It’s frequently said that one man's trash is another man's treasure. However, in the case of selling used items, it can sometimes be the opposite - one man’s treasure can seem like trash to others. From duct tape shoes to quadruplet peanut and sauce packets, the things we want to sell don’t always appear buy-worthy to others.
Below, the Bored Panda team gathered some of the most ridiculous items people tried selling on Facebook Marketplace. Scroll down to discover them, but be warned that some of them might be impossible to unsee.
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I Would Of Bought That In One Breath
This appears to be alright deal, but it definitely depends on the cost of exorcism in your area.
I Have No Comment
Anyone else a little horrified (but also releived) that their "son grew out of it"?
Jason Stathom Cheetah
Expecting that people will try to sell all kinds of items, Facebook thought about it in advance and has put in place some guidelines on what can’t be listed on their marketplace. The first one is quite self-explanatory - non-physical items.
“For example, 'in search of’ posts, lost and found posts, jokes and news aren't allowed,” Facebook explains. Similarly, services like house cleaning also aren’t allowed on Facebook Marketplace.
I’m Sure This Meets All Maritime Regulations
Now I'm curious about Wisconsin's requirements for registering motorized boats. Not curious enough to ask Google or remember 2 or 3 days from now, but curious.
Amazing Birthday Cacks
My Ice Cream Taste Funny
Other items that shouldn’t be sold on there entail animals or their products. “This includes posting about animals for adoption, except by vetted pet adoption matching services,” Facebook writes. Healthcare products like thermometers or first aid kits are out of the question as well - for everyone’s safety, of course.
We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year
There's probably as many of these around as there are of the supposedly one True Cross
Tetanus Included
Just What I Wanted
What Facebook additionally doesn’t want to see on their Marketplace are any recalled products. Companies usually recall their goods because of defects that can pose or have safety risks for customers. “If you're unsure whether the item you're buying or selling has been recalled, look on the website of the item's manufacturer or relevant government entity. For example, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission or the EU Rapid Alert System for Dangerous Non-Food Products,” they recommend.
One Of A Kind In Boulder, Co
The Description Said “Good Condition, Hmu”
Local Characters, You Say?!?! Rare, You Say?
Lastly, even though Facebook doesn’t mention it in their guidelines, you also can’t sell tobacco products, alcohol, drugs, sex toys, pirated software, and weapons on the marketplace. If someone violates these rules, their listing can be rejected or removed. In frequently reoccurring instances, the person could also get their access to Facebook (or all Meta-owned websites) terminated.
Cut In Half Kayak With No Functionality…
Thank god, just what I was looking for, and it's even an affordable price
Cowboy Boot Toilet Brush Holder (Need I Say More)
A Weird Marketplace Find
So, to ensure that your decluttering session or side hustle doesn’t get you removed from Facebook, it’s better to avoid listing all the previously mentioned items for sale. If you’re looking to earn some extra money in particular, it’s better to sell items that usually do well on Facebook Marketplace. According to Amasty.com, one of the best-performing things on there is furniture. These are great items to sell on Marketplace because they’re essential to every home, and when people want to redecorate, they often choose to do it at an affordable price.
A Quadruple Peanut!
Um Okay..?
You can get this much for free by going to Taco Bell a few times, if you dare
This Is Not Being Sold By A Child, A Grown Adult Made These
Kanye will be seen wearing these next week. His wife too but at his insistence she will only be wearing the shoes, nothing else.
Electronics also sell great because new ones can be very expensive, while gently used items can be much more affordable. The same goes for bicycles and sports equipment. They sell quickly as more and more people are looking into buying fitness equipment without the prices of a new one.
You Couldn't Pay Me Enough To Put This Is My Home
I Appreciate The Creativity And The Cost Of Materials Might Make These Roller Skates Worth More Than $25
Oh Yes, Beautiful
Other great item categories include clothing and shoes, home decor, toys, games, and books. The key is to sell items that are clean and in good condition. These things are in constant demand, so you can’t go wrong with putting any of these belongings for sale on Facebook Marketplace
Facebook Marketplace
I Mean I Appreciate The Honesty
0/10 Would Not Want In My House
For sellers to receive even more sale opportunities, we’ll leave you with the advice of Willow Wright, owner of a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, on how to be successful on Facebook Marketplace: "Start with quality images and clear descriptions. Be realistic with your asking price and be ready to consider lower offers—negotiation is part of the game. Also, temper your expectations. Facebook Marketplace has become a major player in the reselling world, so there’s a lot of competition, especially in bigger cities."
I'd Invest In This Business
Not Sure What’s Worse. The Price Or The Product ??
For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair
Is This A Thing Now? Selling Used Fake Nails?
Just What I Always Wanted, And Such A Reasonable Price Too! "A Real Conversation Piece"
$4000 Nightmare Fuel
That Is Beyond Ridiculous
Anatomy Of A Juul Pod… My Nephew Could Do This For Free
Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?
It’s A Me?
Julio will have to wait a little longer for his, Janis longer still
Is It A Jouch Or A Jofa?
It would be like sitting on some random stranger's lap. And I haven't done that since they told me about Santa Claus.
I Thought The Minion Phase Was Over?
Fifty Bucks For Something Probably Won At The County Fair
A few days ago, my daughter bought herself a bee squishy with her pocket money and she named him Justin Beebuzz. I was actually quite proud of her, she's only 9 😅 (just wanted to share the story somewhere and this pic reminded me of it).
Found This Hidden "Gem" On The Marketplace
Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing
Electrical hammer Is gonna be a sudden craze Electrical hammer Is bound to be the very next phase They call it mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow
Do You Want To Build A Snowman? Description: Good Condition Snowman Making Kit Includes Pair Of Pebble Eyes, Pair Of Twig Arms And 1 Baby Carrot Nose. Pick Up Only!
Fridge From Facebook Marketplace
Hands For Your Hands
Found On Facebook Marketplace
They couldn't even be bothered to make sure they were all filled out and arranged nicely
You Never Know
Once In A Lifetime Opportunity
I got a 24 hr ban off Facebook in 2015 for doing a similar listing as this once 😂
Autism Table. Handcrafted And Made By Someone Personally Touched By Autism, Whatever That Means
This Chair On Facebook Marketplace
Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace
Thinking About Getting The Kids A New Toy
Greggings
For those of you not in the UK, Greggs is a branch of bakeries which are very popular over here
