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Life is unpredictable. You never know when you’re going to win the lottery or meet the love of your life. Even when you’re simply scrolling through social media, you might come across something that stops you in your tracks.
And one community that knows this all too well is the “Hol’Up, wait a minute!” subreddit. This group is dedicated to sharing photos that may seem innocent at first glance then take a sharp left turn. From screenshots that feature surprisingly dark humor to posts that might make you hope the author was using satire, you'll find some of the community's best images below. So enjoy your journey through these posts, and be sure to upvote the ones that catch you off guard!
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#1
Back Pain Ain’t No Joke Y’all
CP 1 month ago
This is just the beginning of No Country for Old Men. The key here is to not get too greedy. Take a few stacks quickly and vamoose. You don't know who might be looking for that money.
Vidas Zlioba 1 month ago
"A Simple Plan," starring Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thornton, 1998.
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UnclePanda 1 month ago
Step Zero - send someone to the back to block your license plate number.
Julie S 1 month ago
Honesty. Phone the police and wait by the van to make sure no one steals any money.
Slmd 3 weeks ago
That's supposed to be the actual "lesson" you answer with, methinks.
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#2
Criticism Is The Key
Nikole 1 month ago
Don’t you just love how they basically made him into a saint? Piece of shít.
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Vix Spiderthrust 1 month ago
Yeah, but Voltaire didn't say that. An American neoNazi and paedophile called Kevin Strom said it.
JL 1 month ago
Just saw a repeat of Friends where Ross went to a tanning place and accidentally got sprayed 8x more than he was supposed to. Still looked better that the mess of orange clown makeup Donnie slaps on.
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#3
I Was Thinking Of The Same
Ms.GB 1 month ago
I've had more than one male friend spray themselves with my pepper spray.
Load More Replies... Tabitha 1 month ago (edited)
And in the comments below that are from men, we have our confirmation.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 month ago
YEP. My ex's best friend once bought a taser-like thing that was a baton - basically a CATTLE PROD, but for use on humans. The first thing that ALL 10 of the guys in our friend group (INCLUDING then-boyfriend) did was zap themselves with it, to various degrees of collapse/agony/screaming. Then this one girl in our group was like "OKAY, ZAP ME NOW" -she went to the same college as my boyfriend, and had a VERY clear crush on him and also very openly hated me because he was dating me and not her (to be fair, we were all 18/19 at the time...) It was fairly clear she was trying to impress my bf by... enduring a zap from a cattle prod? (I wisely had chosen not to be zapped.) She was shorter and thinner than I was and overall very delicate. My bf's friend was like "lol okay" and zapped her with it. She went down like she'd been poleaxed XD I'd love to say I felt bad for her, but she'd spent an entire year at that point trying to separate my bf and I, even trying to hook up with him XD
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Peeka_Mimi 1 month ago
I accidentally tazed myself in the hand putting my tazer in my purse. I failed to put the safety on. I'm not sure which hurt worse, knowing I am a f*****g idiot or the electrical charge in my hand.
LookASquirrel 1 month ago
Did you know if you make a circle of people holding one dog shock collar from an invisible fence it will go through all of you? A relative was getting a fence and didn't want to put the collar on their dogs until they knew how it would feel. So of course the first family get together...🤦🏻♀️😂🤷🏻♀️
Zero Costa 1 month ago
at my year 7 camp 17 years ago jfc, our teachers decided that (at this insane camp btw, not the only fked up thing that happened) we were going to hold hands in a circle and then touch the electric fence. when I refused to do it I was made to anyway 😭 who tf makes 13 year olds electrocute themselves !! that shít hurt
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Miss Ann Thrope 1 month ago
I have a taser. Accidentally zapped myself. Can confirm I can take it.
Lee Gilliland 1 month ago (edited)
Give a man a chance to hurt himself and he'll have to try it at least once. I am not going into the number of idiot males who have stuck their member down a vacuum hose, but it's approximately one per two legs.
How do you feel about surprises? Some people secretly hope to find their best friends hiding behind a sofa on their birthday, waiting to pop out and start a party. Meanwhile, others can’t think of anything worse than being put on the spot out of nowhere. And according to a 2023 poll, nearly half of adults believe that small surprises are more meaningful than elaborate ones, such as expensive dinners or spontaneous stays in swanky hotels.
Apparently, over a third of adults also prefer giving surprises to receiving them, as it makes them feel all warm and fuzzy and can easily make their day. When it comes to what people believe surprising a friend beats, many reported that it’s even better than going for a walk, finishing all of your chores, taking a long bath, cooking your favorite meal or watching your favorite television show.
#4
Wait, But
The Majestic Opossum 1 month ago
He makes a valid point... But I still say, just wrap me in eucalyptus leaves and throw me under a tree 🤷🏽♀️
keyboardtek 1 month ago
The Rapture did just occur. But we did not see anyone floating up to heaven because god did not find any Christians these days who are deserving.
Kim Steffen 1 month ago
Trump is so crooked that when he dies, they'll have to s***w him into the ground.
Red Wyvern Emperor 1 month ago
I mean... he's not wrong. Also way easier to dig with an auger.
xolitaire 1 month ago
I want to be cremated, mixed with glitter and shot out of a cannon in Disney Land
sadmrguna 1 month ago
I think digging a deep, narrow hole is probably a lot harder than a wide, relatively shallow one?
Siege Rook 1 month ago
Unpopular, I think, because the traditional notion of being "laid to rest", and the imagery/optics of being buried upright (or upside down) violates that, along with a lot of other symbolism. FWIW, a lot of "tradition" boils down to little more than being bullied by dead people, and I prefer to leave symbolism to the symbol-minded.
#5
You’ve Wanted What Now?
Stephanie Did It 1 month ago (edited)
A guy had himself cloned so he could share his job. Things worked out well, except that the clone was extremely foul-mouthed. No matter what the man did, the clone refused to stop cursing at everyone. Furious about his ruined reputation, the man pushed the clone off the building's rooftop. "No one can arrest me for mur*der," he thought, "since clearly I'm still alive." They got him, though. He was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 month ago
I'm gonna hold the door for you as you leave. That was so bad it was quite good.
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KieLeaHar 1 month ago (edited)
LMFAO! She and I would fight over who would have to leave and come back out again. Really? We have to continue this shít? Let’s go bitçh, it’s on!!! One of us has to continue suffering and I’d rather it not be this literal body! I’m so over it!) —I genuinely currently am because I’m tired. And in pain..
#6
Wait, But
Dan 1 month ago
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer." Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
UnclePanda 1 month ago
Tech - "The first thing we need to do is get Windows open." Banging ensues. "I can't, they're painted shut."
Load More Replies... FreeTheUnicorn 1 month ago
In Alaska they play the Georgia (state) winter weather PSAs on the radio as comedy gold.
Papa 1 month ago
Many years ago I was working in North Dakota. The first week of September we were listening to the local radio station, and when the news came on they announced that the schools were letting students go home at noon because it was too hot. Those of us from Texas laughed ourselves silly. Of course I don't want to be there in winter.
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Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
Reminds me of the post of a funeral home telling people on a van not to get vaccinated.
Forrest McCanless 1 month ago
i have done this to every car I've owned since 1977 and never c*****d a windshield - Atlanta, GA.
Lila Allen 1 month ago
Sweetheart... they're talking about when it's actually cold. Bless your heart.
Load More Replies... my sox are in flux 1 week ago
Back in the day, my mother used to do this all the time. It's a wonder she never busted any windshields. When my dad found out, he told me I'd better never do that to any vehicle he let me use.
Regardless of whether or not you enjoy surprises, it’s likely that you don’t encounter them often. Most of our lives are pretty mundane, and that can be a blessing in some ways. Feeling at peace allows us to relax. But Susan Krauss Whitbourne, PhD, wrote a piece for Psychology Today about the “unexplored emotion of surprise,” and she notes that most of us spend surprisingly little time pondering this emotion.
Now, if you want to remember an experience better, the best thing to do might be to shock yourself. “When you're surprised by an unpredictable outcome, this activates the novelty-triggered neurons that respond to reward in the subcortical parts of the brain,” Dr. Krauss explains. “The responses of those neurons then become transferred to higher cortical areas where they become stored more permanently.”
#7
Made A Big Mistake
marianne eliza 1 month ago
You don't want the paper of the day, you want the newspaper from the next day, when they report on things that happened the day before.
Melissa Wagner 1 month ago
I saved the papers for the day my kids were born. My daughter's headline? "mother decapitates daughter"
Papa 1 month ago
When my cousin got married my son was very young; just learning a few words but not walking yet. He was the honorary ring bearer, so my aunt (the groom's mother) was holding him near the front of the small church. All through the ceremony he was up there saying "Uh-oh" over and over, loud enough for everyone to hear. Fortunately he was mistaken, because they seemed to be happy together until she passed away a few years ago.
#8
Doggo?
Red Wyvern Emperor 1 month ago
Funnily enough, I heard they make decent pets. Not sure I would test that though. XD
CK 1 month ago
The keeping of exotic pets is usually a lot more fun for the human than for the animal. I don't know about hyenas specifically, but many wild animals can be tamed just fine, yet their needs can't be met as easily.
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Lotekguy 1 month ago (edited)
No self-respecting Dad could resist that temptation... Every. Freakin'. Time.
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BrunoVI 1 month ago
Such a cute puppy! (Funny thing is he's on the cat side of the family tree.)
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 month ago
Sort of, but not entirely true. They're in their own separate superfamily (Herpestoidea) within the order Carnivora. Herpestoidea includes mongooses and carnivores from Madagascar (such as the civet and the fossa.) They *are* in the suborder Feliformia ("cat-like carnivores") along with the superfamily Felidae, but they're not that closely related.
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#9
Such A Keeper
Max(pronouns/whatever/hamster) 1 month ago
lol nice name, fits the picture
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Kitty Smith 1 month ago
Wait wait before anyone judges is this m*rder m*rder or country song m*rder.
So what kinds of surprising events are remembered most clearly? One study found that surprise and emotion had no impact on how well people could recall the facts from the night of the 2016 presidential election in the United States.
However, subjective memory was impacted by how surprised people were by the election results, as well as whether they felt excited or disappointed. Those who were happy with the results were more confident in how they recalled the events, while those who were upset were more likely to relive the evening, similar to patterns seen in trauma survivors.
#10
Wholesome Holup
BrunoVI 1 month ago
*laughs in British, since in America, it'd sound like he's saying "Hollow peena."
Load More Replies... Cougar Allen 1 month ago
Philippina, not Philippino. Tattoo that on the inside of your eyelids so you can read it again every time you blink.
#11
Being A Painter Is Good
eric p 1 month ago
Yet, reddit existed in the 2000s and we still got his reincarnation as president....
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Red Wyvern Emperor 1 month ago
"Should we give entire country to totally untrustworthy dictatorial guy? He says he won't be doing anything bad if we let him have that country."
Heffalump 1 month ago
He tried art school first. Not attending wasn't his choice, the school just thought he lacked talent.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago (edited)
He didn't even wanted to do art but architecture - Good art was a requirement to get into that field
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Leaf of Kale 1 month ago
“My seventh wife just won’t give me a boy, and spanking doesn’t work. Should I divorce her?”
#12
That's A Good Friend
While surprises certainly aren’t always pleasant, Krauss notes that they can still be extremely valuable. When your partner shows up with a bouquet of flowers or your best friend pops into town without telling you she was coming, you might unexpectedly have the best day of your life. And some surprises will force us to be open to new opportunities that we would have missed otherwise.
#13
And They Say A Kiss Is Always A Good Thing
Anne Roberts 1 month ago (edited)
It's like, the laughter of small children is a beautiful sound. Unless it's 3a.m and you have no children. 🥺
#14
I Didn't C It Before
TheElderNom 1 month ago
Don't saunas go up to that? I'm not Finnish but my stepfather was and anything under 95°C was for babies as I recall. If it's body temperature you're indeed very dead and overcooked.
Amy S 1 month ago
Intrigued by your comment, I just googled average sauna temperatures and the AI overview said they're usually 158194°F. Seems a bit toasty to me.
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#15
A Long Chill Vacation
UnclePanda 1 month ago
"You said you'd call after lunch!" "This is after lunch." "That was two years ago!" "This *is* after lunch two years ago."
Even negative surprises can be learning experiences if we take the time to reflect on them. Why was that bad news so shocking to you? Is there anything you could have done to better prepare for it? Maybe it’s a blessing that you didn’t see it coming, as you would have been dreading every minute until it happened. We need all sorts of surprises to be able to appreciate the best ones.
#16
Making Ash Castles, But Ok
Don't listen to me 1 month ago
And then you get washed out to sea. So very traditional then.
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Anne Roberts 1 month ago
I don't care what my relatives do with my ashes, as long as they don't use me for kitty litter. 😸
#17
Damn Is 😂😂😂
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 1 month ago
I'm a General Handyman, the worst I have seen has been several soiled nappies behind a sofa I had to move to get to a window.
Savannah greenleaf 1 month ago
I would realistically think the children put them there. My kids were 18 months apart and would put stuff in weird places. I went to change the baby and the toddler replaced all the wipes with plastic fruit. Never very helpful in their placement of toys or other items.
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keyboardtek 1 month ago
I was a home organ repair tech. One rural house was a complete pigsty inside. Filthy clothing in piles. Filthy muddy furniture. Piles of unwashed dishes. But the organ in the middle of all the stink was a pristine clean instrument.
Parmeisan 1 month ago
I'm enjoying imagining the innocent alternative to this. Like, when I was young and my family had just moved to a new city, I went to a new friend's house after school. I was shocked to encounter my brother, who had made friends with my new friends' older brother! So just imagining this guy going to a client's house and finding his wife playing cards or having the brought the kids for a play-date. I know that's not the joke he was making but I find it just as amusing actually.
Roman Arendt 1 month ago
"Warum liegt denn hier Stroh rum?" ("Why ist there straw in the floor?). Germans will know.
Seadog 3 weeks ago
Not a service tech. But when I got married the first time, wife and I went to look at 6 month old home that was up for sale, people in it couldn't pay for it. We go in and I immediately notice the roaches on the counter right beside the stove watching the woman fix supper. Roaches were everywhere, just chillin'. They weren't afraid of people at all. We left, went home, washed our clothes and showered....twice.
yellowphantom 3 weeks ago
I did real estate sales for awhile and was showing a house in a neighborhood near mine and my cat was sitting on their deck (back in the day when everyone let their cats out)
#18
Ayooo
Teutonic Disaster 1 month ago
Followed by "So if you're looking for a good plastic surgeon, y'all know who to ask..."
The photos on this list might surprise you in a variety of ways. But if you’re looking for some suggestions of how to bring positive surprises into your loved ones’ lives, might we suggest having some flowers or a delicious treat delivered to them? If you know where they work, you can even have a lovely little pick-me-up dropped off at their office. Freshly baked cupcakes, a gorgeous bouquet or even an iced coffee can immediately make their day!
#19
Dear John
#20
Some People At Work
#21
Dude
Bored Sailor 1 month ago
My local mall has a gym in it. Also his hair looks really ruffled up.
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Another wonderful way to surprise someone you love is by planning an evening full of their favorite activities. Take them to see that movie they’ve been talking about, book a lane at their favorite bowling alley or walk with them to the new gelato spot in their neighborhood. Surprise them with tickets to see their favorite band, or show up with an adorable painting of their beloved pet. Even someone who swears they hate surprises wouldn’t be able to stop smiling if their best friend went through the effort of planning a wonderful evening tailored to their interests.
#22
101 Ways To Become Rich
#23
A Hardworking Teacher!
#24
Huh?
Savannah greenleaf 1 month ago
There are a lot of sweet little grandmas out there that have lived their lives low key racist. It can definitely catch you off guard.
Michelle C 1 month ago
When I worked at the hospital I used to have a patient who would ask for me by asking for "the colored girl with the curly hair" she was sweet
Stan Chung 1 month ago
I had a happy childhood. So I've not reached this W*F level face yet despite having RBF.
Are you enjoying your scroll through these surprising (and sometimes slightly concerning) posts, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that make you say, “Wait, hold up…” And let us know in the comments below if you’ve experienced anything recently that made you react in the same way. Then, if you’re looking for another Bored Panda article filled with screenshots from the same online group, be sure to check this list next!
#25
Call It Even?
Jenna Kay 1 month ago
When my son broke up with his long time girlfriend, she and I still spoke and went to dinner and hung out. I talked to her about her dates and a new guy she really liked, and encouraged her to move on. A year later she and my son got back together, and a year after that they got married. I just can't understand why she didn't follow my advice 🤣
Ellinor she/they/elle 1 month ago (edited)
Depends why the daughter broke up with her ex. If they were just no longer in love it's fine, but if he cheated that's wrong.
Parmeisan 1 month ago
What if he broke up with her and she's still choked about it?
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#26
Character Development
The Majestic Opossum 1 month ago
And these are the people making decisions in our Congress, courts, and boardrooms (in the US) 🤦🏽♀️
keyboardtek 1 month ago
Some of our congress would likely be the scammers.
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UpupaEpops 1 month ago
I once met a 25 year old guy from Hungary, who was working in Britain. He said, he got a call from his bank that he needed to renew his PIN. 🤦🏻♀️ I informed him that this is literally not a thing. His answer? "But his English was so good! I thought scammers are foreigners?" 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ Anyways, he goes to his bank to cancel his card, the whole thing. Two weeks after his new card arrives, he does it again. 😭
Itsmeagain 3 weeks ago
I knew a girl years ago who had worked in a well known High St bank in the UK. She lost her credit card and that night had a call from a guy saying he was from the bank (the one she worked for) and had found her credit card. Could she confirm the PIN so he knew she was the card holder....Guess what she did.
Seadog 3 weeks ago
Reminds me a place I worked. They of course had a policy of no surfing while logged onto the server (BMS was accessed via RDP) . Well, someone surfed while logged on and clicked something they shouldn't have. Took 4 days to get the system back online and operating, That's 4 days of none of the stores being able to do squat. Over 1500 infections on the server because the owner didn't see any need for antivirus to be on the server since no one accesses the internet from the server. One guess who infected the server? Yep, the owner. The one who constantly reminded everyone to NOT surf from the server.
#27
Holup A Minute Here
Matteic 1 month ago
I love this one. OP is an actual wild cats rehabber. They perfectly knew what they were doing.
oktopus 1 month ago
I have to laugh at that poor feline's expression every time I see this pic.
Lila Allen 1 month ago
It's such a mixture of confusion and alarm...cracks me up
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Bill Swallow 1 month ago
Meanwhile, the kitty is bemused. "I'm clean, warm, fed, and housed, and there's endless opportunities for play and chaos. Did I just stumble into something great, or what?"
Lila Allen 1 month ago
Based on size and face it's likely a juvenile around 4-6 months old so it's young enough not to be fearful or aggressive without provocation. Mountain Lions are usually fairly skittish and not at all predatory towards humans
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Hol'up
#29
That Oughta Do It
Gebidozo 1 month ago (edited)
There was an old joke about, if I’m not mistaken, one of the Rotschilds, who was asked how he amassed such a vast fortune while starting out with just 10 dollars. He said: “Simple. The first day, I bought oranges with those 10 bucks, then sold them for 15 in another place. The second day, I bought more oranges with the 15 dollars, then sold them for 20 in another place. The third day, I bought even more oranges and also some apples, then sold everything for 30 dollars. The fourth day, I asked my Dad for money and he gave me 1,000,000 dollars”.
CP 1 month ago
The system isn't all that different from feudalism. Instead of being gifted with land you are gifted with capital. The only prerequisite is being born lucky just like with feudalism. These lucky AHs will then tell you they worked hard for their money. The final insult is that you make way more money with money than you do working. We need to eliminate people born on third base in our society.
Lila Allen 1 month ago
Sadly even Medieval Peasants had more holidays and better standards of living than a lot of the working poor
Load More Replies... Miss Ann Thrope 1 month ago
J. Paul Getty said something like: "Wake up early. Work hard. Discover oil."
Rich Black 1 month ago
if you skipped going to starbucks ($7.50 a pop), you'd have $2.500 saved at the end of the year.
yellowphantom 3 weeks ago
Which will be just enough to pay your deductible if you need to go to the hospital for something.
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I Didn't Cause It This Time At Least
Nina 1 month ago (edited)
It took me a second to figure out dad's in the coffin from the first one 😬
Tonja Jackson 1 month ago
I didn’t get it until I read your comment…d’oh!
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#31
Need A Hand?
Glix Drap 1 month ago
I got to hand it to you, but I facepalmed when I saw this joke. Couldn't put my finger on why it was so funny but knuckled down and finally nailed it.
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Stephanie Did It 1 month ago
I hope she doesn't expect her career path to last very long at this rate
#32
Thank God
#33
His Prayers Worked!
#34
No One Understands Love Nowadays
#35
Time Has Come, Assume The Position
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
That was because they were trying to profit off him
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Riccola Tesla 1 month ago
Jesus coming back to remind modern Christians that his teachings weren't suggestions.
Michael Largey 1 month ago
And they'll do to Him what the hierarchy did to Him the last time.
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#36
A Permanent Leave
Miki 1 month ago
No, that's murica. We have capitalism in EU and that's not how we do things here.
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Realistic Crying Sounds
ChickyChicky 1 month ago
It's the weirdest feeling. You never have anything like it, until you do start lactating. And then, forever afterwards, there are things that give you that tingly feeling. I'm 15 years out from when I was nursing, and I still will get that feeling sometimes.
Jaya 1 month ago
Why would they make someone stop the job that they're doing well because it causes someone else to lactate? Why wouldn't they just let the other woman go somewhere else, or just change her shirt later?
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
I think it was just a case of them asking her to tone it down a bit.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
It's amazing, the way the entire body is connected in one way or another. But, I never considered the ears to be connected to the milk ducts. TIL
#38
Be On The Lookout
Nikole 1 month ago (edited)
Oh it’s a joke, like when an older woman falls down the stairs or a kid gets hit in the face with a ball.
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Bird Sanctuary
Teutonic Disaster 1 month ago (edited)
British birds or North American ones? Big difference, you know. 😉
Glix Drap 1 month ago
Surely African or European (when it comes to swallows).
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Dear birds, that’s not what you thought! That’s… Kentucky Fiddle Competition! Yup!
The Other Guest 1 month ago
"Devil Went Down to Kentucky" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Considering the spelling on the KFC sign, the bird brains are alive and well.
Nikole 1 month ago
Yep. It’s not for me, but I’m okay with people who hunt animals ethically for food, and if smaller animals (like chickens) are taken care of well. But not the shít that all of the grocery store meat comes from.
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#40
Not What She Asked For
Ripley 1 month ago
I was like "I don't ge . . . oh. OH" And I was the child of separated parents. Facepalm.
Mila Preradović 1 month ago
I'm from the Balkans and my first thought was that one parent is Catholic and the other one Orthodox😅
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#41
Gaming The System
#42
Metric System!
Emily 1 month ago (edited)
That's not entirely true. We also use it to measure our horrifically sugary, artificially colored sodas and our wildly overpriced, practically inaccessible prescription medications.
Apatheist Account2 1 month ago
Some of them. One probe crashed because it had been programmed in imperial but given measurements in metric (or vice-versa, can't remember which). I find it amusing that college swimmers compete over 100 yards (or multiples thereof), they must wonder why they're out of breath and still have 10 yards to go when they get to the Olympics.
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I do love that amazing song from across the pond, “I Would Walk 500 Kilometers”.
Apatheist Account2 1 month ago
500 miles and 500 more, from let's say Glasgow, would take you as far as Monaco. The UK is just over 600 miles long in total, so whichever way they go, they were either starting or finishing abroad - unless they took the dangerous route down the channel tunnel, or went in a circle, they wouldn't have been able to walk that far from Scotland. It's all a lie!
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Skara Brae 1 month ago
For the record, US engineering students learn both the metric and Imperial systems for decades. I'd have been happy to not have to use Imperial units.
#43
I Love Cheating Too
Riccola Tesla 1 month ago
straight to prison. in fact, buried underneath it.
Load More Replies... The Majestic Opossum 1 month ago
Haha! Violate academic integrity? 👍🏽 Violate personal integrity? 👎🏽
#44
Why Pay Full When You Can Discount Your Way To Happy?
#45
Psa
Lila Allen 1 month ago
I truly would not recommend blowing the other convicts
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#46
Early Life Competition
Jeremy James 1 month ago (edited)
Especially if you live in Washington, D.C. or Palm Beach, FL.
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
Not true. Trump also laughs at children being torn away from their families and disappeared. Or people of color being $hot in the back by "police".
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Lila Allen 1 month ago
In the US 70% of teen pregnancies are fathered by men between the ages of 20-24.
Steve Kadner 1 month ago
Saying "teen" is a little ambiguous, are they 18-19 or 13-17?
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Austzn 1 month ago
Famous last words, there's people out there looking for 13 year old males too.
#47
A New Friend Is Always Good
#48
What Car Is That
Jude Corrigan 3 weeks ago
Are you sure it isn't his trophy cabinet of all the car makes he has hit?
#49
Yum!
Helen Rohrlach 1 month ago
A child visiting our farm ate a chilli off a plant thinking it was a carrot. The amount of noise she made was amazing.
#50
I Don't Wanna Know
KieLeaHar 1 month ago
No, it’s not. In this day and age there are STILL more men in the industry than women— we are outnumbered. The main reason they USUALLY have women working in a morgue with bodies doing body prep for funerals— IE, dressing the body, hair & make up etc, is because women are better with details than men and better at keeping on schedule with time and men are usually better with the heavy lifting part. There wouldn’t be many places WITHOUT cameras these days and realistically, the number of necrophiliacs ACTUALLY entering that industry are MINCROSCROPIC— because they KNOW they’ll get caught too easily.
Load More Replies... Max(pronouns/whatever/hamster) 1 month ago
i always say, that men will make love to a hole in a tree, and apparently to anything
UnclePanda 1 month ago (edited)
Repeatedly debunked including a statement from the woman who sets the hiring policy for morgues. There are no unusual trends in whom applies, nor is anybody hummping Cold Ethel.
Panda McPandaface 1 month ago
A big case in the UK of man that had been doing exactly that.
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Miki 1 month ago (edited)
I DEFINITELY am a little perv but I had to check the comments because that would never came to my mind... :( ppl are fuсkedup.
Lila Allen 1 month ago
Sadly, this is all pretty tame comparatively. Suggest you avoid f****h sites
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Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌 1 month ago
I've read that in Ancient Egypt beautiful women were left to rot for a couple of days before being left to the embalmers for exactly this reason
Digital Fantasy 4 weeks ago
The creepiest of men probably didn't care anyway..
Load More Replies... KieLeaHar 1 month ago
No, it’s not. In this day and age there are STILL more men in the industry than women— we are outnumbered. The main reason they USUALLY have women working in a morgue with bodies doing body prep for funerals— IE, dressing the body, hair & make up etc, is because women are better with details than men and better at keeping on schedule with time and men are usually better with the heavy lifting part. There wouldn’t be many places WITHOUT cameras these days and realistically, the number of necrophiliacs ACTUALLY entering that industry are MINCROSCROPIC— because they KNOW they’ll get caught too easily.
Lila Allen 1 month ago
They're implying that they can only hire women because men would be intimate with the corpses
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#51
The Pilot On The Flight Today
Origami Chik3n 1 month ago
I'm hope he will take "How to land a plane" to read on his next flight.
#52
Girl Is Nuts
CK 1 month ago
Yes, but instead of "no nuts, please" it's important to specify that it's an allergy, not just a preference. Otherwise it's not clear that cross contamination and ingredients derived from nuts are also a problem.
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Siege Rook 1 month ago
Yeah, see, people don't serve steak with bees, the latter of which are not considered food by humans. Restaurants do however put all kinds of other ACTUAL ingredients in things all the time - like nuts in salads - without actually mentioning it on the menu. And unlike bees, which you can usually see, hear, and avoid, allergens like nuts can go unnoticed fairly easily, and just as easily cause someone's birth certificate to expire prematurely.
Parmeisan 1 month ago
I once ordered a salad with no croutons and the waitress got really huffy that I couldn't just pick them off (I explained that it was due to celiac's and so no, I really couldn't just pick them off) and she brought my salad with ice cubes instead. I'm still salty.
veryvenasaur 1 month ago
I also have a gluten allergy but man that’s pretty funny.
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#53
Kim Is A Korean Name
UnclePanda 1 month ago
I spent a month in southern China working with an international adoption agency. About two weeks in, I felt a sudden silence develop and one of the staff quietly asked, "Is it true? Do we all look alike?" I felt a chasm open. "Sure! Two eyes, one on each side of the nose, lips underneath!" The chasm slammed shut to laughter and for the rest of my visit, I'd occasionally hear, "... and lips underneath."
CP 1 month ago (edited)
It is the human condition that makes people look the same. Every culture has this same problem, because pretty much every human has the same problem. It is called the cross-race effect and is studied by science.
Parmeisan 1 month ago
Do scientists have an explanation as to why some (it's me) have just as much trouble telling apart people of their own race? I'm white and live in a mostly-white city (like, I don't know, 60 or 70%) and if there's two white guys in a movie with the same haircut, I'm screwed.
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Agfox 1 month ago
I may have told this one before, so apologies in advance. Many years ago my wife & I were on a half-day bus tour in Hong Kong, which was filled almost exclusively by caucasian tourists. The Chinese tour guide was giving out these round coloured ID stickers to wear & when he got to our seats I said, jokingly, "You're giving these out because we all look the same to you, right?". Before he could react, an African American guy sitting in the row opposite leant forward & said "I resent that remark", also jokingly. The tour guide c*****d up & when he'd finished handing out the stickers he repeated our comments over the PA system, which resulted in a good bit of laughter
Lotekguy 1 month ago (edited)
Did these morons censor cràcked just because one possible meaning of many is pharmaceutical? Isn't that taking this blanding too far?
Load More Replies... Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
I have a mixed-race family of many colors that I value greatly as individuals. But... I must admit to the members of color that there is absolutely no way I could identify (in a police line up, describing to a police artist, or similar situation) with ANY level of certainty, a particular individual. Where my kin can/will often refer to an individual as "light-skinned", "mocha" etc, I find myself unable to confidently offer that firm of an assessment. I guess I have a serious case of seeing beyond color. I don't mind.
Gebidozo 1 month ago
I didn’t find this one funny at all. Anyway, yes, Kim is a Korean family name. However, it is actually a borrowed Chinese word that means “gold” (金, pronounced “jin” in modern Mandarin Chinese).
Leaf of Kale 1 month ago
As someone who is Asian, I am not offended by this, as it is quite clear that it is not mean-spirited
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Toni Ahlgren 1 month ago
All this trouble making this fake story and he can't even get the nationality right.
KieLeaHar 1 month ago
People still liked it and you know people make most things up for likes and views.
Load More Replies... Smutsia 1 month ago
Kim seems to be a Korean name actually, I’ve never met a Chinese person named Kim. I could be wrong though, correct me
Gebidozo 1 month ago
When pronounced “Kim” it is Korean indeed, but the word itself is a borrowing of the Chinese “jin” (which means “gold”). There are, in fact, Chinese people with the last name Jin (金). If this is too confusing, think of the English last name Carpenter, it is actually a borrowing of the French “charpentier”.
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#54
Yep, Pretty Toxic
Oskar vanZandt 1 month ago
I'm sure she would be able to tell it's the same guy... Blind people's other senses compensate for the lack of sight.
#55
He Thinks That She's Cheating
Ozymandias73 1 month ago
I read that twice to make sure I read what I read. LOL That's messed up.
#56
You Know If You Know!
Kate Mothers 1 month ago
They are illiterate but that's the only word they could spell correctly.
#57
They're Trying To Pull A Fast One On Her
Lotekguy 1 month ago
The college part only makes sense if they took different courses and got two degrees.
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago (edited)
Two brains to educate, but only one body to work. Makes sense to me.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Bad TITLE on the post... "Her" should be "Them" unless once again, millennials are tripping sh** up again.
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
Conjoined twins. The strangest example I've seen of it though. What happened with the two other arms and legs?
#58
I Love Walmart
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
Replace "WalMart" with "Silver Rush" and "Murk" with "Courier" and you get my Fallout New Vegas playstyle
#59
Pokemon
Child of the Stars 1 month ago
I don't care about Minecraft. But my 7yo is obsessed. I make the effort to listen and ask questions. Why? Because in a few years, when his interests and problems grow more complex, he'll remember that I listen to him.
Cosmos in your eyes 1 month ago
THIS! I did the same. My son is now 13. He still tells me about his video games, but he also tells me he is struggling in math, and that a kid is being mean to him, and that he is worried about getting older, and we talk through it...KEEP LISTENING! It will pay off. <3
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Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 1 month ago
Yes, listen to your children talk about their interests. But also teach them that it's equally important to dialogue and ask about the interests of the person you are talking to. It's ok to gently interrupt and diversify the conversation. More fun for the parents and less self-centered future adults!
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
"It may be boring, but it's all the world to him" - Jon, Garfield Keeps His Chins Up
Colleen Glim 1 month ago
This is how you build relationships with your children. Let them talk to you, don’t judge, and listen. Mine even come to me as adults when they need to talk about something that’s bothering them
#60
In This Case I'm Not Exactly Trusting The Meatless Either
KieLeaHar 1 month ago (edited)
There will NEVER be a day!! The teenagers who work there and expose them online are the only honest ones!!
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#61
Paint The Town Red
#62
It’s All Fun And Game Until The Door Opens
keyboardtek 1 month ago
That mat would sell well here in the US these days. Because the federal government under Trump are both the invading agents and the thieves.
Mofeta Doug 1 month ago
On the other hand, not all thieves are federal agents.
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Sara Frazer 1 month ago
My doormat on my porch is from Rip n Dip, it says "please don't let the cats out or the cops in" 😹
Vicki Perizzolo 1 month ago
should also mention any members of the GOPICE, GESTAPO or PseudoSS
#63
Iq Level 23
Ozymandias73 1 month ago
Reminds me of the girl on YouTube several years ago wanting everyone to speak "Americanish". SMH
#64
Who Wouldn’t Rob A Zoo For Love?
Doug Moyer 1 month ago
Don't have to rob a zoo. Those loud motherfuckers are all over the place in Rancho Palos Verdes...
#65
Best Ad!
#66
Just Glad He's Ok
#67
Worth A Shot
Steve Kadner 1 month ago
Since the time is "17:20", methinks not the USA?
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It's A Knife?
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago
Should have gone with the self pleasuring device. Fewer questions to answer.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 month ago
Being part of a colon & rectal surgeon clinic, I would like to say that people would be surprised at what is found in the lower regions of some.... But I don't think there is room left for surprise anymore.
#69
Make Him Read The Holy Scriptures! Ohh Wait
Martin König 3 weeks ago
You mean the black and white times when everybody moved sketchy under the piano preludions?
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David Morgan 1 month ago
"In further tragic news, this poor beknighted soul has developed fainting when exposed to ironing, taking out refuse, and getting up before 12"...This kid has got it figured out. Or at least, the adults around him figured out.
KieLeaHar 1 month ago
That boy is a little shít. The parents should start throwing the books at him as hard as they can! That’ll get him up! LMFAO! Aim for the painful areas!! Head, neck, ribs, groin!
Slmd 3 weeks ago
Because throwing stuff at a child will make them do something, sure.
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It Probably Wants To Play
#71
Ohh…. Oh, No
#72
Nursing School
Laserleader 1 month ago
Apparently the correct response is "You can have other children", because thats what they said to several different people I know for various traumatic reproductive medical events.
Bi.Felicia 1 month ago
The correct response should be " I'm sorry for your loss." The nurse doesn't know if they can have other children and even if they could, that doesn't do any good to say to the father/parents, who just lost their newborn. As for the other answer choices, "There is an angel in heaven" shouldn't be said because people have different beliefs and "I understand how you feel" is not the correct response because even if you personally have lost a newborn, your experience may be different than theirs and it's better to show sympathy/empathy.
Load More Replies... yellowphantom 3 weeks ago
Now start teaching that to everyone. I heard the last 3 way more than I heard the first one.
Martin König 3 weeks ago
How about: "Are you sure?" and you can fill "he died" slash "he was yours"?
#73
Crazy Move Tbh
Red Wyvern Emperor 1 month ago
I was about to make a joke about cream and some pie... but even I don't wanna touch that. XD
#74
I Prefer Not To Speak
Apatheist Account2 1 month ago
Not sure why this is still stigmatised. Perfectly normal s3xual behaviour.
#75
Good News!
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 month ago (edited)
Meat free option, eat a vegan.
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Tabitha 1 month ago
No it isn’t safe or healthy. You can contract a history diseases, including fatal prion disease (some strains of which are like mad cow disease), from cannibalism. You can also contract blood-borne diseases and bacterial infections from it. The reason is obvious, there’s no USDA for human flesh because we aren’t supposed to eat it.
Slmd 3 weeks ago
Also gives you mental problems. Turns out eating one of your own species isn't good for you!
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JL 1 month ago
Just don't eat someone who's been taking Tylenol or you could get Autism.
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#76
She’s An Accountant
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
Now, on the other hand, the rich kid might want more quality equipment
#77
What Do You Mean?
Tabitha 1 month ago (edited)
Did he specify whether they have to actually keep it in the air for 100 days? Otherwise, I would just live in it while it’s parked at the airport. Or many different airports, depending on what I was craving for dinner, tbh.
Corvus 1 month ago
As another entry here mentioned, human flesh is as safe to eat as animal meat ;)
Load More Replies... KieLeaHar 1 month ago
Yes, the pilot, Armando Carrion, won the MrBeast challenge by surviving 100 days inside a private jet to win the $2.5 million jet, but he ultimately chose to leave the challenge instead of accepting a $500,000 offer to stay for another 100 days. The challenge: Armando had to live inside a private jet for 100 days without stepping outside to win the jet. The win: He completed the 100 days and successfully won the $2.5 million jet. The decision: Near the end, MrBeast offered him an additional $500,000 to stay for another 100 days, but Armando declined the offer to be reunited with his family. — also, try COULDN’T LEAVE! They could uber eats and get food delivered but couldn’t leave.. there was one main guy living there, the new pilot, the other was his co-pilot. Good for him!
liam newton-harding 1 month ago
He smiles like it's been explained to him, out of an Encyclopedia page...that had no diagrams.
Deborah B 1 month ago
What's the gimick? It can't be "keep flying" because they can't carry unlimited fuel, they're going to be landing. Is it just, "Fly wherever you want, but you have to stay with the plane" and wait to see if they k**l eachother from forced proximity? I mean, I can see them k*****g Mr Beast, if he's part of the deal.
JudyfromAccounts 1 month ago
Stop talking about this person and hopefully they'll become irrelevant.
hannahbahngswife 1 month ago
Is this legit? His concepts are getting too extravagant. It's not even interesting to watch anymore.
#78
Took Me A While To Figure Out What Was Wrong
Keller A 1 month ago (edited)
This place is the H*******t Memorial EDIT: Holo effing caust, I cannot write the word even though a lot of people apparently think it's a lovely place to be when looking for a date
Red Wyvern Emperor 1 month ago
Why the heck is that censored? It's not a profanity, but a historical fact, next up the Auschwitz will be censored too.
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Oskar vanZandt 1 month ago (edited)
I've visited that memorial... It's very moving. "Normal" people with a sense of decency show respect when walking amongst/interacting with the stones.
Lila Allen 1 month ago
Posing in front of concentration camps and h*******t memorials for pictures on a dating app should basically be all the red flags
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Susan Raskin 1 month ago
these kids have no clue or concept of what happened during the H*******t. A shame since under the trump regime we are sliding down a slippery slope where history could easily repeat itself. I wish these kids had better educations and morals,
#79
Can't Wait!
Skara Brae 1 month ago
I hope it's something you can drop behind your car like the turtle shells. It's should be distracting.
#80
The Person Responsible
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