“I Wish I Was Joking”: 50 Times People Were So Stunned By Food Presentation They Had To Take A Pic (New Pics)
Having a nice meal at a fancy restaurant every once in a while is good for your soul. It’s a great way to raise your spirits and remember how awesome life is. The issue with some of the nicer places (aside from the pretentiously small portions) is that some of them serve your food on mind-boggling random items. A lobster on a telephone? Check. Hummus on a canvas? Check!
The epic ‘We Want Plates’ online community gently pokes fun at this trend by showcasing some of the most egregious examples of avoiding normal plates and glasses. We hope you’ve got room for some humor because we’re featuring some of the biggest recent crimes against normality. Scroll down for pics that show you just how bonkers some restaurateurs have become.
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Crustacean On A Telephone
At the now closed, Michelin starred, Man behind the Curtain in Leeds. This was part of a 14-course tasting menu. It’s Langoustine Txangurro…
Unbelievable
Service With Sole
Food can and should be aesthetic. However, you should never sacrifice nutrition, taste, texture, and smell for the sake of superficiality. To put it bluntly, if your food looks Instagram-worthy but tastes like drek, you’ll end up pushing your customers away and burning your reputation.
Some restaurant owners are so desperate to stand out from the crowd and to appear unique that they sacrifice good taste for randomness. Not all of their experiments with design and ‘artistic’ plating work, though. Some are so bizarre that they can (and arguably should!) be called out by customers everywhere.
I Don’t Even Need A Plate. I Just Want *not This*
Dumpling On A Skull On A Board
Our Hummus Was Delivered On… An Art Canvas?
We ordered a hummus plate at a very normal hotel bar in the Midwest. This was brought out without context?
The ‘We Want Plates’ online group is one of the most well-known projects on social media and Reddit. Created in mid-July of 2015, over the past decade, the community has grown to become home for a million folks who are fighting “against serving food on bits of wood and roof tiles, chips in mugs and drinks in jam jars.”
The goal of the group is to “showcase cringe-worthy examples of plating.” However, you have to go above and beyond things like burgers on boards, sushi on sushi boats, or traditional types of plating from other cultures.
Sole Of A 1995 Nike Air Max
Full English Breakfast Served On A Spade
Let's Just Stick These In A Whisk! *perfect!*
You have to remember that even though these restaurants are being gently mocked and literally named and shamed, it’s all done for the sake of humor. You have to be civil. There’s absolutely no room for insults or threats on the subreddit.
Posting original content is encouraged. In which case, be sure to share the details of what the establishment is called and where it’s located. Meanwhile, if you’re sharing photos of dishes that you didn’t personally try when eating out, remember to credit the person or organization who originally shared it online.
I Mean I Think The Round Base Is Technically A Plate?
Scallops Served On A Bed Of Wood Chips
So does the restaurant's insurance company know that they are serving literal splinters to diners?
I remember back when things like 'Steak Tartare served on Tube Leather' were gags in a Warner Bros. cartoon.
Yummy wood chips, to really cut your mouth f**k your teeth and choke to death.
Those do not look like real scallops. At least not scallops like we eat in the US. Ok on second glance they're some kind of scallop sauce thing on a scallop shell? I pray that those wood chips stay far away from that. Yuck!
F***ing mulch are they serious?? I would apologise to the waiter, storm passed and demand the chef eat it in front of me and throw that shi* in their face when they don't...
A Mini Staircase Of Chicken Bite Appetizers
Honestly, far from the worst offender here - as long as it's clean.
During a previous interview, Bored Panda had gotten in touch with the founder of the massive ‘We Want Plates’ project, Ross McGinnes. He was happy to share a bit about the history behind it.
“I started the campaign in 2015 after a friend posted a picture of an average-sized steak on Facebook, which had been served to him on a large chopping board,” he said.
Alternative Use Of Roofing Tiles
So, the 'fashion designers' that have a deep and abiding hatred of women have now moved on to being restaurateurs who hate diners. Got it.
Sushi On A Ceramic Hat
We Want (The Other 3/4s Of The) Plate
I'd call the health department on this one before I'd eat ceramic splinters.
“It [the picture] was captioned, unironically, ‘That is a big meal!’ It wasn't a big meal—he'd fallen for all this style-over-content hipster gastropub nonsense. I searched Twitter for an account which would allow me to vent my spleen with like-minded people, but found nothing. We Want Plates was born,” McGiness shared with us earlier.
I Ate At The Best Restaurant In The World Back In August. Needless To Say Half The Dishes I Had Meets This Subreddit’s Criteria…
Wrong Kind Of Plate!
Thai Basil Chicken Here Always Served With Random Household Wares
The Wheelbarrow *might* be appropriate for one of those 'Man vs. Food' overeating shows, but food served in a bird cage is RIGHT OUT!
From McGiness’ perspective, restaurants place food on random things because they’re trying to seem unique, to stand out from the crowd of competitors.
“My local pub used to do a great Sunday roast: twelve quid, piled high, tasted great, and yes, it came on a plate. One weekend, they added a quirky offering to the menu: little sandwiches, pies, dainty cakes, and mini milkshakes served on a miniature picnic bench,” he said.
My Ceasar Salad On A Log….split In Twain
First time getting a salad at my fav local spot. I’m in awe.
Brownie And Ice Cream On A Slice Of Wood With A Big Crack In It
Ice Cream In An Egg Carton
“The benches, painted bright pink and yellow, sat on top of tables seating actual grown adults. And what was the first thing these infantilized diners did? It wasn’t try the food—it was whip out their phones and take a picture,” he shared with Bored Panda.
“Over the following months, the picnic benches became increasingly popular, coinciding with the specials board becoming progressively smaller, before it eventually disappeared altogether.”
Staircase Pizza, Because Serving It On A Tray Makes No Sense
"Went To A Coffee Shop, The Food Was Served On A Broken Plate And The Straw Was Made Out Of Pasta"
Strange Way To Eat Strawberries And Cream
The half a bottle is bad enough, but the "food" looks like absolute garbage.
“I sat there one Sunday, watching bench after garish bench emerge from the kitchen like a technicolor carnival of idiocy, before my usual roast arrived. The meat was cold, and the potatoes were burnt. It was once their main Sunday trade, but the traditional roast had died an unpalatable death. But that’s OK because they were doing a roaring trade with the benches, right? Sure, until the pub down the road started doing them too. Then the one around the corner,” the creator of ‘We Want Plates’ revealed how the trend quickly went viral.
Birria On A “Traditional Mexican Clothesline”
Cheese Ball In Monopoly Shoe
A Sink. A Bloody Sink
I think it’s a play on “everything but the kitchen sink” but in this case it’s included lol
“Before you know it, everyone’s doing the same ‘quirky’ thing, except it’s not ‘quirky’ anymore because you can’t move for mini picnic benches and now all their roast dinners are rubbish to boot.”
According to McGiness, the very worst thing that he’s personally encountered was a piece of cake served on a table tennis bat in Barcelona, around 2008. “It still gives me sleepless nights,” he quipped.
Went A Fancy Birthday Dinner And They Served Me A Drink From This. It Was Heavy
Pasta Flight Served On Construction Debris
Great Idea: Curry In A Rolling Pin
We’d love to hear from you, Pandas! Which of these plating disasters made you laugh or cringe the hardest?
Why do you think restaurants try to pull nonsense like this?
What is the weirdest thing that your food has been placed on when dining out?
Have you ever had any food placed on random and weird items that actually kind of worked aesthetically?
Scroll down to the very bottom of this list to share your thoughts in the comments.
Linguine Fishbowl
Has This Place Only Ever Cooked Eggs Benedict, But Never Eaten Them?
What do they expect to happen with this situation? I should ask for a plate, but I am eating them right off this board so they understand what they have done. They have to learn. (Very delicious btw, but upsetting).
Most Of The Dishes Were Served On Plates But This One, Inexplicably, Was On A Little Tree
Check Out Those Knife Marks. Is That Sanitary For Next Customer?
When The Waiter Said “I’ll Just Go And Get Your Vegetables” I Didn’t Expect This
Sunday roast in a rural English pub.
Chicken Burger In A Shovel In New Zealand
A Little Too Transparent About The Portion Sizes Maybe?
This Is How They Served Me A Fish... It Was Good Though
Appetizer Sampler Served In A Tackle Box
Cocktail In A Chinese Takeout Container
On A Rusty Chicken
The Pearl - Tampa FL.
"The Rusty Chicken" sounds like a low-grade Pub. Or a Sixties Dance Craze. Maybe both.
Burger On A Couple Of Bent Licence Plates
A First For Me: Had My Burger And Chips Served To Me In A Lunchbox That Was Burning Hot
I mean, it's meant to hold food.They lined it. It can be cleaned and it's nostalgic. I like it. It was probably hot from the pass through heat lamps
Found This Ridiculousness In The Specials Of A Restaurant Near Me
I'll Have A Trowel Of Hummus Please
Drink Served In Bag
Who Needs Plates When There Are Dysfunctional Metal To Go Boxes
This Japanese Guest Did Not Enjoy The Food At Alton Towers Resort... (To Be Fair, They Have A Point!)
When I Asked My Server She Said They Don’t Even Cook With These Pans. Just For Plates
Easily One Of The Worst Salads I’ve Ever Had…
Served In A Jar
How Am I Supposed To Scoop This Out With Chips?
Today’s Lunch, Served On Some Building Materials
With cutlery and other items present, it didn’t even fit on the table.
Meatballs On A Ferris Wheel
Fries Stuffed In A Mini Pitcher
All The Perfumes In A Sink
Ill Have The Pasta, With A Side Of ... A Glass? From A Local Restaurant
The “Board” Is Not Even Wood, It’s Ceramic…
It Arrived In A Chocolate Bowl, Which Was Promptly Smashed On The Table
At least there’s a sanitary film covering the table.
I Can’t Even Pour The Syrup On Or It’ll Get Everywhere ??
Raw Fish On Old Wood
Not A Plate
Chicken Parm On A Plank
Relatively Mild I Suppose
There Is A Plate Right There. What Is The Point?
No Side Plates. I Asked And I Was Given A Very Small Paper Basket That Was The Size Of My Palm
Ah Yes, Serving Food In A Container Made For Fish At A Vegan Restaurant. Makes Perfect Sense
I’m very particular about food safety, and most of these were served on things that were not just NOT FOOD SAFE, but also bacteria farms. Seriously, random pieces of wood? An old shoe?
Exactly my thoughts. How do they clean this?!? It's great to be fancy or to explore new culinary paths, but most of these items the food is present on can't be cleaned in a food safety way. (Or maybe they can, but it would take sooo much time that I don't believe a restaurant kitchen is spending thus time!)
Load More Replies...At a restaurant I went to, they served the drinks in some sort of tiny bathtub looking thing. IMG_0001-6..._700-1.jpg
My friend was in the restaurant business. She was told you cannot even use a chipped plate due to bacteria being more able to thrive in that environment! I cannot even imagine how these places are allowed to serve on some of these!
I went to one of those Jamie Oliver restaurants once. The bread came served in a cup, and the steak arrived on a wooden board which, when put down, INSTANTLY leaked meat juice onto the table. The place did not last long. Not surprising at all.
Does this enhance any dining experience?? I just do not get this trend.
I had a drink served in a Styrofoam toilet once. I don't remember much after i finished it.
Absolutely not. None of these items are made of food grade materials. Most of them would be impossible to sterilize. Hard pass.
I got served a ratatouille on a cushion. Yeah a cushion. Not a ceramic plate cushion, but a literal cushion
Oddly me too... going to see what's in the tool shed to "plate" whatever is in the fridge...
Load More Replies...I've been in places where the food is served on edible plates , especially the desert,i love that ..
Most of these restaurants are far too over-the-top for me. I don't need my food to look like a museum exhibit. Just put it on a d**n plate and let me eat!
I’m very particular about food safety, and most of these were served on things that were not just NOT FOOD SAFE, but also bacteria farms. Seriously, random pieces of wood? An old shoe?
Exactly my thoughts. How do they clean this?!? It's great to be fancy or to explore new culinary paths, but most of these items the food is present on can't be cleaned in a food safety way. (Or maybe they can, but it would take sooo much time that I don't believe a restaurant kitchen is spending thus time!)
Load More Replies...At a restaurant I went to, they served the drinks in some sort of tiny bathtub looking thing. IMG_0001-6..._700-1.jpg
My friend was in the restaurant business. She was told you cannot even use a chipped plate due to bacteria being more able to thrive in that environment! I cannot even imagine how these places are allowed to serve on some of these!
I went to one of those Jamie Oliver restaurants once. The bread came served in a cup, and the steak arrived on a wooden board which, when put down, INSTANTLY leaked meat juice onto the table. The place did not last long. Not surprising at all.
Does this enhance any dining experience?? I just do not get this trend.
I had a drink served in a Styrofoam toilet once. I don't remember much after i finished it.
Absolutely not. None of these items are made of food grade materials. Most of them would be impossible to sterilize. Hard pass.
I got served a ratatouille on a cushion. Yeah a cushion. Not a ceramic plate cushion, but a literal cushion
Oddly me too... going to see what's in the tool shed to "plate" whatever is in the fridge...
Load More Replies...I've been in places where the food is served on edible plates , especially the desert,i love that ..
Most of these restaurants are far too over-the-top for me. I don't need my food to look like a museum exhibit. Just put it on a d**n plate and let me eat!
