Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

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Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Moe Lester

Moe Lester

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Dr. Faartz

Dr. Faartz

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#15

Batman Bin Suparman

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#16

Jesus Condom

Jesus Condom

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#19

F. You

F. You

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#23

Gay Neighbors

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

Dick Black

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

Robert Fagot

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Dr. B. J. Hardick

Dr. B. J. Hardick

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#29

Dick Raper

Dick Raper

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

Judge Willie Stroker

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

MacDonald-Berger

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

Lord Vol Demort

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#35

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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#37

Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#39

Ana L.

Ana L.

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#40

Crystal Metheny

Crystal Metheny

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#41

Mister Love

Mister Love

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#43

Dick Assman

Dick Assman

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#44

Dick Smalley

Dick Smalley

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#45

Dick Kock

Dick Kock

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#46

Dick Paradise

Dick Paradise

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

Wiener And Beaver

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Hans
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#48

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

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#50

Dick Power

Dick Power

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#51

Flavour Balls

Flavour Balls

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#52

Dick Seeman

Dick Seeman

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Daniel Khan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the funny thing is that there is standing 1969!! 69

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#53

Gay Saylor

Gay Saylor

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B. J. Cobbledick

B. J. Cobbledick

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Sky Chen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha I can't hold my laugh any longer,,, excuse me

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#55

Dick Chapion

Dick Chapion

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Fire Bird
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

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