Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these weird baby names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.
It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already quite a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail.
And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list of unfortunate names.
Scroll on down and check out the list of people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!
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Sam Sung
Mr. Perv
Funny Kahoot Names
Now, passports or identity cards aren’t the only places where such funny names can be found - they also breed in various channels, group chats, apps, and so on. At times they are just fun coincidences, but most often, people choose these hilarious nicknames purely for fun and entertainment. Which is, if you were to ask us, a way better outcome than having an unfortunate name assigned to you at birth.
So, Kahoot, a game-based learning platform, is also an excellent breeding ground for various funny names. And if you’re looking for one to adopt for yourself, we have some excellent examples of funny Kahoot names:
- Freda Kids
- I’m w/ Idiot →
- Cris P. Bacon
- Hugh Mungus
- Updog
- Loading…
- Nothing Wrong
- Ok Boomer
- Join Code
- Juan Direction
Saad Maan
Funny Team Names
Of course, virtual reality isn’t the only place where you might want or need to come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if that was what you were looking for, we have some funny team name examples in here, too:
- Placeholder Team Name
- The Underachievers
- Low Expectations
- Bottom of the Barrel
- The Weakest Links
- Something Inoffensive
- Illusion of Greatness
- Your Worst Nightmare
- Shock Cavalry
- Heart Warmers
Chris P. Bacon
Hitler Mussolini
Funny Group Names
Back to virtual reality here! We all have at least one of those group chats that we love to participate in. Be it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all of those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with these funny group names that’ll definitely lead you to the right path of thinking:
- XOXO, Gossip Girl
- Girls, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals
- Name A More Iconic Duo/Trio
- We Who Shall Not Be Named
- Future Presidents
- The Limit Does Not Exist
- I Love You All But…
- We Share Genes
- Not Fast, Just Furious
- Walkie Talkies
Dick Long
I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard
Paul Twocock
Funny Names For Friends
Lastly, sometimes you feel an urge to have a special kind of name for a friend of yours. Be it because they are so special to you or because the two of yous love to have a secret code, funny names for friends are always a thrill to come up with and use. Here are a few examples of unique names that we like quite a lot:
- Chuckles
- Firecracker
- Amigo
- Rambo
- Sherlock
- Weirdo
- Hot Stuff
- Ride or Die
- Twin
- Golden Oldie
However, if none of our suggestions cut the cake, you can always choose one of the funny names from this here list!
Mike Litoris
Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt
Cooking With Poo
Moe Lester
Major Dickie Head
Dr. Faartz
Batman Bin Suparman
Jesus Condom
Lord Brain
Mrs. Rape
F. You
Dr. Shit Fun Chew
Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!
Kash Register
Donald Duck
Gay Neighbors
Dick Black
Chew Kok Long
Crystal Methven
Robert Fagot
Dr. B. J. Hardick
Dick Raper
Lieutenant Les Mcburney
Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
Judge Willie Stroker
MacDonald-Berger
Lord Vol Demort
Jack Daniels
Christian Guy
Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!
Tokyo Sexwale
Dick Swett
Ana L.
Crystal Metheny
Mister Love
Krystal Ball
Dick Assman
Dick Smalley
Dick Kock
Dick Paradise
Wiener And Beaver
Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens
General Arse Biscuites
Dick Power
Flavour Balls
Dick Seeman
Gay Saylor
B. J. Cobbledick
Dick Chapion
Dick Tips
Sirius Bonner
Mahboobeh
B. J. Worthy
Mr. Butt
Hardy-Harr
Dr. Pornsak
Jed I Knight
Gaylord Silly
Anass Rhammar
Beautiful Existence
Jack Goff
Dixie Normous
Ben Dover
Hashtag Follow
Dr. Joelle Rollo-Koster
Man Fuk
Deja Viau
Tahra Dactyl
Mr. Sackrider
Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong
Dick Burger
Yoshie Takeshita
Sukhdeep
Peanisbreath
Destinee Hooker
Jurassic Park
Dick Trickle
Lancelot Supersad
Rowdy Negro
Chubby Cox
hello........... I'm going this way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Speed Weed
Chef Phuc Dat Bich
Bud Light
Phat Ho
Cherries Waffles Tennis
Dick Colon
Sparkle Titsworth
Oral
Dr. Will Tickel
Bear Trapp
Chew Kok
Cookie Facey
Charity Beaver
Long Wang
Vanessa Tobaccojuice
Kim Kashkashian
Khumalo Tiny Dick
Christopher Robin
Holden Butts
Long - Wiwi
Boring
Uranius Johnson
Peter Bonerz
Dick Felt
Dick Thrasher
Brock Lee
Dyl Pickle
Janelle Lawless
Jazz Singsanong
Harry Hole
<3 this is not how i imagined Harry Hole :D (only for Jo Nesbø fans :D
Candy Cummings
Judy Graham Swallows
Lesbia
Crystal Coker
Barry Shitpeas
This is a character on a British comedy programme by Charlie Brooker
Oliver Loser
Well... It's german. So it's not pronounced as the english loser.
Dick Shiner
Capt. Hyman Shocker
Gay Lemons
Tuch And Anas
Rick Roll
Yolanda Squatpump
Steve Sharts
imagine if someone farted in class and as a joke they said, "Steve Sharted!"
Dong Dong
Dick Funk
Dick Pole
Mary Semen
Goldie Lock
Aj Kant
Dick Hunter
B. Ruth Boring
she doesn't look too boring to me. I mean she's on the newspaper for gods sake!
Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck
Outhouse
Dick Shoemaker
Sheila Butt
Sally Mangina
Is it horrible my mind automatically read that as Salty instead of Sally?
Dumas And McPhail
Dr. Jack Kanoff
This website is so depressing. We come here to waste our time but for some reason we can't even stay on the website for more than 5 minutes without cursing some idiot parent.
Wendy Wacko
Tiny Kox
Jolly Mangina
I wonder if Sally Mangina ( #145) And Jolly Mangina are related or married by any chance?
Mister Rambo Campos Diaz
Quindarious Gooch
Rick Titball
Bill Buttram
Adolph Gasser
Dr. Ken Hurt
Argelico Fucks
Butt Mohammad
Jackson Galaxy
Tatiana Vagina
Markus Fucker
Dick Pound
Ken Raper
Ginny Fuchs
Brownie Shytles
Dr. Thomas Fister
Wang Liqin
Peter Ubersechs
Takeshita
It's Japanese. It's not pronounced how you think it is. It's also a very, very common family name here.
Dewanna Bonner
Airwrecka Mcbride
Oh man... Erica... spelled the longest possible way... Hooked on Phonics worked for her!
Dean Windass
Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh
Jean Bastard-Rosset
Dr. Paul Harms
Tilt Helimets
Johnny Dickshot
Dick Cooke
James Cokayne
Heath Cockburn
Anurag Dikshit
Prof. Dr. Stef Craps
Shawn Dickensheets
Mr. Dick Dong Wang
Lieutenant Chance Sweat
Dorcas
Dentist Glenn Payne
I would not visit any doctor with this last name...even less a dentist! LOL!!
Poo
Dean Denis J. Dean
Ricky Van Wolfswinker
Bob Stoops
Rick Hole
Rudi Schits
Wow, I really have to say that I laughed hard several times, and I enjoyed commenting much, too. :)
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When I worked as a vet tech, this guy brought in his kitten "Pickle" for his first routine visit and vaccinations. As I was doing the blood work (we label all animals by first and last name for obvious reasons), and I noticed the kitten's last name was "D**k." He named his kitten "Pickle D**k" -_-
The moment you wanna register your name but the computer tells you not to use bad words and asks you politely to choose a different name.
With some of these names I'd change my name the day after my 18th birthday
Load More Replies... Wow, I really have to say that I laughed hard several times, and I enjoyed commenting much, too. :)
Load More Replies... When I worked as a vet tech, this guy brought in his kitten "Pickle" for his first routine visit and vaccinations. As I was doing the blood work (we label all animals by first and last name for obvious reasons), and I noticed the kitten's last name was "D**k." He named his kitten "Pickle D**k" -_-
The moment you wanna register your name but the computer tells you not to use bad words and asks you politely to choose a different name.
With some of these names I'd change my name the day after my 18th birthday
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