Hear me out - a dog is the most versatile animal on this planet. You could never trust a cat on a rescue mission, but a dog would always be the first choice. Horses are pretty cool too, but you just couldn’t fit one into your apartment, and their upkeep also costs a buttload of money. A dog, though, easily fits in your rented space, does not produce roughly 51 pounds of total raw waste per day, and costs pennies compared to a noble steed. There are also such companion pets as hamsters and fishes, but to compare those two to dogs would be preposterous. And what about parrots, you say? Well, it’s all well and fine, up until the point they spill out all your secrets to your guests. A dog would never do that! So, you see - a dog is basically the embodiment of the genius of our Mother Nature, and what do we do with such amazing things? Well, of course, create a myriad of silly puns! To get to the point, at last - here is a list of the most awesome dog puns that you will ever need! 

A clever pun for collies, two for pugs, three for mutts, and four for corgis - and that’s just the beginning! No breed is left unmentioned on our dog puns list, and no mutt is unloved in these clever wordplays. Just check for yourself - these cute puns will elevate your day’s adorableness to the max, and isn’t it just the thing you needed today? Sure, you might say that dog puns are a bit dog-eared, having circulated the internet for quite a while already, but we say there could never be enough jokes about dogs. So, we’ve sniffed around and found both the newest and best puns dedicated to man’s best friend and are inviting you for a merry read. Now, it’s time for you to scroll down below to check what we’ve been blabbering so excitedly about and vote for the funny puns you’ve liked the most. Also, be a good friend and share this happiness-inducing article with your compadres! 

#1

Why should you be cautious when it's raining cats and dogs? If you're not careful, you could step in a poodle!

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Stew
Community Member
9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Liked this one a lot

#2

What do you call a dog magician? A labrabacadadbrador!

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#3

These puns are paw-ful.

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Vicky Z
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the only thing i know for sure before going any further but there is always hope

#4

What's a dog's favorite movie? Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer's Bone!

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Stew
Community Member
9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god! Loved this one especially

#5

The dog picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q!

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#6

What's a dog's favorite band? The Beagles!

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#7

What's a dog's favorite activity to do in school? Lab reports!

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#8

My dog knows it’s you. She has collar ID.

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#9

I like big mutts and I cannot lie.

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#10

What did the dog say before he left for work? "Just another day at the paw-ffice!"

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#11

What did the Dalmatian say after eating dessert? "Man, that really hit the spot!"

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#12

My dog’s favorite tea is Earl Greyhound.

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#13

What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album? Bark Side of the Moon.

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#14

The Dachshund had to sit in the shade because it was a hot dog.

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#15

What's better than a spelling bee? A talking dog!

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#16

How are we doing with these dog puns? Some of them are ruff. But a few of them have pet-tential!

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#17

What did the dog say to its Valentine? I'm mutts about you!

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#18

What did the dog say to his shy friend? "You never stand up for yourself! You just roll over!"

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#19

You don’t need a locksmith, just a corg-key!

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#20

Where do dogs like to surf? Colliefornia!

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#21

What's a pup's favorite action flick? Jurassic Bark!

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#22

We’re having labrad-oodles of fun.

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#23

We didn’t want to buy a new car, so we leash-ed it.

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#24

My dog really digs you.

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#25

Happy Howl-idays!

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#26

My dog is my fur-st mate.

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#27

Furry hair. Don’t care.

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#28

What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.

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#29

My dog had to take out student bones to get his pedigree.

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#30

Lab-racadabra.

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#31

Paw-don my language.

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#32

The Star Spaniel-ed Banner.

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#33

Did you see the dog's new outfit? It was quite fetching!

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#34

What did the dog say to his landlord? "I think we need to renegotiate the terms of my leash."

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#35

Why did the dog go to the bank? To make a de-paws-it.

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#36

What did the dog say to his nagging boss? I told you I'd get it done on time, quit hounding me!

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#37

What did the celebrity dog say when someone took his photo? "Sorry, no pup-arazzi please!"

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#38

My labrador always makes me happy after a ruff day.

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#39

I was late for work because I lost my corgi-s.

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#40

Trust me, I’m a dog-tor.

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#41

Dalmatians hide so you don’t spot them.

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#42

A vampire’s favorite dog is a bloodhound.

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#43

Do you prefer ice cream or pup-cicles?

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#44

Do you prefer Lomein or Chow Chow Mein?

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#45

Akita Banana.

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#46

Can I get a round of a-paws?

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#47

You’re labrador-able!

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#48

For English setter or worse.

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#49

Spitz take.

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#50

On Halloween, he dressed like a pug-kin.

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#51

Let’s have some Yorkshire terrier pudding.

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#52

I’ve never pet a dog I didn’t like.

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#53

Fur score and seven years ago.

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#54

You’re the bees Havanese.

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#55

The Tell-tail Heart.

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#56

My dog graduated with his pedigree.

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#57

Are you a wizard or a pug-gle?

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#58

Rolling over into the weekend like.

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#59

Feliz Navidog!

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#60

May your days be hairy and bright!

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#61

Put your paws up.

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#62

I turned in my lab report.

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#63

She gets her coffee at Star-barks.

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#64

Pug Life.

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#65

Let’s throw a cocktail paw-ty!

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#66

The Hound of Music.

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#67

Bone Appétit!

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#68

Having a ball!

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#69

Who is the best dog detective? Sherlock Bones!

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#70

Who was the dog’s favorite artist? Andy Warhowl.

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#71

Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.

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#72

Every fall, everywhere, dogs drink pugkin spice lattes!

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#73

What happened to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road? She was ticketed for littering!

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#74

The dog couldn't remember where he parked his car in the barking lot.

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#75

What did the dog say when he went to the dentist? "I think one of my canines is getting loose!"

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#76

What do dogs eat at the movies? Pup-eroni pizza and pup-corn!

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#77

Why did the dog go to the club? To raise the woof! He wanted to paw-ty!

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#78

What did the dog say to his sad friend? "Did you have a ruff day? Let me paw you a drink!"

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#79

Do you think he's a bad dog? No, but he is a little ruff around the edges.

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#80

Why was the puppy party so loud? They turned up the sub-woof-ers!

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#81

Su-paw Star.

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#82

A dog always nose.

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#83

You’re the Pom-eranian.

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#84

My favorite dish is collar greens.

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#85

Fairy Tail.

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#86

Paw-ty like a dog-star.

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#87

You can hound me any time!

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#88

Central Bark.

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#89

Paws for dramatic effect.

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#90

I’m not fat, I’m husky.

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#91

I’m so fur-tunate that you’re my dog.

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#92

The Dachsund jumped into the pool because he was a hot dog.

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#93

Time for a manicure and paw-dicure.

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#94

I’ll follow you until you love me, Pupa-puparazzi.

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#95

You’re totally paw-some.

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#96

She’s gone Malamute.

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#97

A viking’s favorite dog is a Great Dane.

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#98

Belgian dogs love woof-les.

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#99

Don’t stop retrieving.

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#100

I fought the paw, but the paw one.

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#101

You’re a basset case.

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#102

Paw-nbrokers.

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#103

Sheepdog-ish.

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#104

Rhythm Dalmation.

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#105

Re-leash me! I’d like to go for a walk.

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#106

Don’t bone it in.

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#107

American Pit-sburgh.

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#108

His favorite ride is the Dog Flume.

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#109

Beagle Ey.

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#110

Oregon, Nevada, and Arizona border Collie-fornia.

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#111

Stop, drop, and roll over.

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#112

It’s the leash you could do!

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#113

He drives a furr-ari.

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#114

You’re bangs are Lhasa Apso-ded.

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#115

Stop trying to make playing fetch happen.

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#116

Nebraskans are Corn-husky-s.

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#117

Poodle-bug.

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#118

We’re at a tail-mate.

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#119

I’m beginning to Sussex that you’re hiding something.

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#120

You are bone-ified awesome!

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#121

Mother-barker.

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#122

My dog prefers when I work in my home paw-fice.

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#123

Let’s go to the movies and get some pup-corn.

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#124

Stay Golden Retriever, Ponyboy.

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#125

Hello, corg-eous.

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#126

Make America Fetch Again.

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#127

Bowl of Labra-noodles.

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#128

Let’s throw a Fourth of July bark-beque!

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#129

I ruff you.

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#130

Don’t forget your sham-poodle and canine-tioner.

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#131

Dog-ton Abbey.

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#132

Oh, paw-lease.

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#133

Friends fur-ever.

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#134

I almost kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.

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#135

The dog is so famous that the pup-arazzi was following him around all day.

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#136

How do you know a good dog pun from a bad dog pun? The good ones make you bark with laughter!

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#137

What did the dog owner say to her new puppy? "You are so paw-fect. I will love you fur-ever!"

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#138

My friend said he once threw a stick two miles and his dog still brought it back… Seems a bit far-fetched to me!

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#139

What do you call a cold dog? A pup-sicle!

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#140

Where do dogs go when their tail falls off? The re-tail store.

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#141

As long as you have a dog by your side… Anything is paw-sible!

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#142

The chihuahua is tiny but fur-ocious.

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#143

We need to Pinscher pennies.

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#144

Lost and greyhound.

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#145

My dog likes to get paw-litical.

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#146

You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.

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#147

I love camping with my dog because she’s great at ruffing it.

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#148

Pup of noodles.

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#149

Four-leaf Rover.

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#150

Noah’s bark.

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#151

These shoes are water-dogged.

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#152

She’s a bark ranger.

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#153

Shelti In Place.

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#154

We’re moving to Collar-ado.

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#155

He came in second. Not every dog is a weiner.

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#156

Maltese Towers.

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#157

You’re a fur-midable opponent.

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#158

Time to chow chow down.

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#159

Are you fur real?

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#160

It’s just a fur-mality.

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#161

After Christmas, we celebrate Boxer-ing day.

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#162

Mastiff Attack.

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#163

The mutt of the joke.

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#164

A dog is man’s best fur-riend.

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#165

We’re so fur-tunate.

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#166

Raiders of the Lost Bark.

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#167

The sun sets in the westie.

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#168

My dogs are all Tzu animals.

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#169

Flip the bird dog.

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#170

Pup of joe.

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#171

He joined the band to play trom-bone.

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#172

Stay paw-stivie!

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#173

I need to go in for my pet scan.

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#174

Mutt your stuff.

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#175

San Puppy-grino.

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#176

Don’t worry, the Shephard dog herd you.

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#177

Bark-eep, I’d like another cocker-tail.

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#178

You’re barking up the wrong tree.

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#179

Howl you doin’?

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#180

Paws-itively!

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#181

What do dogs call their parents? Dog-ma and paw.

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#182

What do you call a dog who picks a lock? A corg-key!

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#183

What was the sale this week at the pet store? Buy one dog, get one flea!

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#184

Stop and paw-nder the meaning of life.

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#185

She’s a bark-eting expert.

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#186

The dog’s favorite pattern is houndstooth.

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#187

Do the Jitter-pug.

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#188

Fur-get about it.

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#189

You look ruff.

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#190

Jeremiah was a bulldog.

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#191

Dare to Keep Kids off Pugs.

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#192

The God-Paw-ther.

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#193

Getting a dog is a no-trainer.

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#194

Dog-gone it.

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#195

He’s a domestic terrier-ist.

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#196

I chews you!

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#197

Payday Bone.

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