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If You Need A Quick Laugh Today, These 70 Random Memes Might Just Do The Trick (New Pics)
Sometimes life’s hard, but memes make it funnier. Whether you're worried about bills or just trying to survive another Monday, a meme can quickly brighten your day and make the struggle feel seen.
That’s the vibe over at Punsworld, an IG page that turns everyday struggles into laugh-out-loud moments. They’ve somehow found a way to make life’s weirdest situations hilarious, sometimes painfully so. We’ve rounded up some of the funniest and most relatable posts from their feed, scroll at your own risk of snorting.
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#1
Teutonic Disaster 2 weeks ago
Friend of mine rescued two kittens from Paris' streets, called them Mona and Lisa.
LookASquirrel 2 weeks ago
I had a friend in the late 80's early 90s and the first time i went to his house I met his parent's boxer named Tyson. Dogs love me. So i walk in 5'8" 120lbs, 8.5 stones I hear, and Tyson (before we knew) decides to run and try to jump into my arms to hug me so I'm thrown backwards onto the floor with a giant dog on me! I have no idea how I wasn't injured but I laughed so hard! His parents were mortified at first but despite at that time having been bit by 2 large dogs I knew I wasn't in danger. Just lots of slobber this time.
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#2
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
If you're worried she might be stringing you along, don't fret. You've struck a chord with her.
Ozymandias73 2 weeks ago
Every so often, a "mom joke" lands so beautifully that you can't help but be impressed.
#3
LookASquirrel 2 weeks ago
Yeah I was literally laughing out loud at this one. Scared the birds off the feeder next to the window.
Load More Replies... Jossh Nine 2 weeks ago
They're both asking each other where the girl that's supposed to be in this movie is at.
Annika Kremer 2 weeks ago
So _that's_ why so many warehouse workers are misogynistic... Never realised I am, indeed, not physically capable of the work if that's how it's supposed to be done.
Jumping Jellyfishes 2 weeks ago (edited)
I think the other’s name is Peter, or perhaps, W!lly…
Load More Replies...Memes are everywhere today. From political campaigns to brand promotions, they’ve become one of the most powerful tools for communication in the digital age. What started as inside jokes on the internet has evolved into a mainstream way to share ideas, humor, and even serious messages. For businesses and marketers, memes present a unique opportunity to engage audiences in a way that feels organic, fun, and incredibly relatable.
Meme marketing has become one of the most effective ways to reach younger audiences, especially millennials and Gen Z. Unlike traditional ads that can often feel pushy or forced, memes are relatable, funny, and highly shareable. According to Forbes, users engage with memes at an impressive rate, showing how humor and cultural relevance can drive deeper online connections.
#4
Farah (she/her) 2 weeks ago
NO BC THIS PISSES ME OFF "ull be alr" well gee whizz no s**t sherlock
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#5
Jessica Daus-Warner 2 weeks ago
I have the roof, but the dog and I are too short to make this work :*(
Branden Combs 2 weeks ago
I live in that county in Ohio! I'll be on the lookout now for this one
#6
B 2 weeks ago
Funnier if it wasn't so accurate. A minority of people have naturally different body clocks. I was always told I was lazy/idle/slovenly etc, but for over three decades I worked a 9 to 5 job and routinely averaged only about 4 hours' sleep a night. I just do not and cannot sleep when other people do. Since I started working for myself I go to bed at around 5am and wake up at 1 in the afternoon - I have never felt more refreshed, healthier or happier. Not sure if this is a recognised health or even mental health issue, but I for one would vote for it to be.
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
The surest way to avoid morning people is to avoid mornings. Which you should do anyway.
Stardust she/her 2 weeks ago
I swear man. I’m being forced to become a morning person and I feel my body and mind breaking down from the sleep deprivation and constant fatigue
Auntriarch 2 weeks ago
I hated it. I used to have a job 7-3, it was absolutely grinding. Luckily I recovered from it when I got one with more sensible hours. But the world isn't set up for us is it.
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Some Random Person 2 weeks ago
I recently read somewhere that "night-owl" people are a part of natural evolution of society, as someone needs to be the night watch and guard all the morning people from things lurking in the darkness.
Curran Evans 2 weeks ago
I must be in the minority. I start work at 6am and I'm off at 2:30pm (if I don't do OT). I love it! I have the whole rest of the afternoon to workout, do one of my hobbies, take a nap...whatever I want!!
Annika Kremer 2 weeks ago
You're not the minority at all, which is what this post is about. The people commenting are just more likely to be the ones who can relate to being unable to function properly in the morning .
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In fact, Forbes observed over 10 million meme interactions across different topics, demographics, and interests. That massive number demonstrates just how universal memes have become as a communication tool. People from all walks of life can relate to a meme, making it a unique way for brands to cut across barriers and connect with wider audiences.
The average millennial is estimated to look at 20–30 memes every single day. That’s not just casual scrolling, it’s a daily habit. This shows the sheer volume of exposure that memes have in people’s lives, offering brands multiple opportunities to insert themselves into everyday online conversations in a lighthearted, engaging way.
#7
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
Some of us are old enough to remember the time when there were no pop-tops on cans and what you see here was standard..
TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 2 weeks ago
What was it like before color was invented?
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TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 2 weeks ago
use a knife to poke a hole in the top, then poor it into a cup
#9
Rocket Surgeon 2 weeks ago
I read BoredPanda collections of Twitter posts of Instagram reels that were tiktok videos some time last year.
RomanceRadish 2 weeks ago
Same, I still consider Instagram as newfangled.
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TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 2 weeks ago
no i dont watch tiktoks, i watch youtube shorts of tiktoks posted 3 years ago like an (almost) adult
From a business perspective, meme marketing drives results far beyond traditional methods. Regular marketing graphics on Facebook and Instagram yield about 5% engagement. But when the same messaging is delivered through memes, engagement skyrockets, brands have seen up to 10 times more reach and nearly 60% organic engagement. That’s an enormous leap in visibility without additional advertising spend.
#10
Rika 2 weeks ago (edited)
My middle school had a class for kids with special needs and you could instantly spot them in the cafeteria because they always sat like this. Even if they were two, they'd take up four seats because they always sat on the same side.
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
My imagination got blooped with the 2–>4 seat thing.
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Sally Moen 2 weeks ago
From the first time I saw this painting and every time since, I've always imagined what they all were talking about. I mean, there's all those hand gestures
Nina Soltwedel 2 weeks ago
The fellows standing on the left end...no chairs for them? And the fellow standing on the right...did his chair tip over when he stood up? Oh, the questions I would ask of Da Vinci.....
#11
LookASquirrel 2 weeks ago
Sometimes it takes me a while to figure out if I'm not a bot. Strange because I've seen the entire series of Futurama at least 5 times!
Load More Replies... Glix Drap 2 weeks ago (edited)
Why do they keep asking about fire hydrants? Never seen one so how would I know what one looks like?
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago (edited)
I didn’t think it was this deep ㅠㅠ (and is he giving the middle finger in the image??)
Kabuki Kitsune 2 weeks ago
It's the e*******n of Socrates. He's about to drink a bowl of hemlock poison after a jury of 501 citizens found him guilty of quote "Corrupting the youth."
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EmbersAreOut 2 weeks ago
Has anyone else played the “are you human” capcha game 😭 Never been more frustrated but it was so fun
#12
keyboardtek 2 weeks ago
Stop whining about losing your SNAP food stamps. Be happy those billionaires are getting another billion income this year! Maybe by the time you die some of their wealth will have trickled down to you.
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Jessica Daus-Warner 2 weeks ago
If your CEO is a millionaire, but your staff is on welfare, you're doing it wrong.
K Barnes 2 weeks ago
Yep, the CEO makes millions but they can't afford to pay their staff more so the government/tax payers have to subsidize the wages through social programs for the poor. Our tax dollars at work: allowing these companies to make more profit for shareholders and upper management.
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Jossh Nine 2 weeks ago (edited)
America, the only country where the government celebrates tou for having to work 3 jobs just to get by..
Bewitched One 2 weeks ago
You do realize that anything having to do with money is “the economy”, pretty much, right?!
Load More Replies...That said, success with memes isn’t just about posting funny images. It’s important to understand how and when to use them. Memes work best when they feel timely, relevant, and aligned with what’s happening in online culture. If a brand tries to force a meme into its strategy without understanding the context, it can come across as awkward or inauthentic. The key is to respect the tone and origin of a meme before repurposing it for marketing.
#13
V 2 weeks ago
One of my performing arts teachers was 34 years older than me. He went to my high school when he was a kid and when we were talking about school one day we figured out we had the same home ec teacher. He remembered her as an old woman even when he was at school.
Bewitched One 2 weeks ago
That’s happened with my kids and their step dad. We live where he went to school. lol but him and my oldest were talking about a teacher and they both remembered them as old lol
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detective miller's hat 2 weeks ago
Reminds of me my first day of 11th grade when my maths teacher was taking attendance. He gets to my surname and goes "Christ, another one!?!?" He retired at the end of the year, so he was spared the next 3. xD
Teutonic Disaster 2 weeks ago (edited)
On my first day of HS, our homeroom teacher, who has a nack for all things local history, got to my name (which is extremely rare) and asked me if I had an older sister. I truthfully replied that i'm an only child and was so confused. Turned out I was so nervous (because 1st day etc) that I completely blanked and forgot my (10ish years older) cousin exists. She still lived with her parents at the time, right next door to me. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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Child of the Stars 2 weeks ago
I love summer, but I also l love winter darkness. It makes me want to curl up with a blanket, hot chocolate, popcorn, and a movie.
Bewitched One 2 weeks ago
Well don’t temp everyone. We wouldn’t all fit down there
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Starbug 2 weeks ago
I like the long daylight hours but hate the heat, so it's a fair trade-off
keyboardtek 2 weeks ago
Which Hell is worse: getting up in the dark and driving to work in the dark, or leaving work in the dark and eating dinner at what feel like midnight?
Charlotte Ingle 2 weeks ago
When you watch both sunrise and sunset from your office window because you live to darn far north is worde
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Pernille 2 weeks ago
It could be an exercise bike, you'll have to excavate.
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Robert Trebor 2 weeks ago
When I excavated my clothes chair I found things that fit again since I lost weight.
Chrystina Sumpter 2 weeks ago
We have an old exercise bicycle that my husband refuses to use but also refuses to get rid of.
sturmwesen 2 weeks ago
I sold mine after 5 years.now I use a chair like a peasant
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Karl der Große 2 weeks ago
Chairs are OK, but those TV trays people used to have are next level. That way, you knew when the TV tray started to strain under the weight you knew it was time to take action. That's right--open another TV tray!
childish gambling addiction 2 weeks ago
Wanna sit in the chair? You have a clothes cushion now.
Timing is everything in meme marketing. Online trends move fast, and a meme that’s popular today might be old news by tomorrow. To maximize impact, brands need to act quickly when a meme is gaining traction. Jumping in while the trend is still hot ensures that the audience is already primed to engage, laugh, and share. Waiting too long can make the attempt feel outdated, which risks losing both relevance and audience interest.
#16
Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
Because the customers who don't have to be at a job from 9 to 5 are the customers who have the money to buy stuff.
Angela C 2 weeks ago (edited)
I work 630 to 3. Yes it sûcks getting up that early but being done early enough to get shît done is a decent trade off
Jack 2 weeks ago
and it's still light out when I leave work! For 10 more minutes! LOL
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UpupaEpops 2 weeks ago
Now imagine living in a country where virtually nothing can be done online and public offices are open between 10 - 17 with a lunch break from 12:30 to 13:30 🤬
TruthoftheHeart 2 weeks ago
Dont forget most things close Sunday even though many of us only get to run errands on weekends and many of us aren't religious so don't care if it's Sunday
Alan Green 2 weeks ago
Same with deliveries. "Sorry we were unable to deliver today because no-one was in. We'll try at the same time tomorrow when you'll be at the same place you were today"
Teutonic Disaster 2 weeks ago
Government agencies and doctor's offices, yes sure, but shops? 🤨
#17
Nina Soltwedel 2 weeks ago
There is a reason why Beaver Dam, Wisconsin exists. Think about it....
#18
Regina Nox 2 weeks ago
Unpopular opinion: white Twix is awful. The white chocolate ruins the flavour and doesn't really go well with the caramel. 🫤
childish gambling addiction 2 weeks ago
One on the right is the exact size and shape of Donald’s when erect
At the same time, not every meme will go viral or should be expected to. Some memes resonate only within niche communities, while others explode across the internet. Marketers need to experiment and test different approaches, knowing that some posts will perform better than others. The real value lies in consistency using memes as a steady part of a brand’s online voice rather than betting everything on one viral hit.
#19
PenguinEmp 2 weeks ago (edited)
If you want a toe I can get you a toe. Heck one with green nail polish
TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 2 weeks ago
Totally thought it was an uncut dangle
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#21
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Love a bit of cap in jack sparrow lmao n he ain’t wrong now is he 😂
Nina Soltwedel 2 weeks ago
I miss Monty Python and the Flying Circus! Thankfully, we have the complete set of videos....
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Awful series n yup I’m more than old enough to recall that awful c**p , not in the least bit funny , now had u said the exorcist n other horror films 😂highly hilarious but Monty python,nope n yup im in uk where we had to suffer them ,.
Load More Replies... Lotekguy 2 weeks ago (edited)
You can tap your fingers or your toes, but you can only buy toe taps, not fingertaps.
Svenne O'Lotta 2 weeks ago
You can totally buy fingertips if you know the right people
Load More Replies... Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
My poor brain 😭😭 did I have to see this before starting college class??
cody hurley 2 weeks ago
i need to go to the doctors to get some brain help it just that my 1 gioga bit of data in my brain is filled
It’s essential to ensure that memes fit the brand’s image and values. While humor and relatability are powerful tools, they should never cross the line into offensive or insensitive territory. A well-chosen meme can humanize a brand and create meaningful engagement, but the wrong one can damage credibility. When used thoughtfully and strategically, memes become more than jokes, they’re a bridge between businesses and the people they want to reach.
#22
BeesEelsAndPups 2 weeks ago
Agreed. This level of creative silliness is far sexier than any n**e photo I've ever seen.
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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 2 weeks ago
Dummy! He should have asked her out instead (and she then should say nope)
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Well ask for pics you shouldn’t be asking ,lol bullet dodged for the lass 😂
2 weeks ago
Anyone else wondering how she took the photo? No ripples in the water or selfie arms in sight 👀
#23
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 weeks ago
But setting the trip counter to end up with 7890 is absolute class and attention to detail!
Joe Bloe 2 weeks ago
Probably did the last 100m in the parking lot! And put the hazard so anyone could see his achievement!
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Sara Frazer 2 weeks ago
Last year coming back from a camping trip my truck hit 234567. Yes I pulled over and took a pic lol
#24
Lotekguy 2 weeks ago
Either way, a human is committing the rudest form of rejection.
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Barbara Wilcock 2 weeks ago
I'm sure il get downvotes. But a proposal shouldn't be stuffed in a wild animals mouth
Rika 2 weeks ago
I'd say no and swim off with the dolphin because I'm not interested in marrying an idiot who thinks using animals as props is fun and cute. (Remember that animals smart enough to be trained to do this kind of sh*t are also smart enough to understand they're being exploited.)
Joe Bloe 2 weeks ago
If he get a treat, is it exploitation? Isn't it like working? Unless every work is exploitation? Marx, is it you?
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Gebidozo 2 weeks ago
Guys, you’ve got it wrong. The dolphin is clearly proposing to the man. It literally says “Will! You marry me!”. Of course, the punctuation is missing, the syntax is questionable, and some purists might point out that it sounds more like an order than a proposal, but come on, it’s a dolphin. I’m sorry Will turned out to be such a jerk. Also, he really should have been upfront with the dolphin about the extent of his zoological preferences.
Ultimately, memes are not just a passing internet trend, they are a powerful marketing tool that thrives on relatability, humor, and shareability. By tapping into cultural moments and speaking the language of the internet, businesses can boost engagement, build brand loyalty, and connect with audiences in ways traditional ads simply can’t. Meme marketing is proof that sometimes the most effective strategies are also the most fun.
#25
Leah Brown 2 weeks ago
Nice safety vest... now go back to your truck and get your hard hat FFS!!
WorkAholic1 2 weeks ago
Welcome to Illinois where we have 4 seasons: Fall, Winter, Spring, (de)Construction.
Sally Moen 2 weeks ago
The best part of living in the Seattle area is that most road construction halts about now and won't start up again until May
Katie Bear 2 weeks ago
This occurs wherever there IS NO snow . . . and where there IS snow . . . there is MORE construction, and construction companies complaining that the ground is frozen . . .
#26
Spencer's slave no longer 2 weeks ago
Didn't you know that's where gingers keep their brain cell?
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Panda Kicki 2 weeks ago
Oh, this is a popular swedish old tale, where the red cat eats so he cracks, the little girl cries and someone stitches him together again.
Well, these memes here sure are a stress buster! Sometimes all you need is a good laugh to brighten your day, and these definitely deliver. Which one of these had you laughing the hardest? Share your favorite in the comments and let us know which one made your day a little lighter!
#28
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
If it was closed, it could be eaten, right?? I’ve seen ppl do this online…
#29
Lotekguy 2 weeks ago
I never use those. I make a point of going to the cashiers to help preserve their jobs.
Julie S 2 weeks ago (edited)
That is a very noble gesture, but having worked in a supermarket it won't make any difference. They will do whatever they want the don't care about peoples jobs only 💵.
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Dragons Exist 2 weeks ago
Self-checkouts are good because they limit me having to interact with people, except for when they make me ask someone for help
Ann Kapoxeet 2 weeks ago
Exactly! It beats having to buy my dinner from a vending machine like I did 30 years ago.
Load More Replies... Karl der Große 2 weeks ago
I knew those cameras on the self-checkout were there for a reason. PS - I'm suing.
Wednesday 1 week ago
I will wait in however long a line there is to be checked out by a person who works in the shop. I don't work there, why am I doing the job of someone who should be working there. I get no discount, I recieve no benefits, and yet would be held accountable for errors - for doing someone else's job.
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Eugh hate them ,the bliss of being housebound , my shopping inc food via tescos ,comes to me lol perfect !
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago (edited)
How do you 🪛 up on one? Just asking bc I don’t use self checkout, but I watched my parents do it as a child.
Andrew Keir 2 weeks ago
It shouldn't be possible to mess up on one, if the thing were properly programmed. Fun fact - it isn't.
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James016 2 weeks ago
Adults in confined spaces do this more than kids do. The London Underground is a prime example of this.
TiNaBoNiNa 2 weeks ago
Carry a little spray bottle with you, and give 'em a little squirt in the mouth when they do this.
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Beak Hookage 2 weeks ago
And that's how I ended up getting sick for an entire week. Thanks, kids! I thought of you every time I started hacking up green gunk!
#31
Dragons Exist 2 weeks ago
That's the German spelling (and maybe other languages' spelling, idk) of "English"
Load More Replies... Sofia 2 weeks ago
makes mom VERY happy... (there are dildoes with 2 heads that are to stimulate c*l*i*t*o*r*i*s and inside so I guess 3...)
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HappyShannon 2 weeks ago
Nah, the handwriting is too neat for a student. Still hilarious though
childish gambling addiction 2 weeks ago
And now for something completely different, a woman with tw—
#32
Auntriarch 2 weeks ago
I couldn't find 40th wedding anniversary paper for my parents so I bought wedding paper that said "the happy couple" and added in silver pen (I'm not cheap!) "still"
Andrew Keir 2 weeks ago
Pope Julius I set 25th December as the day to celebrate Jesus' birth. This of course had nothing to do with all the other religions who had a winter festival (quite often celebrating the birthdays of their gods) around that time. There is 1 chance in 365 that he was right...
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Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
🙄🙄🙄🙄really wishing a fictional myth happy birthday 😂if u run out ffs just turn the wrap inside out 🤷♀️🙄,n put a lovely bow on it !,
#33
Smutsia 2 weeks ago
Theyre called characters, and no, it’s just a random assortment Of Chinese words.
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Lee Banks 2 weeks ago
A buddy had Chinese characters tattooed on his forearm, but refused to explain their meaning. I assumed he was embarrassed, until he took me to a VERY authentic Chinese restaurant. (We're talking bare minimum English.) He simply rolled up his sleeve and pointed. The server almost lost it. It was his favorite dish in the world, and he didn't want to mess up the order. Yes, the kitchen could be heard giggling, and then absolutely nailed it.
Lotekguy 2 weeks ago
Thank you. I think that's the best tattoo story I ever heard.
Load More Replies... Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 2 weeks ago
"Water" if you're lucky... At the other end it could be "pédophile" or "incést" (worst ones I remember, at least one Chinese person is showing Chinese tattoos on Insta and translating what they actually mean. IMO very effective deterrent)
Oxford Ranch 2 weeks ago
I went with simplified Chinese instead of traditional, was worried if a little point was wrong it would mean something bad. I really like that little tattoo, inside forearm, symbol for “Horse”. I have a small horse ranch.
Load More Replies... Chich the witch 2 weeks ago
On the other hand, saw a lot of weird/embarrassing english phrases on t shirts etc when in Asia.
Lousha 2 weeks ago
True, but when someone points out what your t-shirt says, you can take it off, throw it away. Much harder to do it with your skin.
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Petra Schaap 2 weeks ago
meanwhile all the asians with the weird english words on their clothes
Ashlisha 2 weeks ago
I have yet to take my skin off (at least not intentionally, because it's happened and I won't recommend it)
Load More Replies... Stannous Flouride 2 weeks ago
In Chinese it reads "independent woman no curiosity" and in Japanese it reads "independent river curious heartless" according to my Google Translate app. I hope the hidden part adds clarity.
Lotekguy 2 weeks ago (edited)
In Klingon it reads, "Captain Kirk's mama is so fat that... (Sorry. The shirt covers the rest)
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Cuppa tea? 2 weeks ago
My housemate was Chinese girl. One day a friend came to visit, she had Chinese characters tattooed on lower spine. When she saw my housemate, she showed her tattoo asking what does it mean. She said nothing - just some characters randomly put together.
TiNaBoNiNa 2 weeks ago
I hope she wasn't just being polite, and it really said something nasty instead.
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#35
Zig Zag Wanderer 2 weeks ago
Yup. We make up sounds all the time in France!
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Trillian 2 weeks ago
"I thought it would be rough to plough through the slough, though was it falling into the lough that left me thoroughly coughing and hiccoughing."
KatSaidThat 2 weeks ago
Once I got taught wooster, life became a bit easier. So I pay it back with lester. ifkyk.
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Stannous Flouride 2 weeks ago
There's a word for those: "calliopeisms." It's pronounced "Cal-ee-ope-isms" and is for words people have read but never heard spoken. Looking at 'calliope' it's hard to picture it with 4 syllables.
Anyone-for-tea? 2 weeks ago
I always struggle with epitome when I read it, and forget it’s actually eh-pity-me. I feel like epi-tome should be a word too, describing an amazing book!
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Krystle Deschene 2 weeks ago
Doesn't help that lingering it's pronounce anything like lingerie.
Gordon Guitar 2 weeks ago
Actually, The French don't care what you say, as long as you pronounce it properly.
#36
Krystle Deschene 2 weeks ago
Saw this the other day, there's no way buddy made that standwich in 1 min. Lol. But cute none the less
Joe Bloe 2 weeks ago
Don't underestimate her skill! She can stand up to anything!
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Frances Pitchoune 2 weeks ago
For me, it was a spider. All summer long, it stayed on the patio, in my potted garden. And it was getting bigger every day! I felt like it was saying to me, "Come on, come away, I'm waiting for you!" 😭
Niki 2 weeks ago
I see they wish to have a conference about their lord and saviour, Beelzebub and your interference with spreading the message.
#39
TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 2 weeks ago (edited)
Trump. Trump is definitely the little bottom bìtch. The question is who is the top? Putin? Perhaps. Oh I know! It's Joe Biden, since Biden so thoroughly wrecked that orange painted felon in 2020. Just obliterated that kid diddler. We're talking a monumental and historic a*s kicking in 2020. So bad the little orange painted p***y had to try and overthrow the government with his band of rejects and brain dead MAGA cultists
Speak easy buttercup 2 weeks ago
I'm not a trump supporter but dang bro...you ok??? 😳😳😳
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liam newton-harding 2 weeks ago
They live in your head rent free, don't they? Just like Bubba's c*ck in the orange clown's mouth :)
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Gebidozo 2 weeks ago
To my knowledge, it’s pronounced “van go” only in English. The original Dutch pronunciation is close to “fahn khokh”, the “kh” being a guttural sound like in the Scottish “loch”. In many other languages, it’s pronounced “vahn gog”. Interestingly, in Chinese it’s pronounced “fan gao” (梵高).
Robert Millar 2 weeks ago
Not English English, American. Think Noter Dame.
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Stannous Flouride 2 weeks ago
In the Texas one it's correct. (though I've been there- skip it.)
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Wonnie-Cookie713 6 days ago
When I was young, my dad used to use a timer for an “alarm clock”. You had to press the little bunny spinner doll at the top to press snooze. It took all the muscles in my body to lean over and hit that rabbit in the head.
#42
KrazyChiMama 2 weeks ago
By the time I realize it happening, it’s already too late. I don’t feel hungry so if I’m preoccupied, I will forget to eat…my low blood sugar mood swings are not pretty…my husband will confirm lol
#43
joann fielding 2 weeks ago
Welp, only one thing to do, then... crouch down there with him for double the scare.
Gracie Mae 1 week ago
and possibly to administer cpr to one or both of them!
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Mary Tonningsen 2 weeks ago
Probably just took out a big ol' life insurance policy on her... ;)
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#44
FranSinclair 2 weeks ago
Buy her a pack of plastic. She never appreciated him or his art!
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Tilfeldig Forbipasserende 2 weeks ago
Put them carefully together and then serve something with lots of gravy.... then wait.....
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BeesEelsAndPups 2 weeks ago
Oh. My first thought was she was saying she might eat so much there's no room for her chair to move any closer. It took me a while to get to the other thought.
Load More Replies... qpnf96zhn5 2 weeks ago
How is this OK on a site which censors words like h-i-g-h? Make up your mind about what is OK and what people are actually offended/upset about.
Lotekguy 2 weeks ago (edited)
If there's a choice to be made, I choose more jokes like this. Very funny and not all that naughty.
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TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 2 weeks ago
Marriage material for sure. DO NOT LET HER GO!
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Rinso The Red 2 weeks ago
Always nice to see the really old jokes get a new life in meme-space
Solidhog 2 weeks ago
This actually happened to someone I worked with! He was delivering to a gay pub and trying to take something through the bar on a barrow and a guy sitting a stool was in the way. He asked if could push the stool in (to get by) and the man replied "You could at least buy me a drink first."
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Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago (edited)
The funniest you mean ,not to mention the best looking lol
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Flickers_and_Sparks 2 weeks ago
And when you attempt to break them apart, 100 new types of pasta shapes are made, it doesn't taste the same, and finally you give up, stabbing the whole fork in and chewing the mass....
Wonnie-Cookie713 6 days ago
I wonder what the new shapes are….. (not thinking inappropriately tho)
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 2 weeks ago
Add a splash of olive oil to the cooking water before putting the pasta in the pot.
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reuben kift 2 weeks ago
Before I saw the messages underneath, I thought "Oh God, what fresh hell is this?"
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
Ooo that idiot clearly has a sense of humour failure 😂😂bullet dodged girl ,
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Michael Largey 2 weeks ago
Horror writer Robert Bloch ("Psycho"): "I actually have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Sam Trudeau 2 weeks ago
That's Ariel? I thought it was one of Cinderella's stepsisters
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David Morgan 2 weeks ago
I was once negotiating selling a stereo to a work friend. We did the whole 'up a bit, down a bit' haggle and agreed 50. JUST as we grip hands to shake, he says '45?' and fully expected me to think this was binding rather than a total d**k move and a reason to not sell at all.
Papa 2 weeks ago
I had a guy come over to look at a group of heifers I had for sale a few years ago. I had told him how much I wanted for them. He pointed to one of the better ones and said "I wish they all looked like that one." I replied "Me too. Then the price would be higher." He paid my asking price with no further comments.
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I am John 2 weeks ago
Good meme, but the salad was named after a different Caesar! Go on, down vote me. I deserve it.
Min 2 weeks ago
You're correct, although Zig Zag Wanderer is not. Take my upvote.
Load More Replies... Oerff On Tour 2 weeks ago
For those who say it was named after the chef, you are right. But wasn't he named after Ceasar?
Glenn Cuneo 2 weeks ago (edited)
The Caesar salad is named after Caesar Cardini, an Italian immigrant who created it in his Tijuana, Mexico restaurant in 1924. According to the popular story, he invented the salad from available ingredients during a busy 4th of July weekend when supplies were running low. While Cardini is credited, other accounts suggest his brother Alex Cardini or a kitchen staff member may have been the original inventor.
Rocket Surgeon 2 weeks ago
No it was named after its creator, Caesar Cardini. He was an American of Italian descent, but invented the dressing in his restaurant in Mexico. The More ---~~~~* You Know
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Geoffrey Scott 2 weeks ago
Never ceases to amaze me. EVERY winter some clown has to be towed out of a lake after breaking through the ice. And, no, that's NOT covered AND a ticket from the Michigan DNR.
David Houde 2 weeks ago (edited)
You forget to mention the annual Lake St. Clair rescue of the ice fishermen that went out after a week of 50 degree weather, expecting the ice to still be solid.
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Dirk Daring 2 weeks ago
Some QA weenie just looked up that serial number in the production database and had that line worker fired for waste.
Austzn 2 weeks ago
It's likely seasoned by an automated production line not by hand individually.
TiNaBoNiNa 2 weeks ago
Ah, but programmed by a human for extra seasoning!
Load More Replies... Glenn Cuneo 2 weeks ago
I did something similar with splashless bleach when it first came out. I called up clorox and they transferred me to a real live scientist wearing a white coat. I asked how to made it: They add a little bit of detergent. Week later I got six special gold coupon's: Each was worth 1 gallon of splashless bleach.
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Rocket Surgeon 2 weeks ago
2020s songs sound the same as 2000s songs, except the ones that sound like 80s songs.
Daniel Dickson 2 weeks ago (edited)
Depends on when, many early-mid 00s songs still kinda have a 90s pop-rock vibe that most modern songs do not
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Marnie 2 weeks ago
I'm in my 50s. I chat once in a while with a coworker in his 20s. We're both into metal and occasionally share songs. I found myself sending him something for 2010 and saying, "This song is pretty old, but it's good," and my stomach hurts.
Papa 2 weeks ago
I was talking to a young man about music and commented that I like classic country music. He said "Do you mean like Hank Junior?" I said "No, I mean Hank SENIOR!"
Load More Replies... Nina Soltwedel 2 weeks ago
You want old? I remember the great songs from the 1940s! I still can hum them...forgot most of the lyrics a long time ago.....
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Multa Nocte 2 weeks ago
I think I'll buy a cane and sunglasses for my spousal unit for Christmas . . . .
B. J. Moore 2 weeks ago
Or CLEAN with the “clean” sign very visible ON the front of the dishwasher!! MEN!!👿😈😡🤯💩🤢
Charlotte Ingle 2 weeks ago
Misandry is no better than misogyny; genitalia is no excuse for not understanding how the dishwasher works
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Dirk Daring 2 weeks ago
Santa only comes when you're sleeping. He has that in common with Bill Cosby.
Crystalwitch60 2 weeks ago
No no he really isn’t like god n Jesus he’s a freaking myth 🙄one I did not lie to my kids about !, I wasn’t lied to about him either lol n I grew up with my grandparents, back in 1965 till 1980 ,when they died , can’t be doing with lying to our kids , cos it’s hypocritical,when we teach them not to lie !M so no no he don’t exsist ! Oh n for the record both me n my kids always had ace Xmas , just nothing to do with fiction lol
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joann fielding 2 weeks ago
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi? Haha Haha
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Andrew Keir 2 weeks ago
That thing they left at Troy was a boat, apparently. The words in Greek are roughly the same, it's a translation error.
Doctor Strange 2 weeks ago
Possibly. But it could also have been a horse, as it was (supposedly) a tribute to Poseidon for safe passage. And Poseidon was the god of the sea, but Also the creator of the horse in greek mythology, so a horse statue would be appropriate.
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Laserleader 2 weeks ago
Stairs... I have stairs in my home, and I go up and down like 20 times a day. Does nothing for my belly though.
TiNaBoNiNa 2 weeks ago
Years ago I had a job stocking shoe boxes, and I had to climb up and down library ladders. I developed some nice calves doing that!
Load More Replies... DrBronxx 2 weeks ago
Over-eat for your entire life and you will develop large calf muscles out of necessity. I speak from experience.
KrazyChiMama 2 weeks ago
I’ve never been more than 10-12 lbs overweight and my leg muscles are huge. I get it from my momma :)
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KrazyChiMama 2 weeks ago
I agree genetics plays a huge role. Also a 30 year career in healthcare lifting people really develops some muscles! :)
Load More Replies... Lene Leth Winterberg 2 weeks ago
Hmmm… those are some seriously wonky tiles…. Photoshopped much??
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KrazyChiMama 2 weeks ago
This is my 83 year old Aunt and my 71 year old mother!! No joke they’re in the thousands somewhere…been playing since its release!
Oerff On Tour 2 weeks ago (edited)
As soon as they catch up with the developer, it's game over. But not before...
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KatSaidThat 2 weeks ago
I cringe thinking about how much money I spent on that game. I think it has realised that I won't anymore and just randomly lets me win gold bars now and then. I did finally delete Soda.
Wonnie-Cookie713 2 weeks ago
Candy crush (the man voice) talks like it’s trying to rizz me up XD
Farah (she/her) 2 weeks ago
who downvoted u? Its giving like "magnificent🫦🫦" like okay daddy candy crush
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Ace 2 weeks ago
Eh? OK I had to look, apparently he's an ex wrestler who used to use the catchphrase "you can't see me". Apologies if I'm the only person that had no idea what this was on about.
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Geoffrey Scott 2 weeks ago
Joke many years ago was if the skier Street answered the phone as a critical care nurse.."Picabo, ICU"
Siege Rook 1 week ago
Wish we WOULD stop seeing John Xi Na everywhere, freaking CCP traitor that he is. Taiwan IS a country, and China can suck it. Spineless coward.
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StumblingThroughLife 2 weeks ago
Pizza parties for employers are real over there (USA)? I thought it was just an exaggeration! Your employers suck donkey p*o. 🤗
Jill 2 weeks ago
Oh it's real alright. Two slices per person if you're lucky. No being greedy! 🙃
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Zig Zag Wanderer 2 weeks ago (edited)
I went into a bar in Perth with a men's urinal set to pee against a one-way mirror to the outside smoking area. It looks like everyone can see you. If I lived nearby, my hobby would be to sit outside it, and occasionally point at the mirror and laugh uproariously. Just sayin'...
Bruce Mardle 2 weeks ago
I could have sworn Spike Milligan wrote a book called "In Through The Door Marked TUO". Google can't find it.
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DrBronxx 2 weeks ago
Of all the confusing pictures like this, this one is the worst. It's pretty clear.
Rafael 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I could tell right away that the white trouser legs belong to the baby, fhe bare séxy thighs belong to the guy, and the woman in the picture is actually the dog doing ventriloquism.
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Biofish23 2 weeks ago
The lady is wearing very short red shorts, once you can distinguish her red hip from his red shirt the picture makes sense.
manon M 1 week ago
Merci, j'avais vu le truc mais j'arrivais pas à démêler les nœuds !!!
Load More Replies... Sam Trudeau 2 weeks ago
From left to right: Woman (wearing white pants), baby (wearing onesie and diaper), man (wearing red shirt), dog (wearing fur)
Julie S 2 weeks ago
Think the woman is wearing red shorts the man is wearing white trousers/pants.
Load More Replies... Teutonic Disaster 2 weeks ago
What I'll never understand is how you can overfeed your dog like that. 😬
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David Paterson 2 weeks ago
Public Health Warning. When you receive a new pair of super strong reading glasses, do not look at your significant other. I repeat, do not look at your significant other.
Auntriarch 2 weeks ago
Additional warning: if after a life of myopia you get laser correction, do not look down at yourself in the shower, honestly it's like zooming in on Google earth...
Load More Replies... TruthoftheHeart 2 weeks ago
Wait till they find out about the hair under the armpits on our arms and legs and in our pants
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 2 weeks ago
Nah it's ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑, from personal experince.
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Auntriarch 2 weeks ago
Afraid so. On the plus side (😉) if the arsëholes identify themselves as such, so much the better.
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Spidercat 2 weeks ago
Misogynistic joke...OP means it's a long term investment because the girl is at the gym and will eventually lose weight. Apologies on behalf of my gender. Some of us truly are cünts and most of us found this to be unfunny.
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