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Unless you're a trust-fund kid, won the lotto, were born into extreme wealth, or have someone else to help pay the bills, chances are high that you need to work to live. Over 161 million people are employed in the U.S. according to data from late last year. More than 7 million people don't have jobs. There's a big group of people seeking work, and it includes some who are currently employed.

But as they've discovered, navigating the recruitment process can sometimes be hell on earth. From dumb job descriptions to ridiculous requirements and expectations from recruiters, and endless interviews that go nowhere slowly, people seem to be going through the most.

Online community Recruiting Hell has over 770,000 members, all commiserating with each other about the horrors of job hunting and/or hiring new talent. "We'll pay you in experience!" reads the page, before inviting people to share their nightmarish stories of searching for work.

Bored Panda has picked the best posts from the community, and we can only hope you have the good fortune of not having to encounter any of these situations anytime soon. Don't miss the chat we had with Resume Genius Career Expert Nathan Soto, about how to navigate the sometimes rocky hunt for jobs.

#1

Found This On Linkedin, Thought It Probably Belongs Here...lol

Found This On Linkedin, Thought It Probably Belongs Here...lol

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Khavrinen
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My skills are every bit as amazing as your 'competitive' salary!"

Johnny McFearless
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This, and a thousand other things in the Internet that never happened.

Landing a job is no walk in the park, and some recruiters will make you feel like you're jumping through narrow hoops of fire. To get some tips for job seekers, Bored Panda reached out to Nathan Soto. He's a Career Expert from online resume building platform Resume Genius.

"To stand out in today’s job market, job seekers should focus on three essentials: staying on top of industry trends, building genuine connections, and nailing interviews," Soto told us during our interview.

He adds that job seekers should follow companies and industry leaders online to stay current on the latest developments in their field. "Networking (both online and in person) can lead to advice and referrals you wouldn’t find otherwise," advises Soto.

"When it comes to interviews, do your homework on the company, practice answers that highlight your skills, and come ready with smart questions about the company and position to show you’re serious about the role."

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    #2

    I Will Drink To That

    I Will Drink To That

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $13 is nowhere near a living wage in 2024. Min wage here in Portland is $15.95. It's even higher in California but the federal min wage is still $7.85. It's crazy.

    David Marchisotto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ever let anyone tell you this...I ran into this at bonus time here at my firm. FEDERAL law protects your right to discuss salary, bonus, days off, working conditions etc with WHOMEVER you want. Companies can't choose to muzzle you, that's how they keep salaries low.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just an FYI: Those requirements are there for gatekeeping. It's been researched that white males will apply at higher rates for jobs they don't have the requirements for and by having unrealistic requirements, companies can hire anyone without the requirements by claiming they are "taking a shot on them". They can turn down other candidates (read: women or poc) without being called out for the behavior. If they do get someone with those qualifications, they are getting an over-qualified employee at an extremely low rate. At least that's common in the U.S.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no longer in the working world, but I would absolutely support that.

    Maren Villadsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's min wagw in Denmark is $22

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you "cancel" a celebrity, or anyone else? I've never understood what that's supposed to mean.

    H Wiley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please read up on Charlie Chaplin. Man left the country he was cancelled so hard.

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    Vermonta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vermont minimum wage is $14.01. They need that penny!!! I see signs at the local Mc Donalds for $16.00 hr.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about being held responsible for your actions, whether you're an individual or a corporation?

    Kendall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's not as gossip worthy. You know, something that would actually make sense but just not entertaining enough. I swear we are all doomed.

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    Soto says job seekers should think twice about responding to job ads that are more than 2 months old, because they might be ghost job postings. "Ghost jobs are positions that are advertised but aren’t actively being recruited for," explained Soto. "Check the company's website or social media accounts to verify that the job you want is cross-posted there."

    The expert says a major red flag during the recruitment process is receiving extensive pre-interview assignments where you're asked to do work that could be directly used by the company to make money.

    "Another potential red flag is when you’re interacting with hiring managers who can't clearly answer questions about the role, and interviewers who haven't looked at your resume," he cautioned.

    #3

    Anyone Relate To This?

    Anyone Relate To This?

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    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main job notice site for foreigners where I live is FB, and the one running the group says "no salary, we delete your job posting". Employers get pissy about it, but too bad for them.

    Johnny Robbed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, I interviewed three times for a closer to home position. Once I was being offered the job by the HR person, the salary was less than what I paid in taxes.

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    Jane No Dough
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US there are approximately ten states that have passed salary disclosure laws recently. However the potential employers only have to disclose a salary "range", and some only after a job interview or an applicant's specific request. I don't see a range as helpful as it still allows employers to offer white guys more than anyone else, with cute white girls a close second. Also a few states have made it illegal to ask for a "salary history" another ploy in the lowballing strategy. As an applicant though I can assure you companies still ask this illegal question and what do you do? Refuse to answer? Record the interview? It's ridiculous how many people fail to do the minimum their job requires but they're judging whether you're qualified...

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this even a thing? Do companies enjoy wasting their own time as well?

    Amy S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's because of they get an applicant who doesn't know their worth the company can offer less than they would have advertised.

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    Hodge Elmwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they say "competitive salary" they are lying.

    Skye Ragsdale
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live it's illegal to list a job without the salary listed & I take much joy in reporting them

    Mjskywalk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My US state requires the pay range to be listed in any job posting. As a result a number of remote work companies will not post jobs here.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some states like NY Require this by law

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    51 years ago we were taught: The first one who mentions money loses.

    similarly
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    1 year ago

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    From the opposite side, don't make us go through the hiring process with you if you're going to tell us the salary is too low. We spent two weeks going through the hiring process with an applicant. Told them UP FRONT, from the beginning what the salary and benefits were. They waited until we officially offered the job before telling us that the salary was unacceptable.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably they had two other companies on the deck, and got accepted by one with higher pay. Why not say this instead of focusing on the salary part? Maybe spite, maybe a feeling that this would force you to reconsider the salary, but I am sure they had other, better offers.

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    Francois
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    1 year ago

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    To be fair often salary is often adjusted to the preferred candidate who may have 10 years more experience than the next candidate and thus can get higher pay.

    Chich the witch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should at least then be a base salary listed.

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    Soto tells Bored Panda that employers are looking for candidates who have the skills they need. "Whether you show it through your experience or through qualifications, what matters most is that you have those skills," he said.

    "Impressive experience can usually make up for a lack of qualifications, and likewise the right qualifications can often make up for a lack of experience in a specific job."

    #4

    It's Really Not That Complicated

    It's Really Not That Complicated

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    MegDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear things like ‘how do people who are living on the street have nice clothes, etc?’ You can literally have a full-time job and not be able to afford a place to live. The clothes are practically free by comparison.

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to employers: If you believe "no one wants to work" the truth is that no one wants to work FOR YOU.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I red that this started happening during the recession in 2008, when mid and upper level employees lost their jobs, and took entry level positions with a pay cut, because any job is better than no job. That got employers spoiled into thinking they can demand loads of experience and education for lowballed salary entry level jobs, and turn away fresh graduates and people with related experience wanting to change careers.

    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't help matters that many people don't have a good understanding of what an "entry level" position is. That term doesn't always mean the same thing for every single industry. So, for example, an entry level position in a company which does engineering design work, is going to be some type of job that requires a person to have some level of engineering education. On the other hand, a stock trading company's entry level position is going to require a person with some level of a finance background; while an entry level position at a manufacturing company, isn't going to require any experience at all. Basically, "Entry level" doesn't always mean "no experience needed". Rather it means "This is the lowest position at our company."

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    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the three component dilemma: time, money, and quality. If you want experienced, good employers you gotta pay them their worth. If you don't wanna pay that much, you gotta cut back on either time (less experience) or quality (diligent workers).

    Verfin22
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I barely make that now being with the job for 22yrs. Started at $6.75. What a joke.😡

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guarantee someone from Mexico and points south would hear 'no one wants to work' and head north.

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    #5

    A Story Of Two Parts, Recruiter Edition

    A Story Of Two Parts, Recruiter Edition

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's got to be the UK with an insult like that 🤣🤣

    Erik Biesemeier
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is absolutely no reason this piece of trashs name or employer should be hidden. Everyone should know how they operate.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEN, out that slimeball on every available form of SM so that the next time you are contacted, it's a "did you see that Wet Wipe" is searching for a job? Hahaha!

    #6

    Funny How The Language Changes Between People And Businesses

    Funny How The Language Changes Between People And Businesses

    DanPriceSeattle Report

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy right here is more or less the only CEO who should be spared the Luigi treatment

    Ripley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think "the Luigi treatment" needs to become part of the standard language.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disloyal? What's disloyal? there hasn't been any "loyalty" in 50+ years. Administrations started it by being disloyal to their employees, letting them go, not paying enough, and refusing to consider their employees' concerns. So, we now have a work economy highlighting salary, quality time at work and home, etc.

    Craig S. (EvilSausage)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago, I was walking through NYC's Times Square with a friend, and he half jokingly suggested nuking the area to wipe out all the junkies, scam artists, and assorted street people, who used to frequent that part of town back then. I suggested Wall Street as a far more deserving target. I think recent events have validated my though process.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This disconnect exists because stockholders exist. Get rid of wall street, this problem vanishes instantly.

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    More than 60% of the American workforce doesn't have a college degree, but that's not stopping them from earning big bucks. According to CNBC, many of the country's top companies, including Walmart, Amazon, Apple, GM, Bank of America, Uber, Nike, Delta Air Lines, and Target are removing degree requirements from job postings.

    CNBC adds that it's becoming more common for companies to hire based on skills rather than qualifications.

    #7

    We Need To Make Discussing Salary Normal

    We Need To Make Discussing Salary Normal

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason the salary is confidential: there are inequities between people on the same position and experience level.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and inequalities between genders or depending on the colour of your skin.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, it is ILLEGAL to retaliate against employees for discussing salary.

    Pencil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case anyone needs it, here's the law: https://www.nlrb.gov/about-nlrb/rights-we-protect/your-rights/your-rights-to-discuss-wages Also, it could be an EEOC complaint, here's that law: https://shorturl.at/HWaoH [Link to EEOC.gov]

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    Sergy Yeltsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Australian, I find this just so bizarre. Reading about employers demanding employees cannot discuss salary/wages/earnings/etc. I, just... why? Over here we know what we should be paid, what minimum wage is, and you can look up standard wages for positions. Why the big secrecy?

    Pencil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Employers want it to be secret so they can pay some people less than others. But to be clear, it is absolutely illegal under Federal Law.

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    Kendall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yessss!!! I always hated that rule and knew exactly why they said that the very first time I was told not to do so.

    Pencil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're in the US, it's illegal for them to do that. https://www.nlrb.gov/about-nlrb/rights-we-protect/your-rights/your-rights-to-discuss-wages

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, in the U.S. it is ILLEGAL for your employer to keep you from discussing your wages/salary with other employees. Know your rights.

    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though this has been a federal law in the US since 1935, it's only recently that it was ever enforced. Most companies had a written policy before 2020 that blatantly broke this law and never realized it.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flip side is when you get passed over for a raise or a promotion, you start looking for another job. I'm pretty close with my current job. If I don't get a raise in the next quarter then I'm looking. That simple.

    Graham_Illegal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What advice would you give to an already overworked and underpaid single mom who's too exhausted to take that step, especially since it would likely require relocation and come with many other challenges? For most people, finding a new job isn’t as simple as gaining a new skill in an RPG.

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    Kabuki Kitsune
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (posted this originally in the wrong spot). There is a caveat to this that should be mentioned. If you (the employee), are employed under a contract, and within that contract of employment there is any form of confidentiality clause, then it is DANGEROUS to discuss any part of your contract. This is because confidentiality clauses within contracts are legally binding. This means that any breach of any information within that contract (such as salary information) is forbidden under letter of law, and can see the person who breaches, be subject to penalties, up to and including termination of employment, and even severe monetary fines paid to the employer. Confidential contracts are quite common in some fields, such as game development, where employees are scouted and brought in based on their past experiences at other employers, or who through negotiation have achieved a much higher than normal salary.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it goes beyond that. We humans tend to gang up on others on the same boat that are slightly better off, instead of focusing on the real cause of the problem. Actually this is shared with other primates, remember the experiment when they hosed the chimps on the ground when one reached for fruit, and then the others started to gang up on anyone trying to climb?

    Karenj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually don’t want to know. It will just make me angry and I know the employer won’t change anything.

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you know you're being underpaid, you should be keeping an eye out for other opportunities.

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    #8

    Can I Get A Second To The Motion?

    Can I Get A Second To The Motion?

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I would love to see Muskrat do that. Would he apply at Tesla or Space-X or Xitter? Doesn't matter, he's not qualified to work for any of them. He's not qualified to change a lightbulb.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only qualification he could put on his resume is his daddy’s sperm.

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then have to live for a month doing the lowliest job on the lowest salary (and that includes the roles that have been outsourced).

    Vermonta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does a CEO even do these days?

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one place I worked, the CEO just sat in his office and played video games. Amazingly, that company is bankrupt now.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha, like any CEO ever cares what hoops people have to jump through for the privilege of kissing their @$$.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course he's qualified, he's just "oh look... shiny object" (goes to new thing) unreliable.

    #9

    Counterpoint: If It's Taking 6 Months For An Upper Manager To Fill A Position, The Company Should Be Looking To Fill 2 Positions

    Counterpoint: If It's Taking 6 Months For An Upper Manager To Fill A Position, The Company Should Be Looking To Fill 2 Positions

    mattwallaert Report

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the manager doesn't show up to work, the work still gets done. If the staff doesn't show up, nothing gets done. Hope that clarifies things, employers!

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I liked one manager at a grocery store I worked at. If the lines were long they would open one of the registers and work as a cashier. If the lines were all open but everyone was still swamped (Saturdays) the manager would bag the groceries. On one particularly hectic Saturday when I hadn't had a break he took over for me to allow me to take one. He was a good manager because he did what the store needed and understood that being in a high position means you have more tasks not that you don't have to do the low level tasks.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another view, if your team is running itself for 6 months forget hiring a manager and distribute a managers salary among that team with a lead person making a bit more.

    longlivethequeen554
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certain companies won't do this though. They would rather bring in fresh meat and lose all their staff. Speaking from a personal experience and yes, I'm still bitter

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you should be. At my job they either bring in someone new, who we all then must teach what we do, or they promote people from other areas - for instance, the human resource manager (yes, the one who hires people) became a deputy director over customer service and technical field support, then our exec. leadership wondered why so many people quit. I don't know - maybe it's because this person had no experience whatsoever with either, didn't know the policies and procedures needed, and doesn't understand tech at all.

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    Stephanie Barr
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company takes a long time to hire, but it's because they REALLY vet people. But we have a lot of long-timers here. I've been here 21 years. I love this company.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should note that there was only one interview.

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    Damned_Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fully agree that upper management should be looking at the unit employees for a potential promotion to manager, however it's not always easy. We had one unit without a supervisor that was staffed by people who were excellent at the jobs they had. Unfortunately, the group include two people who always talked trash about upper management and plotted ways to "bring them down". Two other staff members held childish and unreasonable grudges against some of their co-workers in the unit and always talked about what they would do if they were the boss (mostly unethical or illegal actions), one person often made very poor decisions in both their work and personal life and was considered unreliable. Another had a very poor attendance record (unexcused by any medical reasons). None were candidates for a position that was responsible for supervising staff, developing policies and interacting with superiors because it takes a lot more than just performing your present job well.

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    “Gen Z job seekers are increasingly foregoing college and seeking out meaningful, lucrative work that doesn't require a university degree," revealed another Resume Genius career expert, Eva Chan, in a press release.

    "Along with a shift from experience-based hiring to skills-based hiring, this creates the perfect conditions for people to consider a variety of fulfilling roles they may have never considered before," added Chan.

    #10

    Robert Half Being Called Out On This Linkedin Post

    Robert Half Being Called Out On This Linkedin Post

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    P1 No-Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heads should roll over this. Its despicable behaviour.

    Daniel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for not censoring the name of the company. Companies that support this type of behavior should always be called out in full.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English used to have discussions about whether the Irish were white people. They weren't that sure about the Scots, either.

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had good luck with temp agencies. Ever. I worked for 40+ years and not once did a temp agency ever get me a job. I found all my jobs through my own efforts. It seems nothing has changed in all that time.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to see that the company was named and shamed.

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be shared. That Agency deserves to fold.

    Adam Burnham
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was he asking if she'd work for Lucky Charms?

    #11

    The Truth About "Nobody Wants To Work" (That We All Knew Already)

    The Truth About "Nobody Wants To Work" (That We All Knew Already)

    MrZJones Report

    Pencil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to talk about 'ghost jobs', too: "More than 40% of hiring managers said they list jobs they aren't actively trying to fill to give the impression that the company is growing. A similar share said the job listings are made to motivate employees, while 34% said the jobs are posted to placate overworked staff who may be hoping for additional help to be brought on." Source: https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20240315-ghost-jobs-digital-job-boards

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sick to death of being psychologically manipulated by horseshit like this—-and just think of all the money the companies wasted getting this c**p done for them. Money that would’ve even better spent on raises for their employees. Happy, well-paid, and appreciated employees will work harder and be way more loyal than unhappy, low paid, and unappreciated wage slaves.

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    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got kicked out of an FB group because some groomer ... I mean boomer ... whined "nobody wants to work!" I asked "how much?" and he said "below minimum wage" and said "There's your problem." [....] For those that can't grasp it, it was a yankland restaurant.

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal to pay below minimum wage, that's why it's called minimum wage! Unless you're a server at a restaurant, in which case it's $2.13 an hour plus tips, and if the tips don't bring you up to minimum wage ($7.25 an hour), the employer must make up the difference.

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    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am reading all this and getting really angry. Yes, I am a boomer. This type of behavior by employers is just unethical. I absolutely do not blame the new generation of workers for calling this out. I am also talking about what you folks posted. This is just utterly disgusting. The worst I have ran into was people trying to sell me on an MLM job but none of these shenanigans you people have to put up with today.

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    #12

    I Have Been Interviewing With A Company For Over 6 Weeks And Have Talked To Ten Different Interviewers. Emailed Today Saying I’ve Moved To The Next Round. Finally Sick Of It

    I Have Been Interviewing With A Company For Over 6 Weeks And Have Talked To Ten Different Interviewers. Emailed Today Saying I’ve Moved To The Next Round. Finally Sick Of It

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    Kendall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I wish my brain could work like this. All they wouldve gotten outta me was "nah I'm done,". Maybe I should go back to school, my burns would be soooo much better

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dammit, time to dust off the ads again!" 😂😂😂

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My record was five interviews at the same place in 2019. I was stunned when I didn't get the job, but then the last "interview" was one of those "culture fit" things. Pretty much a guaranteed disaster for a mushroom-style worker.

    Erick L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, would be interesting to know wich company.

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    #13

    Hiring Managers And Recruiters

    Hiring Managers And Recruiters

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not going to happen. They figured out they can replace HR with AI and they aren't going back.

    Leslie Liz
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    1 year ago

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    I'd say that the vast majority of us either agree with you wholeheartedly or are very aware of the possibility of your point coming to fruition; I don't see the need in having to swoop in when someone shares a very valuable viewpoint only to, what, remind everyone how bleak the situation is.

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    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What is this six month gap in your resume?" "experimenting with making an assassination look like a heart attack and then attending the funerals for my last company's entire HR department."

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I have practically no social media presence I wonder if an AI can actually even figure out I exist.

    Pencil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, too. The only social media I've ever had is imgur, Reddit and now BP; all of which are anonymous. I wonder how much of a factor that is in hiring.

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    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm sorry but I signed an NDA that covers that period, I'm not at leave to discuss it."

    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't not having gaps be more of a problem? Seems you job hop too much. Maybe the person was stressed out and needed a small break. I'd hire that person over the hopper.

    Pencil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree (as a former hiring manager) that job hopping is something to look at but it depends on the number of gaps. Between 1989 and 2020, I had no gaps in employment but I only had three different jobs.

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean ... it sounds great, but if you have 3 dozen resumes for the same position, aren't you going to try to winnow them down as efficiently as possible?

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    #14

    This Should Be Mandatory Training For All Interviewers

    This Should Be Mandatory Training For All Interviewers

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    UKDeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conscious and unconscious bias is a massive issue when interviewing. I have seen it so often, as both candidate and being part of an interview panel. It isn't just a racial thing either... I have seen bias for gender, sexual orientation, friend status, etc.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SO was told by a colleague that changing his lastname Andersson to my "weird lastname" would hurt his work chances on the future. 🤦

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Singapore they don't even try. You can post a listing explicitly saying "Yeah, we want a Eurasian guy". Not exactly sure how that specific ancestry is going to help the business, but there you have it. (I read about this several years ago; might be different now)

    DramaDoc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a largely male dominated field and discovered 25 years ago that using my first two initials and my last name as "gender neutral" got me so much further in job hunts than going by my give (feminine) name. Which was a really shìtty realization to make at 22...

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, an algorithm can never make a human judgment about an applicant. Only a human being communicating with that human being can make that judgment—-and only if they have a well developed sense about whether someone will work out or not. That takes experience dealing with people to develop. No computer can replace it. Put unbiased (this is important) humans back in the hiring process, and hiring will get better.

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every place I've ever worked did have humans in the mix ... *after* that first, brutal winnowing by software filters. While I don't like it, I do understand it. Say you're a hiring manager with one open position. You get 300 resumes dumped on your desk. Do you really have time to evaluate them all deeply? What you really want is a way to filter out the obvious poor fits. Nowadays that filtering process may be going too far, but there are non-evil reasons for it.

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    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    60 seconds is definitely based on appearance. But why the runaround with a billion interviews? Are you hiring or not? Same bias applies hoping they'll find who they're looking for.

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not saying this should affect hiring the opposite actually but as an autistic individual, I can guess with 98% accuracy if someone is autistic within 20 seconds in person, 3 minutes via voice call and even sometimes from a picture or chat log though that's shaky accuracy. I guess my point is its not just appearance.

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    nm (he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While communism was alive the western companies were reasonable, treating their employees fairly, because the threat was at the next door. After the fall of the former the latter have no more scruple.

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    #15

    I Just Want A Paycheck While Not Having To Join A Cult

    I Just Want A Paycheck While Not Having To Join A Cult

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you stop only being here for profit, then we will talk about MY attitude.

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent point. People work because they need the money, not because they're all giddy about spending a minimum of 40 hours per week working for your "amazing" company.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is, so are the bosses and owners. If THEY were only doing it for the love of the work, then they wouldn’t care if the company ever made a profit. So don’t let them b******t you.

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was dedicated to the position but was also very clear that I was very much a mercenary.

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some employees are genuinely interested in or excited by the mission of the company. These guys will likely be better assets overall.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interested I can and will do - "excited by the mission" sounds like charity work at best, cult at worst. I will NOT be paid in washed brain matter, especially not my own.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No. It seems like I'm your only honest employee."

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    #16

    That Backfired Spectacularly

    That Backfired Spectacularly

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy caused both of you to waste your time by waiting an hour to tell you such critical information.

    Adam Burnham
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no 30k job interview should take longer than 5 minutes.

    Arenite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You said it for all of us. And we thank you.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've come across this one several times already, but it still makes me smile.

    #17

    UNO Card

    UNO Card

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    Ruth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have asked employers for access to speak with some current employees. I’m interviewing the company as much as they are interviewing me.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner has the same strategy - it scares the shït out of most recruiters 😂

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is kind of pointless these days, because most employers are afraid to say anything negative lest they be sued. So all they'll say is the person either is or isn't "eligible for rehire."

    Miriam Insidecor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stupid. It's important to verify previous employment history for new employees. It's also common for people to lie on their applications.

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would ask for 3 references. A mix of supervisor, co-worker, client and/or subordinate (if applicable). I was surprised that occasionally they would not ask the person if they could use them as a reference. In one case i called up and was met with a version of "I wouldn't hire that $#@head no matter how desperate I was". Also, in many cases the applicants had already done their reference checks on us by talking with people in the organization and/or outsiders we interacted with.

    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this person thinks asking for references is stupid, god forbid they get a position that requires a clearance level. They're going to want to know, and visit, every single person you've been acquainted with for the past decade, sometimes even longer; and if you fail to mention ANY thing on your record, even a minor traffic ticket, they're going to find out about it and it's going to be a problem.

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    #18

    That's It

    That's It

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    UKDeek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When ever I've been the recruiting manager for a role, I have always contacted candidates personally to let them know the outcome, and I have always offered feedback following the interview. Just common decency, and allows candidates to understand the reason(s) why they weren't appointed.

    Pencil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I'd settle for auto-generated form response. Anything, just let me know.

    Violet
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Interviewed for a hotel once, it felt like the interview went well but days and a few weeks later (plus my voicemail to the GM and an email to the interviewer) just nothing. Funny thing is a few months ago I stayed at that same hotel with family members after trick or treat and the guy working up front told me that same interviewer coached young models or something and is extremely picky! Now I know lol

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During my last unemployment jag while applying for disability, I applied for 435 jobs. (I still have the spreadsheet, because I'm a packrat). 80% no response. Of those I did get a response from... 80% ghosted after either the first call or the interview. The problem is epidemic, and from the nearly 30 years I spent in the job market before that, my feeling is that it's been that way for a very long time.

    longlivethequeen554
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. It still amazes me how many companies won't respond to you

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghosting seems to be common now. A friend of mine was ghosted AFTER they offered her the job and told her that they would check with their boss to see if they could pay her more.

    Craig S. (EvilSausage)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well when I was in the job market, I always got my hopes up when I heard from someone I'd interviewed with. So I'm not thrilled by an email to say 'na, we're good.' Though I never got one with feedback. That, I would have appreciated.

    #19

    After 22 Online Rejections And Ghostings, I Finally Got An Interview! When I Arrived I Was Told They Had No Intentions Of Hiring Me And Just Wanted To Encourage Me To Continue My Education

    After 22 Online Rejections And Ghostings, I Finally Got An Interview! When I Arrived I Was Told They Had No Intentions Of Hiring Me And Just Wanted To Encourage Me To Continue My Education

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    P1 No-Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most abysmal thing I have read here, the words 'not nice' just don't cover it. I would be reporting them to the authorities and spreading the word everywhere I could about their truly unprofessional conduct. Frankly Tracy & Terry need to be fired immediately.

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have to go to a job interview and they had no intention of hiring me, I should be able to bill them for time and transportation.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unbelievable behaviour. I would make all this publicly known locally. And the people doing it.

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've savagely beaten tracy and terry wtf is this

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    #20

    Saw It Online

    Saw It Online

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they applied for the job just to see what would happen. "Sorry, we found a more experienced applicant"

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either they don't really want to hire anyone and are posting the job to give the impression they're a growing company (which I'm told is a thing these days), or they're so ignorant about the program that they don't actually know how long it's existed.

    Adam Burnham
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the word "requirements" should be stricken from 90% of job listings.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I heard about that one lol

    #21

    I’m Done

    I’m Done

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    Chich the witch
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 80s recession it was very hard to find work and bank interests rates got north of 20%. F*****g Ronnie ray-gun and thatcher. Had a friend in the same field I was in. No job and he contacted dozens of employers. Kept all the rejection letters in a drawer.

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    #22

    This Guy Gets It

    This Guy Gets It

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    Brian Herold
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...I'm honestly amazed it's taken so long for me to see something like this. It works so well...

    #23

    Why So Secret?

    Why So Secret?

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    hungryghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's competing against your bills

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If grocery stores will match coupons, why won’t jobs match salaries?

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    #24

    Job Ads Nowadays. Sorry If Repost I Didn’t Find It In Search

    Job Ads Nowadays. Sorry If Repost I Didn’t Find It In Search

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    #25

    Got An Email From A Recruiter Today. I Was Interested Until They Disclosed The Pay. It’s Seriously Insultingly Low For The Role And Requirements. So I Told Them Just That Over Email

    Got An Email From A Recruiter Today. I Was Interested Until They Disclosed The Pay. It’s Seriously Insultingly Low For The Role And Requirements. So I Told Them Just That Over Email

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    #26

    Interviewing For My First Recruiting Job - Why Did I Start This Life??

    Interviewing For My First Recruiting Job - Why Did I Start This Life??

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    #27

    Enough Said

    Enough Said

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    David Marchisotto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Companies want the ability to fire you on the spot because they know many times the firing isn't justified and they fear retaliation in the form of people erasing hard drives or sabotaging equipment or outright theft, that's why they hustle you out the door BUT also ask you for 3 weeks notice if you are resigning.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try getting a job at a competitor and giving your two weeks notice. Many times they won't let you stay.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked for a low wage auto supplier for about a year. Opportunity came up for a steady gig. They wanted me to start on a Monday, told them I was quitting Thursday prior. "This won't look good on your work history".."I'm 55 yrs old, I think I'll be ok".

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lo of times when you hand in your two-week notice, they want you out the same day and will watch you pack your stuff to make sure you're not taking anything you shouldn't, or doing any damage to computer programs, etc. Then they walk you out the door. So yeah, why bother giving two weeks notice?

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just erase all your work before handing it in. Listen, if an employer is a*****e enough to drive me away, I will be the queen of petty when I leave.

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    Hans Georg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a German I think this is ridiculous.

    quentariel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should start lobbying for better notice times (or whatever they are called). We are told here that they are supposed to protect both the emplyee and the employer and they lengthen the more time you've worked on a job. Yes it might be annoying to work a month after wanting to quit (it's the longest it gets), but I take that because it means I got 6 month's notice from the employer in return. And if you just started there's no notice time for the employer, but there isn't one for you either.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't necessary, many people just don't want to burn bridges in the industry in which they work.

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: you can quit without notice

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but there are often clauses in hiring contracts that include consequences for quitting with no prior notice.

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    H Wiley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last night I emailed my work and resigned. After weeks of thinking i was going crazy because i was sure i was checking mynwork and still making small mistakes, i had proof that my work was being edited after i submitted it. I had to sit through a 30 minute lecture of 1) i should be saving it to my desktop not my documents and 2) i should be making the file read only. Eff them, i am done.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Employees should be able to leave without notice. Companies should be required to give two weeks.

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    #28

    As An Autistic Person, I Despise Everything About This!

    As An Autistic Person, I Despise Everything About This!

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dude, it's this way for all of us. I'm not autistic and I completely relate!

    Lew k
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now they make you do 3-4 interviews. Even my company when I got in 10 years ago was 1 interview. Now it's 3 and they pay the same as they did when I came in. It was good money 10 years ago but now it's about 3$ an hour more than working at Costco for a very physically demanding job. Until I was in my late 30s I'd never had a job that I wasn't hired on the spot after first interview. If I left with a "we'll be in touch." I assumed I didn't get hired. I almost didn't start where I'm at because they didn't call me till 3 weeks later to make an offer. The company is going downhill but the process of finding a new job is half the reason I haven't left yet. Its daunting.

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    Ron Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reaction has nothing to do with being autistic. That's how everyone looks at it.

    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt this one

    Kyle Simonson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is different from the rest of us how?

    #29

    Who Were You In Your Past Life?

    Who Were You In Your Past Life?

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess that makes you overqualified for the job, unless you were applying to replace an abdicated monarch

    Bill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try Tesla. Apparently Muskrat is a time travelling alien 👽 according to him.

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was a Pharaoh, huh? Talk about an "interred"ship...

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    #30

    A Company Found Me On Linkedin And Reached Out To Me, This Was My Response

    A Company Found Me On Linkedin And Reached Out To Me, This Was My Response

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    Reset Game
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER did the video request. Never will

    Bill
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good answer Mike.

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is basically asking for a video resume, and guess what? In the U.S. it's illegal to ask for photos or videos before the interview, because it usually means you're using things like race or age to pick candidates for your job. So don't do this, ever!

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A video application, aka a show and dance performance, to prove to you how I'd be good at the job you're hiring for? I can't properly explain my disgust at the unprofessional vibes of this, but I'll try: You want a show? Go hire clowns. You want an eager performance? Go train a dog. Unless you're trying to fill a position as some kind of performance artist, be it actor, singer, or stripper, don't tell me to do a musical number to prove my "worth".

    #31

    This

    This

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    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you desperately want to interview people so you can pretend you did something, you can hire actors to come in and interview for the job.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why hire if you can leverage desperation to get it for free? /s, for those who didn't get I'm agreeing with you :-)

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at LEAST post 'an internal candidate has been identified'.

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    #32

    Felt So Good To Talk Back For Once

    Felt So Good To Talk Back For Once

    sabasena Report

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that at this company, "limited bookkeeping" means that's all you'd be doing!

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job description: No bookkeeping required / Hiring manager: We're looking for a CPA

    Coralinea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company currently has limited bookkeeping and it'll be your job to change that.

    Craig S. (EvilSausage)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this happen to me. When I was in school, I applied for a job stocking shelves in a Toys R Us. I was hired and the first thing anyone said to me on day one was I'd be doing no stocking. My job was to assemble displays (which I didn't know how to do).

    #33

    We Don’t Count Internships As Experience Here, So Let’s Just Forget All Of That

    We Don’t Count Internships As Experience Here, So Let’s Just Forget All Of That

    virtadpt Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's two strikes in one swing. If internships don't count as experience, than wtf are they for?

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that the whole POINT of an internship was experience. And while we're on the subject: unpaid internships should be illegal unless it's literally a volunteer position at a registered NPO or something.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, unpaid internships are illegal if the intern is doing any sort of work that could or would otherwise be done by an employee. It's completely unenforced. Just one of the many many ways wage theft adds up to a multibillion dollar crime spree every year.

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    #34

    Better Start Hiring Then

    Better Start Hiring Then

    alaskastardust Report

    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're short staffed cause I just fired five people and nobody wants to work"/s

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never was short staffed. Probably because I did accept paper resumes and applications and usually interviewed the people on the spot. The online hell applicants have to go through and for the employer, having to deal with all those apps.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the risk of being downvoted to hell - my department is short staffed because some legislators decided a hiring freeze was a good idea. It's been over two years since we were allowed to hire. Over 20% of our positions are open now, so it's really not our fault!

    #35

    Burn

    Burn

    Wajeehrehman Report

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, my philosophy is that a GAP in a resume is nobody else's damn business. It's not work, so why do they need to know?

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I hate that they seem to assume people are sitting around doing nothing if they don't work. Life happens! Sometimes you've got to mentally or physically reset, or you have other obligations that are paramount.

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    Bill
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but I'll put a nice gap in your teeth if you mention it again lol

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so infuriating! Why should I have to tell you that I was busy being a parent, or taking care of my grandmother, or we had to move because spouse got a decent job offer for once.

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sure, we have a gap in our staff because one guy was running a criminal empire on the side. CEO position was filled, so we fired him, and he's now in jail accumulating a gap in his resume."

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    #36

    This Guy Gets It

    This Guy Gets It

    Caliblair Report

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...yeah, but it is fully stacked! 🙃

    H Wiley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sick of Data Analyst being expected to maintain AWS including permissions.

    #37

    People Are Human And Human Things Happen

    People Are Human And Human Things Happen

    RDPCG Report

    BannedFromABoatShow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been so worried about going back to work after 16 years, during which time I developed epilepsy, had 2 kids - one of which has a condition so rare it took us 8 years to get a diagnosis - moving twice for my husband’s jobs, multiple family members died… So yes, hiring manager, I do in fact know how to perform under stress.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I cannot perform Under Pressure, because my musician best friend banned me from singing anything because the only person who sings worse than I do is Pierce Brosnan.

    catpanda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one finding this unnecessarily contentious? Whatever t good reasons you have for the gaps, there are a lot of tbem. I might think twice about hiring someone with this attitude.

    Adam Burnham
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not a morality or ethical thing, but it does show a potential employer your potential for staying with them if hired. that you are more likely to have some 'life event' and then leave them versus another applicant.

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    #38

    Don't Know If This Has Been Posted Here Yet

    Don't Know If This Has Been Posted Here Yet

    Tardigradium Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. I'd say "competitive" means all the companies are competing against each other to see who can pay people the least, and still find suckers dumb ( or desperate ) enough to work there.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A race to the bottom is also a competition.

    #39

    Naming And Shaming Done Right

    Naming And Shaming Done Right

    Rell_826 Report

    H Wiley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asqa sounds like they are barely keeping their head above water. Trying to make due with 10 percent less headcount while c- level just got good bonuses for increased profits.

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    Angie May
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad this person called out the company and HR person's name. I'm annoyed by the "the sompany I applied to" posts where they list off nasty things said company has done but don't name them so no one else can get a head's up who not to apply to.

    Daniel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for not censoring the name of this craptacular company or the HR rep!!

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad to see the company called out by name for a change.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU for not blurring the names. These companies and their employees deserve to be known.

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    #40

    Opinion

    Opinion

    infamouszgbgd Report

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomer here. We are not all like that. Please, please don't generalize. It's divisive. In my time I've been treated way worse by managers and others much younger than me. It's not an age thing.

    Nathan Lewis
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    it's not all boomers, but it's always boomers

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of us went through a major financial crisis and consequent lay offs. Plenty of us applied for numerous roles after that so have experience. Plus I very much doubt we'd have a nervous breakdown. I, for example, had a portfolio career and went to many interviews coming out the other side without a meltdown.

    Angie May
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you. It's not like that for everyone, and dismissive sentiments like this are /why/ boomers keep getting generalized the way they are.

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    Ron Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been repeated so many times that it's become a meaningless trope.

    Broadredpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just before “boomers” but we get employers that are ageist.

    Bill
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess we could but the fact that boomers are now 80 might be a problem

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boomer" seems to have morphed into a catch-all for "anybody older than me".

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boomer doesn't give job-hunting advice. Where is your god now?

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through a round of job applications about ten years ago, just because I'd effectively retired but was on two years of unemployment benefit (worth up to 120k per year here in CH). OK, so I never really wanted most of the jobs, but I did go through one interview process at the company I'd been at for 15 years by this point. The HR interview was the worst, when th pathetic droid would simply not believe that I had personally taken some decisions waaay above my paygrade to hold off on certain d**g applications until a technical problem was solved, and also that I'd always managed to avoid conflict in the workplace so was unable to bring any examples of how I'd successfully dealt with it.

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I’d watch that and make my mother watch it too

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    #41

    What Usually Leads People To Find Another Job

    What Usually Leads People To Find Another Job

    amcclurk21 Report

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    #42

    A Little Too Accurate

    A Little Too Accurate

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a boomer. I bought my first and only house at age 47 because I could never manage to save enough money to do it sooner. And I needed a special program to do it. I only know one person in my age group who has a lot of money. The rest of us worked our tails off and many could only afford to buy a house because they had a spouse with an income, or because on or both of them worked more than one job. When I lost my long time job to outsourcing, it took me 15 months to get another. Then the pandemic ended that. We are not all rich, we are not all stupid, and we are not all constantly bashing young folks. I'd like to see an end to the ageism because it's not helping anyone.

    Pencil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much the same here. And I only know two boomers for whom retirement will ever be an option, one of them only because he got run over by an ambulance. All the rest will work until they drop. None of them have delusions that the job and housing markets are easy for young people.

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    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just republican bs meant to divide people

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's their own fault! They should have been born earlier. Early bird gets the worm and all that!

    #43

    Company: My Next Hire Needs To Be Enthusiastic About The Role So This Doesn't Happen Again

    Company: My Next Hire Needs To Be Enthusiastic About The Role So This Doesn't Happen Again

    neurorex Report

    Deborah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last place I worked - I'm retired now - had an interesting policy. If someone left, their responsibilities were given to someone else. Even if they knew diddly-squat about it. I was hired to be corporate librarian, not a training scheduler, a flower-waterer, or a mail-deliverer. It place was toxic.

    BannedFromABoatShow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I know! Let’s hire more people at half the salary! That’ll fix it………. No one wants to work anymore!”

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    #44

    Hard Same

    Hard Same

    toktoktwan Report

    CooperDooper81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend of mine recently applied for a number of jobs with cover letters written by chatgpt. Said they were better than anything he could write and took about 30 seconds.

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not forget the thank-you letter they expect you to write after the interview! It doesn't help you get the job, but it makes you look willing to bow and scrape to boost their egos!

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I write cover letters: Ctrl-C + Ctrl-V

    #45

    Another Way Of Putting It : My Quality Of Life And Mental Health Is Being Dictated By Others

    Another Way Of Putting It : My Quality Of Life And Mental Health Is Being Dictated By Others

    Adam_Karpiak Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me. The pandemic put me out of work at 59. Had a couple interviews soon after but no offers. Then I turned 60, and didn’t even get acknowledgments my applications were received. In total, I put in nearly a thousand applications that year and ended up with nothing. Just because someone is in their sixties doesn’t mean they don’t have bills to pay, ffs. Luckily, my husband got pissed off enough to start his own company and needed me to join him in it.

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    #46

    This Happens All The Time

    This Happens All The Time

    6nomads Report

    Reset Game
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't bother filling it out. If they ask me to fill out pages manually and require a resume, it's not worth my time UNLESS it pays well above average

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this had any utility whatsoever, it would be the one thing to use AI for.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Downvoted just for that tiresome obnoxious picture.

    #47

    Rejected From An Internship For Not Having Enough Experience

    Rejected From An Internship For Not Having Enough Experience

    RareSorbet Report

    Bill
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they need a professional intern. Like a seat filler at a big televised event when someone gets up so it actually looks like people showed up

    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You joke about it, but that's an actual job people hire for in some businesses. I knew someone whose entire job was to travel around the country doing 'intern' work at this one company for several weeks at a time. He'd get paid travel, and room and board, and would essentially do what the interns did. The company used him to give their interns breaks. Think Vacation, but unpaid time off.

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    #48

    This Is What It’s Come To

    This Is What It’s Come To

    MuyiwaSaka Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The applicant says that they did this "single handedly" but I was always under the impression that light bulb changing was a group project

    Hile Troy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only takes one therapist, but the light bulb has to really want to change.

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    #49

    A Delightful Find On Linkedin

    A Delightful Find On Linkedin

    chubslove23 Report

    Bill
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't get a girl cause I haven't got a car. Can't get a car cause I ain't got a job. I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be T-shirts available with this printed on

    Bill Galbreath
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember living for a few of those years thinking the same thing! Networking is key.

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    #50

    So Inspiring

    So Inspiring

    neatokra Report

    #51

    "No One Wants To Work!"

    "No One Wants To Work!"

    VT_Forever Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truer words were never spoken. Unfortunately, those who need to hear them the most turn a deaf ear to anything that doesn’t confirm their biases, so won’t be listening.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simpsons ALWAYS Spot On!!!

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    #52

    I Ran Into One Today

    I Ran Into One Today

    lottery_winner77777 Report

    Cas P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in other things that didn't happen....

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a case where the paragraphing tips you off to beware the content.

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    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everybody clapped...

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    #53

    Someone Pls Try It And Tell Me If It Worked

    Someone Pls Try It And Tell Me If It Worked

    maramara18 Report

    #54

    Recruiter Asked Me To Record A Video Response To 4 Questions. This Is My Reply

    Recruiter Asked Me To Record A Video Response To 4 Questions. This Is My Reply

    Arf_Nouveaux Report

    #55

    Solid Advice

    Solid Advice

    Adriendel Report

    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpaid internships should only be applied for, if they are required for your degree of study in college or university. Context: Many engineering positions have a requirement for degree certification (IE, to graduate) that the student must perform X number of hours working under a mentor (Experienced engineer). That work is to be performed as an unpaid intern, where the student is learning their field of study in a real world environment, and seeing how experienced graduates deal with situations as they arise.

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    #56

    Just Stop Please

    Just Stop Please

    Zaiik Report

    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $15/hour isn't going to pay back those loans. Or any bills at that.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Also, just because you have a MS degree doesn't mean you're more qualified than someone with a bachelor's degree. Most of us went to grad school because we had nothing better to do

    Deborah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Spend all the time and money grad school requires because you had nothing better to do. Maybe, get a job and work for a few years to get money to go to grad school so you could advance in your profession.

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    #57

    Damn, That Felt Good!

    Damn, That Felt Good!

    closedmouthsdonteat Report

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An employer agreed to an interview on a specific date (the one weekday I had off per month, hence why I agreed to it) and in a different city. I show up and the ash soles say, "Can you come back tomorrow?" And then they whined when I posted on the FB job board what happened. If I had lied, they'd have something to complain about.

    #58

    Oh No It’s Totally Cool, I Love Booking 3 Separate Meetings To Be Bailed On Each Time By Someone With Crap Grammar

    Oh No It’s Totally Cool, I Love Booking 3 Separate Meetings To Be Bailed On Each Time By Someone With Crap Grammar

    grandoldduke500 Report

    #59

    I'm Tired Of Recruiters Avoiding My Questions And Playing Dumb

    I'm Tired Of Recruiters Avoiding My Questions And Playing Dumb

    reddrick Report

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    #60

    The Only Acceptable Application. 2 Seconds If You're Slow

    The Only Acceptable Application. 2 Seconds If You're Slow

    Bushido8823 Report

    Cas P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked as an HR Recruiter (ie a specialist in recruitment within the HR team), we modified our application process to resemble this, although we added a couple of optional diversity questions at the end. The outcome was a 60% increase in applications and we got vacancies down to zero. Why can't all companies do this? It is not even as though the recruiters even read the manual information you put in.

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    #61

    Saw This On Linkedin And Had A Good Laugh!

    Saw This On Linkedin And Had A Good Laugh!

    hshamshu Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only make out Ditto, Vulpix, Feebas, Sawk, Ekans, & Metapod. Not sure if Onyx meant Onix or not but hey, there have you XP XD

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only two I know as programs are python and java... far as I know the whole lot apart from those could be Pokemon

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    Bi.Felicia
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hadoop is on the list twice. I'm wondering what Purrr, lazy, bootstrap and Sparkling-water actually are, if not Pokemon, which I don't think they are??

    #62

    Gold

    Gold

    divided_by_nought Report

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LinkedIn is theoretically a useful site, but it is plagued by people writing fantasy stories (job advice) and pathetic bragging (updates on changes in status).

    #63

    Nothing They Can Do

    Nothing They Can Do

    TheAndrewNadeau Report

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    #64

    Goddamn This Felt Good

    Goddamn This Felt Good

    imacatchyou Report

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    #65

    Um…no?!?

    Um…no?!?

    Exertino Report

    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah if I wanted to join the military.

    #66

    Contrary To A Number Of Recruiters’ Popular Belief, I Do Very Much Care About The Money. Did You Think My Childhood Dream Was To Send An Email To Request Reimbursement Approval For Airport Parking To Pick Up Someone Snotty Visiting From The Head Office?

    Contrary To A Number Of Recruiters’ Popular Belief, I Do Very Much Care About The Money. Did You Think My Childhood Dream Was To Send An Email To Request Reimbursement Approval For Airport Parking To Pick Up Someone Snotty Visiting From The Head Office?

    AdamMGrant Report

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking about pay is simply an evaluation of the employer.

    #67

    I Am So Sick Of These Ridiculous Screening Questions

    I Am So Sick Of These Ridiculous Screening Questions

    pinch-and-roll Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the first 2 questions have NOTHING to do with any job. i'd tell them these are personal issues that are not related to being qualified for a position.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are attempting to use these to screen for specific political beliefs because you can't openly ask about it legally

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    Hile Troy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the US Republican party is recruiting

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    #68

    Recruiter Moment

    Recruiter Moment

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    MoBeLa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the term "bleeding edge tech companies."

    qkppyrxvfx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are interviewing multiple candidates, then I can interview for multiple companies.

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bleeding edge is indicative of poor knife skills in the kitchen or of someone who shaved too fast this morning. 🤷‍♂️

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    #69

    "How I Got A Job At Big 4 Being In My 20s."

    "How I Got A Job At Big 4 Being In My 20s."

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    #70

    Solid Advice From The Man Himself

    Solid Advice From The Man Himself

    Adam_Karpiak Report

    #71

    Listen Up!

    Listen Up!

    misticpoetry Report

    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that negative? Job hopping seems like you're not good or happy at any you've had.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it depends on the industry. In IT, it's common to change jobs every few years as your career grows. For instance, maybe you started out as a Tier 1 Help Desk support, and you have been studying to move up to Server Administrator. But your employer doesn't have that position open, so you get an offer somewhere else. Most (*most*) IT managers understand that you have to do this.

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    #72

    A Linkedin Laugh

    A Linkedin Laugh

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    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL I wished my company would have a small aptitude test. For context grocery store stocking. "Have you ever shopped and bought food"? Even after initial training, they look like deer in headlights, with company provided tools to help. Talking about adults here, not teens on their first job.

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    #73

    At 58, A Recruiter Says ‘Too Old To Code’—heartbreaking 😭

    At 58, A Recruiter Says ‘Too Old To Code’—heartbreaking 😭

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't laugh. My sister wasn't getting job offers in her early 50s because her hair had gone gray. After she dyed it, big surprise! She got job offers.

    #74

    Not Sure If It Fits Here But Reminded Me Of R/Recruitinghell

    Not Sure If It Fits Here But Reminded Me Of R/Recruitinghell

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    Verfin22
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat true, but I've been lucky with some of my HR people.

    #75

    No Idea If This Will Work, But Hey - Worth The Try

    No Idea If This Will Work, But Hey - Worth The Try

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    Cas P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't work. Most companies don't use ChatGPT to screen resumes - it takes too long. Much faster to open and skim read the CV, than upload the CV to ChatGPT and get an analysis of it.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's becoming commonplace for large companies to use AI to screen applicants for specific key words and terms. So it probably will work

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    #76

    "Minority Drawers" Should Be A Crime

    "Minority Drawers" Should Be A Crime

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't surprise me. My entire working life, no agency has ever gotten me a job.

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    #77

    The Companies vs. Me

    The Companies vs. Me

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    James Frail
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this happen once, except it was some 6 months into my current job, for which I had only put in a total of 3 applications in that search. So they were responding to an application I submitted at least a year and a half before.

    #78

    Well!

    Well!

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like that line from "The Four Yorkshiremen" sketch about having to pay the owner of the mill for permission to work

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if desperate people agree to do it - then it's 'sound business strategy'.

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    #79

    Ayo This Lady Working For UPS Really Tried To Get Free Labor Out Of Me LOL

    Ayo This Lady Working For UPS Really Tried To Get Free Labor Out Of Me LOL

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    Erik Hedenskog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stop talking like a clown then maybe people will stop treating you like a clown op

    Ron Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I think the UPS Store dodged a bullet. I've had this offer a couple of times, and it was never to work, it was always an hour or two to see what the job actually entailed and for the people you might be working with to get to meet you and see if you'd be a good fit. There was no 'free labor' involved or any expectation of it. If people are quitting and saying it's not what they expected, or if coworkers say the person was a bad match, this is one of the ways a company will combat that. It's more like a final interview that anything else.

    Campy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UPS dodged a bullet. Tryna? Really?

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    #80

    I Had To Take A Walk After This

    I Had To Take A Walk After This

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    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how the name is supposed to be parsed, but this read to me as Sun Asian Chad B. Which seems appropriate given how much of a tool the writer is.

    Ron Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read the top, the business is Sun Asian Kitchen. Chad B. is the person. This is a fairly common naming convention for social media when someone is representing a business.

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    Ron Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, kinda crazy. Livin in a major city on the west coast, there are going to be a lot of different businesses with variations of that name.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have seen/heard this before many times over.

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    #81

    Gap In My Employment History, In 2017 I Was Fourteen

    Gap In My Employment History, In 2017 I Was Fourteen

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    #82

    Was I Being Impolite? Had This Exchange On Linkedin

    Was I Being Impolite? Had This Exchange On Linkedin

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    #83

    For The Memes, Because We’ve All Been There

    For The Memes, Because We’ve All Been There

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did I bother to upload my resume if you want/need my to write it out? it's redundant and a waste of my time

    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because, they are testing you to see if your resume is real. You'd be surprised how often people will forget what they put on a fake resume, and get dates or salaries wrong when they have to type it out. So they're checking for discrepancies.

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    #84

    "This Is Your Only Means Of Interview" - So I Simply Refused

    "This Is Your Only Means Of Interview" - So I Simply Refused

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    #85

    Interviewer Cancelled An Hour Before The Meeting. I Know My Worth

    Interviewer Cancelled An Hour Before The Meeting. I Know My Worth

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    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not pictured is the return text "Well, I thank you for your consideration. I'll just tell my father that he needs to die some other time when it's more convenient for your schedule."

    Ron Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing about this type of response is, it's just plain wrong. It's neat to feel superior and give them "the what for" due to their supposed lack of professionalism, but it's hypocritical. I did this once. Once. My response from the interviewer was their mother had just been submitted to the hospital for an injury after a car accident, and they were clearing their schedule before they went to the hospital; an extremely responsible action instead of just ghosting like some would. If the shoe was on the other foot, I would've appreciated them rescheduling if I had to cancel an hour before due to something like that. Life happens.

    #86

    Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

    Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

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    #87

    I Cant Do This Anymore

    I Cant Do This Anymore

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you want from the rejected candidate then? Are they supposed to cheer for you?

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    #88

    I See Why Recruiters Ask Stupid Questions Now. I Apologize

    I See Why Recruiters Ask Stupid Questions Now. I Apologize

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I'm concerned, answering, "I want to work here because I need a job. I have bills to pay and have to buy food, clothing, and transportation," IS answering with grace because it is 100% honest. They need to stop playing these games. You're talking with them throughout the interview and answering other questions, if they can't tell from that how well you communicate, they aren't qualified to choose a candidate.

    Upil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. If it is just for answering costumers about products, theres no need to go that far, being honest, straight to the point and a good attitude will do. Unless you are applying for public relations position, you need to be good on answering "sensitive" questions from media incase a crisis in going on...

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    #89

    4+ Years Of Experience In A 2 Year Old Technology

    4+ Years Of Experience In A 2 Year Old Technology

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I know, you told us that earlier

    #90

    Just Going To Leave This Here

    Just Going To Leave This Here

    Put1NyaHead Report

    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course that was on Fox. When will they do one showing the percentages of employers who have asked for candidates to do unpaid work, offered below-market rate or less than minimum wage, canceled interviews at the last minute, made vulgar suggestions to candidates, asked candidates to bring them coffee on their way in, lied about the compensation and benefits, or all the other c**p they pull?