the dogs being above me but kids? Really? 😂
I totally understand. and agree about the kids.. but think about it... they will leave the nest some day and you will move up the priority ladder. 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...Imagine having masculinity so fragile you are threatened by a car
My coworkers never dressed this well. Where can I apply? Willing to travel.
That's the lizard that sells high-end premium insurance for Bentleys and Rolls Royce.
Load More Replies...My dog would endlessly hunt for the snowballs that disintegrated on landing, and come up with a head like that.
that has to be very cold since it creates some nasty snow balls in their fur
The ugliest cat is far more beautiful than the comeliest soft can-opener.
You are probably the softest soft can opener in the world 😂 Also extra points for use of the word comeliest
Load More Replies...I have achieved my goal to reach the Sacred Golden Feline. I win the game! Cat: "No, loser. I have won. You shall worship me and be my slave to the end of your days."
My cat walked all over one of my paintings. I didn't paint over his steps.
Of course you didn't. He turned a work of art into a masterpiece
Load More Replies...I had a cat that was partial to blue- he’s park his a*s on anything blue
Take a piece of string and lay it on a flat surface in the shape of a circle or box. Mine couldn't resist sitting in the middle of it.
I tried the experiment where you put a tape square on the floor, and my cat absolutely sat in it.
Load More Replies...Little bro seems to have accepted his fate
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Nah, He'll learn, but do it anyway just for spite.
Load More Replies...Either that or the plant in the pot was catnip (in other words, cat pot).
Load More Replies...Molly is giving off "It's mine. You touch it and you f*****g die!" vibes right now.
She's going to a wedding, just needs a little clutch bag to go with the fascinator
My cat will attack my hand if I try to touch my iPad during "petting time".
Sticking’ it to the man! (The man who spent his hard earned on comfy beds for his beloved puss, who turned out to be Rebel Without His Paws).
Stick it to the man, from the School of rock musical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeJTL4-mcbc
Load More Replies...My cats are the same way. They'll sleep on something hard every single time.
That's an orange tabby. That's an INTELLIGENT orange tabby. What has science done?!?
HAHAHA!!! "Spicy raisin" I can't- I jus- *melts onto floor in laughter*
Load More Replies...She did not accidentally step on it but will never step on another one if she can help it.
He can have an emotional support rock if he wants to!
Why? Because he can. It is HIS rock. He LOVES his rock. He will call it ROCKY
If you give a cat a leather jacket, he's going to want a motorcycle to go with it.
Because in some parts of the world, it's slang for penis.
Load More Replies...Great. Now he looks like a German scientist. I don't know why German scientists would have glass eyes, in particular, but don't they?
Nooooo not the toilet water! They can get sick! Either by unclean toilet bowl, or by any cleaning chemicals that don't get properly scrubbed out from under the toilet lip and leech down. If you're going away, Keep your toilet lid shut and take the top off the tank. That way you make sure there's a clean emergency supply if something happens that your cat sitter can't make it there due to weather or personal emergencies.
genuinely, sincerely, with respect: have you ever had a dumbsh!t cat before ever in your life? mine frequently FELL IN to the toilet bowl after pushing the lid open with his face to drink out of The Forbidden Water, an event which always surprised him and which always resulted in him running to us crying at the betrayal. And then he'd go right back and do it again. Cats is both stubborn and stupidt animals. If they want to drink out of it they will and NOTHING will stop them.
Load More Replies...Your cat is probably dehydrated because you leave their water too close to their food bowl. Cats instinctively avoid water sources that may be 'tainted', such as by rotting food. You should keep food and water bowls in seperate locations, and look into a filtered water fountain because flowing water is more attractive, as it is less likely to be stagnant.
Or the cat thinks the water is poisoned until the human drinks first.
"This land has been seized by the Company of Bouche, Audie and Shyla incorporated. You have forty-eight hours to vacate the premises soft can-opener."
"If you are upset with the situation at hand, please say pspspspspspspspspspspsps-"
Load More Replies...I was going to write sausage of shame but wondering minds and all that......ooops
There are cats this slim? All my cats were strays and not fluffy, but they weren't slim like this!
I may or may not have also searched that up.
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Why are people always washing cats? They almost never need it, only in emergency situations. It destroys their natural oils. They clean themselves. I have lived with cats most of a long life & never washed a single one!
Mine has long hair and she used to have diarrhea as a kitten. No other way. Very traumatic for both of us.
Load More Replies...I washed a cat once. He really needed a bath. It took 3 people: one to hold the talons securely, one to hold the pointy end, and one to do the bathing. Once we were done, we had to coordinate the release: "Do you mean, 1, 2, 3, release? Or do you mean release on 3?" We decided on "1, 2, 3, release" It worked, none of us was injured, at that time.
Only time we ever tried to bathe one of our cats was when my grandson was a freshly adopted kitten. She stepped deep in her own poop while failing at burying it. She bit and scratched me, as is her right under such circumstances. We did eventually get it all off, but I can't fathom ever WANTING to just randomly wash your cat. Also most cats truly do not need our help keeping clean. You're just going to wreck their skin PH and leave them dry and itchy with a massive dander problem.
Also, that is not the same cat. Their eyes would not change colour so dramatically no matter how upset they become. The only thing that could cause rapid eye colour change would be severe head trauma.
Its pupils are dialated because it's distressed around water. The color change is from light reflecting off the inside of the cat's eye.
Load More Replies...Samsquatch broke his leg before he adopted us. He had a metal pole surgically put into his bone. It helped him but he has the side affect of permanently walking like a fashion model on a catwalk. He’s also surprisingly fast
My vet told me you could throw a cat with a broken leg and a splint in the corner and the cat would be just fine.
Next time make him spit out the duck before you take the picture. Otherwise it makes him look like a platypus.
I bet she makes a killing off of the tooth fairy.
heh. "killing". heh. I see what you did there... heh heh
Load More Replies...She's gonna lose all her teeth by biting someone at some point, and she knows she won't regret it. mark my words
And the reason they are so onery is because "they got all them teeth and no toothbrush." -Robert "Bobby" Boucher.
Precisely. I had four older brothers. One of their games when they were horsing around was for three of them to gang up on the fourth, hold him down, then fart in his face. Typical boy game, I know, but I witnessed it happen many times, so can verify it happened. A lot. That is exactly what this picture looks like.
If only Vincent had had an emotional support cat. Things could’ve been very different. We may not have had the paintings we have now, but who’s to say he wouldn’t still have produced different but equally amazing masterpieces? He still would’ve had his issues, but with the cat to help him through the tough times, he just might have lived a longer and somewhat less tortured life, and created even more of them. Who knows?
we woulda had "Starry, Starry Cats". "Field of Cats"... "One-eared Cat". uhm, "Wheatfield with cats". uhm, "Cats and Flowers". "Night Cat". "Fishing Boats on the Beach with Cats", OH, and "The Bedroom in Arles, with lots and lots of cats". You know. Stuff like that.
Load More Replies...Uhm... kinda looks like the poor little marshmallow got browned and a little mushed up there. Did it fall on the ground? Tried to brush off the dirt? yeah. Should still be o.k.
Now I want them to get a black cat and a dark ginger cat and call them s'mores.
Bannock sounds more like a dog or horse name to be honest. Marshmallow is precisely the name that belongs to this cat.
I'm going to ruin that cute for you: male echidnas have 4 p*nises. You're welcome. ;-)
Load More Replies...I LOVE echidnas! The only other egg laying mammal besides platypus
This is not an animal submission. Sorry, only orange animals, not fruits, accepted
We were never so badly off that there wasn't food; we couldn't afford anything better than powdered milk to drink/ put on our cereal, but we never went to bed hungry. However things like treats, especially the kind you put in school lunches were very rare. I have always felt giving away the very last bite of a treat I'm enjoying greatly expresses my feelings toward my partner or child. I've also felt smugly satisfied in NOT sharing my last bite, or in eating the last treat when my partner and I are arguing. Reading this post has explained that I grew up treat insecure
With a name like yours, I'm surprised you haven't been pounced on!
Load More Replies...I was a bit skeptical too at first, but if you click on the link below the picture, there are more pictures that show him changing colour gradually to white
Load More Replies...this is happening with my dog! shes a golden doodle, completely black when she was a puppy but now (4 years later) her paws and snout is white and the rest of her is grey!
CARB CAT LOLOLOL I have one of those, we can't ever leave any bread out, even inside the plastic bag, she will chew through it.
My mother drove from Selfridge, Michigan to Aberdeen , Md ( about 600 miles 965km ) with three kids under five and a free roaming cat.
Was she hoping for an early retirement from this plane of existence, or just playing dice with God?
Load More Replies...We did a drive from Germany, through Austria, Yugoslavia, Czeck, Greece and into Turkey in a Mustang loaded with suitcases, two cat carriers, three people and two cats roaming around freely. The cat carriers were conveniently on the side of the car where all the castles and c**p were located. All I saw was rock cliffs 90% of the drive!
My Bengal cat, Rajah used to ride in the car with me - hind paws on the seat; front paws on the dash.
So, I'm a somewhat newer cat mom and I have a rescue kitty. My cat, definitely tends to dog like tendencies. Kinda funny but my cat doesn't look like all her other siamese looking siblings,like their mother, but mine looks like a grayish tiger kitty. 🩷
Load More Replies...I was judging a short story competition once and had all the entries laid out around the living room floor so I could sort them. While I was in the kitchen, one of the cats took a dead rat into the living room, eviscerated it, and ran right around the room with it, dragging entrails across all the entries. It took me hours to wipe them down, white-out the blood stains, and then photocopy the affected pages so I wasn't passing entrail-goopy pages on to the other judges.
I skipped the dead rat part and was very confused about the metaphor you were making.
Load More Replies...my sister once had to hand in her homework in a plastic bag. it was the only way the teacher would believe the cat pissed on it
Had a hamster eat mine once when I set it too close to her cage. Made the coziest bedding.
At first sight i thought it was a special device to keep some paw memories ^^ really effective ^^
This is clearly a paw mold to use to get into the secret lair of Catdom.
Evil! Any soft can-openers involved in this tragedy must die!
Exploitation of the impoverished during a mental health crisis. The cat didn't mind though.
Load More Replies...Did they get the cat or not? Is this even a crime, just rehoming a cat?
Lol. We had a chow mix growing up that would eat the heads off the daisies that poked through the railing on the sidewalk. He could get to the entire flowerbed, but he only ever ate the ones poked over to 'his' side.
Doing this instead of revision. Tut tut me lol i have the rest of my exams soon!
Doing this instead of revision. Tut tut me lol i have the rest of my exams soon!
