Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

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Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans 2 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo 2 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre 2 years ago

F.uck

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans 2 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White 2 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W 2 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana 2 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans 2 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

Moe Lester

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Hans 2 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

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Hans 2 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Jesus Condom

Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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#16

Batman Bin Suparman

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans 2 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel 2 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee 2 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

F. You

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Hans 2 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

Kash Register

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

Donald Duck

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Hans 2 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

Gay Neighbors

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Hans 2 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

Dick Black

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Hans 2 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans 2 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans 2 years ago

"Never been married"

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#28

Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

Dick Raper

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Hans 2 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker 2 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield 2 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska 2 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette 2 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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#37

Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans 2 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy 2 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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#39

Ana L.

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky 2 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans 2 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette 2 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

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Belle White 2 years ago

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

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#44

Dick Smalley

Dick Smalley

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Hans 2 years ago

Now this is revealing.

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#45

Dick Kock

Dick Kock

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

The guy so nice, they named him twice!

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#46

Dick Paradise

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Robert Morson 2 years ago

Is this better or worse than just being named Vagina?

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

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Hans 2 years ago

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#48

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

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Hans 2 years ago

What?

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#49

General Arse Biscuites

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Tiny Dynamine 2 years ago

This one is fake.

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#50

Dick Power

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Hans 2 years ago

And look how happy he is.

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#51

Flavour Balls

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Melissa Kennedy 2 years ago

Jeremy Backhole isn't proud either.

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#52

Dick Seeman

Dick Seeman

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Daniel Khan 2 years ago

the funny thing is that there is standing 1969!! 69

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#53

Gay Saylor

Gay Saylor

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Notchimine Mette 2 years ago

In the days when being gay meant you were happy. :)

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#54

B. J. Cobbledick

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Hope Floats 2 years ago

This poor girl hasn't just got a dodgy surname,but her first initials "B J" are dodgy too....I mean come on....Her parents didn't know this?

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#55

Dick Chapion

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Fire Bird 2 years ago

Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

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#56

Dick Tips

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Get some Viagra for that!

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#57

Sirius Bonner

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Griselle Lugo 2 years ago

Seriously???

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#58

Mahboobeh

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Jason 2 years ago

Okay...?

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#59

B. J. Worthy

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Daniel Mallory 2 years ago

well is he

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#60

Mr. Butt

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Hans 2 years ago

ART as in Artificial Rectoscopy Therapy?

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#61

Hardy-Harr

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Shanice Rees 2 years ago

ey, something that isn't sex related or just damn weird

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#62

Dr. Pornsak

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Hans 2 years ago

Clinic and room for rent? Probably in the morgue. Oh my god.

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#63

Jed I Knight

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Kjorn 2 years ago

parent are so stupid these day. they didn't realise what they do... i know a kid who names is james, but they wrote it Jaymz

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#64

Gaylord Silly

Gaylord Silly

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Vincent Pradhana 2 years ago

That KSZCZOT.... How do Polish say it?

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#65

Anass Rhammar

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Sharon Larrissey-Hemens 2 years ago

Thanks for the warning...

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#66

Beautiful Existence

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

this weirdo changed her real name, from Desiree Longabaughm , she ate at starbucks every day for a year... while clothing her children from the Goodwill. She also spent 5000 euro TO MARRY HERSELF. Her children are named Edge and Epic. She is a damn train wreck.

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#67

Jack Goff

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Hans 2 years ago

"Look, there's Jack Goff in the garden". – "Dude, it is 'jacking', but I cannot see anyone doing that."

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#68

Dixie Normous

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Dave Elswood 2 years ago

Got to be a prank lol 😝

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#69

Ben Dover

Ben Dover

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Griselle Lugo 2 years ago

Ooops, sorry!

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#70

Hashtag Follow

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Hans 2 years ago

I am happy that I live I a country where names must be approved by the authorities. Despite the reduction in freedom that might imply.

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#71

Dr. Joelle Rollo-Koster

Dr. Joelle Rollo-Koster

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Stephanie Carpenter 2 years ago

Rollo-Koster of Love!

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#72

Man Fuk

Man Fuk

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Kjorn 2 years ago

ah fuck man... -yes? -no not you

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#73

Deja Viau

Deja Viau

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Hans 2 years ago

Somewhere I have seen that name before...

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#74

Tahra Dactyl

Tahra Dactyl

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

As long as she doesn't screech like a pterodactyl

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#75

Mr. Sackrider

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Hans 2 years ago

I hope he is a school principal.

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#76

Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong

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Janet Margaret 2 years ago

what's up with Chile and naming your child?

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#77

Dick Burger

Dick Burger

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Cat Meow 2 years ago

Suddenly not hungry anymore.

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Yoshie Takeshita

Yoshie Takeshita

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Celental Midnight 2 years ago

This name seems normal.

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#79

Sukhdeep

Sukhdeep

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Kjorn 2 years ago

me love you long time

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Peanisbreath

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Nathan Hwang 1 year ago

This reminds me of my morning breath

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Destinee Hooker

Destinee Hooker

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Hans 2 years ago

Admittedly, it can be questioned whether destiny is a proper first name...destinee surely isn't.

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#82

Jurassic Park

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