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198 Worst Names Ever That’ll Make You Wonder What Their Parents Were Thinking
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Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.
It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!
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Sam Sung
Mr. Perv
Saad Maan
P. Ennis
Chris P. Bacon
Hitler Mussolini
Dick Long
I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard
Paul Twocock
Mike Litoris
Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt
Cooking With Poo
Moe Lester
Major Dickie Head
Dr. Faartz
Batman Bin Suparman
Jesus Condom
Lord Brain
Mrs. Rape
F. You
Dr. Shit Fun Chew
Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!
Kash Register
Donald Duck
Gay Neighbors
Dick Black
Chew Kok Long
Crystal Methven
Robert Fagot
Dr. B. J. Hardick
Dick Raper
Lieutenant Les Mcburney
Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
Judge Willie Stroker
MacDonald-Berger
Lord Vol Demort
Jack Daniels
Christian Guy
Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!