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“Truth is stranger than fiction” is one of those sayings that seems pretty weird until you’ve lived long enough to see some examples in the flesh. If you are familiar with “the Onion,” you’ll know that there is already a lot of good satire out there. But what about times when real events were just more unhinged?
This Instagram account shares hilarious examples of headlines that are so bizarre that they almost look like something out of “the Onion.” So get comfortable as you scroll through, prepare to do a few double takes, upvote your favorites and add your own thoughts below.
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Blank “Blank Blank” Blank 8 months ago
I speaketh not Heathen Tongues, so I guesseth: "Vive la France" meaneth "Good Riddance"?
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Verena 8 months ago
As a German, the videos of the speeches of Trump and his club are awfully familiar. We saw them at school, in history lessons covering the 1930s, and every around this time of the year there are tons of documentaries on TV. The likenesses to the speech and actions are hauntig. Other Europeans realize it a bit less, but do recognize the similarities. Unfortunately the vast majority of the US citizens and other people living there have no clue. Putin, as multi-lingual highly trained spy, with work experience in other countries, does see see it, too, and knows exactly which buttons to push.
person (i think) 8 months ago
A lot of us see it. And a lot of us are at a loss as to what to do about it. Many people are fighting, but not enough. And so many things are happening so fast that it is hard not to feel helpless. I am not saying that as an excuse; i think I am saying that as a request for guidance
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Phobrek 8 months ago
On Monday, DOGE put the entire Institute of Library and Museum Services on leave. This is going to wreck various libraries and museums around the country, many of which rely on funding via the ILMS. Along with cuts to education, veterans affairs... it's almost as if they're trying to destroy the country....
Trillian 8 months ago
Not 'almost'. This is planned and aimed at education and science. Because people who know nothing have to believe everything.
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Svenne O'Lotta 8 months ago
You Americans should look to France to see how they historically handles tyrants. Just a suggestion.
Tamra 8 months ago
It has absolutely crossed my mind. Almost on a daily basis. And I'm sure I'm not alone.
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Rosecrucian Roeth 8 months ago
Here in Canada we are getting requests from American scientists to move here where they are still free to say what they want without being forced to say what the government wants!
Regina Holt 8 months ago
Instead of luring the best and the brightest foreigners to murica, other countries are luring our best and brightest to them.
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Nils Skirnir 8 months ago
tbf US does have a lot of d**g cartels. Everything from the Miami River PD to the Hells Angels
Vinny DaPooh 8 months ago
You're thinking too small... Pfizer, Roche, Johnson & Johnson, AstraZeneca...
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DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
And it's usually people from the U.S. bringing the stuff into the country. js.
M B 8 months ago
Us exporting all the gun supplies to foreign cartels too...
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 8 months ago
This would definitely be the pharmaceutical industry.
ManuelQue 8 months ago
I read a story written by a woman whose husband died of a fentynal o******e. She said policing the borders does nothing. China sends the ingredients for the d**g to the U.S.and most of the supply gets manufactured well within the U.S. borders.
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago
People were cooking up m**h in bathtubs for generations. This is no surprise to anyone. The d**g scare (war on d***s that was supposed to be over) is just another excuse for poor immigration policy.
Load More Replies... HappyShannon12 8 months ago
The US may get its d***s from Mexico, but the US supplies Mexican Cartels with most of their weapons and it's the US's voracious appetite for d***s that fuels the cartels and their violent ways. Seems like the US is not the only victim here
Lotekguy 8 months ago
Let's find out if she will run against Trump when he tries for his third term. Looks like an upgrade to me.
CatD 8 months ago
The US is a misogynistic country. Trump vs Clinton, a woman, won by a hair. Trump vs Biden, a man, lost by 8.1 million votes. Trump vs Harris, a woman, won by 2.5 million votes. The pattern is clear.
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Damned_Cat 8 months ago
He must have been driving in my town. We have potholes that could snap a Sherman tank in half
Robert T 8 months ago
The most amazing POS in the whole world ever! Very glad that they are not allowed on our roads.
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
If I were religious I would add an "amen," but you get the point.
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 8 months ago
Strong in this owner, the Alternative Reality it is.
Helen Rohrlach 8 months ago
At this point in time, aliens turning up would be a relief.
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Robert Beveridge 8 months ago
So they're not potholes, they're Tesla land mines. Suddenly driving in Ohio is a little more satisfying.
Lara Verne 8 months ago
I don't know whether is this truck amazing or not, but it's definitely the most ridiculous-looking truck
If you happen to be unaware, the Onion is an American satirical digital media company and newspaper organization that publishes “articles” on international, national, and local news. The company is currently based in Chicago, but originated as a weekly print publication on August 29, 1988, in Madison, Wisconsin.
The Onion began publishing online in early 1996, which is what it is best known for. You can actually still find physical print copies of the Onion out there. In 2007, they began publishing satirical news audio and video online as the Onion News Network. The print edition ceased in 2013, coinciding with the establishment of Onion Labs, an advertising agency.
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Svenne O'Lotta 8 months ago
Thank you for this insightful and useful comment
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Featherytoad 8 months ago
I'm an embarrassed American with everything that is going on, and on top of it, I'm in FL.
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Cyndielouwhoo 8 months ago
His ignorance reinforces the importance of higher education for all!
SlothyK8 8 months ago
Florida is a lost cause. The people who live there and that have a modicum of common sense should move elsewhere, and the rest can sink with the state when climate change inundates the whole sorry thing.
CatD 8 months ago
It will be after hurricane season with Trump cutting FEMA.
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superfluous 8 months ago
"A professor at Boise State University, Yenor has written extensively on what he sees as the dangers of diversity, equity and inclusion efforts in higher education as well as the declines of traditional marriage and birth rates in the U.S. He's also a former fellow at The Heritage Foundation, which proposed Project 2025 as a policy blueprint for a hard-right turn in American government and society." Speaking at the National Conservatism Conference in 2021, Yenor detailed what he sees as the “evils” of feminism, labeled “independent women” as “medicated, meddlesome and quarrelsome” and decried colleges and universities as "the citadels of our gynecocracy” — a form of government run by women. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/desantis-appointee-scott-yenor-says-women-should-become-mothers/3511328/. I am not normally a violent person, but he really sounds like someone I would want to punch.
Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
Out of my way folks, I brought a baseball bat.
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
I was thinking proctologist because he has his head up his a*s.
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Mel Colley 8 months ago
Republicans don't even try and hide their B.S. AND.. They still get re elected. BUT.. It's the people that still keep putting them back in.
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Depressed Lesbian(she/they/he) 8 months ago
Only some of them. And clean water is a human right.
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The Scout 8 months ago
Clean water has been defined as a basic human right by the United Nations - 195 out of 196 countries did agree. Guess which one did not...
person (i think) 8 months ago
We Americans like to to keep our humans from having rights. Freedom from having rights?
Load More Replies... Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 8 months ago
Am I the only one that seems to think that Florida and Texas seem to be in a "Hold my beer, and watch this..." stupidity contest?
UKGrandad 8 months ago
Utah entered the competition last week. It has banned the addition of fluoride to mains water supplies because the state governor believes RFK's claims that it is poisoning people.
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Despite its satirical nature, The Onion's articles are sometimes mistaken for real news, leading to confusion among people who didn’t look at the source of the “article.” This confusion often arises because the articles mimic the tone and format of traditional news outlets, making it challenging for some individuals to discern satire from reality.
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
Called it! "She had only one chance to persuade him, and by extension Blue Cross and Blue Shield (BCBS) of Texas, to continue covering intensive outpatient care for Moore, a patient she had come to know well over the past few months."
Load More Replies... Andrew Galinauskas 8 months ago
but Luigi is the bad guy, not the ceos literally shortening the lives of millions.
superfluous 8 months ago
Luigi is the bad guy to the rich. He must be put to death as an example. So no one else would dare to do the same.
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Clara Williams 8 months ago
This happened to me however I live in WA. Insurance figured I didn't need therapy any longer if I was feeling better. Do you think they'll stop my husband's statins because his cholesterol has improved? What do they think happens when you stop any sort of therapeutic treatment?
David McKendrick 8 months ago
If her mental health treatment hadn't been working they'd have cut it off because it wasn't working.
Le Lurking Normie 8 months ago
I am begining to heal! -Really? You don't need it anymore, then. -But... -Come back when you are miserable again.
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
My heart is absolutely broken, especially after yesterday's article on BP about how they fired a woman who is a woman after she reported a complaint from some d*****s man who didn't find her womanly enough when he saw her go into the women's room. F**k you, WalMart, and the obscene creature you rode in on.
CatD 8 months ago
Wow, just read that. So far since 2017 2 cis woman were killed because someone thought they were trans. Like THAT made it okay.🤦
Load More Replies... Robert Beveridge 8 months ago
of COURSE we're stressed. No one, and I mean no one right down to the Walton family, shops at Wal-Mart because we WANT to. We're there because it's the only place we can afford. So, yeah, having to spend 90% of your food budget at the only store in town you can tends to be a strossor.
Leah Banks 8 months ago
What type of stressed behaviour are we talking? Is this a new thing? Because I've literally seen in Walmart's, criminal take downs, men on d***s masturbating, homeless men peeing on the floor, and just recently someone in my town died in a Walmart oven. Those type of stressed behaviours, or do you mean "shoplifting"?
Vivian McBride 8 months ago
Thank goodness the nearest Wal*mart to me is 14 mi and a toll bridge away from me.
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Cathleen Cummings 8 months ago
A******s! Typical American capitalist BS -- companies are never held accountable.
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
I know! Sadly it is obscene acts like this that make so many people idolise a man who (allegedly) shot and killed another man.
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cj be like 8 months ago
I don't idolize Luigi but i can understand a lot of the reasons why he probably did it. it's a sad sad capitalist world we're forced to live in
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Barry Reinitz 8 months ago
While the justice dept wants the death penalty for luigi. Doesnt add up
Lilli Belisle 8 months ago (edited)
But if he killed the garbage collector instead he would've gotten 5yr prison sentence.
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I'm so glad Australia has stayed strong and stopped Trump affecting the prices of pharmaceuticals. No way do we want our healthcare going the way of America.
Asmodeus Hare 8 months ago
Luigi is in custody. They think he's the only one ballsy enough to do that.
Load More Replies...The Onion's ability to craft headlines that closely resemble genuine news stories contributes to this phenomenon. In some instances, the satirical headlines have even prefigured real events, further blurring the line between satire and reality. After all, it’s hard to argue against the idea that some current events aren’t just as bizarre and absurd as something you’d see on the aforementioned page.
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
Just another reason why Wyoming has the smallest population of any of the US states. They've killed everyone else off.
Lila Allen 8 months ago
Wyoming. Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
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keyboardtek 8 months ago
Soon to come: Trump is allowing more arsenic into our drink water supply.
Pferdchen 8 months ago
Trump Wants to Convince the World That Climate Change Is a Good Thing - Associated Press. I checked, the date was 3/31, not 4/1. And I see we already have a proselytizer here in the comments (or was the post sarcasm?) https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/epa-offers-industrial-polluters-a-way-to-avoid-rules-on-mercury-arsenic-and-other-toxic-chemicals/ar-AA1BNkUR
DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
Why are any of these people in power? It's certainly NOT for skill.
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago
Do you think Yana knows that cutting trees down RAISES global CO2 levels? I feel we should give people such as Yana what they want, and fill their rooms with CO2 while they sleep.
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Dimitri Verschueren 8 months ago
or Simon and Garfunkel, they already released the sound of Silence.
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Maples Dad 8 months ago
But they'll still work alongside companies that need you to remortgage your home to buy a concert ticket.
Paul Sloan 8 months ago
It’s great! Every time I listen to that album I hear something different!
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
What do we want? We want fake justice! When do we want it? We want it now!
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🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking 8 months ago
Am I missing something here, or would justice be better served by simply letting the fake cops deal with the fake call centre?
David 8 months ago
Link below is the story. From the story, it appears the reason the real cops were able to catch the imposters is one of them was dumb enough to take a cell phone. The police just tracked the cell phone to the perps. https://www.hindustantimes.com/cities/chandigarh-news/chandigarh-retired-colonel-wife-lose-3-4-cr-to-digital-arrest-scam-101743539571309.html
Robert Beveridge 8 months ago
Your arrest is important to us. [alt: we're reaching out to you about your handcuffs' extended warranty]
The Onion's realistic satirical style and its ability to closely mimic traditional news reporting can lead some readers to mistake its fictional articles for actual news, highlighting the importance of media literacy in distinguishing between satire and legitimate journalism. While it wasn’t exactly the page’s intention, it’s probably a good lesson for readers in 2025 to pay attention to sources and not just be tricked by tone.
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April Pickett 8 months ago
Let's see: no education, hoods so that no one can see them if they are outside, having to be escorted by a male relative to go anywhere. Now, no windows. Of course, the men who look in those windows aren't punished. With all that material they're using to shroud the women, no one's heard of curtains?
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Anton 8 months ago
What the h*ll is wrong with this world.. the world leaders are insane. How did we get to this point? I honestly dont know.. EVERYONE should be able just live there lives without being restricted by goverment.. and also f Trump
Carrie B 8 months ago
Religion is what happened. The root of most evil things.
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 8 months ago
What's the next reich-wing "hold my beer" executive order to protect women?
Lexi 8 months ago
What's next, chaining them to a wall in solid grey box that only their father or husband can enter? Some men really need to take a long walk off a high building
MarTa 8 months ago
But who's going to clean, cook and serve them then? /s
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 8 months ago
I don't see any women. Must have worked. Waiting for Texas and Florida to follow suit.
Nikole 8 months ago
Anything south of the Mason-Dixon, and some “bonus” western states.
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Marnie 8 months ago
F**k those perverted Taliban!! They are sexual deviants of the worst sort.
CatD 8 months ago (edited)
Evangelical Trumpians are just as bad. A Republican politician from Idaho was recently sentenced to 10 years for SxAslt of a minor.
Load More Replies... sakkiejoukokassbelief 8 months ago
You know, if the men weren't such ugly, camel sh@gging mongrels, they wouldn't have to hide their much better looking half's from the rest of the world and their wirey bearded cuntry men.
Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
As a man, I reckon it's because a lot of men are scared of women, they know that many women are stronger and more intelligent than the men would like and they feel threatened. They know that women have to exist for the human race to continue, so they treat them like breeding stock. A lot of scared little boys in the school playground ganging up to bully anything they don't understand.
Load More Replies... Lynda Loyacono 8 months ago (edited)
I've always said that men don't love women, they only love each other, their d***s and their dogs. I'm not wrong.
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Blondie23 8 months ago
I can no longer get pregnant so I am safe.. but I have two teen age daughters and I am terrified for them..... It's becoming a very scary world!
DragonofMordor 8 months ago
Yup. If I could still get pregnant, I would definitely have moved out of Texas by now.
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Andrew Galinauskas 8 months ago
and we were all told we were being dramatic when we pointed out that this is where we're heading.
Nils Skirnir 8 months ago
She was arrested for improper disposal of a fetus. In Georgia, even a one week old fetus that might inadvertently drop into a toilet or on a pad, is considered a body and subject to all bodily burial laws.
lenka 8 months ago (edited)
Implantation takes place between 6 and 12 days after conception. At 1 week you are not pregnant at all and on the unlikely chance that you are, you would NOT be aware of it, nor would you test positive on a pregnancy test. That is because there are not enough pregnancy hormones to support growth of a fetus. There are no hormones because it is not yet a fetus. It is a bunch of cells that are starting to multiply. If those cells do not implant on the uterus wall all you are going to be burying is blood and cells. And then, we bleed for 3-7 days. Are we supposed to hold a burial for every tampon and menstrual pad we use over those days? Because no one can know at what point those cells come out.
Load More Replies... Rosecrucian Roeth 8 months ago
Only in Murica, home of the .....................what is it they say again? I seem to have forgotten in all the chaos.
CatD 8 months ago
Evangelical Trumpians. They're certainly not Christian.
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
I worked with a school district in the Southern US who allowed a boy to pass through school due to his ability to play football. He was unhappy that he couldn't get into college because he couldn't pass the most basic exams and won a lawsuit. It was heartbreaking.
Cosmos in your eyes 8 months ago (edited)
I feel like that story is a perfect summary of where America as a whole is right now.
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Paulina 8 months ago (edited)
So, for all wondering how's that possible, I read the reports & here is the TL;DR for you: Alyssa was born in Puerto Rico and her first language was Spanish, she went to school already living in the USA (moved when 5yo). From the start she exhibited symptoms of learning disability that were ignored by school. Mother does not speak English and was often mislead by school officials as to what's done for her daughter. It was only in second/sophomore year of highschool that she finally received a "education teacher & case manager" to address her learning difficulty, but that person was reportedly bullying and harassing Alyssa in front of others and consequently was dismissed. In 11th grade Alyssa starts to advocate for herself and towards the end of highschool finally receives proper testing for learning disability. Until now she survived by help of peers and text-to-speech apps, because her own skills of reading and writing halted at first grade level. She's suing basically for neglect.
Tamra 8 months ago
Because Trump is dismantling the Department of Education, more children like her will be falling through the cracks. It's appalling.
Load More Replies... Hippopotamuses 8 months ago
Is she of such low intelligence that she didn't notice these problems? If so, fair enough.
Nils Skirnir 8 months ago
That was my thought, but somehow, even though she can’t read or write she got in the University of Connecticut. She’s clever enough to have recorded lessons, then memorized them, and passed written tests. There are some very clever people who just can’t learn to read.
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weatherwitch 8 months ago
This is absolutely insane. What were the teachers doing? But also she had to have done so much work to get this far, her memory must be amazing.
HappyShannon12 8 months ago
Talk to text software, help from peers, disregarded by teachers thinking she had a learning disability. Click the link in the bottom left to get full story
Load More Replies... Lynda Loyacono 8 months ago (edited)
In 2000, while living in Austin, TX, I met many, many "college" students that were just f*****g dumb. They couldn't spell and their handwriting was that of kindergartners, no exaggeration. I'll never forget this note a wealthy college gal left for me stating not to park in a certain area so my truck "won't get toed". She never attended classes, drove a $30,000- SUV and lived in a condo bought and paid for by the parents. Currently in San Marcos, it is a very common and well-known fact at how completely incompetent and stupid the college kids are here. They run the town and it shows in the poorly operated businesses. It's all over people. We don't have a prayer.
CatD 8 months ago
Remember, Republican politicians in Texas have been in charge of the Texas curriculum for the last 29 years. When I took Texas history they were saying that Texas still had the right to secede.🤦
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Rebecca Taylor 8 months ago
This is a common accurance in KY And I knew a boy who they kept in 2 grade for 3 years.
After all, it’s easy to say that you do your research when doing things online, but the reality is that we’ve gotten so used to browsing huge amounts of information that we often don’t stop and check. April 1st is no longer the only day where multiple entities are trying to trick you anymore.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 8 months ago
I might be mistaken, but could you have meant Flori-Doh...
Load More Replies... The Scout 8 months ago
Did you hear about the teacher who was detained at the aiport? He supposedly was a member of the Al Gebra network and carried weapons of math instruction...
Janelle Collard 8 months ago
The Orange Dictator "loves" the poorly educated. He said so himself.
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
D**n. Just when you thought Florida couldn't get any stupider, here you are.
Khavrinen 8 months ago
"Al Gebra is a Mooslim terrorist plot!!!" -- Florida parents objecting to having their kids "indoctrinated".
David Morgan 8 months ago
They are probably in favour of Al Cohol though.
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Tamra 8 months ago (edited)
Hypocrisy, thy name is Republican. Instead of naming themselves the "party of law and order", it should be the "party of hypocrisy".
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Johnnynatfan 8 months ago
Fox "News" Is such a f*****g joke and part of the reason this country is in the situation we are in now. Constant lies and covering for that fat f**k Trump
Robert Millar 8 months ago
One piece of BS in a sea of BS. Fox will say ANYTHING to get attention.
Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
Lets see: Establishing a religion, check... ignoring separation of powers, check... Perverting the 4th ...check..I COULD go on, but...
pfeils wife 8 months ago
Fox Entertainment's Jesse Watters sends message to Zelensky: “We run the world. This is America's world. He's our proxy. This world — this ends when we say it ends. It doesn't end when Zelensky — if he wants to go it alone, go it alone. I'm glad we helped him. Russia invaded, we got his back. At first it was the right thing to do. But now it's not. Now the war's over and he doesn't recognize it's over, and reality's going to eat this guy alive if he doesn't recognize this.” --- ****** This is the kind of sh!t maga is listening to. I wish I could sue Fox for brainwashing so many people.
DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
Faux"News" at it again. Also, it's important to remember that when they were sued they famously said that they are for entertainment and not news.
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 8 months ago
Ummm... They are falsely outraged about Cursive, but somehow they are okay with Republican led Florida wanting to remove Algebra and English from graduation exams? And, a DeSantis appointee saying that women should just have babies, instead of pursuing higher education degrees? Bunch of CWOHS Muck Fuppets.
Scott Rackley 8 months ago
https://www.senate.gov/about/origins-foundations/senate-and-constitution/constitution.htm There ya go, plain text, what is your problem.
David Morgan 8 months ago
No. It's worse than that. They do this s**t knowingly and deliberately.
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Analyn Lahr 8 months ago
Pretty sure it's them who want to keep kids from reading the Constitution since MAGA isn't following it.
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
Let's see who is targeted next in some way, shape, or form by the government for trying to give some people the same chances that others were born with by sheer luck. So many people think that by levelling the playing field they are taking away others' "rights" to continue allowing privilege to continue.
TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago (edited)
The US government did send some letters to french companies recently pushing them to roll back their programms or having to explain in detail why they won't do so.
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Jennifer Chaffin 8 months ago
It's sad that we think of progress as win lose. If someone who has been marginalized has access to the same opportunity as you, and beats you to that opportunity because they are more qualified....Instead of taking it as a lesson, you cannot admit or address your own shortcomings, so like a petulant child you insist the rules of the game be changed into something you think favors you.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 8 months ago
Remember the times when Goldman Sachs & JPMorgan were (fully deserved) the bad guys?
Fred L. 8 months ago
That was ... about every day, right? Good for them if they manage to not cave in (still a few years left to do so) but that does hardly undo their overall actions.
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Skogsrået 8 months ago
Meanwhile Ericsson are changing their policies to please Trump, they also donated millions to his campaign when he was running for president.
Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
D**n, now I can't say I am opposed to everything Jamie stands for.
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago
Yes you can, this is a money grab just like Disney.
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Anxious&Bored Bear 8 months ago
And then the hospital charged them an outrageous amount for it.
Nils Skirnir 8 months ago
It’s common in 27 states. In some cases parents lost rights to all their children https://www.themarshallproject.org/2024/12/11/pregnant-hospital-d**g-test-medicine
CK 8 months ago
Taking newborn babies away from their parents (except in cases where the parents are actually dangerous) is truly evil. It's a critical time both for bonding and for recovery.
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tameson 8 months ago
It isn't a HIPAA violation to report suspected child abuse, which d**g abuse during pregnancy. The problem is that medical staff, often social workers, just see the d**g test result from the newborn and have no way of knowing that the d**g was prescribed to the mother during the birth.
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Shouldn't the hospitals then be done for supplying d***s then in this Sheer stupidity??
Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
D**n, guess my grandson will get jailed for his Morphine use during his coma.
Rosecrucian Roeth 8 months ago
Wouldn't surprise me, Murica. Sad commentary for the home of the free and land of the modern day slavers.
Christina A Davis 8 months ago
That's why we don't have Universal Health Care here. They can't make money off of it.
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Hippopotamuses 8 months ago
Just as well I have shīt conversations with Alexa. She won't commit to our relationship. Nothing; nada!
Jeff Hunt 8 months ago
That can’t be right. I keep asking Alexa if she’s spying on me and she says no. I love and trust her.
Robert T 8 months ago (edited)
Tell the whole story, please. This only applies to some of the later devices which have sufficient processing power to do local voice processing. On early devices all recordings go to the cloud anyway. A recording is just what is captured after it is triggered by the wakeword. You can actually use the app to review your own recordings. It is incredibly dull - though mine probably wouldn't get through BP's swearofiilter!
Nikole 8 months ago
Yeah I just asked Alexa about the recording and she… lord, it… said only when it is prompted by the wake word. Hmm…
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iBlank 8 months ago
why did Alexa suddenly start asking me random questions? Like my mothers maiden name and my high school mascot?
howdylee 8 months ago
Well all she records in my house is my kids telling her to "go back to the beginning" of the song that just started 5 seconds ago, repeat 100 times, then I tell her to turn off the lights.
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
“'Sorry your loved one died, best we can do is a hot meal' was the holiday greeting Impact Plastics’ management chose to send last month to the families of the workers who perished in the catastrophic flooding at their plant during Hurricane Helene in September. Instead of accepting responsibility for their role in the tragedy, the Erwin, Tennessee, company sent $100 gift cards to the grieving families in December. This callous act is a stark illustration of the capitalist class’s utter disregard for the lives, and deaths, of the working class. The families of the deceased, along with surviving employees, received gift cards to McDonald’s, Walmart and Pal’s, another fast-food restaurant in the area."
Alyce 8 months ago
Serious question: what exactly does "accepting responsibility " look like? Apologies, wergild, a chance to slap the CEO?
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Grumpy Old Broad 8 months ago
Company's gonna be paying a helluva lot more for all the workers comp death claims. Bet they didn't think about that.
Cathy Carey 8 months ago
I worked at McDs as a "manager", showed up Every shift and was nice to everyone - the GM gave me a $10 gift card. I almost threw it into the garbage in front of her.
#22
Lotekguy 8 months ago (edited)
If you trip and fall into a pothole on one of those roads do you get super powers?
David 8 months ago
For anyone wondering, it is phosphogypsum, a byproduct of mining / producing phosphate fertilizer. It's not highly radioactive but it's also not NOT radioactive. As the radium 226 decays, it emits radon. They have about 20 billion tons of it to try to figure out what to do with. The article below says the road material idea was also considered back in the 80s. Bottom line seems to be not enough info for EPA to be sure it is/isn't safe enough to use in construction. https://www.npr.org/2023/07/17/1188181247/floridas-idea-to-use-radioactive-waste-in-road-construction-is-unsafe-critics-sa
Forrest Hobbs 8 months ago
It might sound crazy, but using this stuff for roads might be a better idea than it first seems. Radon is produced by lots of naturally occurring minerals. If you spread a source of radon out in the open, the gas will dilute to trivial levels and probably not cause any health problems. If you try to keep all the stuff in the one place, then you can have problems. Old granite houses in the UK sometimes have dangerous levels of radon due to modern double glazing, modern doors, and boarded up fireplaces: once you get rid of the drafts, you can get trouble. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radon#Domestic-level_exposure
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Tamra 8 months ago
Yes she is, unfortunately. I fully support her not being paid a cent.
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
And management wonders why "people just don't want to work these days."
Rosecrucian Roeth 8 months ago
People can't be ar$ed to work for ar$$holes!
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
However, who didn't know this was coming with one or more of these companies?
Petra Peitsch 8 months ago
Khm, with like all of them. I would never trust a profit-oriented company with my genetical data, although in Europe we have more strict laws in this field. But in the end, profit is profit.
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Erin Geiger 8 months ago
My grandfather was a criminologist and forensic scientist. He founded the crime lab in Orange County, CA in the late 40’s. When DNA science was up and coming in the late 80’s I remember him telling me to NEVER volunteer to give DNA, ever.
Zoe Vokes 8 months ago
But why? Unless I’ve committed a crime and don’t want to be caught, what is the problem with the government having my DNA? I know it’s a privacy issue but I don’t understand why somebody having my DNA could hurt me, a non criminal.
Load More Replies... Data1001 8 months ago
Yeah, I'm even leery about uploading my photo to these sites which purport to do 'fun' things with them (make you into a cartoon, a painting, etc.). I mean, there's a lot of my personal info available online to somebody if they really wanted to go digging, but that doesn't mean I have to hasten that along.
CatD 8 months ago
I have no Facebook or anything else like that. Random people don't need to know that much about you.
Load More Replies... Zoe Vokes 8 months ago
I’m too stupid to know what this means. Other than the police catching criminals using DNA (or find familial connections to criminals) what can somebody do with your DNA?
#26
TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago
I don't understand how people can choose a noisy, stinky creature that messes up the home while being extreme expensive to feed over owning a dog, which is clearly the better option
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 8 months ago
Hey, that is Cat discrimination!
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HardBoiledBlonde 8 months ago
Veterinarians now have the highest rates of self harm than any profession.
April Pickett 8 months ago
$178.00/month is much less expensive than caring for a baby. Vet bills are less than what pediatric doctors charge. You can even get pet insurance that will help cover vet bills, people can get health insurance, too.
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago
Or just people, in general, regardless of age?
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Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 8 months ago
I wouldn't have a child in today's economy either. There is a high chance that neither of my children will have children, and I'm ok with this. I'd suck as a grandparent, anyway.
Dariusz M. D. 8 months ago
Big investment funds noticed that. They are scooping small veterinary practicies. Vet fees are through the roof. People are abandoning their pets because they cannot afford to pay.
#27
Lila Allen 8 months ago
That's how it should work. Her grandma m******d someone. She deserves to go to jail and the victim's family deserves justice.
Load More Replies... Panda Kicki 8 months ago
IIRC the grandmother killed her young child and dumped the body. I totally support this use of DNA.
Trophy Husband 8 months ago
I'm kind of okay with this... As long as she didn't murder the CEO of a company, if she did she should get immunity!
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago
Not just any company. Insurance or automotive.
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Snowkit 8 months ago
My grandma was an illegal immigrant a few decades ago (not anymore) so I now know what I will NOT be doing…
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago
Murdering children? Pretty sure 23&me went broke last week
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Puppy Dancing! 8 months ago
This is why I checked yes on sharing my DNA with law enforcement. Cheers violent relatives!
Rebecca Taylor 8 months ago
actually if they woman killed someone I am glad they finally caught her.
Earonn - 8 months ago
It's good that the murder got solved, but the issue is: how did the police got hold of the DNA sample? If the company sold/gave it to the police, what stops them from giving YOUR DNA information to your health insurer? What stops the police from abusing the access to your DNA? Oh, they are all such upstanding citizens, right? They'd never do that. Just like they'd never beat up black men, k**l sleeping black women, r**e children...
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago
Congratulations. Welcome to the conversation, Earonn.
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Lyoness 8 months ago
https://www.unilad.com/news/us-news/tiktok-cold-case-ancestry-dna-grandmother-arrest-755244-20241123
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Ahnjunwan 8 months ago
That is not unusual, he should have barked, i am not joking. Many thai people i know are very afraid of ghosts, so when you make "human" sounds they are scared, but if you bark they think a dog fell in the well and will come to rescue him
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking 8 months ago
Excellent! I love the insight into human psychology, local traditions and beliefs, and the thoroughly efficient solution. Thank you. 😀
Load More Replies... David 8 months ago
Imagine being so superstitious that you'd decide "ghost" before ruling out human or animal.
Lorraine R 8 months ago (edited)
That's not superstition, it's really just a part of their worldview: ghosts exist, and it's best not to mess with them.
Load More Replies... Robert Beveridge 8 months ago
"About a year or two ago, some fella named Wyndelius came through; said he was some kind of a treasure hunter. I warned him not to go in there, just like I warned you. The very next night we heard screams from the barrow, and that was it. We never saw him again."
keyboardtek 8 months ago
In the USA those cries for help would be mistaken for Jesus' return and a pastor would make a zillion dollars selling admittance to believers to come and hear Jesus' cries.
Marlene Ricker 8 months ago
How stupid can people be and still live! This is one of the stupidest things I have heard of in a long time!
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago
The entire village knew the guy was down there, they just don't like that dude. Once they were busted they had to think fast, "we all thought he was already dead".
#29
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
I hope Denmark sends them back a reply about sticking the eggs where the sun doesn't shine after the aggressive way Trump has been trying to steal Greenland.
Pernille 8 months ago
European eggs can't be exported to the US as they are not washed. And noone will start washing eggs to please the orange Adolf.
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Corwin 02 8 months ago
But hey keep firing people who can do something about the bird flu , cause that works so well
Thanos'Fingers 8 months ago (edited)
To be clear, bird flu is not and has never been the issue. Does nobody remember 2022? Midst of COVID, bird flu rampant, farmers complaining they would be out of business. Then come end of year what happened? Egg farmers by and large ALL reported record-level profits for the year. For every year they b***h about a bird flu, I will not buy a single egg in that year. F those guys. They just took a page from Big Oil's playbook ("oh we don't have enough oil, we need to charge $4 a gallon!")
Load More Replies... Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 8 months ago
Dear President Trump, After careful consideration in regards to your request for the Kingdom of Denmark 🇩🇰, to increase our export of eggs, to the United States of America 🇺🇸, to assist you with your campaign promises, to lower the cost of groceries, specifically eggs. And, also taking into account your increasing interestingly opinionated reasons for demanding that we cede (just give you) the territory of Greenland 🇬🇱. We have come to the decision that you should; "Du skulle bare gå og sutte en masse æg. Du oppustet orange spild af menneskelig plads." Sincerely, King of Denmark Frederik X (Frederik André Henrik Christian).
DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
Guess Trump wasn't all he was c*****d up to be? I'll see myself out.
Three Possums in a Coat 8 months ago
They Should offer assistance in exchange for the ownership of California
Analyn Lahr 8 months ago
"We're going to take Greenland! And since we're being to neighborly, can we borrow some eggs?"
Janelle Collard 8 months ago
US eggs are refrigerated. I think I've read European ones are not.
Corwin 02 8 months ago
Because the US washes them with chlorine removing the protective layer
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Panda Kicki 8 months ago
I dont get it 3 eggs or 3 boxes of eggs? I saw people with 3 eggs in their hands walking around.
Lilli Belisle 8 months ago
When I came home with a carton of eggs I discovered there was one missing!!!😨
Load More Replies... Rosecrucian Roeth 8 months ago
Maybe they should drop them off from the next SAS flight to LA...........before landing that is:)
#30
Lynda Nesbitt 7 months ago
Whatever Mangione thinks, murdering another human being because one disagrees with the policy of an industry is insanity-and he deserves to fry for it.
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Johnnynatfan 8 months ago
Well no s**t? We the f*****g people have been screaming that for decades!
CK 8 months ago
The insurance companies are only one part of the broken system. There's also quite a bit of artificial scarcity in healthcare, and that's coming from the suppliers.
superfluous 8 months ago
How about healthcare groups buying each other up, becoming mega health systems, closing underperforming (rural) offices and hospitals, treating their workers like s**t and paying them s**t? Would that also be part of the problem?
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keyboardtek 8 months ago
If justice was applied to him as equally as justice is applied to the rich, he should go free. He was just expressing his freedom of speech!
Andrew Galinauskas 8 months ago
well I'm sure that'll get their attention faster than a strongly worded letter.
ManuelQue 8 months ago
If it's not purchased by April 5th it is banned in the U.S.
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Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
One of the most hysterical things in the early-mid aughts. Detroit 3 offshored some engineering functions, then when it arrived and didn't work, it had to be re-shipped back to China for repair. THAT didn't last long.
#33
Tamra 8 months ago
Trumpers will not admit they made a mistake in support of that man. They will not admit when he makes a mistake or does something wrong. It's the most extraordinary case of mass group-think and delusion that I've seen in my lifetime.
Skogsrået 8 months ago
They both voted for Trump, i guess in the end you get what you deserve lol.
Regina Holt 8 months ago
Call me horrible, but sometimes I wonder if he could just do what Jim Jones did with his cult in 1978.
Gunný Petersen 8 months ago
Ohh it would to much of a beautiful dream if he would copy Jim Jones with him and his cult to dissapear from this earth together!!
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Radek Suski 8 months ago
voter of what? I mean I assume of whom but stil, the title makes not much sense
#34
Forrest Hobbs 8 months ago
I wish I didn't know this stuff. "[his laywer] said: “He believes that when he is released, he will come out to a big celebration with people cheering and music and wanting to shake his hand. This is obviously not the case". https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cellar-monster-josef-fritzl-out-34665700
A dude who likes to drum 8 months ago (edited)
This case is one of the most disturbing I’ve ever read. If you’re really interested I would recommend looking into the Elizabeth Fritzl case.
Regina Holt 8 months ago
Thank you for the warning. I will not look into the case.
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he lost it when he did what he was put in prison for. he's so far off the deep end now i'm surprised he hasn't drowned
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TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago
One of the characteristics of a developed nation is the easy access to clean drinking water....
Rosecrucian Roeth 8 months ago
Murica hasn't acted like a developed country for a while now.
Load More Replies... keyboardtek 8 months ago
And Trump relaxed EPA limits of how much arsenic is allowed in our drinking water.
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 8 months ago
We are fastly becoming an undeveloped developed country. No safe air, water, food, etc.
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
Yum! If I go back to visit my family in the US I'll be sure not to drink the water and buy bottled beverages instead.
Agfox 8 months ago
Ahem, you may want to ensure you buy glass bottles https://edition.cnn.com/2024/01/08/health/bottled-water-nanoplastics-study-wellness/index.html
Load More Replies... Regina Holt 8 months ago
RFK Jr used to be an environmental attorney, fighting against this kind of stuff. That brain worm did so much damage.
#36
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
"18 Dec 2024 — Two men from Rochester, New York, who grew their own cannabis died from pneumonia after being exposed to a harmful fungus in bat poop they'd used as fertilizer." Is New York trying to compete with Florida?
Nina 8 months ago
Yeah, this does sound more like something that follow 'Florida man..'
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Nils Skirnir 8 months ago
Both had chronic lung illnesses and died from smoking the marjuana, which was infected with a bat fungus
Hippopotamuses 8 months ago
I'm not sure that this makes sense. Eating bats, yes. But using bat guano as fertiliser... I'm not sure?
XenoMurph 8 months ago
Depends on how the fertiliser is composted. Looks like it grew harmful fungal spores rather than nice healthy bacteria.
Load More Replies... Nancy Parker 8 months ago
Yeah, fungal pneumonia is the absolute pits. But handling any manure calls for an N95 or better mask.
Rebecca Taylor 8 months ago
Was it histoplasmosis. It is very dangerous. My husband got sick from mowing a lawn in the Ohio river bassin and this fungus attacked his body and he lost an eye from it and it was devistating to him for he was an artist.
#37
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 8 months ago
According to the bible, Jesus also wasn't a hateful brown-nosing little POS but here we are, Karoline
General Anaesthesia 8 months ago (edited)
He didn't have a press secretary either, yet there you are.
Regina Holt 8 months ago
I looked into this, wanted to see the words coming from her mouth and hear if there was a gasp from the press. Sadly, this rumor is not true. Someone started it as a meme. But, the fact that it was believed by so many people just points to the fact that there have been so many BS statements coming from her that this one doesn't seem out of the ordinary.
Lara Verne 8 months ago
So, since she believes in Jesus, she doesn't have electricity either, right? Right?
#38
Hippopotamuses 8 months ago
Release their own water, or someone else's? If it was their own water, it probably wouldn't have helped that much.
merlin 8 months ago (edited)
😆😆 iirc because they were not employees, they couldn't do s.h.i.t. so they stood in front of this map and took a photo and it became "news "
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Sue User 8 months ago
Strike Ireland off list. Quickly running out of " countries to immigrate to".
XenoMurph 8 months ago
Don't worry us Irish aren't so stupid. He's being laughed out of the country. Our current president is about 150cm, with wild white hair, and a wicked sense of humour, but an intellectual collossus. Our last few presidents make Obama look amateurish. McGregor has no chance
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Skogsrået 8 months ago
Great another criminal rapist runs for president, is this a new trend or something?
Chewie Baron 8 months ago
He’s got the same chance of winning that as Trump winning Humanitarian of the Year.
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John O'Donnell 8 months ago
He has to be nominated by a certain amount of elected people to get a nomination, which isn’t going to happen.
Agfox 8 months ago
Conor McGregor could make Ireland even greater by moving permanently to the US & becoming a US citizen (sorry if I'm offending my fellow Pandas)
Earonn - 8 months ago
Yeah, the Irish aren't as fond of rapists as so many in the USA ( who voted for him or didn't vote at all without a good reason)
Lynda Nesbitt 7 months ago
How does a woman end up in a dressing room with a man? Just asking so I understand the "r**e" story (Which is incorrect, btw-the charge for the dressing room twosome was "sexual a*****t.")
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FreeTheUnicorn 8 months ago
She's not in jail because she called the police on the squatters. She's in jail for actual crimes, but she was caught because she called the police. Calm down.
Arabiata Arabiata 8 months ago
The first version was better; I have nothing to be outraged about now.
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David 8 months ago
The articles I can find are somewhat limited on details but it appears to not be as "obvious" as this post makes it seem. The house was a rental, not her primary residence. The 'squatter' was ruled by a judge to not be a squatter. The owner allegedly made "terroristic threats". She deserves to get her house back but it does sound like there are two sides to the story. https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/southeast/georgia-homeowner-arrested-alleged-squatter/
iseefractals 8 months ago
If someone has mail being delivered to the address and has resided at that address for 30 days (or more) they're not considered squatters. So basically, in some jurisdictions, if you cover the rent for ONE 31 day month....that's all you need to do to secure 12-18 months cost free accomodations before the courts manage to kick you out. Squatters have been pulling this c**p with traditional rentals, vacation properties that sit unused for months at a time, HOMES THAT ARE CURRENTLY FOR SALE, for YEARS at this point. There's not two sides, people who engage in this kind of behavior do not have "a side" they're thieves and it's a travesty that Castle doctrine doesn't apply to these situations.
Load More Replies... SheamusFanFrom1987 8 months ago
Respectfully sorry not sorry, but this kinda BS is why I'm pretty happy that I'm living outside of the US of A... -_-"
DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
TIL that the back seat of squad cars have notches for your cuffed hands. The more you know!
#41
Michael None 8 months ago
Wait since s*****e is illegal if you get put on death row you just have to cheer them on and poof no death penalty.
#42
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 8 months ago
He’s not wrong but he’s also still a monster that needs to be punished
Nina 8 months ago
I really ffing hope if there are white men who organise drùgged up sèx parties they also get prosecuted for every victim they made
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 8 months ago
Well the social picking order is quite clear regarding SA: White men, all other men, white (cis) women, all other women 🤮 So yeah, ok, he is being racially discriminated, but BOO FÛCKING HOO, dude!
Azari the Lich 8 months ago
A reminder that his lawyer represented Sadat Hussain (or someone like that) and he refused to represent Diddy!
SkyyCaramba 8 months ago
Saddam Hussein (90s politics was my special interest)
Load More Replies... DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
Diddy, use your new platform to call out these white men! No satire, I mean it. Use it to call them out. We all know who the reference is.
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 8 months ago
Well, you is not wrong. But that still does not mean you are not a complete waste of human space. Also, I definitely would not lead with that argument for your defense you muck fuppet.
#43
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 8 months ago
I think I might’ve read a propublica article on this? Basically the dude was lying to people about what they had to rake in the cash from prescriptions
Blondie23 8 months ago
This is why my husband is taking a beat before getting treatment for his cancer..... he wants more testing to be sure it's right. This is VERY scary!
Grace Note 8 months ago
Oh my days. This is horrible! Chemotherapy sucks so hard so nine years of differing side effects from different chemos. Poor, poor man.
#44
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
You can tell the priority it has been given by the expensive signs they have produced.
Thorsten Massow 8 months ago
A mandatory vaccination like they have have elsewhere might have helped.
#45
DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
I feel like TX and FL are in competition for who can be the most backwards. Hows that jaw feeling from all that sucking?
CariBear 8 months ago
For reasons beyond my control, I will be temporarily living in Texas :/ I like the state for its natural beauty, but the people and politics (especially right now) are another story.
Susan Dobie 8 months ago
I’m an 8th generation Texan. There are lots of good people in Texas. We have a horrible government and way too many people who worship guns. I navigate through the right wing bs daily. Depends on where you live in Texas as well.
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Bored Sailor 8 months ago
Also banned in, Wyoming in 1986, North Dakota in 1987, and 1989 in California
Jan 8 months ago
I read it on my own and discovered why it has to be assigned reading in school. If it wasn't no one would read it at all. It is not an enjoyable read at all and since I am no longer in school, I limit my reading to books that entertain and that bring me joy rather than tedious tomes with supposedly deep meanings that must be deciphered by school children. No need to ban it as most will forget it once they leave school.
Slapdash1 8 months ago
Ah, the perfect customer: not a thought in that head, kept nicely sedated by milquetoast pulp. How's the new Avengers?
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
"Kansas Department for Children and Families Secretary Laura Howard said NPR did a series of investigative stories several years ago about foster care children losing their benefits. States claim the money as reimbursement for the costs of foster care. But governments already have an obligation to pay the costs of foster care under state and federal laws. The result is that only impoverished kids, who receive Social Security benefits because they’re orphans or because they’re disabled or their parents are disabled, get a bill for their own foster care.” Since NPR’s investigation, some states passed legislation to stop the practice, but 36 states still reimburse themselves with the children’s federal benefits. Kansas is the first state to use an executive order to change the practice."
Gracie Jay 8 months ago
I didn’t know about this practice until a family member showed me an itemized like bill showing why the funds were taken out of their check. All the charges were crazy! My mind was blown that the government was charging minors for their own care so when they hit 18 they immediately have a bill of debt. It’s insane! It’s not just foster care either. If you fall on hard times and need to use state/fed resources like that, when your trying to get back on your feet, any check you may get from the government in the future they can use to reimburse themselves for whatever they feel they out when they originally helped you. The state went after my sisters ex for back child support because she needed food stamps. That gave them the right to go after him for $, when they finally found him, tested dna and got confirmation, one kid got like less than 100$ and the other got nothing but an itemized list of charges from the state.
Gracie Jay 8 months ago
This seriously needs to be higher:/ It just shows how pathetic we humans really are.
#48
SkyyCaramba 8 months ago
as a texan, yeah, but apparently our electric grid is less important than THE NAME OF A F*****G STEAK
Load More Replies... Multa Nocte 8 months ago
If it's not Florida every day, it's Texas. Why are they just so dumb there?
#49
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
Why does Fox keep calling itself "FoxNews" after they admitted in court they are just an entertainment organisation?
Michael Largey 8 months ago
Because it's a lie, and that's their specialty.
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Cosmos in your eyes 8 months ago
Ugh, unfortunately, he's my mayor. Another republican announced her plans to run, and while she isn't my favorite, she would be WAY better.
#50
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
It's inconveniencing his afternoon naps and his daily drinks with Pete Hegseth.
Load More Replies... HardBoiledBlonde 8 months ago
Bill Huizenga: 269-569-8595. Muskegon, MI zip codes: 49440, 49441, 49442, 49444. You know what you need to do, now Please do it. Thanks to all who do!
Regina Holt 8 months ago
Congressman are supposed to take calls from their constituents. That is what you are there for. They let you know what is important to them, and you are supposed to work with congress to get the best for your constituents. This repugnican has forgotten that
Sean Stimson 8 months ago
Holland office - (616) 251-6741; Portage office - (269) 569-8595; DC office - (202) 226-0779
#51
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
And people still wonder why Luigi allegedly did whatever it was he was alleged to have done.
SkyyCaramba 8 months ago
and now they're tryna get him the death penalty :(
Load More Replies... Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago (edited)
Here's one. Pediatrician refused to test my Grandson after he was exposed to Strep A, while his immune system was fighting asymptomatic Covid. Daughter took him to an Urgent Care (One step below emergency room, but covered at office call rates) where he WAS tested and sent home with an antibiotic. Long story short he just got home from U of M children's hospital after transfer due to him d**n near dying(Sepsis). That pediatrician is VERY interested in his health NOW. My assumption is BC/BS would not cover the Strep test in those under 3yrs ...A******S!
Regina Holt 8 months ago
Gotta hope there are no complications in surgery, no anesthesia after 2 hours!
#52
Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
Again, more context please! I want to enjoy BP without stopping to google something every two minutes.
Chewie Baron 8 months ago
Just click on the link is underneath the picture. It’s not hard.
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T'Mar of Vulcan 8 months ago
Got the idea from South Africa. I've had to go TWICE to prove my identity to the government due to "ghost employees" who are appointed so that people can get extra salaries.
#54
Verena 8 months ago
That vehicle doesn't pass European safety standard tests, which evaluates the damage done to both interior and exterior life forms. Reason might be that Europe with all its flaws firmly believes in being supportive and cooperative, which somehow translates to socialistic in US brains.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 8 months ago
Not sure here but I can think of a billionaire we could use as road test dummy? Strictly for science, of course
Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-slices-half-deer-while-driving-75-mph-freeway-despite-heavy-damage-turo
#55
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
I would like to see everyone involved in this, including those from the judiciary, subjected to the same heat.
iseefractals 8 months ago
Spent years living in houston without AC. Get a fan.
Load More Replies... Regina Holt 8 months ago
Totally different, but this reminds me of the time Ted Cruz flew to Cancun while his state was frozen to bits after major snow and ice storm. https://www.texastribune.org/2021/02/18/ted-cruz-cancun-power-outage/
Michael Largey 8 months ago
Just to put things in perspective, if you were in a life-threatening weather disaster, would you want Ted Cruz to show up and take charge?
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Extinct Animal 8 months ago (edited)
Got 0 problem with kiddy fiddlers, r@pists, 1st degree premeditated murder and people that lie to get others locked up being locked in a box and baked alive tbh.
Michael Largey 8 months ago
And when it's proved after their e*******n that they were innocent, how many problems would you have then?
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#57
Michelle C 8 months ago
He has been an independent since 2024 and was effectively forced to admit that his run as a Republican and claim of his grandparents surviving the H*******t were both scams.
Load More Replies... cj be like 8 months ago
thank god it'll be on my birthday when they finally decide what to do. good present!
#58
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
If there was a decent person in this administration they'd be ashamed of this. However, that's a very large "if."
General Anaesthesia 8 months ago
They're all thumbs down in the Colosseum.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago (edited)
I wonder if they could ask for asyl in european embassies for being politically oppressed, seems like a good opportunity to recruit actual skilled labour
Jill Rhodry 8 months ago
Yeah, I had to go look it up. Apparently it means "...a term that describes pleasant audio or visual stimuli."
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Pferdchen 8 months ago
I was thinking John Deere. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-64206913
Load More Replies... CK 8 months ago
It's not a law, it's corporate policy, which isn't subject to checks and balances even back when those existed.
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Multa Nocte 8 months ago
You mean the guy who included the reporter in his war plans? The one who reported on the war in Ukraine and now claims he doesn't know if Ukraine was invaded by Russia? That guy?
TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago
B******g about Europe was also included if I remember correctly
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#61
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's if you can find that many wankpanzers that are still on the road if the tires and panels haven't fallen off by then. Gorilla Glue, however, is going to see a steep rise in their stocks.
Oerff On Tour 8 months ago
They are absolutely RIGHT. The key word is VALUE. The moment you gave Elon $100k, and take delivery of the garbage bin on weels, the Value drops to naught. So after 3 years the Value is 70% of Jack, Zero, Nada
#62
Cosmos in your eyes 8 months ago
I remember learning Rome once had a horse as a Senator and I thought that was whack. Now, I get it.
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
Senior advisor and yet his brain still hasn't finished maturing. And think about all the life experiences he has(n't) accumulated by then!
#63
Dori 8 months ago
Country music singer who sang at the felon's swearing in lie fest.
Load More Replies... DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
Because she jumped at the chance to sing for the racist-in-chief who wants to grab her by the kitty. Just another pretty blonde with nothing behind the eyes.
#64
Paulina 8 months ago (edited)
Specify the generational age of the employers too, because it reveals pretty neat thing! Those are the same employers that oppose minimal wage, don't believe in PTO, health insurance and workers rights. And yes, Skogsrået said it right: they would do anything to not pay their employees.
#65
Bugoy-420 8 months ago
8 hours x .41 Cents = 3.28 = 1/2 cup of Starbucks cheapest coffee. Woohoo...
Charles McChristy 8 months ago
Hey, that's enough to enjoy a medium "any way you want it" pizza from Domino's once a paycheck.
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Michael Melfa 8 months ago
Burying the led a bit. Minimum wage here in VA was at the federal minimum of $7.25 just 5 years ago, but has been increased every year since. As of January 1st this year, our minimum wage is $12.41 an hour. Our legislatiors attempted to have it increase incrementally to $15 by 2027, but governor Glenn Youngkin vetoed it.
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
Go Virginia! I mean, go away, Virginia! THIS is why tipping is still something you should do in states like this.
#66
#67
Multa Nocte 8 months ago
Yes, real British people, we know they are not really British if they weren't BORN in Great Britain.
Thorsten Massow 8 months ago
And they would still be British, even if their great-grandparents were Indian.
Load More Replies... HardBoiledBlonde 8 months ago
My understanding is you can complete a form that is to result in all your data held by 23andMe to be deleted.
#68
Robert Millar 8 months ago
New headline: Man With 760 Million Bitcoin Fortune Neglects To Back Up Important. Disk.
Dirk Daring 8 months ago
Pretty sure this is the guy who bought Bitcoin back when it was dirt cheap, and there weren't any online wallets. Had it on a thumb drive then forgot about it until Bitcoin's price went bananas.
Load More Replies... WindySwede 8 months ago
I thought he already had bought it Kong time ago? Also, it's probably hidden in his glowebox in his car..
#69
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Annik Perrot 8 months ago
I got à meme yesterday, but I can't figure out how to post it here. It's all text anyway so I'just transcribe it. "APRIL FOOL'S DAY IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR because NO made-up prank could match the unbelievable c r a p going on in the world."
Depressy spaghetti 8 months ago
Please i want off this planet someone needs take me the fvck out.
Data1001 8 months ago
So, these all appear to be from the same Instagram account, and going there, that person does not cite sources. All they do is put text over the photo saying the name of a website (not a full URL, mind you, just the domain name), like they are shown here. Therefore, I would encourage everyone to take these "facts" with a grain of salt. Some I know to be true, but that doesn't mean that they all are.
Brian Droste 8 months ago
I only read about 19 of these. Can't read anymore. To upsetting.This post is not what I thought it was going to be.
Annik Perrot 8 months ago
I got à meme yesterday, but I can't figure out how to post it here. It's all text anyway so I'just transcribe it. "APRIL FOOL'S DAY IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR because NO made-up prank could match the unbelievable c r a p going on in the world."
Depressy spaghetti 8 months ago
Please i want off this planet someone needs take me the fvck out.
Data1001 8 months ago
So, these all appear to be from the same Instagram account, and going there, that person does not cite sources. All they do is put text over the photo saying the name of a website (not a full URL, mind you, just the domain name), like they are shown here. Therefore, I would encourage everyone to take these "facts" with a grain of salt. Some I know to be true, but that doesn't mean that they all are.
Brian Droste 8 months ago
I only read about 19 of these. Can't read anymore. To upsetting.This post is not what I thought it was going to be.
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