If your surname was Stroker, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of hilariously unfortunate names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were named by parents who clearly didn't like them very much. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

#1 Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans 7 months ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2 Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1 7 months ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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#3 Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo 7 months ago

Living up to his name. :(

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#4 P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre 7 months ago

F.uck

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#5 Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans 7 months ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6 Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White 7 months ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7 Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal 7 months ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8 Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W 7 months ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9 Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana 7 months ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10 Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Quinnivire 7 months ago

I'm sure they work great together :)

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