“Just Plain Nasty”: 30 Of The Best Online Listings, From Hilarious To Disturbing, And Beyond (New Pics)

False advertising. That's obviously a bottled unicorn fart

Chucky's younger siblings

Keep on truckin, Jesus

Yabbaaa dabbaaa dooo NOT think the price is worth it.

Guardian of the entrance to the Street

Fill it with money, fertilize your nest egg, and watch your fortune grow!

I'd buy that and hide it in a friend's house

My freaky mind doesn’t even know wtf to imagine with this

Is that the name of a town or village in NY?

Flooritos. And no, thanks, I'll pass

Only if Roger Ebert gave it a thumbs up

Why not both?

My grandmother had the same sweater. Fit like a glove...

So far away I just can't touch this.

Tourism attractions are cash cows.

I thought it was great until picture #4, where the dots from keeping the glass stuck on make his booty look more like boobs, considering the nips.

There's something spooky about that casket, it's hovering.

Keep them away from the doll siblings above, they might breed

I could never give something like this away.

It's the new remote lock for a Tesla.

Mark Zuckerberg

Tony Tee, is that your signature?

The price is f*****g insane, otherwise I’d gladly take it 👍🏻

Da bearbulance seems to be one of da more normal contraptions on da list here

Dr. Pompo knows

Well, the frame’s nice at least.

You put chewed gum on it. So you park your gum.

Ok who wants to tremple?

I don't know, aren't preschoolers like four years old? That doesn't look like it was made by a four year old.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just order a new one? After you've figured in the cost of dismantling the whole thing, transporting it to its new location and then reassembling and refurbishing it, it probably wouldn't be worth it, anyway...

She really looks like a Mavis

Kermit the Frog out on Halloween

Have you tried reciting Psalm 91 to calm it down?

Maybe she was trying to learn some new things, to try with her husband.

What's the bull called? Betty Swollocks?

Who's the girl in the back dressed as?

It's nice to have options

Even I’m going to pass on these!

"Totally not haunted. Please buy immediately and make it go away."

All I see is Mitch McConnell

Is it weird that I need to see more pictures and want measurements

It used to be white before it was "gently used".

Pedophile anyone?

Wait until the find out they don’t sell R gloves anywhere, only sright, meright and xsright and xlrights…..

Is it kosher?

That's hilarious 😂

WTF?

a lovable freind :D

From the picture, I’d say the “pet free” is fake news

That should definitely luere in the male candida-- I mean customers

Oh Lord….

Holy f**k, I need this, I need it so bad, I don’t even know why, but I want maybe 5 of them

Aw, that's cute!

Are they blind!?!

I just keep thinking moisturize me

Just me with my mind in the gutter?

Why would anyone want one new, let alone used? 🤮

A new twist? Fun for the whole family? What the......???

Definitely bedbugs, Crimson Ramblers, Mahogany Flats, Bed Lice, Night Riders...nasty little b**tards. Tough to get rid of.

That's a lot of King Cake. There is a tradition in the Mardi Gras celebration in the states to bake a cake (like a twisted Danish pastry) with one of these hidden in it. Whoever find the baby buys the next King Cake.

Potato Jesus needs potato angels.

He spread his victims to death

….needs more cat hair

Well, Diane, I guess there's just no pleasing you

Boobie's legend lives on