45 Delusional And Ridiculously High Dating Standards That Show Exactly Why Finding Love Is Hard
Ridiculous dating standards have become increasingly prevalent in today's complex dating landscape. From demanding and meticulously curated dating app profiles like Tinder to expecting a partner to fulfill an exhaustive checklist of physical, emotional, and financial criteria, these standards often overshadow genuine connections in a world that is already too dependent on technology.
For a lot of people, such unrealistic expectations can lead to disillusionment and missed opportunities for actually meaningful relationships, as the pursuit of perfection overshadows the beauty of embracing imperfections and discovering genuine compatibility between two people. That being said, it's crucial to strike a balance between having standards and boundaries that reflect personal values and being open to the unpredictability of love and human connection.
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He Had A Date With Destiny, And She Ordered The Lobster
Enough Said
🎶You don't get to pick and choose different a*s and bigger B00bs, If my eyes are brown or blue!!🎶
The Beard Stays, But You Can Leave
Wise words to live by. Although I'd shave my beard when the temperature gets too hot to handle but good for the guy.
Despite the standards that come with modern relationships, did you know that there is actually a subcategory for certain dating requirements? For example, the “Six-Six-Six” rule! Some people joke about finding someone who has at least a six-figure salary, is six feet tall, and has six-pack abs. And hey, while it's fine to have preferences, demanding all three can eliminate many potential partners who might be a perfect fit in other, more important ways.
I Hate These Apps
Not Sure If Red Flag
Where Do I Sign Up
some people are wild. just looking for friends that pay my bills.
Oh, and since we are talking modern, have you ever thought about your social media presence? In case you didn't know, there are people who are expecting their potential date to have an Instagram-worthy life or a certain number of followers. This in turn can overshadow real-life interactions and the authentic moments that make relationships so meaningful to us in the first place.
"Hi There, I'm A Red Flag. Date Me"
Another thing that is rather common when it comes to dating standards is simply expecting someone to have no romantic history. Not only is that unrealistic but it also denies the growth and experiences that past relationships often bring to the table between two people who want to form something deeper.
Trying To Get A $100 Minimum Dinner On A First Date
Quite An Intro
It's not high dating standards, he wasn't interested in someone with kids in the first place and wanted to be an a*s and give harsh remark.
A Friend Started App Dating... Incel Ensued
These people shouldn't be ridiculed. They should be thanked for being direct and praised their honesty and declined further dating. Otherwise they will finally change their ways and hide how f****d up they are and will finally find some victim whom they will be able to control. This way everyone's warned and can back easily before any harm is done :)
Bullet Dodged
She Dodged A Bullet With This Sociopath
Unsolicited Feedback From My Sisters Date. Spent The Whole Time Talking About How Smart He Is, And Ordered A Kids Meal At Lunch
The Absolute Audacity... Do People Actually Fall For This?
We found the solution for unsolicited d*** pics! Send them all her way!
I Need .. I Need... A Mother
You poor child. Do you really think your mother is going to teach anyone how to take you away from her? Think, could there be a reason why she hasn't raised you to adulthood?
Feel Like I Dodged A Bullet Here
That’s What We Call A Miscalculation
He should ask her to put them up for adoption, like the braintrust at #1.
Easy Tattoo Fix
Why Are People Like This?
Don't you love when the crazy don't hide it and you can easily avoid them without realizing they're crazy much later?
Some People On Here Are Wildin
Every time a woman ask about height needs to be asked about weight in return.
Your Phone Says A Lot About You
And again, crazy revealed themselves early. Just got to be happy it's so early.
I-
#5?!?! Did he just add to his list of criterion that he requires ràpè in his relationship?!?!? 😳
Tell Me You Don't Go Outside Without Telling Me You Don't Go Outside
Wait wait wait. Has never thought of a man sexually, but always begging to get filled with his seed? Whaaaaa?
Don't forget that he wants her to be a child too. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
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JFC please get help. Please go back to your momma and have her slap the s**t out of you and then get help. This is otaku+ incel and good gods i hope the world end tomorrow we deserve it. Wow i am so sorry i read this gimme that bleach
We humans might deserve it, but all the good dogs, cats, hedgehogs, elephants, etc. don't. Let's just track down these bozo incels and toss them all into a volcano instead.
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It would turn on him and cut his d**k off and choke him with it.
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Dafuq did I just read?? A dude like this should just marry that girl in that picture that accompanies his post. Like, didn't a Japanese guy once marry a virtual character or something like that?
"Has never thought of a man sexually" That's a lesbian, doofus. Or someone ACE but they aren't gonna f**k you either
He doesn't mind if she gains weight after pregnancy? How good of him. 🤣
Nope - it's "SHE's allowed not to mind gaining..."
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Unfortunetly, they do exist, they're called Incels.
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On the bright side he thinks archery and guns shooting stuff is feminine . . . ? nope still bad. he really let it all out
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I guarantee this incel weighs 350 lbs, lives in his mom's basement, and only showers once every 2 weeks. He's also seriously mentally ill if he thinks his "requirements" are OK.
im pretty sure this guy saw an adult anime and expected all girls would be like this
Ok, I’ve seen some crazy requests for a partner but this one takes the cake 🤢
I wonder if this guy knows there are sex dolls he could buy on Craig's List.
Frightening that such people exist, assuming it's real and not some idiot troll
Sooo...he wants a nymphomaniac girl child age 13 if you take his descriptions. He wants a Lolita. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
So, this guy is what......mid-40's? Never had a date in his life?
Wants a family... but also to spend his entire paycheck on guns and cars. Got it. Completely delusional.
when you find her please share with us - i want to meet this robot porcelain doll and smack her in the face and give her heads up on the mistake she is about to make
I read to number 2 and was like...so (guessing this dingleberry has "outdoor" plumbing) goofy dude wants a woman that apparently knows nothing about, seems to have zero interest in, and wouldn't know a peen from a tree root. I mean, one of the things I like about my wife is that she knows and likes lil chuckyburger. Edit to add...Read the rest of the...delusions? Of this thing...sweet jumping jeezus on a bumpy bicycle...this cat needs to go live beyond the wall of sleep.
Never had sexual thoughts regarding men but always begging for it?
"So I just want an anime girl but real who can live up to my unattainable expectations" bro needs help.
This guy just wants a real life Anime girl. He propably thinks of himself as Kirito and believes he deserves his Asuna
I would LOVE to see a pic of this person. It's often those with the least to offer that want the most.
I read the first point and started vomiting so missed out on the rest
"loves me dearly, is compassionate and understanding of....." the above.
This made me cringe so hard, I feel like I'm gonna turn inside out like a sea cucumber >_<
Need to keep an eye on this incel as whoever he eventually meets will not be safe. Ugh.
This has to be some 15 year old boy, who went to a Catholic Boys school and also needs to add "must spend 6mo/year with my mom" lol... poor thing will die alone.
Seems to got his ideas on women from Jane Austen novels (so partial credit for at least having read a book or watched a film sometime in his life)
Good God! What century is this anime obsessed loser living in? *Shudders*
Omfg I realized I would never fit… not that I wanted to… so u want a fantasy character cuz I’m pretty sure normal people go through stress…
Will he divorce her when she turns 20? Or maybe 25 cause he’s generous?
The Entitlement
She Unmatched Soon After, So She Wasn't Joking
Why is it that in so many of these cases, people lash out at the other person even though that other person said nothing rude or called them names? Such horrible behavior! It's been years since I've dated on the Internet, and I tried my best to be civil if I wasn't interested. Now, when I look at these, I wonder if I'll ever manage to get into online dating again... yeesh...
A Real Charmer
No Response
The 7 Guys In Her City That Meet Those Requirements Are Married, Or Not On Tinder Or Swiped Left Lol
Alpha Male Waiting, Anyone Ready ?
Modern Dating
The Beard Within Is Strong With This One
The only people that should be responding to this bio are the Police and maybe National Guard.
Just It’s Time To Eating Nails Then Because “That’s What Real Men Do”
He was probably trying to end the day on a sweet note after dating your sour behind...
Every Woman Would Be An "Older Woman" When You Act Like An Entitled Child
All The Men Making Less Than $500k Are Saved From This Psycho. Win
You: Have moneyyyy! Me: Doesn't even know the difference between your and you're.
This Is Kinda D**kish Right?
Dating In Your 40s
Facebook Dating
It's The Entitlement For Me
Turns Out Compassion For Others = Incapable Of Satisfying Women
Meanwhile alt-right chuds like Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson straight up don't believe in female orgasm since they haven't witnessed it yet.
Look At This A**bag
Men Complain About Not Getting Matches But Their Bios Are This…
Conservative Men Can Be So Misogynistic That I Can No Longer Tell The Difference Between Reality And Satire
It’s You I Wanna Fill Up Not Your Car Babe
Average Gen Z Dating Experience
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If these are examples of the single people currently seeking partners the future of the human race is doomed!
None of them mentioned personality. Either to describe themselves or in what they’re seeking.
Their personalities showed themselves in the app. Nothing says shallow quite like someone who specifies shoe size, lol.
Load More Replies... JFC.....what is wrong with ppl??? If anything happens to my other half, I will stay single the rest of my days! I'm not taking a dip in any of these gene pools!!!
I was just thinking the same! If my husband should die before me, I'll just get a ton of cats and be done with dating 🤣
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These remind me of when my ex claimed to be 6ft, but when measured at the hospital he was 5'10.5 😂. He insisted they remeasure, then was immediately caught standing on his toes a bit to make himself taller 🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂
I'll give you a life tip folks delete these apps and just go outside. You will feel 100% better than whatever hot mess is currently on there ( not everyone but atleast a large portion) . At this point you would probably have just as much luck climbing a munroe or a big hill and just shouting "I'm Single" ....at the very least your echo will give you a reply
These people are delusional and they wonder why they're single. 🙄
Had to stop at #23. My insides hurt. So thankful ive been married for 20yrs. Never been more grateful.
When is the hunting-season for these totally delousional people? Asking for a friend 🤔😇
Fortunately I found my internet date before mobile phones - so at least I knew she was computer literate, which wasn't common in 1999. Still together :)
Please, G!d, keep these people swiping to whatever side keeps them from finding someone to reproduce with.
I am so incredibly glad I got married before dating apps really became a thing.
With all these "catches" around, I'm feeling pretty relieved that I got rid of Tinder ages ago -_-
Funny how so many times people have these 'rules' yet they all go out of the window when they find out they have lots of money.
If these are examples of the single people currently seeking partners the future of the human race is doomed!
None of them mentioned personality. Either to describe themselves or in what they’re seeking.
Their personalities showed themselves in the app. Nothing says shallow quite like someone who specifies shoe size, lol.
Load More Replies... JFC.....what is wrong with ppl??? If anything happens to my other half, I will stay single the rest of my days! I'm not taking a dip in any of these gene pools!!!
I was just thinking the same! If my husband should die before me, I'll just get a ton of cats and be done with dating 🤣
Load More Replies... These remind me of when my ex claimed to be 6ft, but when measured at the hospital he was 5'10.5 😂. He insisted they remeasure, then was immediately caught standing on his toes a bit to make himself taller 🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂
I'll give you a life tip folks delete these apps and just go outside. You will feel 100% better than whatever hot mess is currently on there ( not everyone but atleast a large portion) . At this point you would probably have just as much luck climbing a munroe or a big hill and just shouting "I'm Single" ....at the very least your echo will give you a reply
These people are delusional and they wonder why they're single. 🙄
Had to stop at #23. My insides hurt. So thankful ive been married for 20yrs. Never been more grateful.
When is the hunting-season for these totally delousional people? Asking for a friend 🤔😇
Fortunately I found my internet date before mobile phones - so at least I knew she was computer literate, which wasn't common in 1999. Still together :)
Please, G!d, keep these people swiping to whatever side keeps them from finding someone to reproduce with.
I am so incredibly glad I got married before dating apps really became a thing.
With all these "catches" around, I'm feeling pretty relieved that I got rid of Tinder ages ago -_-
Funny how so many times people have these 'rules' yet they all go out of the window when they find out they have lots of money.
