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Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these weird baby names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already quite a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. 

And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list of unfortunate names. 

Scroll on down and check out the list of people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!

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Sam Sung

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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Funny Kahoot Names

Now, passports or identity cards aren’t the only places where such funny names can be found - they also breed in various channels, group chats, apps, and so on. At times they are just fun coincidences, but most often, people choose these hilarious nicknames purely for fun and entertainment. Which is, if you were to ask us, a way better outcome than having an unfortunate name assigned to you at birth. 

So, Kahoot, a game-based learning platform, is also an excellent breeding ground for various funny names. And if you’re looking for one to adopt for yourself, we have some excellent examples of funny Kahoot names: 

  • Freda Kids
  • I’m w/ Idiot →
  • Cris P. Bacon
  • Hugh Mungus
  • Updog
  • Loading…
  • Nothing Wrong
  • Ok Boomer
  • Join Code
  • Juan Direction

Funny Team Names

Of course, virtual reality isn’t the only place where you might want or need to come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if that was what you were looking for, we have some funny team name examples in here, too:

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  • The Underachievers
  • Low Expectations
  • Bottom of the Barrel
  • The Weakest Links
  • Something Inoffensive
  • Illusion of Greatness
  • Your Worst Nightmare
  • Shock Cavalry
  • Heart Warmers
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Chris P. Bacon

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Funny Group Names

Back to virtual reality here! We all have at least one of those group chats that we love to participate in. Be it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all of those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with these funny group names that’ll definitely lead you to the right path of thinking: 

  • XOXO, Gossip Girl
  • Girls, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals
  • Name A More Iconic Duo/Trio
  • We Who Shall Not Be Named
  • Future Presidents
  • The Limit Does Not Exist
  • I Love You All But…
  • We Share Genes
  • Not Fast, Just Furious
  • Walkie Talkies
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Dick Long

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard

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Paul Twocock

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Funny Names For Friends

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Lastly, sometimes you feel an urge to have a special kind of name for a friend of yours. Be it because they are so special to you or because the two of yous love to have a secret code, funny names for friends are always a thrill to come up with and use. Here are a few examples of unique names that we like quite a lot: 

  • Chuckles
  • Firecracker
  • Amigo
  • Rambo
  • Sherlock
  • Weirdo
  • Hot Stuff
  • Ride or Die
  • Twin
  • Golden Oldie

However, if none of our suggestions cut the cake, you can always choose one of the funny names from this here list!

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Mike Litoris

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Moe Lester

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Batman Bin Suparman

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Lord Brain

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Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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Kash Register

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Gay Neighbors

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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Chew Kok Long

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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Crystal Methven

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Dr. B. J. Hardick

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MacDonald-Berger

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Jack Daniels

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Christian Guy

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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Tokyo Sexwale

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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Wiener And Beaver

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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Dick Seeman

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B. J. Cobbledick

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Dick Chapion

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

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Hardy-Harr

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Dr. Pornsak

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Jed I Knight

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

parent are so stupid these day. they didn't realise what they do... i know a kid who names is james, but they wrote it Jaymz

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Jack Goff

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Look, there's Jack Goff in the garden". – "Dude, it is 'jacking', but I cannot see anyone doing that."

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Hashtag Follow

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am happy that I live I a country where names must be approved by the authorities. Despite the reduction in freedom that might imply.

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Deja Viau

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Tahra Dactyl

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Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong

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Destinee Hooker

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Admittedly, it can be questioned whether destiny is a proper first name...destinee surely isn't.

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Jurassic Park

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Chubby Cox

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Speed Weed

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Bud Light

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