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When it rains, it pours. If I oversleep one day, it will definitely be when I have something extremely important that morning. I’ll also hop in the shower to find that there’s no hot water. Then, while I’m running through a storm to catch a bus, I’ll most certainly get splashed by a car driving through a huge, muddy puddle. That’s just how life works sometimes!

But I’ve learned that even when I’m having a terrible day, it can always get worse. To prove this point, Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find photos from people who are probably having a much worse day than you. So enjoy scrolling through these photos that are so unfortunate you can’t help but laugh, and be sure to upvote the situations that make you thankful for your own luck today!

#1

I Guess I'll Move Out And Just Let Him Live Here

I Guess I'll Move Out And Just Let Him Live Here

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Undercover
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote for smelly cat! đŸ˜đŸ„°

Koalafied to komment
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have a skunk. Is this how you get a skunk?

Mike F
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone's pet found it's way in the doggy door. That creature is entirely too comfortable to be wild unless it is ill.

Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awwwww!!! 😍😍😍 Look at the sweet lil fart squirrel! Such a cutie đŸ„°đŸ„°đŸ„°đŸ„°

Angela B
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't move the Fart Squirrel.

sbj
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it's your only option

detective miller's hat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I was at a friend's house in the Bronx and we took her dog out for a walk. When we came back inside, the dog started going berserk at something under one of the living room cabinets. It was a skunk. So we ran outside and my friend calls the local police for assistance. They sent the BOMB SQUAD. Fair play to them, they got the lil stinker out without anyone getting hurt or sprayed.

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    #2

    This Guy Stole My Bread. While I Was Going To The Bathroom He Comes In And Shows Me His Prize

    This Guy Stole My Bread. While I Was Going To The Bathroom He Comes In And Shows Me His Prize

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    Annabet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog did this with a freshly baked loaf of bread! Same thing, I was in the bathroom, I heard his toenails click on the counter, figured he's too short to reach, and next thing I know, I'm pulling up my pants and chasing him around the back yard. He stole the bread and my dignity that day.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you. XD I have a GSD mix who had distemper as a puppy - he survived, but with some severe neurological and mobility issues (and also full-body uncontrollable twitching). We thought he couldn’t jump/rear up on his hind legs at all, because his body is crooked and he has balance issues even when walking. So boyfriend put a plate with a beef tri-tip on it out on the backyard table for a second (waiting for the grill to heat up) and went inside to get his grill tongs. Took maybe 5 seconds. It turns out our “very disabled” dog is MUCH more mobile than we thought and is 100% capable of JUMPING up onto the backyard table XD We lost our supper that day, but gained great joy in knowing Stilgar was much more physically capable than we gave him credit for!

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    Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "even though you took my balls, I had to show you i still had them in spirit!" -the doggo, probably

    Ladedah
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest dog theft to ever happen in our house: My husband (6'4") was standing up eating a chicken wrap... when - out of nowhere - our 115 lb American Bulldog suddenly lept up and snatched the wrap from my husband's hand just as he was about to take a bite. Obviously, my husband scolded the pup ("No! Drop it!") ...and so the dog immediately dropped it on the floor in front of him. ... and - just when you think it's over and couldn't get any more hilarious- our 15 lb Jack Russell Terrier came flying out of nowhere, snatched up the fallen chicken wrap, and then bolted up the spiral staircase at lightning speed. My husband looked utterly bewildered - staring at the spot where the snackwrap had fallen - then sighed in defeat, shrugged, and said "Well, I guess they're trying to tell me something" (he's always griping about how he "needs to lose some weight") ...then found himself laughing - albeit, rather hungrily đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸŽ¶Who stole the kishka, who stole the kishka, who stole the kishka, someone call a cop!đŸŽ¶

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, a cat would get under something where the soft can-opener couldn't chase it, because soft can-openers think the phrase "you snooze, you lose" only applies to other people. Dogs are silly enough to go show the soft can-opener, and kiss up. This is only one reason we're smarter than dogs.

    lol.litl.owl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My weimaraner stole a whole pizza, box of chocolate covered cherries (from a super high place) AND a smoked ham!! It's a wonderful he lived to be 16 yrs old. #ironstomach

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat did this with a batch of cupcakes fresh out the oven. Ate his way through the tops of them. Little sh*t.

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    #3

    Sunlight Through This Glass Doorknob Started A Housefire

    Sunlight Through This Glass Doorknob Started A Housefire

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    Ơimon Ơpaček
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, all rounded full glass is dangerous. Even a glass or bottle of water is a magnifying glass. Make sure you do NOT have any smooth, curved glass anywhere, where direct sunlight can get. There were pictures of keyboard burned through by glasses left next to a computer. It can be one of the reasons why medieval glasses were decorated, to break the focusing. Few lines are enough to break the "laser death ray". wine-66a89...83-png.jpg wine-66a89164a6f83-png.jpg

    Koalafied to komment
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me rethink my beautiful glass water carafes standing in full sunlight everyday O.o

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    Friendly Neighbourhood Hermit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸŽ¶We didn't start the fiređŸŽ¶ the glass doorknob did

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened with a crystal ball somewhere and the Mandarin hotel in London also caught fire thanks to a glass reflection.

    Chris Christo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three years ago, we were doing a garage sale since we were moving out. My mom put a magnifying mirror next to a cardboard box. Guess what happened. Florida in July for context

    Magenta Blu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, why would anyone pick glass out of any other material for a doorknob? Slippery, fire starter, dirt magnet glass?? Just why?

    AnkleByter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was all the rage in the 1800s, being a more decorative version instead of the typical materials used. They were made even more popular during the wars because the materials typically used, like brass, was needed for war efforts. Many old houses today still have them. Our one attic door has a glass k**b on it. I love it, but thankfully it's nowhere near any window or light source that could be a problem, lol. It's not slippery, definitely not any more of a dirt magnet than any other doorknob in the house either. Sometimes it's less so, because it doesn't gather any and all dirt, oils, grime, whatever might be on people's hands and brass/metal absolutely does.

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    We all know how it feels to have a bad day. In fact, one survey found that most Americans would consider about 60 days out of the year to be “bad ones,” CBS News reports. It’s pretty unfortunate to hear that one sixth of the year is made up of terrible days, but one of the easiest ways to fix this would be to find a job that you love.

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    Apparently, about fourth fifths of those polled admitted that work-related stress was a significant factor in many of their bad days. But two thirds also noted that not getting enough sleep always sets them up for a bad day. Other factors that might turn a good day upside down are feeling sick, worrying about money, having plans cancelled or watching your favorite sports team lose.

    #4

    Got My Nieces (3) This Tent For Christmas. One Ran Away And One Started To Cry. My Sister-In-Law Was Like, "We Have One Of Those, It's The Time-Out Tent"

    Got My Nieces (3) This Tent For Christmas. One Ran Away And One Started To Cry. My Sister-In-Law Was Like, "We Have One Of Those, It's The Time-Out Tent"

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, that is so wrong to use a toy for punishment. Poor kids!

    Amelia Jade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just sent the kids to their rooms. And not in a punishment way. It was more like, "Hey, your emotions are running high right now. Why don't you take a break and I'll come in and talk with you after you've rested for a bit." Or I'd tell them to come find me when they felt better. When they were little and losing control, I'd ask if they needed a hug. It didn't always work, but it did most of the time. It would diffuse so many situations. When they got older and were getting upset or I was questioning their behavior sometimes they'd say to me, "Mom, I just need a hug." They're grown now and they use it on me when I'm having a bad day or my anxiety is bad or I'm being moody. "Mom, do you need a hug?" And then they give me one. It works.

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad beat us. I wish we had a timeout tent.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you weren't to know, but that tent seems to make 'time-out' rather good fun.

    Panda'sMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! Next time ask your sister before getting them a gift.

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    #5

    Ripped My Shorts Out Walking And Of Course It Had To Be On A Day I Wore Cartoonish Underwear

    Ripped My Shorts Out Walking And Of Course It Had To Be On A Day I Wore Cartoonish Underwear

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be grateful it wasn't on the day you wore no underwear.

    PiAnisum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would consider myself lucky, if it happened on a day I'd wear my cartoonish underwear and not my "Should-be-thrown-out-years-ago-for-being-ripped-and-stained-but-still-good-enough-for-my-period-days"-underwear...

    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear it proudly! I know I would! I'm 40 and love brightly colored underwear! :))

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely, I have a pair of Wonder Woman knickers, and no shame

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    đŸ‡«đŸ‡ź Goth Nurse đŸ‡«đŸ‡ź
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I tore my pants, I would be happy to have extraordinarily weird or awesome knickers rather than boring ones. I

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda think this is a best case version.. I mean, what if you were wearing your worst undies that were stained and gross!

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to someone who was wearing a tong at work. LOL.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape... fix 'er right up.

    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the airport. My bag was checked in, and I wandered off to the wee shop to buy a book. Reaching down to a lower shelf, there was a ripping of the crotch seam. Thankfully, I was wearing black trousers, black knickers, and a black long-line cardigan jacket. Going through security was a little tricky as I was asked to take off my jacket. I explained the situation, and was taken off to one side so I could be given the basic search whilst not exposing my torn trousers. :o) I was very grateful to the member of security staff who was so understanding.

    Beachbum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your underwear is cute

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    #6

    Goats... Really?

    Goats... Really?

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see goats do that, they destroy EVERYTHING 😬

    Jason
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They love to climb. Was probably mostly just getting up higher. A few of my goats got out a couple months back and came over to see me at the house. I was by the cars and they started side eying their reflection in one and were about to hop up when I noped them out of there

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical goat behaviour

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My turkey liked to jump on my dad’s car and peck their reflections. He was not thrilled about the turkey talon marks

    Adam Simard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that goat is "THE GOAT" at destroying things!

    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid we lived in a house where the driveway went through a pasture with cattle guards, sometimes we had horses or cows. This freaked visitors out and I recall one family stopping because a horse was near their car, then the horse started climbing on her car, dad was rolling his eyes, just keep driving they wil move

    C L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder we can't have nice things

    Jen Schurman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have 97 goats here at our rescue and have had zero car damage in 8 years!

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    If you realize things just aren’t going your way one day, it can be tempting to throw the whole day away and start fresh tomorrow. Some days are past the point of redemption! But if you haven’t completely given up yet, it might still be possible to turn the day, or at the very least the evening, around. 

    If you want to stop the entire day from being cursed, HuffPost recommends first just taking a breath and calming down for a moment. It’s easy to become stressed or overwhelmed when things aren’t going according to plan. But if you take a moment to relax and think about your situation, you might be able to approach the rest of the day with a more level head.

    #7

    I Booked My Flight Online And Chose The "Vegetarian Oriental" Meal. This Is What I Got

    I Booked My Flight Online And Chose The "Vegetarian Oriental" Meal. This Is What I Got

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very oriental! 😂😂😂

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between oriental and orientation often leads to Confucian.

    ToastedFroggy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to mention that you were to bring your own cookware, oven, etc.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaHa! Sorry but this is funny

    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny especially cos of the history of Chinese food in western countries being exotic etc and capsicum đŸ«‘ and chestnuts were exotic as F. It’s outdated-ly hilarious

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever had a vegetarian Indian meal on a long haul flight? Try chickpea curry with rice 30,000 feet up!

    Jerry Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao, well, technically fulfilled the order, I guess.

    Carlye Piparato
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was actually the starter but you freaked out and made them decide not to serve you the next 11 courses.

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    #8

    Husband Went Into The Attic To Fix A Leak. Lost His Footing And Fell Through. He’s Ok. The Whole Floor Level Of Our Home Is Not

    Husband Went Into The Attic To Fix A Leak. Lost His Footing And Fell Through. He’s Ok. The Whole Floor Level Of Our Home Is Not

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily he's ok but what a mess!

    Fack Suckerberg
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because american homes are more like origami than real buildings.

    AnkleByter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He stepped somewhere that he wasn't supposed to, lol. It's obviously not a floor up there given the fact that it's completely covered in insulation. He just took the wrong turn to Albuquerque. Lots of attics (even outside of the US) have surfaces that aren't meant for load bearing, especially of the human variety. Our attic has both walkable spaces and non-walkable. If you step in the wrong spot, you're going to find the second floor pretty quickly, lol.

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    Oni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kitchen looks nice. Well, looked nice.

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your husband the Kool Aid Man?

    Barong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this man OK. He fell through a ceiling, through electrical and down into the kitchen below bringing half the ceiling down with him. How is he OK? I would not be ok, my wife would have killed me.

    Amelia Jade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be stressful. But the relief that he is OK must be immense. That is scary.

    Candice Simmons
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my dad & I have fallen thru our attic floor onto garage floor. I was out of work for awhile.

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    #9

    Even Worse Than 52 Card Pickup

    Even Worse Than 52 Card Pickup

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to cancel all plans for an hour. 😐

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Done that. It was nuts!

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The exit is that way, Robert! âžĄïž 😂

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    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When this happened here I went and got my magnet fishing kit. Finally the damn thing came in useful for something.

    pipboo@live.co.uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think of it as meditation. Ban everyone else from the room and enjoy the silence, broken only by the sound of tinkling metal. Heck, next time you need some "me time" you might do it on purpose!

    me myself and i (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was to wave a strong magnet over it, but there’s still the sorting
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    Misty D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magnet. Hope they're not stainless.

    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn it into a sorting game for the kids (or grandkids, depending).

    R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw it all away and buy another for about $10 on Am

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    Next, HuffPost suggests taking stock of your situation. Sure, some things might not have worked out today. But could it have been worse? If you still have your health, your loved ones around and/or something to look forward to later on in the week, all hope is not lost! 

    It also helps to be realistic. If you’re not actually experiencing the worst case scenario, you still have something to be thankful for. Some of the best advice I ever read when I was in a “Why me?” mood while mourning a tragedy was: Why not you? Bad things happen every single day, and unfortunately, none of us are immune to them. No, they aren’t fun to experience, but they are inevitable. 

    #10

    RIP Washing Machine

    RIP Washing Machine

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    Mia Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the dowels just came out of the wall, I strongly suspect that they were the wrong dowels for this type of wall. They must be special heavy-duty dowels for dry walls (they open at the back like an anchor) as far as I know...

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Per reddit, those were concrete anchors, but they're only rated to about 200lbs, way below what this would weigh.

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    Nizumi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who t.f. thought it would be a good idea to wall mount a 40 gallon water heater?!??!?

    Anonymous Female
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what i was thinking! do people not realize how heavy they are???

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    Liv ੈ‧₊˚
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what that massive tube is, but if it was held there by those flimsy pieces of metal, that was kinda inevitable 😅

    Kaspar Kristiansen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably some sort of water heater, but I agree that was an accident waiting to happen. Luckily no persons were injured.

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    C L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot water heater? Earthquake? Can't imagine what else would make it topple

    Heather Menard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wasn't the water heater on the ground instead of mounted to the wall?

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you expect? Doesn't look like it was securely attached to the wall to start with

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this was an earthquake. It looks like the water tank was mounted to the wall above the washing machine. Improperly mounted, I should say.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rest in Peace? If it had fallen apart it would have rested in pieces.

    Itsmeagain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy heck, I bet that went with a bang!

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    #11

    Amazon Said This Photo Is Proof That A $1093, 150-Pound Generator Was Delivered To My House

    Amazon Said This Photo Is Proof That A $1093, 150-Pound Generator Was Delivered To My House

    DoNotLickToaster Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it camo pattern?

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know they made invisible generators

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was about to make this joke. Looks like you beat me to it!

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There it is, in front of the door. You simply add water and stir.

    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might be the instruction manual in a separate package.

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That won't hold up in court. It only proves that someone took a photo of your porch.

    Sunny Day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. It's in that white envelope. Completely obvious. ---- I ordered something off ebay once. Actually 2 of the same item from the same seller. I received one. Contacted seller. "No, it was delivered. See?" A*****e.

    Holly Hunholz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it is time for a lawyerđŸ€”

    Santrikea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an IKEA generator. All the parts you need are in the envelope. Minus one screw...of course.

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    #12

    My Neighbor Is Going To Have A Harsh Morning Getting To Work

    My Neighbor Is Going To Have A Harsh Morning Getting To Work

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now be became branch manager..!

    Angela B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tree had enough of the BMW not using indicators I suspect.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First call is to the insurance agent. Second call is to a taxi service.

    John Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a large tree branch fall on my wife's car similar to that. The very next day after we paid it off! Grrrrr!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Sorry, boss, but my car had trunk problems.”

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I be-leaf it wood be best if he'd just log in from home...

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tree either doesn't like him and doesn't want him to leave or really likes him and wants him to stay home that day.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tree came down but fortunately didn't hit anything important. Thank goodness

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Tree of Life gives you lemons

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    When you’re having a terrible day, your first impulse might be to find someone or something to blame. But sometimes, it’s best not to point the finger. Many things in life are completely out of our control, and we have no way of knowing what would have happened if things had just gone our way. Something else could have gone wrong, perhaps something worse! Try not to be angry or bitter, and accept that the day was simply out of your control. 

    #13

    Well This Is Sad. Mom Dropped Her Phone On The Train Tracks Obliterating The Thing And Damaged Her Only Photos Of Her Deceased Grandparents

    Well This Is Sad. Mom Dropped Her Phone On The Train Tracks Obliterating The Thing And Damaged Her Only Photos Of Her Deceased Grandparents

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    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...thats so sad TT sorry abt that...

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always have backup, both the digital stuff and the physical stuff. Use an copy in the wallet!

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about keeping your phone in your pocket or purse or handbag or backpack? Hundreds of instances on YouTube of stupid people losing their phones.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost all my pictures of Bouche and Audi when my last phone died. However, when BP stopped permabanning because of downvotes, they apparently also reinstated banned users. I accidentally hit sign in with Google a couple of weeks ago, and was signed in with my original name. That name had my favorite picture of Bouche as a kitten (and adult), and I was able to download it.

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw that’s such a nice story. Pls safe an extra copy.

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bright people would have made copies. Just sayin'!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not stored the original in one’s PHONE case. Even if the train tracks thing hadn’t happened, phones get lost or stolen quite often.

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    JET
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I email myself important documents and photos as soon as I receive them now. I learned the hard way.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an actual, physical photo. You can see a corner of it in the pic.

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    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only she could have take another picture of this picture...

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh man, that is sooooo sad,

    Molly Reece
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they’re saved to the cloud she’ll be able to get them. ALWAYS back your phone up!

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    #14

    I Just Wanted A Beer After A Long Day Of Work. First, Tab Broke Off. I Used A Spoon To Open It Only To Find Another Tab. Opening It Shotgun Style, I Guess

    I Just Wanted A Beer After A Long Day Of Work. First, Tab Broke Off. I Used A Spoon To Open It Only To Find Another Tab. Opening It Shotgun Style, I Guess

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used a can opener before. It works suprisingly well.

    Bree Manning
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d say that’s a wrap. Go to bed and start a new day!

    Jerry Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For gosh sake get another beer.

    Ubiquitous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo dawg, we heard you like cans...

    Lori Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send this picture to the company, you'll probably get a coupon for a sixpack😉

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    #15

    Washing Machine In The Apartment Above Me Was Pouring Water For Days, And No One Noticed Until It Started Pouring Out Of My Circuit Breaker

    Washing Machine In The Apartment Above Me Was Pouring Water For Days, And No One Noticed Until It Started Pouring Out Of My Circuit Breaker

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My drunken sister was housesitting for friends. She went to make a bath to soak in. She passed out downstairs on the couch and when she sat up her feet got wet. I wonder what happened. Needless to say, the friendship ended when they returned.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plumbing by the team of Howard, Fine, and Howard.

    JET
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! Thats definitely fire waiting to burn down the complex. Let me quess? Did it take weeks for a response?

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an apartment where the upstairs bath tub was leaking. The apartment complex waited 3 days to get to us. By that point the whole wall was soaked. They didn't replace the drywall and it was a big wall of mold. Moved the hell out of there. Also, the ceilings in two rooms collapsed. They came by and fixed one, left and never fixed the other. They thought I was a jerk for bothering them.

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really shocks me, literally

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    When it comes to not blaming anyone for your bad luck, that includes letting yourself off the hook. Even if you made a mistake that got you here, you’re human. We’re all fallible! Be kind to yourself and have compassion. Perhaps you weren’t feeling well, which caused you to be off your game. Or maybe your mind was elsewhere when working because of issues going on in your personal life. We’re all complex creatures who can’t be expected to be 100% our best all the time. 

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    #16

    Guest's 8-Year-Old Child Damaged An Already-Fragile Copy Of Homer's Iliad From 1872

    Guest's 8-Year-Old Child Damaged An Already-Fragile Copy Of Homer's Iliad From 1872

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    Liv ੈ‧₊˚
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably shouldn’t had been left out if it was already pretty damaged anyways


    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 is plenty old enough to know not to touch things that aren't theirs.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be rebound. I've seen worse damage mended by a professional.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find a good book binder they should be able to sort that out.

    Misty D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be extremely upset.

    Tuna Beach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who leaves it in the company of an 8 year old??!!??

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't blame the 8 year old because it was an 8 year old. I'm thinking you should be laying blame elsewhere.

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    #17

    Thought It Would Be Fun To Invite My Friends Over For Lunch On My Dog’s Birthday Just For Fun. Everyone Canceled After I Put The Delivery Order In

    Thought It Would Be Fun To Invite My Friends Over For Lunch On My Dog’s Birthday Just For Fun. Everyone Canceled After I Put The Delivery Order In

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope your dog had a great time with his favourite person (you) anyway.

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a great day! more cake and pizza for you, you get to eat leftover pizza for a day or two, and there’s no need so socialise with anyone so can wear comfy clothes and lounge. This sounds perfect (for real though, having friends all cancel plans would be sad, but the introvert in me would also be partly grateful)

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're obviously no good at being friends

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a Halloween party I planned. Had 15 people say they’d come. No one showed up. Had to deal with an absurd amount of hot dogs and buns afterwards

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an independence day cookout I had planned about 15 years ago. I invited everyone at the small restaurant I worked at, and spent over $300 in food. Everyone cancelled the day before or the morning of.

    robert copher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be reconsidering those friendships after that.

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a none problem. No guests and plenty of food to snack on. Best day ever.

    Paul Donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo had the best day ever! Buy more poop bags

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of my last try at a birthday party. Told people there'd be food, so I needed to have an estimate of how many were coming (family mostly). Spent two days prepping and baking and cooking (homemade mini sausage rolls, quiche, cakes, other small things so it's like a walking dinner). In the end two friends came who informed me they already had dinner plans so wouldn't eat at my place and four family members came, two of whom nibbled on things, and then the others were like "not hungry, we already ate". Tried to save as much food as possible, but given how little showed up, how little they ate and their refusal to take some stuff home with them, I had to throw away quite a lot. Never invited people over for food since.

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    #18

    Gloves Broke At The Seam On Both Hands For Both Colors. My Hands Didn’t Even Completely Fill Up The Glove So I Don’t Know What Happened. My Work Buddies Are Gonna Find This Hilarious

    Gloves Broke At The Seam On Both Hands For Both Colors. My Hands Didn’t Even Completely Fill Up The Glove So I Don’t Know What Happened. My Work Buddies Are Gonna Find This Hilarious

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you even do in this situation?

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wash off as much as you can, and be a partial Smurf for a few weeks?

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    penguino (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is just inktastic (I’ll see myself out)

    GPawesomeness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punsters are awesome, grew up with 3 older brothers that were horrible/awesome, interesting dinners.......

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    Mia C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% isopropyl alcohol will get rid of this. You can find it at any beauty shop

    mft760
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a ruse for the bank robbery.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, print shop? Your skin cells will slough it off in about 5 years.

    Alyce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try gasoline; used as press wash back in the day

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    Now, once you’ve accepted that a day simply wasn’t for you, it’s time to do something that will turn your frown upside down. Go for a walk and get some fresh air to clear your head, call up a family member to chat with to take your mind off of things, stop by your favorite bakery and grab a pastry, or spend the evening watching a feel-good film. Anything that will get you smiling or feeling grateful again is a great move!

    #19

    Forgot To Let The Faucet Drip

    Forgot To Let The Faucet Drip

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    C L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like more than a faucet!

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, when a faucet bursts all the pressure goes through that hole. Don't ask me how I know.

    Kerikat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just took only 1 night during a cold snap. St Louis area....$1200 later.

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can teach the neighbor kids about stalactites or is it stalagtites.?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't do that again, will ya?

    m0@nlight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you live that you have to do that?

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in North Dakota and this is definitely a thing when the temperatures drop super low and you're gone for an extended period of time.

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    #20

    Neighbor's Kid Decided To Decorate My Car With A Rock To Make It Look "Cute"

    Neighbor's Kid Decided To Decorate My Car With A Rock To Make It Look "Cute"

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbours kid did something similar to three cars here with the handlebars of his scooter. Parents were surprised when I put up a camera!

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sis worked for a school and it turns out most (not all of course) parents are quick to say "Not my kid!" even when faced with 100% irrefutable proof. It's crazy!

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    Pam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents need to get out their checkbook

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is definitely not cute

    Wendy Hamilton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello neighbors. Get out your wallet.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh somebody needs an a*s beating for that.

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did this to my truck when he was younger and my wife was watching him while I was finishing some tractor work up.

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...what did u do after that?

    Maude Lin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the parents paid for the damage.

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    #21

    Someone’s Lost Bag At The Toronto Airport. I Lost Count Of How Many Vehicles Have Driven Around It Since I Sat Down For Lunch

    Someone’s Lost Bag At The Toronto Airport. I Lost Count Of How Many Vehicles Have Driven Around It Since I Sat Down For Lunch

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not my job" 😋 ?

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering how much work and mucking around it is to find out where it needs to go - which keeps them from doing their own job and then getting written up

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    Pa Pa Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BIL used to be a baggage handler they are taught to leave baggage that is unattended alone unless it fell from their vehicle, It's a security issue they have special team to check out unattended baggage. I witnessed this first hand as I saw them respond to a unattended bag in a restroom at a airport.

    Adam Simard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All by myself...don't' wanna be all by myself ...ANYMORE!

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than when my sister's suitcase got lost and was returned with damaged contents after being demolished by a bagged truck. They ran it right over and ruined her best souvenirs.

    Mystery Kitteh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was mine actually. YYZ YYC June 2023 on AC

    Mystery Kitteh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Yes, They finally retrieved it. Delivered to my hotel 3 days later

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone decided to carry-on as usual - they couldn't handle the responsibility. Wheel-ly hope it gets returned to the owner

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to check yourself. I asked a law firm if I could file a suit against you for the pain and suffering that was totes caused by these puns. (My pharmacist confirmed it when I asked for something that valise the pain). They said I have a solid case.

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now that is jsut sad..... Whenver I fly I do whatever I cna to avoid cheking a bag

    L H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luggage unattended ...

    Catherine Hutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toronto’s Pearson Airport is one of the world’s worst. We drive to Buffalo Airport rather than go through that nightmare.

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    You might also want to try something completely new with your bad day. Have you ever meditated? Have you ever baked bread from scratch? Even if things flop, you’ve got nothing to lose today! It might be the perfect time to branch out and try something you’ve never done before. You might even surprise yourself and really enjoy it!

    #22

    This Was A Tesla

    This Was A Tesla

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    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if that's biodegradable, these electric cars are so good for the planet (/s)

    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...due to the battery...fire cannot be extinguished...has to burn out...

    ByeFelicia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're so good for the environment lol

    Layla Layla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing more efficient than self incineration

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emblematic of Musk's idea of a future 'murica.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesla's rust, so I'm not surprised they burn.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't realize they mad convertibles.............

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    #23

    Great Way To Start A Friday

    Great Way To Start A Friday

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    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your car slept well, it's not tired anymore.

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost scrolled by but jerked so hard to go ''The f**k you just say?!' that my phone almost jumped out of my hands. Well done.

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    Enochrises
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny not funny. Happened to one of my brothers. I laughed when i saw it. Brotherly love can hurt lol. Still sucks royally if its yours.

    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some good Samaritan noticed your alignment was off and took the wheels to get it fixed! (Sorry) :))

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my ex wife sit on the porch one morning and watched this tire company come and repo a set of tires from the neighbors car! Then watched her and her son walk out to leave and the shock on her face seeing the car on blocks was quite comical(she wasn't very friendly!) she looked at us and I just tipped my coffee cup to her and said "yeah... They just took ur tires!"

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and BTW this was a tire company in my area that was notorious for doing a repo if u were even slightly late on payments! So it wasn't like some thugs coming to steal them... Otherwise I would have called the cops or tried to stop them.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady I worked with about 15 years ago had a Mitsubishi hatchback. When she went outside one morning to head to work somebody had stolen the dang hatch and the whole rear end of her car was open.

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I prefer having the low-end model car with steel wheels and hubcaps. Ain't nobody want my wheels.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that car hasn't moved in at least a week. Tons of rust on the rotors, more than just a few days' worth. Next time get locking lugs.

    JET
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again. I hate people.

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    #24

    Someone Got Their Croc Stuck In The Escalator

    Someone Got Their Croc Stuck In The Escalator

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kindergarten teacher’s daughter had something similar happen. She fell and ended up needing stitches. I’ve hated escalators ever since

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The escalators here have warning signs saying NO CROCS. Fashion faux pas aside, this is why.

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That croc likely saved that person's foot. It's not the shoe that's the problem, it's the person wearing it. People don't pay attention very well on escalators. I can't even tell you how many times I've seen people trip, get things caught, fall. Crocs are not any more inherently bad to wear on an escalator than other shoes. In fact, shoes with laces are worse, because laces get tangled way easier and more often. Plus, slipping out of a partially laced up shoe if it gets stuck is much more difficult than a croc that's not snug on your foot.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Florida, a croc stuck on an escalator is an entirely different problem. Sort of like all Florida problems.

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soft shoes like crocs, flip flops, etc can be real dangerous on escalators. Just google the term "degloving injury" for fun.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is no loss, shoe got what it deserved

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a sandal stuck as a kid...and have been leery of them ever since.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything with a super soft sole like crocs or flip flops are dangerous. Especially off of hot asphalt. They get soft enough to fit into the groves and get caught by the combs

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my worst fear is now confirmed, you can die like that guy from the x-files

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they send an investi-gator ..

    Xenia Harley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you never take a dog on an escalator unless you can pick it up to hold it! Easy to get a paw mangled like this!

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    #25

    Daughter Left The Garden Hose Running Outside All Night And It Managed To Flood My Basement

    Daughter Left The Garden Hose Running Outside All Night And It Managed To Flood My Basement

    Bonus points for the poop litter that spilled and the 4 hours of tinkering with my sump pump to pull this all out.

    Elden_Sage Report

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marv would be proud of her

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had replacement windows put in one week. They finished on Friday. On Sunday morning, I went into the basement and found they'd left the back spigot turned on. Wasn't as bad as this, but I did have a clean concrete floor afterwards.

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of garden hose do you have? Like fire department sized hose?.. or it is a water garden

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... That's definitely not covered on your insurance

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did the same as a teen - flooded part of my living room the night before Thanksgiving

    JET
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smh.. not to mention the cost of repairing sheet rock etc ....to prevent Black Mold

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor has a big sign on their door about remembering to turn off the water for the garden.

    Be_ Heard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with all that water, their basement is still nicer than mine 😅

    KEN WESTFALL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come it doesn't flood after heavy rains?

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    #26

    I Stayed At A BnB With Bed Bugs And Had A Huge Allergic Reaction

    I Stayed At A BnB With Bed Bugs And Had A Huge Allergic Reaction

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    Kaspar Kristiansen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an allergic reaction, that's sadly just how you look after a bed bug encounter....

    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few weeks back I stayed at a Wyndham place that had bed bugs. I looked like that after. Never been anywhere that had them before

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a fairly standard bed bug reaction. I would be more worried about them hitching a lift and infesting the home. They're very good at hiding. In anything. Horrible creatures.

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This day and age, with everything going on, why are people still renting out their homes, and why are others staying there?

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bedbugs are evil things. When you get home, be sure and quarantine everything in the garage or basement. Even the clothes you’re wearing. They will hitch a ride

    EmAdoresHerKats🇼đŸ‡ȘđŸ‡©đŸ‡żđŸ‡”đŸ‡ž
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there was that massive bed bug case in France a few months ago my OCD went into overdrive. I fixate on a lot of things and it drove me mental. This picture is just awful.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Uh-oh. I look like that currently. Thought it was mosquitos. Going home to double-check my bed/burn down the house...

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you end up having bed bugs or was it something else?

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    BatPhace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah unfortunately every 3 bite chunk is one bug đŸ€ąđŸ€ą

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    #27

    Just Because It "Fits" Doesn't Mean You Put It In The Locker

    Just Because It "Fits" Doesn't Mean You Put It In The Locker

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    pipboo@live.co.uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corkscrew through the mid point of the near side of the box, and heave.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might damage what's inside. Better to use tape to make a handle, or wrap tape around your hand, press against, and pull

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the person had tied a piece of ribbon around the parcel it would have been so easy to remove.

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mail persons don't generally carry ribbon. They put it in the box if it fits.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of days ago I received an Amazon box with the product box jammed inside of it. Took me some strong scissors and jimmying to get the second one out.

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape a handle to pull on might work

    driedgrapes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally had to open the box inside of the mailbox because of this before.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always carry a boxcutter on my belt (wife with Prime account). Just cut the end out-- problem solved.

    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use a hex key, or anything with a bend.

    Rikki Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaah, looks like Canada Post at its finest!!

    Melinda Flick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It fit through the BACK opening, not the FRONT opening.

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    #28

    Guess Who Found A Worm In Their Can Of Peaches After They Already Ate Most Of The Can?

    Guess Who Found A Worm In Their Can Of Peaches After They Already Ate Most Of The Can?

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    Ladedah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +đŸ€źđŸ€ŻđŸ€źđŸ˜«... [why TF is there never an emoji that's desperately rinsing it's mouth out???]

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    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't find half worm...

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure? How do you know if it has its original length?

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    nine4t4
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be worse. could have found half a worm.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than half a worm, yeah?

    Shipeng Guo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ąđŸ€ą

    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks more like a sprout or something similar than a worm...

    Neb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I wanted to say the same, it is more like sprout or root.

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    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did product recalls for years. One was a man who bought a prepackaged salad. When he tips it up to get the remainder, a dead and dried mouse fell out.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These types of stories are the reason I dump out all of the salad and check it first đŸ€ą

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    #29

    Opened The Cupboard Door And A 1k Candle Fell Out

    Opened The Cupboard Door And A 1k Candle Fell Out

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A $1000 candle? Can't be?

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure they were making a joke about the price to replace the stove/stove top since the candle would cost them ~$1k to fix the stove

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    Josephine Blogs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is referring to the cost of replacing the hob. Not the cost or weight of the candle. A simple look in Reddit clears that up.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reasons why I refuse to ever have a glass topped stove

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, my glass stovetop cost 2k. Hope you are right about 1k.

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that candles came in one kilogram size! That's a gorgeous color though. I mean for the candle. What was I saying?

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's supposed to be 1kg, not 1k

    Russell Monolias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That same thing happened to my wife and I so I Bought a new stove, and a week later we had a earthquake , and a crystal salt shaker fell out and broke the new stove

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they make the cooktop to fragile?

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    #30

    Was Just About To Leave For Work. Ceiling Fell Right On The Gaming Setup

    Was Just About To Leave For Work. Ceiling Fell Right On The Gaming Setup

    MidnightMunchieMeal Report

    Sparky4
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had that happen. Fortunately, nothing expensive got damaged

    Shipeng Guo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why you buy insurance.

    Earthquake903
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put your gaming setup under a ceiling anyway? Just asking for it imo.

    GPawesomeness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else would they put it? Not a gamer but it is a room for their gaming equipment with walls, floor, ceiling, door? Just spit balling......

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The insulation is pink, looks a bit like candy floss. ( Sorry I forget the U.S. name for it.)

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water damage strikes again. I hated burst pipes in ceilings. They always made such problems

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! As a gamer myself (still play and love Mass Effect) this really sucks. Sorry.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or does this look kinda human body-ish? đŸ„ș

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    #31

    Tar Splattered On The Back Of My Car. We Are Figuring Out The Mystery, But It May Be That The Transformer On The Pole I Park My Car Next To At My House Might Be Overheating And Leaking

    Tar Splattered On The Back Of My Car. We Are Figuring Out The Mystery, But It May Be That The Transformer On The Pole I Park My Car Next To At My House Might Be Overheating And Leaking

    I didn't even know they could do that, unbelievable. I just went to the car wash recently, too. 

    nachoian Report

    ƒÎčŃ•Đœ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transformers don't contain tar. Looks like drips from a roofing company pumping up hot tar.

    Tony Buchanan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some transformers, specifically ignition transformers, can be insulated with tar. Tar can melt when a transformer overheats, and it can then ooze out of the transformer.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So even worse, hazardous transformer oil? ⚠

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transformers have mineral oil, not tar, in them.

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    John Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's from a transformer, it's not tar, but a tar mixture that contains PCB. Be very careful around it!

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think a car wash will fix that. 😯

    Brad Kacer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful!! Some transformers are PCB filled - a carcinogen

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's from a transformer, be careful. They do not contain nice fluids. They contain PCBs and are super duper toxic

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been Pollocked jack.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kerosene is sovereign for removing tar. I used to work at a car wash.

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    #32

    My Upstairs Neighbor Dropped A Quart Of Milk And It's Dripping Into My Apartment

    My Upstairs Neighbor Dropped A Quart Of Milk And It's Dripping Into My Apartment

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can smell this picture as time goes by

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the roof made of? Cardboard? Paper? Teabags?

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche! Audi! Your assistance is needed! Oh wait nevermind I think cats are lactose intolerant just stay in your box!

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should come down and clean their mess up

    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped a full strawberry milkshake in my car once. Even though I washed the entire floor of the car it stank for months. The summer heat finally burned it out.

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spilled cheese& potato soup in a company vehicle once. I was running late for a super important meeting so I had no choice but to leave the vehicle parked in the sun for an hour before I could clean it up. That vehicle was never the same after
the memory of the smell haunts me

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    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? Like really? What sort of f'ed up construction allows this?

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sad part of it is that your bucket isn't working right.

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    #33

    Washed My Lenses

    Washed My Lenses

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? 🙀🙈

    Diana Schlafer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From their REDDIT post, "Didn’t realize my lens bag fell into my laundry before dumping everything in. They got submerged in soapy water for at least 5-10mjn before I realized."

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    JET
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸ˜±đŸ«šđŸ˜­..I'm a photographer and this makes me depressed.

    Barong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Just was in Europe in for a month and my RF 100-500mm L lens fell out of my pack onto a stone paved street in Olympia. It did surprisingly little damage, but I still sent it in for repairs. Thank goodness for Canon's CarePack. They took care of it and fixed it quickly. Hopefully the guy in this post had something similar for insurance.

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    Atero
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money laundry... And this folks, is how drowned 3.2k-7.5k USD looks like :(

    Donna Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you ignore the "Dry Clean Only" tag.

    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW? I have expensive lenses. How do you do that accidentally???

    Atomic Giraffe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read lenses as senses at first. 😄

    Julia Ford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why is his washer so dirty??

    Martin König
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to see how you'll fit them into your eyes. Good luck anyway.

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    #34

    My Car And House Keys Fell Out Of My Pocket While Playing With My Dogs And Now They’re Buried In Snow

    My Car And House Keys Fell Out Of My Pocket While Playing With My Dogs And Now They’re Buried In Snow

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    JET
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Was just about to say that ! Whats the shiny object barely peeking out? Bottom center? Maybe the flash picked it up? Zoom in!

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that happen when I was raking leaves. I filled about 20 big paper leaf bags and realized the keys were gone. I had to dump each bag out, looking for them. Found them in bag #12!

    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had a family friend lose their wedding band in the leaves they had bagged. they offered me dinner after i found it with my metal detector

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until spring thaw. They'll be sandwiched between two doggie do's.

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    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe his car fell out of his pocket

    SandraG_lak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I pictured while reading the description: anthropomorphic car and house keys playing with dogs in a pocket, then all of them falling out into the snow, becoming buried.

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband once took a long walk with the dog... played all over a multi-acre schoolyard... came home and found his keys were missing. He says, "I'm going to take Loki (our - at the time - 9 month old 95%-5% APBT /Rottweiler mix) to see if he can find my keys." I laughed and told him, "good Luck... he's a pitbull not a bloodhound."... and I laughed and laughed... then - a half hour later - I get this picture... damn dog had found his keys. I should have known better (obviously)... it was my dog and I was the one who was doing his training... I knew he was incredibly smart, but - sadly - had made an assumption in the moment. Apparently, one should never assume a dog's breed limits it's potential abilities. Loki is now 5 y/o and still the smartest pup I've ever had!

    Pam Seely
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog would definitely be finding them for me

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    #35

    Grandparents' House Caught Fire While They Were Away For Thanksgiving

    Grandparents' House Caught Fire While They Were Away For Thanksgiving

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they were away. I have similar from my parents and my mom didn't make it out.

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad :( Happend to my grandparents too. My granddad was a photographer and they lost every photo he had. So many memories.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sad but at least they weren't there

    Santrikea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's way, way worse than just a bad day.

    Candice Simmons
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope there were no pets in the house either.

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    #36

    Guess The Chicken Had Paprika On It

    Guess The Chicken Had Paprika On It

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you rub your face with the chicken?

    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you have to do is touch the chicken with the paprika with your fingers and then rub your eyes. I have accidently done this many times in the past

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so glad I don't have any food allergies. What a PITA.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is allergic reaction. It can be fatal. I've a rare capsicum allergy and have had to have emergency Epipherine in the back of an ambulance a few times. If it's Paprika that caused it? Chances are it's an allergy to Capsicum.

    Shark bait hoo haha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am allergic to bell peppers and paprika is made from bell peppers. I get like this when I eat anything with paprika. However, I can eat all the other kinds of peppers like jalapenos, ghost and pablanos with zero problems. I am not allergic to nightshades either. My docs are dumbfounded but every time I eat bell peppers or paprika, I get hives and my face swells up.

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    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you don't make out with strange chickens.

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you not tell? Looks like you took a really close look at it

    R jD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food goes in your mouth. For future reference unless, of course, you're a dog and like to roll in it.

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    #37

    Someone Tried And Failed To Break Into My Car Last Night

    Someone Tried And Failed To Break Into My Car Last Night

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    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they failed?

    E A M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did this to my car. Then smashed a window and tried to take apart the steering column only to find I had the software upgrade that prevented them from stealing the car. I have a 2016 Hyundai Elantra. I got the upgrade after the car had been stolen 6 months before...

    Nikki138
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same minus the window smash. Old one was a Hyundai Sonata. Vandalized and stolen (broke down on them in town HA) new one is a Hyundai Elantra. Tiktok showed people how to steal those vehicles and Kias. My new one has the upgrade as well.

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    Richard Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had someone try to siphon gas out of my car. Someone ripped off the gas cap door only to find it was the door covering the electrical charging port.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly, no one has ever tried to steal my 2005 Chrysler with a smashed trunk (from a hit and run).

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They gave it a good go

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang! I had the same thing happen to me years ago. Damaged the locks on both doors, so I had to get a locksmith to replace them.

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    #38

    My Bathroom Scale Randomly Shattered. No Sound, Nothing Around It That Could've Hit It

    My Bathroom Scale Randomly Shattered. No Sound, Nothing Around It That Could've Hit It

    412gage Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inbuilt tension in the glass?b

    Raeka Faith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tempered glass explodes due to big changes in temperature. It could have gotten hot due to the shower running, then had a cold breeze blow over it. I've seen them explode from less.

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    Paul Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the ghost was heavier than it thought

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your momma's so fat, you mentioned her name and the scale shattered.

    Michael Vachon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had the same thing happen with mine. I believe it was because I had ignored some previous warnings in the display, like: 'One at a time!', 'Scale meant for people', 'Put down the pizza & beer!'

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unbearable weight of being a scale. Use further caution, the mirror may be self reflecting.

    Misty D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that ghost is overweight.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was tired of being stepped on.

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    #39

    Only Had A Few More Passes To Go

    Only Had A Few More Passes To Go

    restorology Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an easy fix as long as the nut and washer haven't already been picked up and turned into shrapnel by the mower.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks to me like the plastic broke around the axle instead of the nut and washer coming off, so that will need a new wheel.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do that at all? This grass is perfectly fine. I hate the idea of ugly lawns. Taller grass keeps more moisture.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you. I hate lawns in general. But, some communities have rules about it. The US has a lot of HOAs that will fine you up the wazoo if you don't keep the lawn short.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a hand-me-down mower when we first got our house, it was not great, pain to start and push. I was pushing pushing pushing to get by a divot and one of the wheels came off, had rusted off. I was so frustrated I shoved it to the end of our driveway where trash pickup is, it was collected by someone before days end - good riddance. Even if I had to buy a new one

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the were just in the middle of getting excited for that beer and congratulating themselves on a job well done

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It said it's tired and needs a break.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were on a roll, but needed a brake - hope someone wheel help you out

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd turn that puppy around so the good hub faces in and limp it through.

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    #40

    Opened Up My Fireproof Safe To Find My Passport Growing Mold On Top Of All Of My Important Documents

    Opened Up My Fireproof Safe To Find My Passport Growing Mold On Top Of All Of My Important Documents

    Guaco-Taco Report

    Dawn Woolley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a similar safe and found that my passport and important papers all smelled musty. I don't live in an area where mold is a problem but maybe one of my old documents had gone a bit musty and infected everything else.

    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put silica gel packets in my safe for any moisture

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! This is why those little packets are useful!

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also live in a very tropical environment like North Queensland, Fiji, Thailand etc

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    Nicky Shrimps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the zip bag? It's DESIGNED to hold IN moisture.

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And keep moisture out most importantly. It creates an airtight seal so what’s in stays in and what’s out stays out

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    Adam Simard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must of had some moisture in there when you closed it and if it's air tight, that can happen. :(

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was your passport made of bread?

    Snowy Ashton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silica gel packets help with this!

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    #41

    Weekly Plasma Donation And I Got This Lovely Complimentary Bruise

    Weekly Plasma Donation And I Got This Lovely Complimentary Bruise

    Impossible-Wash5472 Report

    Ơimon Ơpaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weekly? Wow. Also, this is pretty bad one, how it even happened?

    arthbach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Scotland, you can donate plasma once every four weeks. It's every 12 weeks for blood, and they advise 16 weeks for women between 18 and 50. And of course, people are not paid to donate. Buying plasma and blood preys on the poor and vulnerable.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this happen with a plasma donation. They really struggled getting it in for me, then it clotted while they were giving me back my blood so I had to wait around for an hour while they monitored me and gave me fluids. Bruise lasted for a couple of months.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should take a break from those weekly donations. Your body says so.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this phlebotomist was just really bad

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    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do not go back or get another technician. Also check with your provider for anemia and/or clotting issues.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these poke you folks are pretty good; this one obviously sucked. And damn, you paying your rent with blood?

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had small bruises before from plasma donations Red Cross but this is really bad. Get some Vitamin E oil to fub on it twice a day and definitely don't use that arm for awhile.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the hell are you able to give plasma weekly??? Shouldn't it be monthly?

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They blew your vein out don't go back

    Marika Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What weekly isn't it too much? In my country you can donate blood 4times per year and plasma can be every month

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    #42

    Fiancée Forgot She Was Wearing Slippers To The Airport Before A Week-Long Vacation

    Fiancée Forgot She Was Wearing Slippers To The Airport Before A Week-Long Vacation

    SimonSaysGoGo Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... but... how do you forget you're wearing slippers?

    Sharkie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You focus on important stuff and miss some detail. I have ADHD I know the struggle.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then a well earned vacation it is!

    Zitronella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pants and socks aren't exactly high fashion either, so it doesn't matter...

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Excuse to but new shoes?

    Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem. They slip on and off easy at security and you're comfy for the trip. As long as you packed other shoes, which assuming you would have since you're going for a week long trip.

    Adam Simard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they look just fine for an airplane ride! I don't see an issue. Buy new shoes when you get there or was it a plow all along to get new shoes for vaca...hmmm sneaky/genius!

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What no other shoes packed for a week long vacation?

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did none of you notice this before leaving your home?

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are hard soled so will be ok until she can buy some.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well didn't you pack some shoes? And just how do you foget, nd why didn't you sa somethig?

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    #43

    Pipe Burst In The Attic And The Ceiling Caved In

    Pipe Burst In The Attic And The Ceiling Caved In

    ElegantBeat1643 Report

    Magenta Blu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do USA builders use cardboard to build their houses?

    ƒÎčŃ•Đœ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a lesson why we don't run water overhead.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes we do, and when a pipe burst above the bathroom I was very glad to find, that the wall that got soaked were NOT gypsum board.

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    IguanaStampede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they run water through the attic? That's the first place that would freeze.

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the house is built on a floating slab, the pipes go underneath. If the pipes break, you have to dig up your floor to get access. Not everyone has a basement.

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    Jason
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this happen 1 week after I moved into my first house. Pipe behind shower burst and collapsed the bathroom into the garage. Tons of water all over the pallets of new wood flooring I had in there

    Rikki Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there pipes in the attic???

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    #44

    Accidentally Stepped On My Glasses And They Broke In Half. I Don't Have Money For New Ones

    Accidentally Stepped On My Glasses And They Broke In Half. I Don't Have Money For New Ones

    SoulRikaAR Report

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always keep my old prescription glasses as backup in case I break or lose the new ones. Better wearing outdated glasses then being blind (I'm really shortsighted)

    Emma London
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lenses are still good, so.. superglue?

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be a case for super glue AND duct tape.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what masking tape is for. You'll look like a nerd but a nerd who can see.

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little duct tape and they will be fixed right up!! đŸ€Ł

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped my glasses and couldn't stop my stride so crush...

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would recommend Gorilla Glue but I'm not sure it works that well.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just downvoted someone who suggested buying a new pair of frames at a thrift shop. My glasses are upwards of ÂŁ180 depending upon the frames that fit the lenses and how the lenses would fit in the frames. You can't always just put duct tape or sellotape on them, as a quick fix maybe but put a piece of sellotape just beside your eye and see how it affects your vision. You tend to, your vision, goes towards that rather than watching where you're going... Been there, done that!

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    #45

    Bought 2 Days Ago, Receipt Is Gone Of Course

    Bought 2 Days Ago, Receipt Is Gone Of Course

    McNasty2o6 Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put in pan, crack egg in hole, flip, cook egg, eat. Yum, eggs are still keto.

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say, perfect bread for Toad in the Hole.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the weight correct?

    Patrick Davies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weight will be correct, but this is a massive over-proofing of the loaf. The bottom part will be far more dense then good bread should be.

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    LillieMean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened to me too and I sent feedback to the bakery and received a fairly generous gift card. Probably because I was a bit tipsy and creatively used humorous language. for example, as far as I'm concerned, I didn't buy bread that identified itself as bagels.

    the_avenging_knight (her/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can fry an egg in the middle and make a pretty good breakfast sandwich.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll have to have the 'hole' street in for breakfast, to use up the loaf.

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    Nicky Shrimps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paid a premium for that "keto" BS, I bet.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The slices look like they're groaning

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    #46

    ATM Chomped Up My Christmas Shopping Budget As A Treat

    ATM Chomped Up My Christmas Shopping Budget As A Treat

    legomahfuego Report

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give it a good yank, as long as you have both serial numbers, it is exchangeable for a new one

    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure if you have more than half of a US bill, it is considered legal tender.

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    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $20 was this person's Christmas shopping budget? Off to the Dollar Tree!

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chris-Krinkle đŸŽ…đŸœ

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can take the pieces inside, and the teller will replace the bill for you 🙂

    Casey Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you only need at least 51% but that might only be at a fed reserve bank.

    #47

    Trying To Move My CD Collection, I Should Just Give Up At This Point

    Trying To Move My CD Collection, I Should Just Give Up At This Point

    whitemike40 Report

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give up, this is fixable.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to pick these up. Unless the cds themselves are damaged, they should be ok.

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't get run over... *vroom vroom* WAIT STOP I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure desperation at this point.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those jewel cases came in clutch!

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those things are pretty near indestructible. I ran over one with my car. Case was ruined but the CD is fine.

    Nicky Shrimps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, looks like a bunch of burns and not worth keeping.

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    #48

    Bought These Ice Breakers At The Airport For $6

    Bought These Ice Breakers At The Airport For $6

    wildoregano Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've been sitting on a shelf for a long time

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this and what is the problem?

    nm (he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.hersheyland.com/products/ice-breakers-coolmint-sugar-free-mints-1-5-oz-puck.html

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in the world would buy these are the airport? That is justdumb, I d't need fresh breath that bad

    Neb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they will definitely break the ice! and relationship!

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    #49

    Some Women Don't Take Rejection Very Well Apparently

    Some Women Don't Take Rejection Very Well Apparently

    I_Call_Everyone_Ron Report

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? First thing i saw cat woman (eartha kitt for me) or bat girl.

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    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone threw a cat or batman though it!

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Hope you recorded and reported her?

    dremetrius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the cat signal! I must go, Gotham needs me!

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a switch. 😉 I hope this person pressed charges

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao! Yup. Been there, sorry bud

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    #50

    I Got Food Poisoning After Ordering Cheap Tilapia Online. I Should've Known That 45 Cents Per Filet Was Going To Cause Me Trouble, But No, I Just Had To

    I Got Food Poisoning After Ordering Cheap Tilapia Online. I Should've Known That 45 Cents Per Filet Was Going To Cause Me Trouble, But No, I Just Had To

    alexesparza Report

    Liv ੈ‧₊˚
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ordering fresh food that doesn’t come from a grocery store is always a bad idea😅

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've ordered plenty of meat before and never had a problem - steaks, pork, lamb, etc.. Now seafood, unless it's still flash frozen or shipped overnight, nope.

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    Prince of Darkness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it extremely difficult to have any sympathy whatsoever for anyone dumb enough to think that eating mail-order fish is a good idea

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was just shipped in a cardboard box? 😧 Should've been packed in foam with dry ice.

    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but after looking at the picture of the package the cold chain was impossible to maintain IMO. So even I wouldn't have dared eating that fish and I often enough eat stuff others consider critical.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! You ordered discount fish online. You are your own red flag.

    Happy Blue Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of tilapia is fed human waste. Never ate it again. They showed it on dirty jobs.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish, cheap fish, online! Glad you didn't die, but damn!

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered some gummies and chocolate, and they were better packed than this. Mail order fish I don't think so.

    Santrikea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stomach lurched just reading the title.

    Emma London
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If meat of fish doesn't arrive frozen block solid, don't eat it!

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    #51

    My Entire Trash Can Melted

    My Entire Trash Can Melted

    reddit.com Report

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Melted? It burned down, and in doing do nearly set your house on fire too!

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put hot carcoal in a plastic bin, ffs! 🙄

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else put hot stuff in it, according to the OP.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note from the OP, it was someone else who put something in the bin that caused this. The OP knows who and they are making it right.

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your bins should never stand right against your house wall, for this reason (and because pyromaniacs might set them on fire)

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't throw lithium batteries in the trash....

    Karen Ballou
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you put hot ashes from your fireplace or BBQ in a plastic trash can.

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    #52

    This Is My 2nd Set Of AirPods That I Have Idiotically Left In My Pockets And Washed. Please Mock Me

    This Is My 2nd Set Of AirPods That I Have Idiotically Left In My Pockets And Washed. Please Mock Me

    VerboseWraith Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wishing go get a pari, but now I've seen the future! So probably not.. đŸ€”

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pari in Hindi means fairy so I was highly confused by your typo and wondered what fairies had to do with this

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    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paying $500 for crappy ear buds just to be trendy is a failure in & of itself. Doing it twice means you're a lost cause.

    Michael Vachon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me when I confused my Air Pods with Tide Pods...

    Roma Korsakaite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet OP will buy third set and do same thing.

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haiyaaaa you think that makes me proud of you?

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of billions problems when using "true wireless" c**p.

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's time to switch to a headset?

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've washed Zippos. Also pocket story. And they work, which is fortunate

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    #53

    My Defrost Doesn't Work

    My Defrost Doesn't Work

    MushxHead Report

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luke warm (NOT HOT) ziplock bag of water. Rub it on the outside of the window and run the wipers .

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the dash lights it looks like that's not the only problem

    Kerry Ullrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure your vent is set to FRESH air...not recycled air in your car cabin...thisnis caused by recycling moist air that freezes to the windows

    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the "Christmas tree" of warning lights I'd say a lot of stuff isn't working...

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcool is always the solution!

    Adam Simard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you've got alot of red lights on your dash there bro..is it just the defrost or the whole car!

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    #54

    My Mom Thought My Controller Would Be A Good Birthday Cake Decoration. Icing Is Not Coming Off

    My Mom Thought My Controller Would Be A Good Birthday Cake Decoration. Icing Is Not Coming Off

    Distinct_Programmer4 Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she make the icing using cement?

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be referring to the blue dye. Other users suggested using rubbing alcohol & cotton swabs/balls.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, the germs on that to start with? 😅 edit: morning spelling

    Dream
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one gonna mention the GRAPES ON CAKE

    Sassy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look randomly tossed on to cover up the person's name.

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll come off. You just haven't found the proper solvent yet.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just need to clean it....

    Prince of Darkness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, 1. it still works, and 2. she probably paid for it, not you, so stfu

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    #55

    Paying $1288 For One Ticket Just To See Fan’s Sign For One Entire Song

    Paying $1288 For One Ticket Just To See Fan’s Sign For One Entire Song

    sneakypeakychewy Report

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These shameless ticket prices have to come to an end. Now.

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard ticketmaster is getting sued by the US GOVERNMENT for having a monopoly. I hope something comes out of it...

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    Murdock Schlegel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who is stupid enough to pay a thousand dollar for a cincert ticket, deserves somerhing like that.

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather pay $1288 to NOT see Taylor Swift...ever... again

    Sophie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel her pain, I was in Japan in a concert for the first time of a band I like for over 10 years. A fan next to me kept keeping up her sign into my face. She was smaller than me, I kept pushing away her hand from my face many time to be able to see. It doesn't matter how much she paid for the ticket, this is just simply rude to do it to other people.

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the need to hold up a sign. No one cares. Especially Taylor Swift.

    đŸ‡«đŸ‡ź Goth Nurse đŸ‡«đŸ‡ź
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why they didn't just tap her shoulder and say something? You don't have to tolerate this.

    Jennifer Thrasher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your first mistake was paying...that much money for a concert ticket.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After realizing you were price gouged, PULL IT DOWN.

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last concert I went to was over 8 years ago and cost me 14 euros (Emilie Autumn). Best concert I've ever gone to.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AFAIK, this weekend there is a taylor swift concert in my city- Warsaw. I jest check and ticket prices are from 50 to 180 usd :D

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    #56

    3 Minutes From Home

    3 Minutes From Home

    Alarming_Breath_3110 Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in thr tree OP, they won't find you there.

    Momo ONeil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent comment, thanks for the laugh.

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    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most car accidents happen only a few minutes from home. Because that's where we drive the most.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so far to walk then to get back home

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    #57

    Just Hours After Getting My Check This Happens

    Just Hours After Getting My Check This Happens

    Practical-Edge9257 Report

    Babs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I get food stamps. Gt it the 16 every month. I was waiting for them cause I needed groceries. At 5:00 in the morning, somebody was out shopping with my food stamps. On Sunday morning. I was lucky. They left me. 10Âą.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    No they that fid the withdrawal? đŸ€”

    #58

    Dad Went On A Rage In The Middle Of A Saturday Night

    Dad Went On A Rage In The Middle Of A Saturday Night

    Avarageupvoter Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Dad has a problem.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's jot normal! 😿

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pupil's younger brother casually told me his father broke the TV bc he was drunk. To kids, this is normal, a day like every day.

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does dad...um...drink, by any chance?

    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only acceptable if their cat is named dad

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad should clean up his own mess.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad should stop drinking

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and get on meds and talk to someone, and get a mushroom session to handle his issues...

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    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thinking he has a problem...he definitely has a problem.

    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was Dad exposed to too much gamma radiation?

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    #59

    American Airlines Flight From Portugal To Pennsylvania. I Was Supposed To Be On That Flight

    American Airlines Flight From Portugal To Pennsylvania. I Was Supposed To Be On That Flight

    Jalopy_Junkie Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run? (Works in movies.. )

    Prince of Darkness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time maybe get to the airport early, you know, like they've been telling us to do for DECADES

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    #60

    Why Does This Only Happen On Saturdays When I Have Plans

    Why Does This Only Happen On Saturdays When I Have Plans

    coot32 Report

    Sharkie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what happened, but don't know the proper terms in English. The smaller tooth was probably fixed by a dentist to fit in a better looking fake tooth. This fake tooth "front" fell out so OP is left with this weird looking "tooth stump"

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    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked in the mirror one day and my front tooth was chipped. No idea how it happened. I swear it wasn't chipped before.

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