There are some things not to say on a first date that must be avoided at all costs. They could cost more than usual. Since the beginning phase of the relationship is the most important one, speaking bad words is one of the things not to do on a first date. Bad words can only ruin the newly formed relationship. A lot of things can go bad on a first date, especially when it comes to the magic that is words.
The first meeting is always important, especially when it comes to dates. Some people wonder what to say on a first date since the first impression is vital to both parties. Words leave a long-term impression on people. They are like birds — they are out of our control once released. So when it comes to what not to do on a first date, telling a bad joke or quote is probably first and second on the list of don'ts.
The topic of what to talk about on a first date should take most of the time to prepare. Luckily, we have prepared a list below of what not to say. Since some words are worse than others, be sure to upvote the ones that could ruin it. On the other hand, if you have some of your own wisdom to share, be sure to share it in the comments below.
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"I don't like dogs."
I said "I like dogs but I don't think I'd want to own one." I then married a woman who had two dogs and became the "two weeks later, dad and the dog" meme.
"Are you seriously going to eat all of that?"
"So yeah, my apartment has two bedrooms. My mother lives in the second bedroom, but she won't mind hearing us."
"You’re a lot bigger than you were in your photos..."
"My therapist tells me that I should really stop talking to my ex."
"I have an IQ of 167, which is, scientifically speaking, considered genius. Most people don't get my humor, or the mature books I read, like "To kill a Mockingbird," or my favorite books on theoretical physics. I'm sure half of everything I say would fly right over your head. Not that you aren't smart, It's just that I'm such a genius that I have a habit of accidentally humiliating people with my intellect and libertarian politics, so making others seem like they're drooling infants is pretty normal for me. Especially with liberals."
"No no, you're right, I'm not as smart as you so this definitely wouldn't work out, I'd just be a bore and a drag if we dated."
"Have you ever thought of losing a few pounds?"
"Is your friend from your profile picture single?"
“I’m only looking for someone who can financially support me.”
"You should never give her a hug and whisper 'Mother told me it would feel like this.'"
"I haven't dated in a while but I'm getting really horny, so here we are!"
"Look, I'm all for gender equality, as long as women know their place."
"Oh, they know. Their place is just not with you". And then straight up leave, lol.
“You smell better when you’re sleeping.”
"You're not one of those feminists are you?"
I support feminism and equality for all but I don't believe I should be attacked or have people make assumptions just because I present male. And yes I have been attacked over these things.
“My dad is my best friend. I’m looking for a partner that’s just like him.”
"I Googled you. Even if you totally did, don't say it. It's creepy."
I'd rather the say it and then we can talk about what they found as I ask how I can Google thier name. They'll either get hissy (some people have double standards so best to avoid them) or they'll love the idea. Plus let's be honest saying it means they can own thier sh.t which is a big plus
"Can I look through your diary?"
“What are you doing for the rest of your life?”
"Then my parole officer says..."
"I have met up with two different people who have said, "I've never dated an Asian before..." within the first thirty minutes of sitting down together. Would not recommend mentioning race at all, frankly."
Met a cute guy who was funny and all. The he dropped "I always wanted to do an Asian woman". Never looked back.
“Who are you texting?”
“I have a bad habit of changing for every person I date.”
“I’ve never dated someone less attractive than I am before.”
Damned hard to find anyone less attractive than a person who'd say that.
“How much money do you make?”
“Would you mind if I live tweet this?”
"Can we talk about the Lord?"
"I need to marry you so I can stay in the country."
I mean... Can we avoid being arrested and are you paying all the bills?
"What should we name our kids?"
"So, how long until you'll let me sleep with you?"
“My exes say that I was too high-maintenance, but I think it’s just that they didn’t love me enough.”
“You’d get along great with my boyfriend!”
"I'm gonna take these leftovers to my wife."
"Do you mind if my friend stops by?"
“Why would I move out of my parents’ house? I love it there!”
Wendy, your husband didn't say "Why would I move...", he was living there to help his mother, not because he needed their support. You did find a keeper
"I don't like kids... when I have kids."
"I had a guy tell me our first date: 'Just a heads up. My best friend is a girl. But I swear there is nothing going on there! Well, anymore.'"
I’m of the opinion that people of different genders can be friends but it is a bit awkward if you used to date/sleep with said friend. No matter their gender, honestly. Like, you could be friendly with your ex but them being your best friend is a little sus. It’d probably take awhile for me to trust that particular relationship, not impossible tho.
"It puts the lotion on its skin."
“Your exes rate you an average of 2.38 out of 5 stars, trending more towards the median at the beginning but varying wildly more recently. Based on your work annual evaluations, I’m reasonably confident that I’ll find you in the upper 3s or lower 4s, but your browser history exposes some trends that could either be extremely spicy or distressing, I guess we’ll find out...”
"Do you have a sister?"
If you think they're cute or you like them and you're asking to set up a friend this may not be horrible.
"So was I an accidental right swipe?"
"So, you just don't have any hobbies?"
This seems reasonable, I wouldn't want to date someone who doesn't have hobbies or interests besides working, eating, and sleeping.
“I just want to fall in love with someone, right now.”
“I’m sorry. I just need to take this call for one second. I swear.”
"You remind me so much of my dad!"
I actually don't see the problem if she has a positive dad relationship. This is a natural way of selecting a partner. that positive experience with your dad makes you seek out partner similar. Now if they have bad daddy issues on the other hand probably run
"I don't really know how to watch my tone."
"Are you going to kill me? I'm not into internet murder."
"You look just like my cousin Jethro."
"I met my last girlfriend while I was hanging out in the undergraduate library trying to meet girls."
“People say I’m conceited, but I just love myself.”
"'My favorite restaurants are McDonald's and Subway.' After he told me that, I blinked slowly and said... okay."
"It's not working out."
"How long you have been single."
I see nothing wrong with this. I've met several guys who just got out of long term relationships like a week before. I know you're lonely but I'm not babysitting you till yall get back together or listening to a lot of complaining about the ex they're clearly not over.
"This wasn't a good idea. I think I'm just going to go."
"What's the worst thing you've ever done?"
"We're going Dutch tonight!"
As a first date, you shouldn't have to say that, because it should be a given, unless one person chooses to pay for both.
