30 Wild, Funny, And Cringy TikTok Screenshots That Will Forever Exist Online (New Pics)

I would have married you.

Ohhhh I hate lost jokes! One time in school I was in the toilets and somebody knocked on the door, (this was when Forrest Gump had just come out) I said 'seats taken' in my best Bubba Gump voice... but... they didn't get it :( lol.. or it was lame, but still!

Zero sense of humor plus he can’t cook.

That's grounds for a coffee date

I doubt if he had burnt rice. He was looking for a mother/cook/housekeeper.

So kill an innocent animal because you can't sell it! What's wrong with having disabled pets?

I’m sorry, how do feet drop off?

His feet fell off because they didnt take care of him, I HATE pet stores for this very reason.

Lieutenant Dan ICE CREAMM!

So cute!

Omg.. genius response

Conclusion- driver not gay/into men

Just the fact that we have to lie....

Brava!!!!

Perfect!

This is something that bothers me so much. We had a wolf attack someone's horses a while back and in an interview the owner and her neighbor went on and on about how they felt like they couldn't just walk around in the woods however they wanted anymore even if it was "their home". Like mate, you're the ones who decided to build your house so fkn close to the wolves home and not get any proper safety measures and now you want them hunted down because you couldn't be bothered to take your horse in during the night? What kind of logic is that. You're the ones scaring away their original food source what did you think would happen. (To clarify we have about 500 wolves total in the entire country if not less, and for some reason people who live close to the woods refuse to get any type of anti-wolf or bobcat measures and want to hunt them down as if it's not their fault the animals can't find any food as is)

I shall henceforth refer to them as human infested suburbs.

Troll infested house- wait no that guy just woke up

Preach!

Plot twist: British fly returning from holiday.

Imagine putting a tiny camera on him and seeing how he rolls

This needs to be made into a children's book.

That could be a whole movie…….

Stowe away fly!

For me it was "the difference between syndrome and disease". I HAD TO search it at 3 in the morning because I couldn't have slept peacefully if I didn't 😂😂😂🥲

Yeah like, who was the guy with the hair who was in that movie with your one who dated that guy with the beard? Still never figured it out

I read an article about languages and somewhere in the world a helicopter is called 'a magi-mix belong Jesus' and that's what I've called them ever since.

The mind can be a terrible thing, dang thing just will not rest when you needed it to.

I should be asleep but I’m scrolling through this, it’s almost 11.30 pm. Hubby is snoring his head off next to me 😅

I wonder if this was the doctor my friend went to see when he and his family got back from a trip to China early January of 2020. The doctor told him his flu test was negative and just go home and stay hydrated. They knew what had started going on over there so they imposed themselves under quarantine. The doctor wouldn't listen, though.

That time in late 2019 when I had been sick for a whole week before I finally went to the Dr. He couldn't really diagnose me but he gave me medication for an upper respiratory infection and I was still in bed for another week.

I'd bet my life savings that patient was a woman.

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It's not like the world didn't already know about the virus's existence in China in early 2020.

Sounds like a caring and thorough doctor - NOT!

Standing next to someone while you both look at the same thing is one of the most oddly intimate experiences

Is that a thing? I just go stand in their personal space until they move - especially if they are just standing there with their thumb up their you-know-what!

Omg I do this every single time I go shopping! I've even gone, done the rest of my shopping, come back, and the mf-er's are STILL right in front of what I need to get.