From Bizarre To Hilarious: 50 Awkward Things People Thought They Could Sell Online

I'm stumped, unsure if I'm ready for a log-term commitment....

So the whole street will be tired?

Oh come on, this is cute!

Yabba dabba...DUD!

"No guys, no fatties and I will totally not stand there, watch you and hope you'll do the sexy time!"

Well, there are so many delusional women looking for sugar daddies, it's only fair men try that, too!

The people who would respond to this are not people you want around your children.

You know this person is probably so excited about their jewelry line too. But I'm not going to judge, this person could easily be a parent supporting their child's fun new hobby or may even be someone with developmental issues and is genuinely proud of their work. You never know.

IKEA-style?

They don't not, so they do

This thread seems to be about 50% fetish stuff. I'm not on Facebook so am just going to assume that FB Marketplace is basically a fetish site.

Knock off a zero and put it on a real trailer, and it would still be overpriced.

Some of these are definitely joke posts

Stoned Jesus approves.

With some what inside???

I want to know what the description says, but I am too lazy to look this up.

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Great description ;D

Not sure if the description is of the onion ring or the seller

What damage is hiding under the snow?

But a 'post gay' Bud light would taste better.

I would buy them but it’s missing the Prisoner of Azkaban so the set is incomplete.

You either have kids or amazing couch. Can't have both. Sorry mate

Doing everything including wiping shat and the likes

$100 for a couple of cardboard boxes?

This is crazy..... BUT these tvs can sell for $4000+

Looks like a dog with a "human" head.

as a French, I apologize for this proven scam

Practically a zombie at this point.

It seems to have done some of the taking apart job by itself.

Because your time is valuable and you can’t waste it walking through the woods to pick up one for free or how the rich get their parasites.

Are the wasps included?

There are still people trying to sell them for more than this. I saw a post recently and a commenter was saying that she had one of these that is worth money and one that was worth nothing. It depends on the batch, material used, country it was made in, etc. Some are supposedly valuable to collectors but most aren’t worth anything.

Looks like 6" to me. Typical dude thinks it is longer. ;)

Audio? That's a DVD player, and it's a 1st generation DVD player to boot. It's basically useless, as many DVD's manufactured after 2000 had serious playback issues with these early players.

Delusional.

Oba-minoes

These places operate by getting their money back within the first few months. Make it past that and if they have to repo the item, they just throw it away.

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For £5 I'll come hot glue your fingers together to stop you wasting your money on this c**p.

Didn't know Jesus looked like a black metal band member.

This must be from a small child. Or someone with a similar mindset.

Ah yes, $1500 for a laptop with less computing power than a $20 entry level smart phone.

What's more disturbing is that it says "sold"

Why wouldn’t you clean it?

12 years old, my a*s. Unless this is a really old listing, the huge widescreen TVs like this are all late 90s to early 00s, so more like 20+ years old now (2024).

They have value to some. People do collect these and would pay that price, more even.

This is fair imo, firewood is way over priced and something this size could bring in over $700 to $1000 easy.

I did a Google search. Kelly Blue Book value ranges from $9,286 to $10,839. Available vehicles range from $9,000 to $10,000. This one might get a few thousand more if the mileage and condition are accurate.

Iam saling, Iam saling, home agaaaaiiin, cross the seeeaaa 🎶

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Slightly used BY FIRE?

an agreement between consenting adult, a exhibitionist and a voyeur, it is made to get along :). at least, he/she does not stalk anyone, I think that’s good.

Ice not included!

Don't think that's a bad listing a lot of people would be interested!

"Straight Outta A Middle School Art Class" From a student who got an F.

Smells like cat p**s? How lovely.

I mean, it's very creative. If they spray painted them they would look better. Still wouldn't buy one though.

Was this the couch that sat too close to the edge of the fireplace?

I'm less worried about the advertiser than I am about anyone that replies to the ad.

Who the heck would try to sell a piece of decaying cardboard?

This meant nothing to me. I just googled it and buying new from Yeti is about half the price

I keep actually saying out loud "What is WRONG with these people!?" Are these all jokes? I think I need to study the psychology of this, I a, beyond confused.... just HOW can anyone think these make sense?

(/s warning) No place to sit and pedal it to generate the power….

Not even the smallest d;ck justifies such a monstrosity. Ridiculous!

Nothing strange about that, someone just cleaned out his cabinet and listed the things he bought by mistake. We have listings like this a lot in Germany.

In the UK, if this has a label from one of the big Scandi names on it, it's worth all of that money.