A young person is a child, grows up, grows old, and then becomes like a child again. So, too, with your sense of humour: while you might be too cool for a knock-knock or a two-line pun in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you turn 30+ (or sooner if you have kids!). Those jokes become funny again, and so much so, that you feel it's your duty to share them with the world (or your kid's friends).


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Bored Panda scoured the Internet for the finest two-liners and came up with this list. Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or maybe you have a few two-liner jokes of your own? Vote on your favourite below, or submit your own punny and embarrassing creations in the comments section! (h/t: robyp87, justsomething)

#1

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anna Edvardsen 6 months ago

True for half of the Instagram "gurus" ????

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#2

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma 6 months ago

The story of my life

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#3

Funny Two Line Joke

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Mags Acutt 6 months ago

If it was made in China, relax! It won't come back!!!

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#4

Funny Two Line Joke

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Scapau Corina 6 months ago

Hahahha...this is so funny and wise at the same time! ????????????

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#5

Funny Two Line Joke

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Sonya Popovich 6 months ago

You don't know the password too...

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#6

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma 6 months ago

This post too has parallel lines, they never meet :P

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#7

Funny Two Line Joke

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Mustache Ham 6 months ago

This is cute. haha

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#8

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brianna Bastian 6 months ago

love it!

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#9

Funny Two Line Joke

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Celia McDaniel 6 months ago

Me...all the time...everyday

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#10

Funny Two Line Joke

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Intensive Panda 6 months ago

I'm a German and find it hilarious

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