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It’s frequently said that one man's trash is another man's treasure. However, in the case of selling used items, it can sometimes be the opposite - one man’s treasure can seem like trash to others. From duct tape shoes to quadruplet peanut and sauce packets, the things we want to sell don’t always appear buy-worthy to others.

 Below, the Bored Panda team gathered some of the most ridiculous items people tried selling on Facebook Marketplace. Scroll down to discover them, but be warned that some of them might be impossible to unsee.

#1

I Would Of Bought That In One Breath

Wooden Humpty Dumpty figure with long legs advertised as haunted on Facebook Marketplace.

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Alisha Natzel
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This appears to be alright deal, but it definitely depends on the cost of exorcism in your area.

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    #2

    I Have No Comment

    Yellow Minion-themed coffin listed for free on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else a little horrified (but also releived) that their "son grew out of it"?

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    #3

    Jason Stathom Cheetah

    Ceramic cheetah with a human head listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like it's trying to say "Please put me out of my misery."

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    Expecting that people will try to sell all kinds of items, Facebook thought about it in advance and has put in place some guidelines on what can’t be listed on their marketplace. The first one is quite self-explanatory - non-physical items. 

    “For example, 'in search of’ posts, lost and found posts, jokes and news aren't allowed,” Facebook explains. Similarly, services like house cleaning also aren’t allowed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #4

    I’m Sure This Meets All Maritime Regulations

    Homemade boat made from a picnic table and barrels, listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm curious about Wisconsin's requirements for registering motorized boats. Not curious enough to ask Google or remember 2 or 3 days from now, but curious.

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    #5

    Amazing Birthday Cacks

    Homemade cartoon-themed cakes on Facebook Marketplace listing.

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    #6

    My Ice Cream Taste Funny

    Antique ice cream scoop for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Other items that shouldn’t be sold on there entail animals or their products. “This includes posting about animals for adoption, except by vetted pet adoption matching services,” Facebook writes. Healthcare products like thermometers or first aid kits are out of the question as well - for everyone’s safety, of course.

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    #7

    We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

    Framed plastic bag listed for $250 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's probably as many of these around as there are of the supposedly one True Cross

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    #8

    Tetanus Included

    Old water slide with frame for sale on Facebook Marketplace, set in a rural backyard with a dog nearby.

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    Kalikima
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slide- $150, infection- free!

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    #9

    Just What I Wanted

    T-shaped book for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $5.

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    PFD
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta admit I snorted at the description

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    What Facebook additionally doesn’t want to see on their Marketplace are any recalled products. Companies usually recall their goods because of defects that can pose or have safety risks for customers. “If you're unsure whether the item you're buying or selling has been recalled, look on the website of the item's manufacturer or relevant government entity. For example, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission or the EU Rapid Alert System for Dangerous Non-Food Products,” they recommend.

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    #10

    One Of A Kind In Boulder, Co

    Person in colorful handmade knitted unitard on Facebook Marketplace against a blue sky backdrop.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what anyone says, that is not me or my listing.

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    #11

    The Description Said “Good Condition, Hmu”

    "Person holding a small cracker sandwich, listed as a 'Lunchable sandwich' on Facebook Marketplace for $18."

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. If there isn't a cracker on top it's not a sandwich.

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    #12

    Local Characters, You Say?!?! Rare, You Say?

    Wax busts of two local characters for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $600, previously $810.

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    Lastly, even though Facebook doesn’t mention it in their guidelines, you also can’t sell tobacco products, alcohol, drugs, sex toys, pirated software, and weapons on the marketplace. If someone violates these rules, their listing can be rejected or removed. In frequently reoccurring instances, the person could also get their access to Facebook (or all Meta-owned websites) terminated.

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    #13

    Cut In Half Kayak With No Functionality…

    Half kayak for sale on Facebook Marketplace, cut in half and placed on grass.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god, just what I was looking for, and it's even an affordable price

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    #14

    Cowboy Boot Toilet Brush Holder (Need I Say More)

    Cowboy boot toilet brush holder, an unusual piece found on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #15

    A Weird Marketplace Find

    Teddy bear armchair for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $750.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of the other post, I thought this was a "Cack" 😂

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    So, to ensure that your decluttering session or side hustle doesn’t get you removed from Facebook, it’s better to avoid listing all the previously mentioned items for sale. If you’re looking to earn some extra money in particular, it’s better to sell items that usually do well on Facebook Marketplace. According to Amasty.com, one of the best-performing things on there is furniture. These are great items to sell on Marketplace because they’re essential to every home, and when people want to redecorate, they often choose to do it at an affordable price.

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    #16

    A Quadruple Peanut!

    Rare quadruple peanut listed on Facebook Marketplace for $500.

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    Mila
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh 500 dollars for a peanut😬

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    #17

    Um Okay..?

    Packets of mild sauce for sale on Facebook Marketplace in Lee's Summit, MO.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get this much for free by going to Taco Bell a few times, if you dare

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    #18

    This Is Not Being Sold By A Child, A Grown Adult Made These

    Duct tape shoes with blue laces for sale on Facebook Marketplace, showcasing creative homemade footwear.

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    Michael None
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kanye will be seen wearing these next week. His wife too but at his insistence she will only be wearing the shoes, nothing else.

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    Electronics also sell great because new ones can be very expensive, while gently used items can be much more affordable. The same goes for bicycles and sports equipment. They sell quickly as more and more people are looking into buying fitness equipment without the prices of a new one.

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    #19

    You Couldn't Pay Me Enough To Put This Is My Home

    Cow-patterned bar stool for sale on Facebook Marketplace, featuring a quirky design with white legs.

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    #20

    I Appreciate The Creativity And The Cost Of Materials Might Make These Roller Skates Worth More Than $25

    Office chair bases with boots listed as roller skates on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who are really curious about the sensation of having broken bones.

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    #21

    Oh Yes, Beautiful

    Hand holding a clear ornament filled with baked beans, listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Kat
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww 🤮🤢

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    Other great item categories include clothing and shoes, home decor, toys, games, and books. The key is to sell items that are clean and in good condition. These things are in constant demand, so you can’t go wrong with putting any of these belongings for sale on Facebook Marketplace

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    #22

    Facebook Marketplace

    Gray LA County jail shoes listed on Facebook Marketplace for $40.

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    Highfalutin Heron
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are multiple listings for LA county jail shoes?

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    #23

    I Mean I Appreciate The Honesty

    Rocks for sale on Facebook Marketplace, piled on a driveway, listed at $50.

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    PFD
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell of a deal on shipping tbf

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    #24

    0/10 Would Not Want In My House

    Creepy doll for sale on Facebook Marketplace described as haunted with eerie eyes and unsettling expression.

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    For sellers to receive even more sale opportunities, we’ll leave you with the advice of Willow Wright, owner of a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, on how to be successful on Facebook Marketplace: "Start with quality images and clear descriptions. Be realistic with your asking price and be ready to consider lower offers—negotiation is part of the game. Also, temper your expectations. Facebook Marketplace has become a major player in the reselling world, so there’s a lot of competition, especially in bigger cities."

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    #25

    I'd Invest In This Business

    Radiator chair on Facebook Marketplace, showcasing creative upcycled design.

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    #26

    Not Sure What’s Worse. The Price Or The Product ??

    Natural nails for sale with nail clippers, unusual Facebook Marketplace listing.

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    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮 Need I say more? 🤮

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    #27

    For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair

    Potato nativity scene for sale on Facebook Marketplace, listed at $20 in Warwick, RI.

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    #28

    Is This A Thing Now? Selling Used Fake Nails?

    Used gel nail set for sale on Facebook Marketplace at $85.

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    #29

    Just What I Always Wanted, And Such A Reasonable Price Too! "A Real Conversation Piece"

    Large glass jar full of doll parts for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Toy Story takes a really dark turn...

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    #30

    $4000 Nightmare Fuel

    Chuck E. Cheese head on sale with vintage toys; unusual items listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little too Peter Witkin for me, but you do you

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    #31

    That Is Beyond Ridiculous

    Leather couch covered in snow advertised on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist - it's not snow, but dandruff.

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    #32

    Anatomy Of A Juul Pod… My Nephew Could Do This For Free

    Framed Juul components labeled "Anatomy of the Juul" listed for $5,000 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #33

    Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

    "Old iPhone listed as iPhone 11 Pro on Facebook Marketplace, price $1,500, East Orange, NJ."

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    #34

    It’s A Me?

    Milk jug listed as limited edition on Facebook Marketplace for $50.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Julio will have to wait a little longer for his, Janis longer still

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    #35

    Is It A Jouch Or A Jofa?

    Vintage jeans couch for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $200.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be like sitting on some random stranger's lap. And I haven't done that since they told me about Santa Claus.

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    #36

    I Thought The Minion Phase Was Over?

    Minion-themed stack of painted tires for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #37

    Fifty Bucks For Something Probably Won At The County Fair

    Justin Bieber-themed lamp for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $50.

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    She who must not be named
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few days ago, my daughter bought herself a bee squishy with her pocket money and she named him Justin Beebuzz. I was actually quite proud of her, she's only 9 😅 (just wanted to share the story somewhere and this pic reminded me of it).

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    #38

    Found This Hidden "Gem" On The Marketplace

    Kidney stones placed on a ruler, listed at a high price on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #39

    Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

    Electric hammer listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace, featuring a standard hammer with an attached cable.

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electrical hammer Is gonna be a sudden craze Electrical hammer Is bound to be the very next phase They call it mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow (Quite rightly) They call me mellow yellow

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    #40

    Do You Want To Build A Snowman? Description: Good Condition Snowman Making Kit Includes Pair Of Pebble Eyes, Pair Of Twig Arms And 1 Baby Carrot Nose. Pick Up Only!

    Facebook Marketplace listing of a snowman kit, featuring two sticks, a carrot, and stones arranged on a concrete surface.

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    #41

    Fridge From Facebook Marketplace

    Decorative fridge listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace for $200.

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    #42

    Hands For Your Hands

    Plastic hands sold for $5 on Facebook Marketplace, showcasing unusual items.

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    #43

    Found On Facebook Marketplace

    Epoxy Cheerios coasters listed on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $20.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't even be bothered to make sure they were all filled out and arranged nicely

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    #44

    You Never Know

    Tennis ball with small plant sprouts for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #45

    Once In A Lifetime Opportunity

    McDonald's cup listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace, described as unused with unlimited refills.

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a 24 hr ban off Facebook in 2015 for doing a similar listing as this once 😂

    #46

    Autism Table. Handcrafted And Made By Someone Personally Touched By Autism, Whatever That Means

    Autism-themed coffee table for sale on Facebook Marketplace, featuring puzzle piece design and LED lights.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks kinda cool, actually, but not $450 cool

    #47

    This Chair On Facebook Marketplace

    Succulent plants in a wooden chair for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #48

    Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

    Unique cross-shaped fry for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In current US, they could easily get 100 times that amount

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    #49

    Thinking About Getting The Kids A New Toy

    Custom Elmo doll with mixed materials and added accessories for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Elmo was a character in Hellraiser ;)

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    #50

    Greggings

    Leggings with "Greggs" print for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at £4.

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    She who must not be named
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you not in the UK, Greggs is a branch of bakeries which are very popular over here

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    #51

    The Tooth Fairy Of Fb Marketplace

    Baby teeth for sale on Facebook Marketplace in a white case, described as a fairy tooth surprise.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tooth fairy has a fairy tooth - makes sense.

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    #52

    But Why? Now Why In The World Would I Want That

    Remote control hot-glued together in a humorous Facebook Marketplace post about selling unusual items.

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    #53

    On Facebook Marketplace

    Beehive listed for decoration on Facebook Marketplace priced at $25.

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    Rufus
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bee hive but a wasp’s nest, I think. No touchy.

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    #54

    "Oiled" Birkenstocks

    Birkenstock Arizona sandals with tobacco oiled leather listed on Facebook Marketplace for $65 in Atlanta, GA.

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    #55

    For Someone Who Already Has Everything

    Beaded curtain crafted from discarded Bic lighters, featured on Facebook Marketplace.

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    PFD
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has that much everything

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    #56

    10 Bucks Cyberpunk Coaster

    Floppy disk labeled as cyberpunk drink coasters for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard the "3D-printed save icon" thing before, but "cyberpunk drink coaster" is a new one.

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    #57

    Isn’t Any Less Delusional Then Vitamin Water

    Mason jars with ice and water being humorously sold as a summer cooler on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #58

    These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

    Game of Thrones Oreo cookies listed on Facebook Marketplace for $500, unopened packaging.

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    #59

    Genuine Elvis Fart! What A Deal!

    A jar labeled "Genuine Elvis fart" listed for $1,000 on Facebook Marketplace as garbage for sale.

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    #60

    What A Bargain

    Plastic cup with a smiley face drawing listed as abstract art on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #61

    Might Be A Little Cliche But This Is The First Time Ive Seen Something Like This Outside Of Reddit

    Cheeseburger with bite missing listed for $500 on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #62

    So Many Questions. Is The Window In The Room With Us?

    Unusual Facebook Marketplace listing showing a toilet labeled as an "Air Conditioner LARGE" for sale.

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    #63

    Found This Monstrosity On The Facebook Marketplace

    Customized Hyundai Sonata with modified trunk listed on Facebook Marketplace, blending car and pickup features.

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    PFD
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it was a Cybertruck for a hot second ngl

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    #64

    Are They Really Rare?

    Rare rocks displayed for sale on Facebook Marketplace listed at $10,000.

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most common of rocks, these are lava rocks...

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    #65

    In Ok Condition

    Pedestrian crossing button listed for $50 on Facebook Marketplace, shown in various angles and described as in OK condition.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now there's a blind person somewhere waiting and waiting...

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    #66

    Only $100

    Jar of assorted trinkets for sale on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $100.

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    #67

    Come Get These Hands For $free.99

    Hand clenched in a fist over wooden floor, listed as free on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #68

    "General Wear And Tear"

    Worn Ashley Furniture reclining chair for sale on Facebook Marketplace, showing signs of wear and tear.

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    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's what you're not getting. Nice isn't it?

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    #69

    Wedding Sign

    Wedding road sign for sale on Facebook Marketplace, featuring a removable arrow.

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    #70

    Burritos For Sale

    Person making burritos on the floor with foil-wrapped burritos for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    #71

    For Those Who Can't Wait A Day

    Facebook Marketplace listing for Chick-fil-A spicy sandwich on a Sunday, $12 with seven available.

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